fuck that. i don't want to feel my ex-wife's "self justified" rage at me from across the world. I'll stick to my soon-to-be-called-"analog" touch screen phone.
Mm....I'm possibly Bipolar, no meds of course since I haven't been diagnosed. I'm able to control myself most of the time...except around my period...um..I don't want people know I'm PMSing and wish death and every idiot I pass....They don't need to know what I'm thinking or feeling. They just need to focus on still being alive at that moment.
It will record patterns for my convenience, right. Cause I don't want to strain my eyes looking to the shop right in front of me, or overextend my memory to remember where i buy milk from everyday. No way will this information be sent to advertising agencies in order to spam me with ads. Seriously. And futurist is another bullshit job; the only futurists are the people about to make the futuristic breakthrough that the world around them will not understand until years later.
Step one is getting rid of all the garbage data on the internet. Which basically means banning China/Vietnam/Korea/etc from the internet. China's halfway there. Look at all the fake search engine and linkfarms, now imagine that crapping up your shoe comparison shopping.
That "Futurist" knew Twitter would be big 4 years later. Now all Twitter has do to is figure out how to get people's thoughts to transmit into that garbage that NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
This is the end of life, we should rise up and riot for this shit fucking new world order shit. Your phone works by satellites and pretty sure the government or whoever will get to know what you think what you feel. This shit is all adding up to it, cell phones are a must and if they are all like that you get screwed. Proof being George Bush, stupid ass motherfucker too stupid to even be a proper puppet for the new world order.
What the hell is a futurutist? Why are we supposed to trust his judgement vs the crazy homeless guy on the corner,i'm sure he has some fun ideas about the government reading our thoughts through smartphones. That is, if I buy him a 40.
In 1970's sci-fi the video phone was the method of communication for the future. Now we have the technology, but people don't WANT to show their face whenever someone calls. Sending your emotions to someone else? Maybe some geeks will try that, but the mainstream consumer is not ready for that, maybe never will.
i think that futurist guy is all wrong. How will you be able to do anything on your phone when it is just voice communication? Cant browse the web, cant email, cant download 3rd party apps... that wouldnt make any sense. That guy is wrong.
"Soon you'll be able to point a phone at a restaurant to find out everything you'll need to know about it, from the menu to the expected wait time." OHH MY GOODD JUST GO INSIDE YOU LAZY FATASS
Just a comment on cell phones ... Canada is the worst country in the world in which to own a cell phone and have a contract with any of the thieves (so-called service providers)
Cell phone will soon drive your car to point A to point B, cook your food and pick your kids up from school, they will soon take over the human race and make love to your wife once you are away at work.
What the hell. Why would you want a tattoo phone. what if someone is calling taht you don't want to speak with. You can't just say, "oh, I left my phone at home or it needs to be charged" NO thank you. I'm gonna be a grouchy old fashioned woman in the future it looks like.
Didn't know that Nokia was busy implementing these technologies back in 2007. Nowadays one can try out the implementations of these concepts in such products as Google Goggles and Layar. Totally awesome apps!
@skatervolcom124 look when this video was uploaded... 13 December, 2007. Initial release of Google Android, the first OS for which the Google Goggles was introduced, was in December, 2008...
lol we can already point and find with the nexus one! It can take a picture and then google it for you. I know its not exactly like in this vid, but its close enough...
yeah, the part about thoughts transmission wasn't a nice thing to talk about.
but what's so unreal in Point & Find? picture recognition is available, internet in cellphones is here, recognize the restaurant by it's picture? if there is a server with pics - easy. menu of the restaurant on the net? it's already here too. the only problem there still is - not enough actual information about all these stuff.
anime Higashi no Eden featured the same technology, by the way :)
Just shove a leash up our asses thats all they are doing. A human body GPS, big brother watches me piss in the toilet now. I hope he intends to flush it.
see, this is the kind of thing that will always be predicted but will never happen. How long have flying cars been 'just a few years away'?
When the telephone was first being put into people's homes, there was a fear that nobody would ever meet in person again because they can talk on the phone. This is the same kind of thinking..
wow this its total bullshit, i mean this was made 2007, those people are stupid as hell nothing like that has happen or prolly wont even happen.. wow wtf
I think when we're able to put such technology in our bodies or brains, there's going to be a big backlash. I, for one, don't want a microchip in my brain, so that the gov't can track my whereabouts 24/7. Hello 1984 in the 21st century!
