Scrubs - Dr. Cox insults a fat guy

[LamarMatic]

I didn't know Skip Bayless is a doctor.

[NickNico93]

I have been getting a little big lately. So I am going to eat a skinny guy! YUM! :D

[cheekypants321]

He wasnt insulting him, he was trying to save him from himself..

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

how mean dr. give a crap and you are what u eat and you looked liked you just went out and devoured anotther fat guy

[Gunsang101]

Dr. Cox. What -can't- he insult is the better question.

[steelflame1]

He just insulted the whole redneck population.

[chicago92100]

@steelflame1 no just the fat redneck population lol

[bigtrollin12]

you are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy. lmao

[Roozmusic1]

Dear dr. Cox, could you please,please,please,please,Ph­u-leese give me one of your famous insults so I can use them on my brother. Thanks, A sister in need

ps. I wasn't begging at all because only the weak need help.

[lbrinin1701]

Thank you Dr Cox. I followed your advice and lost 15 pounds

[1qazxsw23edcish]

The highest rated comment is a comment about a comment that was about a comment that was the second highest rated comment being about the highest rated comment.

Commentception.

[Ultima121]

@1qazxsw23edcish Nice try.

[hiimnickful]

is dr coxs voice seem unusually high in this video?

[mkarki2]

The highest rated comment is a lie.

[michelrpg]

Oh Perry, you do quite enjoy giving that one final push :)

[KingHarkinian]

This fat guy insult is worth a ''All Bundy fat people insult'' medal.

Kudos dr. Cox, kudos!

[mennojeweetwel]

i came here when i typed in: gut 2 luv u

[Nigelngd]

@mennojeweetwel In which case learn how to type and speak English.

[mennojeweetwel]

@Nigelngd in which case go search for a life and stop correcting people who just made a little mistake

[Rubberbandman529]

Lol. Yeah, give it 2 hm!

[lartkrin]

i shouldent be watching dr, cox rants... my throat hurts and laughing is only making it worse... eh what the hell... its worth it!

[pypeworld]

Comedy genius! John C. McGinley nasty whimsical comments are a true breath of fresh air, especially in this vid when old lardarse needs to lay off the pies big time.

[snoke57]

WORKING YA ASS OFF

just fu**ing great

[Strande92]

the you are what you eat joke at the end is so fucking funny

[saviordd1]

I wanna give that guy a hug :(

[bheceo]

"You Clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy didnt ya" hahaha classic cox

[TMSTitain117]

O.O DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAM!!!! U mad dr. Cox?

[InescapablePain]

OH SNAP

[ARavingLooony]

lol that would basiclly be me as a doctor lol

[lbrinin1701]

Thank you Dr Cox! Today's walk was a little over three miles and I feel great

[chloeb1993]

Love it! Absolutley Love it! Go Cox!

[NINJAnoobGUY]

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[TheMessiersAndromeda]

Cox knows when to draw the line - after this point this is just bully fat people.

[loneotaku]

I work at a Mcdonalds, and every time whenever I get frustrated and see a fat customer, ( a lot of them) I think of saying this every time.

[SickBritKid]

Cue Kelso staring in abject fear...

[OrochimaruOchiba]

The second highest rated quote is now a comment about the second highest rated comment being about other highest rated comments. Even Funnierer.

[ARavingLooony]

Dr Cox for leader of weightwatchers lol

[BeautifulFighter93]

"Working your ASS off"

You gotta love Dr. Cox <3

[Wolvesrain42]

Man speaks the truth

[boneo410]

Wow... The maturity level of everyone in that argument is insanely low. Guys, let's just enjoy the epic-ness that is Dr Cox and try to keep the vitrolic comments to a minimum :) x

[quaqmireful]

Y oh y r the fat guys being the butt of the jokes, haha

[tossunknown]

i think dr. cox is the son of chuck norris

[Dreaper1883]

What episode is this from?

[kingofnicke]

MrMegaCathair clearly devoured a fucking idiot

[lolmAN98761]

Dr. Giveacrap :D:D

[1Whitebeard1]

i watched too many episodes of Scrubs in one day,every time i read a comment i imagine Dr.Cox is saying it.

[lbrinin1701]

ahh if only it was that easy to lose weight, take a walk in the morning and choke down a fresh green salad..if only it were that easy to lose weight

[TheUnwantedBlood]

@lbrinin1701 I know right? to easy to gain weight, to hard to lose it.

