Medieval 2: Total War Assassinate Pope

[jediassasin9]

sorry about my spelling im on my phone

[jediassasin9]

@TaintedMustard this is what i did i took rome which excommunicated me but after you reconcile the will be forced to have a small milatary force just out side rome. so if you dont get elected for pope you just send an army to kill the other pops till you get voted in.

[MultiVietMinh]

assassin creed?

btw YAY THE POPES DEAD

[Yceb0x]

Assassination success!

Altair would be so proud.

[Rand0mLP]

i had 4 popes and 2 french cardinals assassinated in my recent england campain playthrough

[Danasher96]

full sync- kill the pope with your crossbow

[MacGamingToday]

imagine the pope watching this.

[kiryu2000]

@MacGamingToday he would be shaking his head at the screen

[jerolcanon]

WEW!! Crusade again?? Do you want?? Request and prepare!!

[PanosPiraeus]

that bring back some memories..

[87Donyfox]

i prefer to call Ezio Auditore

[Emre073435]

hahaaa

[TheTheBongoo]

i never get this =( vid

[pirate5046]

howd u get this video ?? i never get it !

[NukeCannon]

@pirate5046 Got the video by going into the game files and taking it out and converting it. In the game its a random occurrence, sometimes based on skill, other times luck.

[jediassasin9]

i don't need no assassin to kill the pope. I just send an army.

[NukeCannon]

@jediassasin9 My friend, it is not a matter of need. It is a matter of sending a message none can deny.

[MK88N0M4D]

@NukeCannon You mister! You just won the internetz best response prize.

[Toms31K]

@NukeCannon how good was your assassin?skill level

[WrathofKhanII]

@NukeCannon I haven't really played this game, so I wanna ask you... why kill the pope, how does it benefit you?

[NukeCannon]

@WrathofKhanII If you are excommunicated by the current pope, and you kill him, you are no longer excommunicated. Also if you wanted to try and replace the pope with one from your country, you kill the current and force a papal conclave; and try and get your Cardinal elected.

[TaintedMustard]

@WrathofKhanII If you have high favor with the Pope, you can receive various missions and rewards from him, and he will be much more forgiving when you attack Catholic factions. If your favor is low, your faction leader will eventually be excommunicated, which means he will no longer care if other Catholic factions attack you.

[TaintedMustard]

@WrathofKhanII Any time the current Pope dies, all excommunications are wiped clean and a new Pope is elected from among the Preferati (the three highest-ranked Cardinals in the College of Cardinals). If the new Pope comes from your faction, your favor with him will be the highest possible, while his favor with your enemies will tend to be lower, especially if they had their own Cardinals vote against him.

[TaintedMustard]

@WrathofKhanII In a nutshell, being in good with the Pope will give you some measure of protection against Catholic factions, while having bad standing with him will invite their wrath, including possible Christendom-wide Crusades being called against your lands.

[TaintedMustard]

@jediassasin9 When you send an army, you install a puppet Pope, but the legitimate Papacy will re-emerge eventually and promptly excommunicate you. If you assassinate him instead, and have a Preferati Cardinal (easy for Spain, Portugal and other Catholic nations that have lots of non-Catholic neighbors to convert), you can take control of the Papacy without that complication.

[ethaninkl]

Ezio: Ah, the Sistine Chapel. Oh, Rodrigo is over there, let's kill him

*Air Assassinates The Pope*

Desmond: Ok, get me out of here. This is ALL WRONG

Lucy: Oh really?

Desmond: Ezio used a crossbow and killed Borgia.

Lucy: I see, and what proof do you have

Desmond: A youtube video

Lucy: *Facepalm

[Jojopoable]

?? what i never saw that in Medival? when this vid will come ? Does it come when you want to kill the Papst?

[AllTweakendLong]

Yeah I like how when you fail the guards chase you and just guess you morphed through a wall xD "Hmph... weeeeelp I guess he got away after a 15 second foot chase let's go back.."

[TheInuLP]

reminds me of assassins creed 1

[StrategyGameFan4]

*Shoots the pope* Guards: Anyone there? *waits for a few seconds* Guards: I guess it was just my imagination.

[Jabikz]

Your move Ezio.

[GimmeThumpsUp]

i controll rome with france and i just camp kill pope

[EmporerAaron]

this was step two in my plan to achive power

[Invicta1298]

Wow, the Swiss guards are rubbish lol! jk

[pteroid11]

Assassin: *looks at Ezio* What NOW, bitch?