@datalal624 Good News Everyone! As You Are Reading This, Your Mind Is Projecting Hubert Farnsworth's Voice, Also Now You Can Be Tracked Without The Use Of Delicious Brain Chips, Because The U.S. House of Representatives committee approved A Bill Wherein Internet providers would be forced to keep logs Of names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers and IP addresses of their customers for one year--in case police(FBI) want to review them in the future.
"Soon you'll be able to point a phone at a restaurant to find out everything you'll need to know about it, from the menu to the expected wait time. You'll also be able to point it at your girlfriend to find out who she's cheating on you with and what STDs she's now carrying."
I guess knowing more than we do might not be a bad thing after all...
for example, they're using it as their credits card by scaned their phones to a machine. i saw a video here on youtube bout japanese cell phones but i forgot what it called lol.
lol this isn't the future, i already have a bluetooth street chain... bt3030 jabra... plus necklace mobile exist long time ago i saw it in french tv...
LOL nokia does NOT have the next concept
elfy99803 3 months ago
wow ppl of the 2007 have no imagination
TheGrimstalker 3 months ago
goggle goggles is the future
TheSarthakgoyal 3 months ago
there's an app for that
myfairkitty666 5 months ago
@myfairkitty666 app??.....
atrwtos 5 months ago
Nokia just isn't good anymore
AaronSmooth13 5 months ago
fuck that. i don't want to feel my ex-wife's "self justified" rage at me from across the world. I'll stick to my soon-to-be-called-"analog" touch screen phone.
linux750 5 months ago
Mm....I'm possibly Bipolar, no meds of course since I haven't been diagnosed. I'm able to control myself most of the time...except around my period...um..I don't want people know I'm PMSing and wish death and every idiot I pass....They don't need to know what I'm thinking or feeling. They just need to focus on still being alive at that moment.
FFXIWarriorqueen1 5 months ago
Talking to yourself in public will soon be the norm. mentally ill in public will be eliminated.
DynamicContinuity 5 months ago
It will record patterns for my convenience, right. Cause I don't want to strain my eyes looking to the shop right in front of me, or overextend my memory to remember where i buy milk from everyday. No way will this information be sent to advertising agencies in order to spam me with ads. Seriously. And futurist is another bullshit job; the only futurists are the people about to make the futuristic breakthrough that the world around them will not understand until years later.
MoebiusPan 5 months ago
nokia stop embracing yourself
leo20789 6 months ago
are they trying to make the humanity one big hive mind?
MidnightRedemption 6 months ago
Well, we already have the barcodes popping up that people can scan with their cellphones.
miashalala 6 months ago
Step one is getting rid of all the garbage data on the internet. Which basically means banning China/Vietnam/Korea/etc from the internet. China's halfway there. Look at all the fake search engine and linkfarms, now imagine that crapping up your shoe comparison shopping.
ahanix1988 6 months ago
That futurist guy is a fucking retard.
smackknot 6 months ago
What if I wanted to see a Girls tits? She would FEEL My thoughts...
Then beat me over the head with her "Future CellPhone"
pumaturtle 6 months ago
That "Futurist" knew Twitter would be big 4 years later. Now all Twitter has do to is figure out how to get people's thoughts to transmit into that garbage that NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
Berengier817 6 months ago
i really dont care about this. and im a programmer..
system0system0 6 months ago
Jesus, this is from 2007 and the phones already look old as fuck.
ryanmshepard92 6 months ago
This is the end of life, we should rise up and riot for this shit fucking new world order shit. Your phone works by satellites and pretty sure the government or whoever will get to know what you think what you feel. This shit is all adding up to it, cell phones are a must and if they are all like that you get screwed. Proof being George Bush, stupid ass motherfucker too stupid to even be a proper puppet for the new world order.
sindrow 6 months ago
What the fuck is a futurist?
AluminumPancake 6 months ago
Haha! "wife".
adamfelixobrien 6 months ago
What the hell is a futurutist? Why are we supposed to trust his judgement vs the crazy homeless guy on the corner,i'm sure he has some fun ideas about the government reading our thoughts through smartphones. That is, if I buy him a 40.
Daftmouse 6 months ago
Smartphones today can do a lot of the things that are described on this video.
irbananaking 6 months ago
in the future your thumbs will be dicks 0_0 0:27
lapoulp 6 months ago
@lapoulp Then That Means The Asians Are More Advanced Already :D
zeldazackman 6 months ago
The sarcastic joke/comment of the reporter at the end really shown it to the futurologist. :D
LordVidra 6 months ago
Another Big Action Movie sucks
skalldyrkongen 6 months ago
@skalldyrkongen What?! You must be joking >:( That is one of my favourite movies of all time. I watched it like 6 times. 6 TIMES.