[isis211]

@lbrinin1701 Take a long walk every day for an extended period of time (No, not one day a week.), like, Every day a week, and you'll see results. Lay off the pizza and, as Dr. Cox says here, choke down a fresh green salad, every now and then, and after a few weeks, results will be there. It just takes time....

[lbrinin1701]

@isis211 fair enough, I am on it! I started 8/21 at 240, today I was 237

[nessatelemnar]

Dr. Cox ... or Dr. Awesome ?

[itachi1839]

You can't be a doctor if your head explodes dr. cox. You'll look ridiculous!

[MCB400100]

@DasRokx youre feeling famous having a high rated comment?

[lbrinin1701]

some good lessons for me and I can take a hint

[iDavid96]

@DasRokx well not anymoore!!?

[Thejin2027]

I was trying to imitate this word for word, but by god I just cannot do it. I have so much respect for John C. Mcginley being able to memorize all his lines, especially his rants.

[NateSean]

The second highest rated quote is now a comment about other highest rated quotes. Even funnier.

[ARavingLooony]

haha cox ownd him 

[iMAGGInary]

thin people are discriminated for being thing, too...

[deadaleta]

@iMAGGInary Just not as much.

[scrwedupgirl]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

[SRH911]

That fat guy looks so hurt :(

[maxwoudenberg]

He's nearly as good as Al Bundy.

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

…And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna know the God's honest truth? And this is a fact - you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn'cha?!

[89sweetsweet]

to be honest, i'm sick of people saying "you can't call larger people fat, it's rude, its mean." fuck off, if they're THAT size then they deserve to be taken the piss out of. really gets on my nerves when people think its awful to say. :@

[MrMegaCathair]

@89sweetsweet So oyu think that they should be put down because of thier weight? Well what if a traged happened in thier life and they went to eating they can't lose the weight so why don't you fuck off, and go get fat, then try and lose the weight, dipshit.

[89sweetsweet]

@MrMegaCathair where the fuck did i say they should be put down!? Your comment seriously is the shittest "insult" i have ever had the misfortune to read! Judging by your name "MrMegaCathair" you're obviously fat yourself. In that case, get to the fucking gym and go on a diet! Fucking moron!

[MrMegaCathair]

@89sweetsweet "fuck off, if they're THAT size then they deserve to be taken the piss out of." These are in fact your words, and don't be talking about my username look ant your "89sweetsweet" does this imply that you are fat, yoursef, and that you engulf in sweets? I truly am sorry that you had the "misfortune" to read my comment but I am more apologetic that you had the "misfortune" to type yor comment.

[89sweetsweet]

@MrMegaCathair Seriously?! Mate you better just leave before you embarrass yourself any further!

Point number 1) Learn to spell, or is it your chubby fingers pressing the wrong keys.

2) At least try to be original instead of looking at my comment for inspiration to reply!

3) Why the fuck would you be apologetic about me having the "misfortune" to type my comment?!

Honestly mate, you have just made yourself look at complete fucktard to the entire web.

[MrMegaCathair]

@89sweetsweet Entire web, hmmm. yeah because im sure everyone on facebook and whats left of myspace and everyone on twitter just comes on youtube, just to read my comment and chubby fingers are you stupid? Not one word is mispelled and yeah im a little on the bigger side, but don't have chubby finger, and You probably think that just because your from UK that you have perfect penmenship on the computer, you may have fucked up teeth, but as long as your dissing someone it doesn't matter. dipshit

[89sweetsweet]

@MrMegaCathair As a matter of fact the stuff you write onto a web page gets automatically stored to a back up server and extensive hard drive for all to access should they so choose. And actually you have misspelled many times: your first comment - "oyu" "thier" "traged. your second comment "ant" "yoursef" "yor". your third comment: "mispelled". I think you mean: you, their, tragedy, at, yourself, your, misspelled. These are very simple words that you seem to have the supidity to get wrong...

[89sweetsweet]

@MrMegaCathair ...And as a matter of fact, I have very straight teeth (which wouldn't really make any difference to me what so ever if they were "fucked up")

Think about what you will type before you reply, let your tiny mind process the words you will put and then try to string a grammatically correct sentence together.

[MrMegaCathair]

@89sweetsweet Nevermind my grammar, leave it be, lok at how far its gone. Our conversation started out talking about fat people and now we're insulting eachother, so perry, what might you say.

