Ali G Show - Bruno Goes to See Psychic

[jivediscodan]

1:50, this must be when bruno decided to change his hair for the movie

[thomasbthomas]

how does the camera guy not burst?

[TheRealDNB]

@darkreign16 loool u donut

[TheRealDNB]

@BananaCo12321 u find out? im two years behind u on the quest to find the name of that track

[TheRealDNB]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE SONG FROM THE START? REPLYYYYY

[NosebleedPolitics]

@TheRealDNB It's called Lemon Party - Old Man

[Karmapolice235]

@TheRealDNB - Gosh it was awful - LoL - Maybe im too old

[Gannondalf]

this "psychic" must play poker

if he doesnt he should cause damn he has a good poker face

must be hard not to laugh when he has customers and he knows he is fooling them

[pi55takemovies]

LOL.

[yomelo]

The psychic is such a fag...

[TheBillynab]

@kellystarrr

it looks like u didnt get reinforcedpenisstem comment dumbass....bahahaha

[livingdeadgrl18]

The psychic looks like Rob Halford!

[sachabey]

He knows, and he's proud of you not for the panties! hahaha

[Kellystarrr]

@babayabadabadu He exposed the pshycis cuz Sacha made the dead ppl up.

[AnnaBanana1702]

I like how he begins with "entschuldigung", which means "excuse me". :D

[ExRussian86]

"Intradimensional jealousy situation"? The fuck is that???

[NawafAE]

@ExRussian86 LMAO man

[grig24x]

@ExRussian86 Intradimensional jealousy situation is a form of spiritual energetic psychic. In this case he is using "Clarirvoyance" to determine the situation among them three. They can charge up to $700, lol but you really need to know psychology to do that.

[azz666]

they were close - hah. Gianni...

[guitargod85225]

Where is the part when he gets on the floor and starts acting everything out

[wolftone69]

6:17 sasha starts laughing

[barkape]

@wolftone69 nah he still in character

[Kellystarrr]

@wolftone69 That was general/acting short smile u prick moron.

[Zamlak]

@babayabadabadu HE MEANT PSYCHICS ACT GIFTED AND ARE LIARS U FUCKTARD

[majestic1690]

I would love to see Bruno go to Salt Lake City

[ilikemetroid]

This is so fucking creepy lol

[harvey167]

shows that physics talk complete shit

[B0w1oR1ce]

@harvey167 psychics?

[luis297]

i'm gay

[callipygian10]

HOW DOES SACHA NOT BREAK DOWN OUT OF LAUGHTER

[sexinabox18]

haha a mullet... oh god i love Sacha.

[magnacore11]

The need to bring in that cat medium "Mouse....mouse....mouse....tr­eat" "this isn't working" "silence..."

[txroye]

Why are so many people so emotional about the psychic guy? We all know Bruno made the dude up etc and that the guy is not psychic, but who cares. At least he isn't a gay basher or something.

[txroye]

That was Awkward. I love seeing people not being homophobic though.

[becs5120]

I know and what is out outrageous...is that so many people visit people like him trying to find their loved ones....... 

[peteagassi]

"What I sense... Is him passing over." No shit, Sherlock. This guy is such a hack!

[squito94]

That "psychic" is soooo fulll of shittttttt and is probably a sex offender.

[becs5120]

Please tell me this isn't a real psychic......lol

[peteagassi]

@becs5120 Yes. Yes, it is. LOL! He thinks he's really selling it, too.

[BlaZ1nUp]

ROFFLLLL

[Metamorphisize]

so fuckking funny- That means he's flirting with you hahahaha telling me to move on lol

[shaahb1]

miracle-man

[SonjaElen]

Troll trolling the troll.

[Xtsco11]

That guy is such a shit medium

[dk5388]

enchludingung means "excuse me". Not hello lol

[viralvideos333]

Ohhh shoot i just found this crazy video! search:

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[NaNaNiizzle]

Ach ja!

[chrisc62]

@GordonFreemMANness: Sir Charles Babbage was Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University invented the difference engine. His mistress Ada Lovelace was the first programmer.

[esiosan]

the psychic is unsure if bruno is bullshitting him or not, so he takes a serious look at bruno and goes like - no he is serious lol

[wild0hawk]

lol

[Collstertyp1]

Why does he say entschuldigung? It means sorry

[maikeru01]

@Collstertyp1 because he is faking it...