[dwahuntur]

@pteroid11 your right, ezio had such a hard time, this was simply too easy

[patch3024]

Ezio is getting lazy.

[Preditorc]

I used to be a pope like you then i took a arrow to the chest.

[Killzoneguy117]

And I was half expecting this to end in a boxing match between the assassin and the pope.

[armyaviationproud]

Holy cow. I didn't even realize I could assassinate the evil Pope in this game. Incredible shot btw. I know I wouldn't have attempted a shot like that unless I literally just could not get any closer. Odds of making that are insane. Anyway, back to playing M2TW!!!!

[ImperialEarthEmpire]

take that your stupid annoying pope!!! now im gonna conquer france without being excommunicated... yay...

[aclock2]

There are tons of pope assassinated in the history anyway. It's a seat unholy men can't sit for long.

[CostasSocratous]

The fact that someone can kill the pope so easy in this game makes me really mad , 5 english cardinals were elected (my chosen faction lol ) they were all pretty young 30-40 and they were all assasinated , lol

[AidenRourke]

i used to be a pope, but then i took a arrow to the chest...

[TheSm1thers]

guard: Assassino! Where is he?

[Outline4Life]

AIMBOT!!



[tfla11]

Ezio!!!

[xWeMakeVidsx]

Good bloody shot!

[DemocracyDefender]

My name is Ezio Auditore de Firenze and I shall have my revenge!!

[ksj6016]

EVERY TIME I TRY THIS I FAIL EVEN WHEN THE MISSION CHANCE IS 95 PERCENT!!!

[MrEpeliX]

@ksj6016 ^^

world is cruel,

or how do u take it

[ksj6016]

@MrEpeliX It is very cruel.

[ImperialVideo]

I used to be the pope, then I took an arrow to the chest...

[F6FHELLCAT12]

there was no way he could of made that shot there was a second shooter on the second floor of the bible depository!

[Rammstein827]

NO MORE CHILD MOLESTATION!

[Trybut3]

Oh cool something i wanted to do since birth

[JaceMorley]

"Sir I'm sorry, I failed...the hat still lives."

[The2011Marine]

I used to address the Catholic world in God's name.

Then I took an arrow in the sternum.

[rocketpod1]

Wow he's a good shot

[ngengeku]

The pope deserves that... They all do ( devil smile)

[Krashlia]

omg, its the freaking pope! - Peter Griffin

[HelmutVillam]

I did this so many times, yet my cardinal is still not pope!!!

[Blazethebest3]

how u assasinate people it looks funny haha

[trppmdm]

@Blazethebest3 Take a bullet and a pistol. Load bullet. Put gun in the temple(pun) and press the trigger.

[BeelzebubPsyTrance]

the dark brotherhood sends its regards :D

[Crazyman1212]

@BeelzebubPsyTrance hail sithis

[Assaultwarfare]

@BeelzebubPsyTrance All hail the Listener

[superpiemonster]

@BeelzebubPsyTrance Hail Sithis xD

[hellsongfurry123]

@BeelzebubPsyTrance i wish they had a pope killing in tes... sadly they replaced Christianity with the nine. I think society was a bit more messed up in crusader Christians

[kiryu2000]

@BeelzebubPsyTrance 20000 septims rewarded

[BeelzebubPsyTrance]

@kiryu2000 haha nice one :)

[rockead77]

Lol assassinate him while he's addressing the people. What a dick.

[traicachua96]

excommunicate on that :P

[Whodyanikabollockov]

I used to think the cake was a lie, but then a took an arrow in the knee.

[ghoulnumber42]

I used to be the pope, but then I ot a bolt to the knee

[MrRasmuslc]

i have only tried that once, and then i got most of europe after me in a crusade

[Christhofean]

For the Emperor!

[mrvasili50]

hey why did he kill the pope anyway ?

[monsterzeroJr]

Down with the Hitlerjugend pope! We want a cool pope...such as Miami Vice pope...or anybody cool!

[JayDS1990]

@monsterzeroJr The Rock for Pope

[ImperialGuard9001]

I like how a guard simply goes back to "work" in end of the video.