How can anyone NOT like that? Wasn't Joey McRandom's acting awesome?
LordVidra 6 months ago
Since when was Nokia pronounced "No-keeah" :/
TheXand19 6 months ago
Get Cracked.
yablecki 6 months ago
CRACKED!
robertextremu 6 months ago
Thing is; consumers don't want this.
In 1970's sci-fi the video phone was the method of communication for the future. Now we have the technology, but people don't WANT to show their face whenever someone calls. Sending your emotions to someone else? Maybe some geeks will try that, but the mainstream consumer is not ready for that, maybe never will.
AdenineMonkey 6 months ago
good, new world is coming with all doing good and happy loving feelings towards everyone ya
janetzbk 6 months ago
Loll iPhone + Google = PWND.
jackyblack55 7 months ago
google googles is basically this.
brunoschalch 8 months ago
dumbest future technology eveeeeeeeeeer.
tybash 8 months ago 4
Im twelve and i like the way cells r now especally my droid
nomal16 9 months ago
theres an app for tht
go0pie 9 months ago
i have google goggles on my phone now... and it didn't take 20 years
brttanybunni1998 9 months ago
This is like Google Goggles.
asslickingood21 9 months ago
i think that futurist guy is all wrong. How will you be able to do anything on your phone when it is just voice communication? Cant browse the web, cant email, cant download 3rd party apps... that wouldnt make any sense. That guy is wrong.
YouonPictures 9 months ago
The phones in this video look like they were made like 6 years ago
hoyos1997 10 months ago
"Soon you'll be able to point a phone at a restaurant to find out everything you'll need to know about it, from the menu to the expected wait time." OHH MY GOODD JUST GO INSIDE YOU LAZY FATASS
hoyos1997 10 months ago 6
the most weird thing about this video is that, it was posted 4 years ago! in 2007!!
maybe my neighbor owns this kinda fone!!! :)
asadullahbutt911 10 months ago
lol i have a nokia fone that i just bought and it sucks
bffalli13 10 months ago
Just a comment on cell phones ... Canada is the worst country in the world in which to own a cell phone and have a contract with any of the thieves (so-called service providers)
c7i6abc 10 months ago
this will help solve kidnappings
glinxz 10 months ago
he cant say nokia right!
ghoulia21 10 months ago
Cell phone will soon drive your car to point A to point B, cook your food and pick your kids up from school, they will soon take over the human race and make love to your wife once you are away at work.
Blackwater200 11 months ago
i want to be able to shoot speshal beam cannons from my cellphone. i wait for that day.
ownagebutter 11 months ago
I don't want my mom to know I am thinking about sex 98% of time.
Jacquelyn104 1 year ago 37
@Jacquelyn104 me 2
TheBloonsking 10 months ago
i want im's in my brain. how sick would that be?
AfternoonProductions 1 year ago
wasn't this the whole plot of "feed"?
TheLiberalSoup 1 year ago 9
I can take a picture of sumthing with my iPod 4 nd it will tell me what it is all u need is an app
hoodmaster95 1 year ago
NOKIA - THE BEST
Kosmin0000 1 year ago
What the hell. Why would you want a tattoo phone. what if someone is calling taht you don't want to speak with. You can't just say, "oh, I left my phone at home or it needs to be charged" NO thank you. I'm gonna be a grouchy old fashioned woman in the future it looks like.
chevon1920 1 year ago
@chevon1920 Also, you'd have to get tattoo removal and get your phone re-tatted at least every year when your technology is obsolete!!!!
loserplanet 6 months ago
that shit is now!
Treportermusic 1 year ago
1:13 the eternal 6131 :) jaja
federicodzn 1 year ago
Does that guy really get paid for being a "futurist", as they call him? And he doesn't even do a good job.
Zokunei 1 year ago
Future of phones my ass
nintenandryan 1 year ago
Who wants to know when I get horny??? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CREATE A PHONE THAT DOES THAT???
IanFree0007 1 year ago
Didn't know that Nokia was busy implementing these technologies back in 2007. Nowadays one can try out the implementations of these concepts in such products as Google Goggles and Layar. Totally awesome apps!
georgekozlovsky 1 year ago
I'm leaving this comment from an iPhone 4... That's futuristic enough for me
ARSENALfabregasFAN 1 year ago
@ARSENALfabregasFAN everyone has his own limits ;)
georgekozlovsky 1 year ago
LOL flip phones...obsolete
Harshal2DaG 1 year ago 3
theres an app for that.......no science fiction there
earwaxxxx44 1 year ago
one phone basically sums up this video now..droid X
bongeholeboy 1 year ago
@bongeholeboy and, almost, any other android phone ;-)
georgekozlovsky 1 year ago
umm... google maps + google goggles....
