Gang for White People - Comedy Time

[briskrogue]

wow, this guy is hilarious, tough crowd though

[cmarcelo10]

Mafiosi wear tailor-made suits and frenquent the opera. "Gangsters" wear baggy track suits and listen to Hip-Hop.

[lydia6teen]

I have this on my MP3 player! Hahaahah.

[mrtundra45]

But yeah actually the Russian-organized-crime is probably the most powerful these days they sellin' soviet Submarines to mexican and colombian coke smugglers and sellin' nuclear materials to domestic terrorists and shit...lol...there human trafficking and sex slave trade is probably the largest...NOT that its anything to brag about....but italians used to be the baddass mafiosi who ran shit in the 70s 80s and 90s now they are just guidos who fist pump. LOL

[mrtundra45]

Yes but the MAFIA isnt a gang for "white people" ....its a crime orginization for ITALIANS ONLY.....other "white people" have their own gangs like peckerwoods, aryan brotherhood, russian mob, etc.....

[jasontester3]

@mrtundra45 well white gangs are basically biker gangs like hells angels

[Iderray]

@mrtundra45 Whoawhoawhoa. Mafia is not exclusively Italian. Ever heard of the Russian Mafia? Huge, what with human trafficking and such. No, the Italians aren't the only ones with the mafia, they just perfected it.

[mrtundra45]

@Iderray actually you are wrong.....russians dont call themselves "mafioso" or a "mafia"

even though russians have a stong organized criminal group known as the "red mafia" by Law enforcement, the actual russian criminals themselves dont call it a Mafia...they have their own lingo and terms....i DO get what your saying though "mafia" is a loose term now and every race has one ie; "mexican mafia" "albanian mafia" even black crips have "the crenshaw mafia" lol

[Iderray]

@mrtundra45 Well, isn't "Mafia" originally an Italian word? Why sould Russians use that exact word? It's the Law Enforcement, I think, that we shouold use to define the lines between "gang" and "mafia".

[mrtundra45]

@Iderray Yes....Mafia refers to the Sicilian italians who were rebelious from imperialists controll over the Island they lived on...Sicilian Mafiosi were Men of Respect who stood for something noble. (not lowlife thugs).....and Law Enforcement classifies All big criminal organizations as a "mafia" even if they dont call themselves a mafia for example the "Mexican Mafia" calles them selves "La EME" not mafia.

The only Real Mafia

[mnypwrrspkt]

isnt the mafia a gang for white people

[lilfrenchfry14]

WEST SIDEE!!

[kiekie84]

now this is funny!

[ondasuondaable]

@ricciuto1 to be part of a race it's not about how fair or dark is your skin.Latin is only a language.European mediterranean people are white,toghether with other categories that form the composition of the withe race:nordic,alpine and mediterranean.

[ondasuondaable]

I'm Italian

considering that the italian peninsular population (90 %) is composed of italic,german,french,slavic,gr­eek people (all white european ethnicity) i would call italians white any day..sardinians people are all europeans from basque country,northern and eastrern europe.In history sardinia was never been conquered by muslim..sicily is the only italian peace of land conquered by muslim for 200 years,but they are always been greeks..we consider ourself white because simply we are white

[sourpatchgirl021]

guys..he's a comedian..he's JOKING. chill. why are you being serious. I'm Italian..I'm white. so there's that. Italians can be white or they can be darker. he knows the mafia is only for italians lol. everyone who's actually being serious is retarded. its comedy..lighten up

[mundabi]

CAN U TROLLS SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!?

[mrtundra45]

and yes Italians are European Caucasians, or "Whites" ....but the Mafia isnt for ALL Europeans or Whites to Join.... you must be fully Italian... A German, or French Canadian cannot become a made member or anything above that of course.... even most associates are still Italians... maybe Irish or Jewish as well.

[thomyieN]

@mrtundra45 Sorry Italians, but ITALIANS are NOT WHITE!!!!!

And I don't mean only Sicilians. There's nothing wrong with being mixed-race, tho.

[mrtundra45]

@thomyieN ??? Italians are WHITE!

Are you trying to tell me that James Gandolfini (tony soprano) isnt white?

John Travolta isnt white?

Italians are WHITE, only a few areas in the south and Sicily of course have arab, jewish, and maybe turkish / berber african mixture and its a very Small percentage. It hardly matters.

So lets say My Father is 100% White but my Mother is only 70% White and 30% arab...and they give birth to me...Making Me 85% White and only 15% Arab..Im still Majority WHITE

[thomyieN]

@mrtundra45 No, MIXED-RACE is absolutely not White. If you're 85% Italian

and 15% arab, you could be of less than 50% white ancestry..

[mrtundra45]

@thomyieN Thats was an EXAMPLE you tard... Most Italians have NO arab ancestry, and the ones that Do have like 1% to 10% ....which is very minor.