[risker34]

in the time frame of this game the pope was not a well loved person many nations felt he bullied them into doing things that were not going to help them in anyway many attempts were made to assassinate the pope and several invasions were launched and some of these were successful 

[Davidm00sh12]

he probably deserved to die as the catholic church was corrput at the time so he probably had a mistress

[MrCowbitch]

@Davidm00sh12 what do you mean at the time xD it's always been corrupt

[mariomario9595]

what this from game or what

[Jakezing]

@mariomario9595 -looks at title- ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?

[kingdomheartssheep]

Requiesca- Oh wait, its already been said...

[SquashHorizont]

Oh my good........ Its Ezio !!!! ;D

[thewolflord94]

"Requiescat in pace, you bastard!"

[MegaMURRAY123]

@NukeCannon nothing its just a joke

[MegaMURRAY123]

Im offensive and I find this really Catholic

[Trev0Rear]

@MegaMURRAY123 the whole point of this assasination is to spring chaos in the empire, if in rel life it would work, but i wil come to your view points, i myself am a Christian, and if someone was chosen by God, He (God) would protect the pope, and if he didnt, God didnt really chose him to be pope, do you get my logic?

[MegaMURRAY123]

@Trev0Rear am yes I kno wat yur sayin but like I said to nuke coannon its a joke you hav to re read the comment and im not goin to explain it yous should be able to figure it out for yourselves

[MrOdsplut]

@MegaMURRAY123 YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

[Samwd1]

that pope really should have worn a crossbow bolt vest

[Nimdalias159]

Wow...REALLY good aim!

[SuperJSkyline]

That assassin's got good aim!

[Black8035]

Funny how people make references to Ezio, while it was Altaïr who lived during the crusades.

[NorthWeezy2010]

should i buy this game?

[WatchMan140]

@NorthWeezy2010 hell yeah! Its similar to Rome total war, but that still makes it one of thee greatest strategy games in the world.

[creasedjff]

when i saw this i just need to play the game again after 2-3 years

[jediassasin9]

i just had some assassins creed flash backs.

[cambo3559]

I did that, missed, got out of there, and a message poped up and said "this messege should not appear in this game"

[Bl00DN00B]

Lol I only managed to do this once in my life.

[colodius]

snipe-pope...

[Crappy1441]

10 people failed to assassinate the pope

[MK7896]

Lol I love how every fan from assasins creed is here LOL

Wrong game!

[MK7896]

Revenge! For killing my faction heir!

[ComediaDeThespia]

@MK7896 faction heir? he killed my faction leader! D:

[KillerCroconaw]

HA! Stick that up your "Divine Protection" sermons now!!!

[fabiotocchi]

how did you do that?

[TheSpaniard1521]

I wonder if the creator of this scene got Excommunicated

[AndyRaslan]

Notice the hooded man at 0:08.

[Ramirez2712]

@AndyRaslan it's altair!

[dangerminks1]

don't read this cause it actually works. you will be kissed on nearest friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you don´t post to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. now youve started to read this so don´t stop. this is so scary put this in at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. this so scary cuz it actually works

[tefras14]

Those guards are like. Meh they killed him we can elect another one next turn

[LTCxLunatic]

Devil created 666 accounts to like this death and leave his name there

[ElmerAwesome]

You have to have quite a good aim for that...

[TheRealRogueWisdom]

666 likes.

Well shit.

[Samwd1]

it cant be ezio, he beats popes to death with his hands

[Thoomash1]

Let me guess the name of the assassin.

Ezio Audiotre da Firenze?

[weldonwin]

@Thoomash1 Not stylish enough

[RockerboyJohn]

@Thoomash1 Nah, if it was really Ezio he would have hidden bladed the Pope to his face, then had a chat with him for about ten minutes while the guards patiently stood there and waited. :P

[simco102]

@Thoomash1 How did you know!? -hooded man aims crossbow at you from next doors house through a window-

[EminemRulz111]

@Thoomash1 shame on you, you forgot an 'o' and you're all thumbed up....:P

[PunisherEntertainmen]

@Thoomash1 No, it was Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad!

[carlos12332123]

@Thoomash1 Altair :D

[Shadowfang3000]

@Thoomash1 Actually, it was his Holy Roman cousin: Ezio Audiotre VON Firenze :P

[00Xenoscar00]

@Shadowfang3000 Italo-German people are badass

[Shadowfang3000]

@00Xenoscar00 Microsoft Word, my comrade :P

[matthieumoison]

were are the states of the pope?