Madkillr05 1 year ago 2
@Madkillr05 Exactly what I thought. I use Google Goggles all the time and it works great. Google is the future.
Risket 1 year ago
yeah id rather my wife not know were im at all the time
then shell now were the glitter on my clothes really came from
Mangiaj 1 year ago
that's scary. leave it to the white folks to ruin some shit.
watermelonguzzer 1 year ago
@watermelonguzzer yoru daddy is a white man cum guzzler
poosaypirate 1 year ago
gaaaayyyyy the ipone is king
Oreoreogirl 1 year ago
o_O Phone In MY BODY ??
Im Sorry But Dat Sounds GAY,
lidemiley 1 year ago
point and find: shit
Flash8Games 1 year ago
0:48 Google beat them to it
1:54 isnt that what Twitter is for?
skatervolcom124 1 year ago
@skatervolcom124 your right!
DJVM95 1 year ago
@skatervolcom124 look when this video was uploaded... 13 December, 2007. Initial release of Google Android, the first OS for which the Google Goggles was introduced, was in December, 2008...
georgekozlovsky 1 year ago
That "futurist" guy gets money for doing this? I can do that for sure... guessing in the dark
tfowler20 2 years ago
lol we can already point and find with the nexus one! It can take a picture and then google it for you. I know its not exactly like in this vid, but its close enough...
Canuck922 2 years ago
iphone can already do this shit lol
oparisrexo 2 years ago
these phones will be more affordable in the future :)
xoxo0414 2 years ago
they already have that recognition for audio (usually only used for songs)
893160007 2 years ago
lol 10 years in the future
phone say "you are sad, let me kill you for you"
man "runs into kitchen"
then a toaster eats him
THE END
Time123123 2 years ago 3
not pretty interesting
bugoy01 2 years ago
the point and find could probably be availiable in the next 5 years let alone 10
WoWitsGeorgii 2 years ago
yeah, the part about thoughts transmission wasn't a nice thing to talk about.
but what's so unreal in Point & Find? picture recognition is available, internet in cellphones is here, recognize the restaurant by it's picture? if there is a server with pics - easy. menu of the restaurant on the net? it's already here too. the only problem there still is - not enough actual information about all these stuff.
anime Higashi no Eden featured the same technology, by the way :)
ldog1991 2 years ago
i might have a pretty boring phone right now but ill save up for a phone like this.
im only 13 i got tyme right? xD
thesoccergirl30 2 years ago
I don't need some emo beeming sadness over the phone
nazsh11 2 years ago
Noe-Kee-aa?
I always pronounce it Nok-kee-aa.
beepzoo 2 years ago
lol yea i was like who?
oxside 2 years ago
Just shove a leash up our asses thats all they are doing. A human body GPS, big brother watches me piss in the toilet now. I hope he intends to flush it.
SilentTrama 2 years ago
see, this is the kind of thing that will always be predicted but will never happen. How long have flying cars been 'just a few years away'?
When the telephone was first being put into people's homes, there was a fear that nobody would ever meet in person again because they can talk on the phone. This is the same kind of thinking..
icefox00 2 years ago 3
its a government conspiracy maaaaaaaaaan they already made this crap like 20 years agooooooo......
dedadadum 2 years ago
wow this its total bullshit, i mean this was made 2007, those people are stupid as hell nothing like that has happen or prolly wont even happen.. wow wtf
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
ur stupid wow duh there gonna make it theres millions of people around the world that havent even seen this video and are gonna do that
cheesyomeleteman 2 years ago
no stfu. this idea is insane, and no one will wana do that either
keep thinkiing what you want but, you think wrong
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
how is it insane? it's scientifically possible, and people will always buy convenience.
akasaart 2 years ago
you're so fucking gullible
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
if there is something in this video you think is impossible, tell me what it is.
akasaart 2 years ago
mmmm, pretty much nothing.
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
right, everything in this video is possible
that's why there is nothing insane about it
because it is all technology that can, and probably will, be available on the consumer market within 5 years
akasaart 2 years ago
ok we'll see. talk to you in 5 years.
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
like i said, it depends which technology you are talking about
technology like image recognition already exists, and will probably be on the market soon
devices that allow us to hear each other's thoughts, on the other hand will probably not show up for a while
akasaart 2 years ago
like i said, talk to you in 5 years.
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
your problem is that you seem to be thinking of this like a bet
but you really can't give me one logical reason why this technology cannot one day be practical
akasaart 2 years ago
this technology will never happen trust me.
