Bike Inside?!

[jessasong]

We never found out about the TV! We will never see that apartment again!

[nothingstar1]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE BEARD SLAM SOUND!!!!!!

[MrTietanic]

Haha, beard slam sound effect!

[ShotUrGoldFish]

and the academy award goes to ..

[joyyyyyfication]

i like the sound his beard makes

ffshh

[mskelseypeters]

beard crunch

[jennabunnykins]

Beard slams have the most satisfying sound

[LexiPexi15]

Beard Lovelies are born when you scratch your beard. We fall out. Thought you should know. >.<

[VinceMcLennon]

No movie quote?

[JackAshProductive]

Being in your beard always is better than being in your heart always.

[lally97]

beard slam makes such a satisfying noise,,,,,

[buttercupisevil]

1 person can't ride a bike........

[ChezzieChan]

Such a great sound that makes. XD

[vic2354]

did he have doritos in his beard? that was a crunchy beard slam

[compnerd2797]

Your beard sounds so comfy

[david56dbz]

your lens will get scratched to fuck hitting beard every day

[VickieMilne]

Heheheh i love the crunchy noise it makes when you slam it into your beard

[Davethewerewolf]

I for one welcome our bearded overlord.

[shoelace07]

I love the sound your beard makes. :P

[Tripp426]

At least it's warm inside the beard.

[Atuchy]

You didn't begin with a movie quote this time! I actually like beginning and ending in the beard better.

And as soon as you beardslammed in yesterday's video, I knew it was gonna be the new thing :)

[MrNightshadow95]

i heard that bushy sound when he slammed us into his beard! :D!

[metalvocalistwanted]

christmas lights can make for awesome year round lighting...duh

[thhfvr]

The crunching of the beard at the end REALLY disturbs me.

[standamanisdabest]

The noise the beard slam makes sounds like a meadow of grass...

[firekirby164]

Man your beard is so hot wheezy! I want to enjoy the nice outside while we have it. 55 in Cleveland this time of year is wonderful and I'm stuck in your beard!

[iGark]

NO MOVIE QUOTE?!

[blogprincess]

I love the beard crunches!

[gitaardrum]

1:15

sound of sand.

MINECRAFT 0,0 >.>

[aSteveinaBox]

i liked the sound of your beard as it made contact with your iphone :]

[ichigomihhi]

i love the beard slam!

[cyberminky64]

mmm that beard slam was fantastic xx

[K3LLYRI0T]

the beard sounds pretty crunchy.

[MissRepona]

I love the sound of the beard slam<3 so crunchy.

[TheBearEzentials]

Love that soft "pshh" sound the beard slam makes.

Like a footstep in sand... so calming ;)

[dreamseeker17]

no quote today?

[KiddsockTV]

ooo scruffy.

[xxcokecookiexx]

and the oscar goes to...

[chuckyfreedomfries]

Your beard slams sound like sitting on a bag full of chips.

[Monobueno18]

Your beard is crinkely sounding :P

[ktrudgen1]

Hahaha, the sound of the beard slam makes me feel all warm inside.

[ElegantlyJulia]

But do you use the bike?

[TheEditingShop]

I love the beard slam sound. Scrunchy.

[Vaskis4life]

Mmmmm crunchy beard slam :). So wonderful.

[SChappellaz]

The sound of the beard slam is kinda gross though.

[chalkboardscratch]

Somehow I always get lost when you walk around :)

[w4tz0n]

ooh nooo, this beard is so thick I cant even move

[TheMisterTux]

@TheMisterTux i is jk'ing

[TheMisterTux]

Wait... so in the winter u bike inside?!?

[bananastarr]

The beard slam makes a weird sound.... i didn't like the 'slam you into ______. But I can get used to beard slam.

[arzas555]

show us the place where clnes fall

[TheJacksterman]

Where was the movie quote? :(

[cesarbattistinim]

I want to lick your beard......................

[sarahliette]

You should know that if I ever meet you, I will now have an uncontrollable urge to slam my face into your beard! Don't worry though, I'll be gentle ;)

[dasvokal]

damn, i read "award winning lightning", u disappointed me

[KURTvsHERO]

BEARD SLAM TRI-FECTA

[chrisvav1]

that beard is so lovely close up

[JohnNicholasYT]

I keep my bike indoors :P I don't live in a big city though. It's just an expensive bike so I like to keep it inside, haha

[LaughOutLoud385]

Where...the fuck was the movie quote?

[PillowiePanda]

Wow u're beard is blue up close! :D

[MikesMultiVideos]

Wheezy Waiter - boxes in your kitchen? You're not moving are you?