Do realize that Almost ALL europeans (except for scandonavians) have atleast Some foerign genetic admixture! Either from Immigration, Conquering/Waring empires, Slavery, ect ect.....

The Whole fucking World has atleast a few drops of foerign blood after hundreds of thousands of years of human interaction on earth....

[thomyieN]

@mrtundra45 No, German, English, etc = White. Italian, turkish = Nonwhite.

[mrtundra45]

@thomyieN Last time i checked London England has MORE immigrant Muslims than actual White Anglos...LMAO! your Brittish people will be Minorities in their OWN country in 50 yrs......

[pedroSilesia]

@mrtundra45

London? You haven't been in Birmingham or Luton. Mate in comparison there are no muslims in London.

[ZakobYoa]

@thomyieN italians aren't white lmao

[TrueHellMedia]

@ZakobYoa Lmao. Yes, they are.

[mnypwrrspkt]

@mrtundra45 correction, you must be sicillian 

[mrtundra45]

@mnypwrrspkt originally you had to be sicilian....not anymore....any italian can join.

[mnypwrrspkt]

@mrtundra45 ive been watching a lot of mafia documentaries lately.. its tru 

[kalajel]

Yeah, you really need the hand signs to distinguish the guys who dress in red from the guys who dress in blue…

[nikoincroatia]

I thought he was going to say "the police"

[aschellz]

mmmm uh uh

[dmac3g]

He has the same shirt on in 5 different YouTube videos! WTF!

[winkwinkers799]

RIP Albertsons

[TheAxis456]

I love that one fat black lady laughing in the background.

[iloverikku714]

i m laughing so hard. the crown dont speak english or what.

[treag91]

Am I the only one here who remembers the KKK and the Nazis? Aryan Nation, That bullshit?

[squaids1414]

bad crowd!!

[ShitStains86]

Gang for white people....don't they have the police department????

[helpdonate1]

Thumbs up if you dislike the white oppressors!!!!

[shagybaxter]

"A gang for white people" It's called the Government.

[vict0r1ous]

@shagybaxter thumbs up

obama is half

[yankeefan1961]

@shagybaxter not since Obama buddy

[shagybaxter]

@yankeefan1961 Obama's just a blacked up white guy : )

[HillcrestCapital]

@shagybaxter Ehm... I think Corporations would be more poignant.

[shagybaxter]

@HillcrestCapital Don't really see how it's more poignant.

[shagybaxter]

@shagybaxter Then again the Government's probably just the controlling arm of the corporations.

[pinolero13]

alot of Sicilians ive met had dark features, natural tanned skinned, the cosa nostra was sicilian...they are partly white but they are mixed with northern african, its been proven in dna

[yankeefan1961]

@pinolero13 so now your dumb ass, with barely a G.E, fuckin D. knows about DN-fuckin-A? Get the fuck outta here jackoff.Right here junior (holdin my balls).

[sander8254]

I received a mass email forward telling me that I should watch this guy on youtube! I have watched like 8 of these vids and this is really bad. I mean I want to like the guy, he seems alright but his show is awful. Grandma-" I'm a cripple! westside!" really?! It's soo bad I feel sorry for him. I dunno if he realizes that he only books shows because of his Guido persona and subsequent interpretations of daily life. He needs a writer! And no, not Andrew Dice Clay

[bugninja80]

@sander8254 Look at the stuff on laugh factory for some reason he has some really bad standup and some really good standup.

[swugirl24]

Wal*Mart rules!

[god4506]

KKK??

[BiggBaddDonGRIMM]

this shit is fuckin pathetic.. not only is this dude just not fuckin funny but the topic is fuckin lame... me n my boys thugged up just to survive when mufukkaz were hunting for white boys immediately following the rodney king riots.

[mantas1111000]

"You don't f***ing work here" while argument with yourself. Pretty awesome.

[sharkredtooth]

Hahahaha... 1:15-1:41

[jdfox37]

somehow I imagine that this bit was paid for by the people at Walmart.... what with his jokes focusing aroudn the two store chains they own...

[8Killerbee]

@jdfox37 .........sure

[luxor523]

Cardboard sister, want you to box it!

[geobreezy]

not funny

[purplemonkeyelephant]

This guy seems like he should be funny, in everything he does - problem is with everything hes saying..

[supergrim]

haha exactly what I thought

[TheMexican02]

lmao pretty good :)

[ros4211]

couldn't stop laughing...to bad it was at the guy and not because his jokes were funny.

[jimjam137]

@ros4211

gotta have a sense of humor

[dimababay]

@ros4211 i know this isnt funny at all

[JustaEropeanGuy]

"a gang for the white people"????? They had that little thing called THE MAFIA back in the day!