[tibherius]

@Collstertyp1 he didnt say that he said shanzersukas he is sucking dick up there

[jibbajabba311]

I she sucking a lot of svvvantzenstukers up there? HA

[Polyfusia]

Seth Rogan was on Howard Stern saying that Bruno gives Gianni a blowjob in this sketch. Where's that, Seth? Have another joint.

[MrPigeon08]

@Polyfusia its on the dvd you jackass and a totally differnt pshycic he wrote that ages ago

[kaa10]

lmao this just proves all psychics are fake as fuck!

[11235813aabchm]

@kaa10 Yes, that's some great logic, same as "this apple is rotten, this proves that all apples are crap", or "the tire of my car fell off, this proves all tires are shit", or the slightly more popular "Osama Bin Laden is a terrorist and ethnically Arab, so all Muslims are bad guys". Arguments like this ensures both clearness of communication, transparency of institutions, and the safety of the planet; and promotes mutual love and understanding.

[CodeShred]

@kaa10 just this? only this proves it! hahahaha. how bout the fact that umm....i dunno...its obvious theyre fake!

[Karmapolice235]

@CodeShred - Ali G does fakes - that's what he does....

[themplskid]

this guy breaths so loud, i bet its hard for him to sneak up on his rape victims..

[TheTomtah]

The questions in this interview are actually written by Seth Rogen and his writing partner Evan.

[MichaelBlue1990]

untshodigen!!

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

easiest ever sussing out of a psychic. genius is GENIUS, not genious ! dumb youtubers. watch my videos

[pele17]

what a genious

[Myles0Harcourt]

@pele17 spell "genius"

[pele17]

@Myles0Harcourt spell" uptight douchebag nerd"

[Myles0Harcourt]

@pele17

OK darling, no need to get so emotional.

[OMin0u5]

interdimensional jelaussy..what an ashole,I could be a psychic like that.anyways how come bruno doen not burst in laughing in some scenes,he´s really good in self-controlling

[superhel]

@JasperHalesPrincess

His German is awesome!

[omnivorous65]

@superhel it's just okay. come on, it's scripted.

[superlou1s]

the "wizard" dude has a hypnotic voice. Though it doesn't work when he says dumb shit :P

"The baby shower of my friend Diesel's dog." I lol'd so hard.

[vAmpyr616]

just goes to show wha bullshit psychics are

[reinforcedpenisstem]

Two great actors in one room.

[Isteinier]

@reinforcedpenisstem I have to be honest, only one of those two actors is great.

[ItsameAlex]

@reinforcedpenisstem

''don't tell him what you look like or anything like that just....''

lol!!!

[barguna]

@reinforcedpenisstem Great comment.

[muzapstar]

@reinforcedpenisstem actually two bullshit artists!

[Kellystarrr]

@reinforcedpenisstem One is an actor u MORON

[mexicanmayhem07]

I couldn't stop laughing during the fake kiss part

[AntiPsychopath]

He is a great actor....and loves to take the piss out of charlatans and bozos

[wobblesin]

i wish the movie was as good as bruno on the tv show!!

he is a genius, but it didnt really come out in the movie

[ChiefRepublic]

@wobblesin exactly my friend, the same goes for borat. The tv-show delved into areas such as this but the movie only did occasional but what do you expect? It had to appeal to a large audience, the majority of people wouldn't sit through this. Here he a) exposes this guy as a charlatan, makes the guy feel uncomfortable, ridicules the materiliasm of Bruno etc.

[flyingcricket1001]

Bruno: Can you let him know I'm wearing the special panties that he gave me? Psychic: He knows.

[elshawn99]

The best part was edited out. he actually jacks off his imaginary lover, goes down on him then gets a facial.

[vAmpyr616]

@elshawn99 thats the movie, it was a different psychic

[joe546213]

Fucked up!

[trinisexgod]

nice work, Merlin. (lol)

[damirflame]

Hahah, damn, they should do this with every 'sidekick', so than mayb eifnally people won't be so stupid to belive them

[ImperiousViking]

lol, he says entschuldigen like it means hi or something.

it actiually means I'm sorry

[KiSaPoPoVa]

LMFAOOO wat a crock o shit!!! Good one =D

[clarkbuendia67]

this proves that psychic reading aren't real

[MeDappaDonn]

@clarkbuendia67 no, this proves that this 'phychic' is a shill. look into remote viewing. phychics are real

[precednik]

@MeDappaDonn yeah yeah yeah, keep lying to yourself

[MeDappaDonn]

@precednik condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance

[sbarnes2011]

This is way funnier than the movie version!