[isis211]

@MrMegaCathair Haha, I find it hysterical that the moment you've tasted the sweet blade of defeat, you try to change the subject. You had no problem speaking of your grammar, until he pointed out that it was all wrong. What a moronic thought process you have, my friend.

[MrMegaCathair]

@isis211 And your faggot ass thinks you can just talk in this, get your snobby nose out of this conversation.

[Gavin17259]

Why would you agree to be on a show just to be made fun of?

[dabears17x]

@Gavin17259 I would do it anyday!

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

"Dr. Give a Crap"

[1person1me]

Awww

[Bottle7900]

hold down 4 look at my... PENIS!

[Americangal18]

Awwww... look at that guys face, Dr.Cox you're so Mean!!!

[Diamond14Jim88]

doctor giveacrap

[linus0111]

13 people are fat

[gallaros9]

Im ridiculously obese and still laughed my ass off XD

[AwesomeFinder2]

I love eating fat guys.

[G4t0rH4zB1tch3z]

Why is it sped up?

[xsunsetroseX]

@G4t0rH4zB1tch3z its not sped up, thats the normal speed. coxy is just the king of rants :)

[G4t0rH4zB1tch3z]

@xsunsetroseX Thats true, but i went on netflix (which btw has all the episodes =) ) and it sounded a little bit different :/

[Quakingqueek]

11 people are clearly morbidly obese.

All hail dr. Cox!

[hinata01mcr]

what a dick...

[Straxium]

@hinata01mcr He may be a dick but what he's saying is right, and honestly, if he was a real doctor he'd definitely be the one I'd choose. (If he didn't get fired within a week because of his personality XD)

[mitxelus]

@hinata01mcr let me guess... you're fat.

[hinata01mcr]

@mitxelus hahaha u wish!why,are you?

[CODblackandWhite]

i feel bad for the fat guy, i think he cried

[heyidaroo]

11 people went out and devoured a big fat guy

[Grimno]

Are you trying to make my head explode? If your head explodes you'll never make it as a doctor. I mean come on you look ridiculous.

[Sonny0612]

Hello , i didnt see you there , i was just like you i liked to call ppl fat then i started with analpoint and now i make fun of ugly ppl instead

[WolfGuyX]

Before Dr. House... there was Dr. Cox.

[Roozmusic1]

@WolfGuyX I'm still figuring if there related somehow...

[YoshidoriAnimation]

I feel bad for people cast as "fat people"...how the hell does that work?

[Teaninso]

0:17 best dr. cox face EVER

[DjAJ69er]

Press 6 with the right timing :') lookin like that, lookin, lookin like that.

[nNnilsson]

naaaw feel sorry for the fat guy

[Metirovan]

it's intereseting, imidiately after watching this i knew the angry fat people will start throwing their anger towards this video. Just take it as a joke... imagine what sit coms would look like when they would try to please everybody by not making a comedy out of certain group of people... it's like dividing by zero, that just non-existable... if youre fat, take it easy, or better yet, try to be amused because there's no better way to release anxiety and anger from you.

[GrimFloyo43]

'You are what you eat and you clearly went out to devour a big fat guy didn't ya?" FRIGGIN' CLASSIC!!

[NamcoCapcomFan5199]

Yeah Dr Cox, tell that fatass

[MichiganUni]

Salted Cashew Pieces and uh Trident Tropical Twist

[hawk222]

Zing!

[MrProgrampro]

@hawk222

Zwah!

Zoom zoom zoom! :D

[FischNixe5445]

woorrking your aaass oooff :D

[smartandstupid37]

Spam click 4 "Korean"

[Indiankote]

@smartandstupid37 spam 9 for houred a big...

[smartandstupid37]

@DasRokx Yes, funny isn't it? =3

[Thejin2027]

So he's a cannibal?

[perryscrubsfan]

@I3aizey giveacrap. 

[perryscrubsfan]

keep pressing 6, his face is scary :LL

[RizonReason]

no... press 5 aswell ;P

[RizonReason]

press 2 and the laugh will insue

[LonewolfSaichi]

Love Dr. Cox...specially since what he says in this is soooo true.

[Jontehmannen]

That was a fair big bitchslap through one single sentence.

[XButterCookieX]

Kelso's reaction in the background made me laugh .. especially as Kelso's just as nasty! Just not to paying patients!

[4llvar]

Dr. Cox makes Dr. House look like a nice little lamb.

[charliebiggs]

9 people clearly devoured a big fat guy.