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
why should i trust you?
you killed my puppy
pats606 2 years ago 2
@akasaart
loserplanet 6 months ago
@akasaart Exactly!
loserplanet 6 months ago
stuff like that dont happen in 2 years you know
zoidbetag 2 years ago
of course not
but we already have the technology
it's just not widely available
akasaart 2 years ago
I think when we're able to put such technology in our bodies or brains, there's going to be a big backlash. I, for one, don't want a microchip in my brain, so that the gov't can track my whereabouts 24/7. Hello 1984 in the 21st century!
datalal624 2 years ago 18
lol can u imagin if hackers found a way to hack or mod the chips in your brain!? either resulting in death or one badass way to do about anything
GreenfieldStudios94 2 years ago 3
It would be like "Scanners", but with technology rather than natural telepaths or telekinetics. SCAAARYY. lol
datalal624 2 years ago
@datalal624 Good News Everyone! As You Are Reading This, Your Mind Is Projecting Hubert Farnsworth's Voice, Also Now You Can Be Tracked Without The Use Of Delicious Brain Chips, Because The U.S. House of Representatives committee approved A Bill Wherein Internet providers would be forced to keep logs Of names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers and IP addresses of their customers for one year--in case police(FBI) want to review them in the future.
zeldazackman 6 months ago
I'll tell you a way to get a voice tattoo. Stick the cellphone in your ass.
GameReviewsAreBad 2 years ago
What the hell does this futurist know? Transmitting thoughts and feelings? Really?
succexy11 2 years ago 2
lol what a bunch of lies
coffeeANDtea1234 2 years ago
You don't know that! you dont know whats going to happen in the next 50 years so shut the fuck up
darkvampire5555 2 years ago
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actually i do, you stupid nigger
coffeeANDtea1234 2 years ago
LMFAO!!
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
No I don't want that....
Tawaxyon 2 years ago
this is weird. I will never want a phone in my body and people knowing what I am thinking/feeling 24-7
jlmichelli 2 years ago 32
the phone originally was made for speaking:)
but they are cool today
AlexAcE1 2 years ago
"Soon you'll be able to point a phone at a restaurant to find out everything you'll need to know about it, from the menu to the expected wait time. You'll also be able to point it at your girlfriend to find out who she's cheating on you with and what STDs she's now carrying."
I guess knowing more than we do might not be a bad thing after all...
TheLegendaryBassist 2 years ago 44
Hahahahah xD
AGWDanimations 2 years ago 2
yeah in the future cellphones will never had a keypad, it will become toucpad and sensor..hope that happens
ladeegaga 3 years ago
lmao i love ur sentence "in the future cellphones will never HAD" HAHAHA HAD is a past tense and ur referring to the future LOL ooo thats beautiful
Jagdeepkaler 2 years ago 3
I didn't find that amusing until you pointed it out - pretty freaking hilarious though!
MudRat02 2 years ago
NOKIA IS THE BEST
Chonvay 3 years ago
damn, that means u can have crazy phone sex or something.
AndyRoddick969 3 years ago 4
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
thats exactly what i was thinking
samx919 3 years ago
hope you dont send your emotions to your grandma instead of your girlfriend.
AndyRoddick969 3 years ago 6
LMFAO!!!!
Fperez04 2 years ago 3
Whaaaaat? 1:55
jimmyfierro 3 years ago
any cellphone with a keyboard is old for me, cause now, cellphones need just a touchscreen, USB and Universal Connections.
dfpcmaia 3 years ago
the japanese already using cell phone to purchased stuff & buy food from restaurants.
Linkwii64 3 years ago
how so?? you can purchase stuff from amazon too here and order fod online, liike dominos pizza, but how diferrent is it there??
DanielAvilaAGT 3 years ago
for example, they're using it as their credits card by scaned their phones to a machine. i saw a video here on youtube bout japanese cell phones but i forgot what it called lol.
Linkwii64 3 years ago
I'm using my cellphone to order food too. Not hard, you compose the number, and you talk to the lady, give you address, and voilà!
daivuk 3 years ago
OMG R U FROM THE FUTURE ???
Talalnst 2 years ago
hahahah lmao!!
wearewanted2012 2 years ago
word is a word:)
mollypierucci 3 years ago
lol this isn't the future, i already have a bluetooth street chain... bt3030 jabra... plus necklace mobile exist long time ago i saw it in french tv...
Youngman055 3 years ago
it has to be in nano technology.
Like the Nokia Morph.
CthulhuVLD21 3 years ago
... no words
luisrojas90 3 years ago