[TrinketStarFire]

The pity is Sasha Baron Choen, is getting so well known, people will not be falling for his stunts anymore. WOuld have been fun if this psychic could have told him something to blow his mind :) hahaha

[stupidassmatureblock]

you know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but this psychic is kinda getting my dick hard

[FreeBlago1]

"tell him we are a couple....but don't tell him what u look like"

[FreeBlago1]

lkk,mmk

[samsung54369]

how can people have such long retarded converstions with stupid comments on a comedy video, psychics probably are all complete fakes, so just shut the hell up

[TheEmotionalAbuse]

of all people he wants to talk to GIANNI XD

[bdawgfilms]

wow the movie actually stole from his real shit

[flexwheelR]

"he's proud of you...but not for the panties."

[hardluckhippie]

@flexwheelR Holy Crap I looked down at this comment just as the guy was saying it.

[sillychad18]

haha this psychic is a fake. the real psychics are usually advertised through word-of-mouth, don't just go to any psychic downtown....chances are they're usually not legit.

[Indygoguy]

@sillychad18 LOL, "the real psychics"!

[sillychad18]

@Indygoguy there ARE real psychics my friend...you'll have to find one :D

[Indygoguy]

@sillychad18 No, there are no real psychics, but there are plenty of real fools aren't there?The worst aren't the ones who just believe in psychics, the worst fools are the ones who think they "have powers".

[sillychad18]

@Indygoguy wow. how little you know. honestly. hope you find a good psychic, go to one, and you'll see. the fact that they can tell you very personal things about yourself that only you know, is very intriguing. and no, I don't mean by giving them information. A psychic (a very good one) predicted things about my future, and they sounded so asburd that no one in my family understood it.....but it makes perfect sense now because of a secret about me no one else knows...it only goes to show...

[Indygoguy]

@sillychad18 No, I'm sorry, you are not psychic, nor are there psychics. Sorry. There is also no Santa Claus.

[sillychad18]

@Indygoguy you know you shouldn't be so ignorant. this is different from a person not-believing in God, where you can't see God or anything.....to believe in the paranormal, like psychics, is a much different story because it's a real thing that more people can see. and you can actually see it yourself. but it just proves that people are incredibly ignorant and just choose not to bother looking into it. :P how do YOU know that there are no psychics? you're small minded. at least look into it.

[Indygoguy]

@sillychad18 ignorance means uninformed. Believe me, I am not ignorant when it comes to psychics, I know all about it, I know the tricks and techniques. There is nothing real about it, but there are many people whose lives are so empty that they need to believe they have some power or a connection with someone who does have such a power. In other words, there is a fool born every minute and the easiest plow to use on such people is to work on their vanity. Good day, it's not real.

[BlitzingPretzel]

@sillychad18

It's called cold reading, at least look into it.

[ilyavid]

@sillychad18 It doesn't take a psychic to figure out that you are gay. OOps...and I'm not a psychic, either :P

[sillychad18]

@ilyavid hehe obviously it doesn't take a psychic to figure that one out. Well done, sir ;) But the only reason you figured it out, is because that is what I implied. I don't say anything to my family, they know nothing. And this psychic has never even met me. She knows nothing about me. My sister also never mentioned anything about me, except she asked about me. Her psychic reading is on a casette that my sister recorded, and I was like 5 years old at the time. So I'm sure she's legit :P

[HC3]

@sillychad18 - that's some dark shit your talkin my nigga.

[sillychad18]

@HC3 haha, thanks homeboi

[RobH081]

I guess the test would be to make up a person and see if he starts talking about what they're thinking.

[skank3000]

ha ha ha...the "medium" is full of shit. funny...

[ThAlTrAiN]

Lol Chyvant, I lvoe how you say that while watching this clip on your American invented computer, on American website youtube.

The world revolves around what America, thats why 90% of the things you use (cars microwaves phones) wwere invented by Americans. If we're retards then what does that make your shitty country?

[jlenoconel]

@ThAlTrAiN I agree.