[SomeoneOnTheInternet]

well said

[KittyGotti]

Nah it was called the KKK...

[SliC3oFicE]

@JustaEropeanGuy yeah now theres the hells angels

[ihaveaverybadcold]

@JustaEropeanGuy that was italian...

[KillingDarwin]

@ihaveaverybadcold Thank you.....People always assume the mob was white...they were Sicilian immigrants carrying an old tradition to America...Ask an Italian/Sicilian if they're white...They'll say I'm "..." not white. Another example are Russians...Russians are Russians and proud to be Russian. I'm not Russian, just saying I noticed that certain ethnic groups are proud of their heritage..Nothing wrong with that...Just don't tread on me.

[Twom44]

@KillingDarwin ok Darwin.... I'm not white, I'm AMERICAN. But if I call myself a White American then "THEY" tell me I'm prejudiced. I cana't win for losing.

[nycboyforlife]

@KillingDarwin I'm Sicilian and I'm White.

[Samperor]

@JustaEropeanGuy They didn't comsider the italians as white. Because they came from a different county.

[telsport]

@JustaEropeanGuy Shhhh, No such ting.

Tom from Utica NY

[5959512]

@JustaEropeanGuy those were italians not whites

[RedWing313]

@JustaEropeanGuy that's not white it's Italian

[abrunio]

@JustaEropeanGuy Americans mean Irish, English, German and Etc... When they say White.

Italians are not included as many others. I am of Italian descent and proud of it by the way.

[NeaiskusToks]

@JustaEropeanGuy gang is a bunch of filthy bums and junkies being pests. Mafia is organized crime.

[57worldwide]

@NeaiskusToks A gang is technically a group. The police are a gang. I used to prune kiwifruit vines - I was part of a kiwifuit pruning gang. The Mafia are a gang, but not all gangs are involved in criminal activities, or with the gang for criminal activities.

A gang for White people? White people doing what? Just a group of White people? Keeping up with the Jones', I assume.

[abdullazeidan]

@NeaiskusToks NIGGA YA HEARD of black stone p's ... i wanna see the "mafia" try to kill 2 police officers and get invited to the presidents oath ... nixon ... check it , i aint lyin.

[JayPCM]

@NeaiskusToks Well, the mafia is pretty much just well dressed junkies and bums being pests.

[ticket009]

@JustaEropeanGuy thats was for ITALIANSSSSS not white people

[SuperJacks88]

@ticket009 Italians are white...

[ticket009]

@SuperJacks88 no

[QueenofFoxes]

@SuperJacks88 depending on what part of Italy from a lot of Italians are brown though actually.

[nikoincroatia]

@QueenofFoxes Tan or olive skin doesn't mean you're not white.

[sunburningstare]

@JustaEropeanGuy people forget that gangsters werent ignorant niggers with gold on their gums

[THISISTB7]

@JustaEropeanGuy and now its called the government, lol

[mrtundra45]

@JustaEropeanGuy THE MAFIA is not a "gang for white people" Its a Family or Organized Crime and its strictly Italian / Italian - American.

[magiclydlcious]

I actually thought this was super funny!!!!

[strongyang]

Strong New York accent here. Quite similar to Scottish

[phreaksterman]

Thanks for the insight.

[complimentsheck]

2:08-2:09 some woman goes oh god yes!

[youknowhoo]

lol i heard that tooo

[BizarreBaby]

Pretty good. Needs to make the delivery snap so it's not predictable. Kind of saw the joke's punchline 10 seconds before he said them.

[DiscoCat1019]

Good delivery, content needs work.

[joebrueske]

yick

[ActionPaully]

I actually really liked this guys real life down to earth material. Maybe he should embellish it more and work on his delivery, definetly not ready for an HBO special

[foxrings]

delivery was great

but the material was crap

[OhAdunDunDun]

...no.

[funkyfuhrer]

i didn't even smile...

[PoopyHeadAlan]

yeahhhhh... this sucked.

[Vleesball]

i think he's funny and got a nice personality going on there..

And that grandma joke was fucking epic :D

[bobnos]

crappy.. white gangs?.. i can name plenty.. why act there aint none.

didnt make me laugh anyways... just got worse and worse ..

[Speedylightning]

i did not laugh once. but he really tried.

[zekest]

I rate on a 1 to ten, a 4minus

[arlingo]

His jokes are too office-ish. Basic but funny, 3/5

[themightychickens]

Stopped after 1 minute, this was horrible!

I would rather watch paint dry than this.

2/5.

[HammandClov]

That's why I stop going to Wal-Mart. Too many good deals on crap I don't even need!

[Richmunnich]

oh ya I'm a member of da jewel's and da dominick's

[powderedts]

lame

[Loveseekingmissile]

lol funny

[mites7]

New yorker way to rep lol funny stufff