You're not moving from your beautiful apartment into a new place are you?

[TekkenRulezz]

At the intro I was really surprised when I didn't hear: "Intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness" :P

[ImSamStarscream]

Your beard sounds like snow..

[theOneThatUChase]

this video's stupid.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@theOneThatUChase your mom is stupid.

[theOneThatUChase]

@m4rcus4ur31ius dude, i like WW, i watch all of his videos & stuff.. but this 1 is about nothing.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@theOneThatUChase and all of his other videos are "about something"???

LOL

[snailking0]

Beard slamming sounds like shoveling dirt/sand in Minecraft.

[Vriespop]

If you are gonna ride your bike. Pick me up lets take a riihiide.

[Chinchillawizard98]

rustly beard

[ShotUrGoldFish]

i always love getting 3 wheezy videos everyday <3

[invaderkat818]

Beard slam noise makes me giggle :} haha

[Tardisntimbits]

Majestic rustle of beardosity = EPIC

[GeekWill]

NO MOVIE QUOTE????? What sort of Lazy Vlog is this???

[erikandfox]

I said "sort of" at the same time you did. WE MUST BE MIND-TWINS.

[ZacharyThadJones]

Ok wheezywaidew. I twust you.

[rethinkOURreality]

So...where did Cynthia go? P.S. Make sure she uploads a new Cynch vid this week; she's been slacking off! (Please?)

[bcoronel07]

I was rubbing your beard with my cursor to help it grow, you're welcome.

[darkheart2death]

I don't know what to say. But i always comment.

so.... comment.

[TheRealrocker74]

Ah, nothing like the crunch of a beard.

[smhellieme]

very nice

[JTFLxtatic]

that is the best sound ever

[graverobber310]

the toby turner style sucks...

[NetGenReviews]

Beard slam sound is so crisp. Dang Weeeezzzzzeeeyy..

[Faffrika]

where does the door across from the bathroom lead? there are just so many intriguing doors in the casa de wheezy :)

[izzy120391]

I personally would like to know what's up with the Christmas lights.

[MikeZ4192]

since ur rich and all now, can i buy ur roadbike for like 20 bucks with an old trek mtn bike?

[HamEntertainment]

Ok hears a question.. What's up with the christmas lights on the wall?

[Wiejeben]

@HamEntertainment it inspires him to be a award winning lighting thing.

[Neopopulas]

@HamEntertainment I bet he's just festive, or he has poor lightning. But probably the first one.

[Xarmy187]

@HamEntertainment thats for low lighting..... for the ladies.......

[DaNodakKid]

Dat rustle B|

[jcrefasi1]

Craig in an ascot?

Oh good Lawd yes! ( That was my Toby impression )

[kazooga1234]

yes i kept my bike inside before i had a shed it was kind of kool having the bike inside but it was taunting me to ride it around the house and that wasnt kool ha bisky upload

[Raphaelus13]

Wheezy, why is you apartment all boring white?

[CalebICT]

You should wear an ascot in these videos. I think you are sophisticated enough for that.

[liz987951]

@CalebICT YES YES YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD YES

[cinerdy]

Movie quote?

[bobobobobob93]

wholly shiz i want that lighting

[netsrikb]

I love that sweet crisp noise that happens when you do your beard slam. It's like I'm falling into a pile of leaves, only better, because it's a beard.

[LizAZ08]

@netsrikb clever and true

[netsrikb]

@LizAZ08 Thanks! :)

[zombiejock]

NO MORE MOVIE QUOTES?

[JordynJitters]

oh man not the beard again! It's dark in here!

[EHHHWTF]

BEST.INTRO.EVER.

[Hellbound1234]

Where's the alligator pit!!??

[Scrumdiddlyumptions1]

@Hellbound1234 oh it's there

[Thebattlewalrus]

for your next album use your beard slam in a song!!!

[luckyleprachaun7]

Beard lovelies? What what are you doing in my beard? That's precarious.

[McFixStuff]

The sound of his beard is = to the awesomeness of the ps1 startup sound

[RelytNroz]

IT'S A THING!! Now... About Wednesday...

[SpecialQue85]

AH-AH-AH-CHOO! Darn it, I'm allergic to your beard slams

[BlacPlague]

Get more XL and XXL shirts for the DPC CD pack please

[mattwzito]

You are my hero.

[qdog1342]

That cruchy sound that beard slams make make me happy :D

[BurelPhotography]

I have never understood the "midwest" term. Illinois? I'd call that "mideast" seeing that there are only 4 states to the Atlantic and 5 or 6 very large states to the Pacific.