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

awwwwwwwwwwwww poor dude!

[XlightninX]

normaly id hate the constant quoting but when it comes to cox's rants... you just cant help yourself.. i know <3

[as19iruleuall]

Lol Kelso in the background

[kichukdave]

lol you gotta kinda feel bad for the guy

[XlightninX]

@kichukdave why you devoured a fat guy too?

[kichukdave]

@XlightninX lol no not even close, but sad how people let themselves go, and cant do anything about it

[potcrulz]

aww the little fat guy :( he loks so sad i just want to give him a hug

[wars14702]

he looks so hurt

[mugtisersold]

i bet the tention was awkward when they were shooting this lol

[Kwyjibo1992]

i love the way he says "choke down a fresh green salad", lmao

[UncheckedIrony]

how do you have casting calls for fat people

seems awkward

[XlightninX]

@UncheckedIrony looking for actor with posture simmilar to a ball

[Lustikk]

@UncheckedIrony

i always wondered that! or when they need an ugly person aha poor peple, i didnt know such people got into the acting buisness anyway??

[cheekypants321]

@Lustikk Steve Buscemi.

[sammiwyatt]

@UncheckedIrony bahahah I think about that all the time!!

[Neroblade666]

@UncheckedIrony I ALWAYS think about that xD

[proofish]

@UncheckedIrony you think thats awkward? try ugly girls lol

[Jimmo777]

@proofish xD that'd be really funny

Director 'hey there we need you start in our movie

girl 'omg awesome! who am I playing

Director 'ugly girl #1'

girl'.........'

[UncheckedIrony]

perhaps shes attractively challenged

[Niixxon]

@proofish Or ugly kids

[walatalalaw]

@UncheckedIrony yeah, or ugly people

[501028]

@UncheckedIrony

Hahaha I have always wondered that (not just fat people, also little people or ugly people) :P

[ispeaknonsense]

@UncheckedIrony It's easy. Producers are assholes. They have to be to get their money

[plantleg]

@UncheckedIrony i think they have sumos

[lyric142]

@UncheckedIrony I've ALWAYS wondered that. Like seriously you could get not hired because you're not fat enough. "Sorry, you're pretty chunky but not chunky enough."

[dabraham03]

poor guy :(

[PyroMaster320]

this is how real doctors should be

[Lillypopbop]

@DeathGodRiku I'd probably cry then go eat a salad.

[Lillypopbop]

If more doctors were like this obesity would go down, guarantee!

[UncheckedIrony]

@Lillypopbop and suicide rates....

[UncheckedIrony]

@Lillypopbop and suicide rates would go up in the fat guy department...

[MrProgrampro]

@UncheckedIrony

Ya, right. People aren't just sensitive little balloons ready to pop and kill themselves over being insulted. I think obesity would go down...

...and liposuction+tummytucks would go up!

[UncheckedIrony]

@MrProgrampro Rest assured, Newbie.Even if we did talk from morning till night about all the big and tiny things that matter most to me.The big being the blinding intensity of my youtube comments glory , a cure for noob(Which im sorry to see you havent found yet) and the resurgence of saying FIRST! The small being my subscription to a youtube channel i give

"Pity Likes" to, Obamas absent intelligence, wind energy and the oh so esteemed smell of Christmas your name still would not have come up.

[MrProgrampro]

@UncheckedIrony LOL : )

[UncheckedIrony]

@MrProgrampro rofl jk i wrote that MYSELF

[ringmaster316ms]

@UncheckedIrony oh well. their mouths are already killing them slowly,  so what if their brains conspire with their arms and a sharp knife to do it quickly?

[DeathGodRiku]

@Lillypopbop if a doctor talked to me like this, I'd punch him.

[Haterbc]

@DeathGodRiku

obviously you're an idiot

[DeathGodRiku]

@Haterbc how so?

[ringmaster316ms]

@DeathGodRiku at which point he would wind up with even more of your money. him or the justice system after he had your ass arrested for assault

[DeathGodRiku]

@ringmaster316ms verabl assault/abuse in my favor.

[ringmaster316ms]

@DeathGodRiku 2 wrongs dont make a right.

[DeathGodRiku]

@ringmaster316ms only one wrong. the doctor acts this way towards me and I can sue him for verbal assault/abuse.

@DeathGodRiku of course you can. you cannot however, punch him in the face. if you do, assault. his offense is civil, yours would be cri