[Ether702]

@matthieumoison rome

[thest3alth]

HERP DERP EZIO FUCKING AUDITORE. SHut up already!

[dpo131996]

wow nice shot the assassin looks kinda of ezio auditore

[SteFTR]

I love the way the guard at the back just kinda go "oh well"

[PaganusLusitani]

how do you get this video? i already assassinated the pope a few times, with the latest patches, but i always get generic videos

[robby99764]

Lol at 0:07 the pope looked like a retard

[MrDduckist]

0.22 die muthafucker die die

[MclJames]

Man, must be alot of athesist here....

[jmwolf350]

I think a cross between the Total War series and Assassin's Creed would be awesome (imagine the fights).

[Dragl1d3]

that fuck had it comin! giving his "holy" word to wars and stuff

[joezzzify]

TAKE THAT POOPEFACE!

[VITYVIKTOR]

Ratzingerrr!!!

[jackafa92]

lmao take that old fuck

[hurrayforvideogames]

MY NAME IS EZIO! EZIO AUDITORE!

[aleksandar1423]

Fuck the pope !!!

[MecTheGamer]

Come to the forest. Get stabbed in the dick.

[DetectiveTsivis]

10 popes left to assassinate.

[F22Rapter2468]

Nice shot...

[LaTtwahag99]

i remember when i Assassinate Pope and i demand the other countries to vote to my cardinal to be the pope LOL

funny things u can do with money LOL

[Nobama54456]

That's what you get for sending 5 goddamn inquisitors when it told me you loved me!

[MrMeineNamen]

Protestant reformation ftw

[Rao665]

@MrMeineNamen

Protestant reformation fail. Since they never attempted this. See that guy there? a crossbow. probably Italian, probably catholic. all about politics not religion.

[MrMeineNamen]

@Rao665 dude... just a joke...

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

Pope deserves that for excommunicating the HRE. BTW Ezio sucks, Altair FTW.

[Rao665]

@CLICKMEYOULOSER

The Pope excommunicated Conrad II of the HRE, guess what happens next? the King walks miles and sits in front of the Pope's residency for 3 days until the Pope allows him in. BTW this is Medieval II.

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@Rao665 Hahaha! Funny!

[Rao665]

@CLICKMEYOULOSER

what's funny about it? read up your history of the HRE.

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@Rao665 That Conrad the II is a stubborn bitch.

[Rao665]

@CLICKMEYOULOSER

can i get on your list of Youtube Madmen? It would be my shining achievement in life.

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@Rao665 Sure, just say some shit like "I hate *Insert Racist phrase*."

[Rao665]

@CLICKMEYOULOSER

I hate the goddamn greasy Dago/WOP fucks, better known as "Wogs" in shitty sheep fucking countries like New Zealand and Australia. The people from those countries are nothing but British "light," who took land away from dumb brown men with black ink all over their bodies. At least they are better than the Abos. and this clickmeyouloser guy, i can't make heads or tails out of him, probably a Slope or a pasty skinned white Kiwi. You guys are going down in the RWC.

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@Rao665 *Here's the part where I say shit back*

You dumb fuck obese american I am not even a white skinned piece of trash nigger fuck cunt of Jesus I hate Christians fuck I hate life fuck I hate Muslims fuck I hate Jews fuck I hate everyone fuck I hate myself. I don't give two shits about those gay fags that play in the RWC that should be raped over and over by a black nigger.

*Well done you're added :D*

[Rao665]

@CLICKMEYOULOSER

huzzah! i forgot about the niggers. Thought I went through them all.

[VITYVIKTOR]

YEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[IGTEW2]

The pope is so mean on this game though...

[Rao665]

@IGTEW2

what the hell are you talking about? the Pope in this game doesn't have much emotion, and neither do any of the characters. this is Medieval II not Assassin's Creed.

[IGTEW2]

@Rao665 What I meant was that sometimes he gets EXTREMLY annoying, expecially when he sends his enquisitors (or something like that) everywhere to kill your family. Also I do play assasain's creed, but I didn't relate to it at all.

[Peidmonte89]

I remember I was a bastion of Evil in one Milanese campaign and Also in a Sicilian Campaign. I killed 7 & 9 popes in a row respectively! I brought organised crime to the motherland!

[thoseonedudes1]

i hope no Catholics watch this.....

[TCUisTHEbest]

Goddaminit Ezio.

[danuk500]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA i loved doing that