[Indygoguy]

@ThAlTrAiN chvyant is from Finland. I'm not sure what Finland has given the world aside from a composer and an architect. They aren't exactly turd world, but their society is crumbling. Drug use is epidemic amongst the young and it is another country where the family doesn't exist anymore, at least amongst the young. They are completely demoralized and cynical. Like all Europeans they believe that Americans are all reborn christians and still have what they have lost, a will to live.

[VHSpal]

@ThAlTrAiN

Britain invented the computer, Germany invented the car, and for good measure, the jet engine was developed simultaneously between Britain and Germany. France invented good taste, and Italy and Greece beautiful architecture.

Televisions, and phones were first developed in the UK.

I love America, but you should develop an understanding of reality before making yourself look stoopid.

[superlou1s]

@VHSpal- Actually dude, the first functional computer in the modern sense was german too. But yeah, us Americans do tend to exaggerate our inventions. To be air though, we have invented quite a lot of useful things haha

[GordonFreeMANness]

@VHSpal Britain invented a computer? János Neumann is an American scientist of Hungarian descent!

[Kimbelle10]

The psychic breathing reminds me of the Sex Therapist in Liamkylesullivan's channel! Lol!

What a fraud this psychic is;

"Can you tell him I'm wearing the special panties he likes?

He's proud of you; but not for the panties"

[superwowie111]

doesn't entschuldigung mean excuse me?

[non1mus]

Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg wrote lines for this.

[rus191]

@non1mus seth rogan sucks really bad so dose jonah hill sacha baren choan is the best

[171rider]

you skippped the funniest part..

[pele214]

Lol wtf i wonder what the guy was thinkin when bruno started makin out haha

[spacenoise5]

king julian!

[dgmulf]

"Close your eyes... visualize him in front of you... smell his smell..."

[xdanchelseax]

introdementional jelousy loool

[stndrds79]

sasha the jew was about to jsut laugh at 1:58! lamo

[wavehead89]

Rob Halford!

[KniffoKnollo]

lol Schwanzenstück...

a pseudo-german word... +g*

[MW2Hints]

can you tell him i'm wearing the panties he gave me?

he knows.

[i0le0pwn]

wow, that comes to show those paid psychics are sometimes bullshit...

[kaliyuta]

haha lol.i think it is every gay man dream to "contact" Versace.

His death was a tragedy.Rumour has it that on the front steps of his home where he was shot,there was a pool of a blood stain still there.I know that sounds brutal,but it killed that era in fashion.

[TheKillerofhipies]

what is he really saying

[Jnest55]

does he think i should get a mollet?? lmao!!!!!!!

[fejic]

his german is great lol hitler would be proud

[vancouverdogdowncast]

lol merlin, medium and wizard.......

[momeio]

funny when he tries to speak austrian,

[saralovesmymandycow7]

lol hes getting all upset over his hair XD

[lyriclex]

'interdimensional jealousy' BHAhahaha

[Lily11223]

ahhhh this is soooo bad but soooo good!

[rafaev0]

hahaha I don't understand how Sascha doesn't laught ;p

he's definitely one of the best actors ever.

[JERRYKNIGHT84]

"on't tell him what you look like"

[The123hits]

'dont tell him what u look like or anything like that' lol

[thisismyytname]

Actually psychics are just like religions, giving people who have no hope, something to hold onto.

[makaveli237]

haha jonas doesnt even exist haha

[31point10]

this proves that its utter bullshit!

[junkiejunkiexl]

cohen is da man

[vwellem]

hahah "...you look fine, except the hair..." looooool, fucking psychic

[ihatemystepfather]

this is the proof that all psychics are liars!

[karsa11]

hahhahahahahahaa

[zacklyzun]

seth rogen and his buddy wrote this sketch

[rodneymckay90]

Entshuldigung..

[TheRiddlersWatchMen]

Sacha Baron Cohen epic......

[macgiver351]

all these psychics are so fake. and anyone who goes to see them must be stupid. i feel sorry for them to be honest..

[dalda2000]

interdimensional jealousy situation lol my ass

[funguy29]

rob halford found a new career

[Solechnaya]

@funguy29

He probably laughs his ass off afterwards.

[birthmarkslaya826]

"Can you let him know I'm wearing those special panties"

I died. [no pun intended]

[maxworld75]

He just ruined this Merlin's entire business :-) LOL