[Cheratomo]

CRUNCH

[krmapolicx]

it's like you're talking directly to me

[acreativealias]

what's the handstand channel?

[KayleighFool]

@acreativealias wheezynews

[daregularperson]

@acreativealias wheezynews i believe

[KayleighFool]

best song EVER!! = "Bike" from DPC 

[mattwzito]

@KayleighFool I freakin' love that song!!!

[jdmedic]

You notice how no New Yorkers ever questioned your bike storage technique? We get it.

[theLINKR]

sooooooo i guess the beard slam is a thing just like explosion Wednesday isn't?

[jc19d]

inverse beard slam was an intro of " darkness then redness then whiteness" (quote of tobuscus)

[ColinTheCommenter]

The door leads to the cloning juice storage

[Drenizer]

Beard slams sound so good.

[ToastMaster623]

Yay the return of "EAT BEARD!!!"

[PokemonAndStuff]

I love the beard slam!

[krl91jlb90]

beard slam <33

[haybale16]

So that's what Craig's beard sounds like.....

[QJosephP]

I love that crunchy beard sound at the end :D

[droidfan2010]

I saw invisible clone standing next to he bike, you should have him do a video someday, that would be cool.

[ericdeben]

im listening to dpc

[SoMuchbetter2492]

Does the door behind your bed lead to narnia?

[ClammehHands]

No movie quote?!

[AndresTweets]

Craig, we ask you politely and as a group of dedicated fans of yours - please clean your beard. The crunches of the bristles of your awesome beard hair are beginning to sound a little plastic-y. Thank you. Best wishes, the beardlovelies.

[StarlightDreamer12]

We'll awways be in youw beaowd?  Awe Beaowd Wuvwies acshly beaowd haiws, Wheezy Waitow?

[aaronjames806]

I hope someday to be biking down Lincoln or Damen in my wheezy shoes and see you chilling with the camera.

[canucks117]

NO!!! We want to be slammed into Cynthia's BOOBS!!

[iDirtyDan]

Do you have your Horse Outside??

[hensomm]

Beard slam, really? Who do you think you are Toby Turner?! You are half the man and three times the beard tobuscus is.

[CanIFrenchTheLlama]

1) Beard slam noise is nice.

2) You do not get an Oscar for lighting. You get an Oscar for explosions, or facial expressions.

[SweetEskie]

I love the sound of the beeard slam!

[goldenxninjaxchick]

Beard slams and explosion wednesdays should be things now.

[FiFiLiveFromGayParee]

How long does it take for you to edit a video for you main channel?

And handstand videos?

Just wondering

[booman0628]

Beard slam win

[phatrobshow]

the rustle of the beard is equal to or greater than the boop of the lazyvlog outro

[TaraB972]

@phatrobshow I second that- it is equal :)

[Blobin2413]

@phatrobshow

I'd say about equal XD

[BaronVonHoovy]

@phatrobshow Equal to. Definately equal to.

[BaronVonHoovy]

@phatrobshow BOOP SLAM- BEARD SLAM TO THE SOUND OF TOBY GOING BOOP!

[rikko338]

@phatrobshow That was a nice rustle. And the intro of face/sort of silhouette provides serious competition to intro of DARKness then REDness then WHITEness!!!

[endiDay]

It's not "crunchy;" "bristly" is a better word. :O

[bestNameimaginable]

Beard Slams should just be a thing now. BEARD SLAM!

[EnsignGibs]

Good thing there are lots of crumbs in the beard, we will all have plenty to survive on!

[shoepolishwonderful]

Nice crunch Captain Crunchmister. Yeah, idk either…

[McRachella]

So crunchy!!!

[wezlake]

Loving the beard slam

[2mXm]

Your beard makes a crunchy sound! lol! :D I love beard slams!

[bevhill317]

hooray for beard slam!

[alanabana7192]

LIMES!

[hotpinkpaperclips]

Beard slam noise is slightly crunchy.

[homer11588]

BEARD SLAM!!!

[idiizert]

BEARD SLAM.

[dubH100]

i would just like to say that your beard slam was very crunchy today :)

[airtightairway]

...Whats Love Got To Do With This (got to do with this)...

[theprophet215]

No movie quote at the start :"(

[imsocoolforreals]

i love the beard slam

[SIXNOOBS]

man, that beard slam makes a great noise

[spectatorsort]

Award. Winning.

[Blodpuddingsuger]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeaaaah

[nstantNoodles]

Beard slammed again? >.<

[bzzrz]

So is beard slamming a thing now?

[DomTheJ]

pew pew