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  • Why do you keep using curse words?

  • shame on all the haters you should be ashamed of yourselfs their rich and your not

  • Well I like her and I like her recipes, I can't see a reason why you need to hate this beautiful woman.

  • sandra is so beautiful! ,..! and sexy!, :)

  • wow someone has some serious issues, take your meds and stop hating geeze.

  • I swear Sandra Lee, Guy Fieri, and Paula Deen are creations by Satan himself

  • "I drank the world today. Its not good for me, but I'm too drunk to change.."

  • sounds like you are all a bit jealous of her. She's beautiful, smart, sexy, funny a great cook and she likes to have fun...Why are you all so angry with life?!...

  • @nicoler84651 for fun you mean sex!!! she is a wild phanter!,. hmm yummy yummy!,..enjiy this vid ! dont make dramas! she is so beautifu;!

  • LOLOLOLOL omg i fell over laughing. my sides hurt

  • Sandra Lee leads with her boobs.

  • Next up is boiled dog and buffalo chips.

  • haHBHAHAHAH!! HIlarious!! Would've been better without that song, though.

  • People are jealous of others that have a good time.

    They take out there inner miserableness on the person they envy.

  • Why does everyone hate Sandra Lee so much? Because she uses 70% store bought food? Doesn't everyone in the USA use store bought food? There are rapists, child molesters, murderers and drug dealers in this world and yet people hate this one beautiful lady who shows people how to take economic and time saving shortcuts in cooking? Wow, YouTube is scary!

  • @EwwwClubForChrist I think people hate her because she is ignorant. She went to the store to buy mushrooms and got confused because there weren't any pre-sliced...and then complained about all the effort it took to slice them. Seriously, if she had trouble slicing mushrooms, then she shouldn't have her own show. I take it you didn't see the Kwanzaa cake with the acorns and corn nuts on it...

  • @EwwwClubForChrist It's instructions for how to "prepare" and eat garbage. It's a car crash. This is why your country has an obesity epidemic. Jamie Oliver is actually showing people how to prepare and eat food and points out that kids don't know how to cook when they move out because their parents make this kind of crap if they prepare food at all. It's not hard to make actual good food out of real ingredients and that are low cost, but this is what passes for a "cooking" show in the US.

  • @EwwwClubForChrist have you seen the outakes of this dumb bitch grabbing her tits yelling fuck me? dont believe me? its on here too. and was on the news. also everything she makes looks like shit and has kind of alchohol in it

  • @EwwwClubForChrist i would take a look at the video of her making a "kwanzaa" cake then come back and see if you feel the same about this comment you posted.

  • @EwwwClubForChrist One of her shows, that aired on Food Network, she gave a recipe for cocktails for a child's birthday party then sat there with her young neice drinking one with her. And that's just the tip of the iceberg with this drunken fruit cake.

    Now do you see why this woman isn't liked?

  • I love this song!

  • i think she may drink a bit more than most people, but i simply adore her. i wish she were my best friend. she is so gorgeous, so gentle and generous with her talent, just so pleasant. i dunno what ya all are saying bad about her. i say she is an absolute doll and lovely. god help her if she goes thru anything, i will still be her fan.

  • this bitch is bat shit crazy

  • SANDRA THIS IS AN INTERVENTION

  • hell ya she's a drunk ass bitch and i love her.

  • My ex boyfriend dated her little brother. You're more or less not wrong about her lol.

  • 24 videos on "I hate Sandra Lee". I had to look up "misogyny".

  • you're an idiot you're video wasn't even semiintelligent. get a life

  • I fucking love her!!!

  • She is a fake ass. I know who she is and how she is. Everything you see on TV is fake, in reality she is a drama queen and totally terrible person that has no manners, plus she is ugly as hell i saw her without makeup she looks awful.

  • OMG this is so much BETTER without the audio and reading the tru subtitles. Its like They Live and im wearing the Roddy Piper sunglasses. She is Semi-retarded and not semi alcoholic, shes a full strength pro at that. Add some JOOOSZ to your bottle of vodka, not much just enough to fill the space between the vodka and cap if its a new bottle then chug away to dull the pain of being an anorexic skeleton wrapped in wax paper and slathered in whale blubber makeup. UGH!

  • oh man, i love misogyny so much.

  • hot

  • you mean a hot mess? then yes, you are right.

  • no Sandra Lee is pretty hot for her age.

    c'mon. don't you think?

  • i suppose she looks good enough, but that "susie homemaker" personality is annoying!!! plus, she'd turn you into a lush.

  • what's a lush?

  • a raging drunk.

  • Oh come on, the seahorses are cute!

  • To bad she complained about this video, it was very funny.

    She is like one steep away from teh naked porn cooking show...lol

  • I'd hit that like a retard on the drums.

  • This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG

    FUCK YOU YOUTUBE

  • @ArcadeBumstud hello drama queen , ! no problem at all !

  • omg this is one of the funniest vid ever idk why....

  • she is shes makes cocktails in every episode

  • that bitch!!

  • For some reason I don't like her personality at all either. I just can't put a finger on it.

  • I like her. And i'd put a finger in it.

  • I think she's supposed to make white trash feel better about cooking crappy food. I can't stand her.

  • @ScrapperSara i don't know how many times i've beat off to this Broad's show

  • @ScrapperSara hahaha I juat loving you!

  • "I'm literally going to garnish this with my dried up ovaries" - funniest shit ever!

  • LMFAO

  • She's the Sarah Palin of the cooking scene....a big vapid fraud.

  • I like Sandra !!!!!

    Relax !!!

    you know she does not eat or drink that stuff she makes. Look at her waist line !!

  • this made me laugh til my stomach hurt-ty

  • ROFLMAOLOL@Cool Whip and Semen cocktail!!!

  • this video sucks but god I hate this woman.

  • LOL!!

    i thought i was the only one that thinks something was wrong with her.

  • WTF SHE IS ONLY 42...I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE 60..WOW.aging poorly...i guess her pigment is way tooo light

  • i can cook much better than this woman, where's my cooking show?! i hate it when she covers her mouth when she chews her food, as if she's ashamed to eat. if you cant eat you dont need your own cooking show!!!

  • Semen Schnapps!

  • lolololololol

  • HAHA thank you so much for uploading this. i hate sandra lee and her stupid overdressed "tablescapes"

  • This video is hilarious!Sandra has absolutely no talent- just a blonde that couldnt survive without cake mix

  • Plus she's written countless books and has her food network show 'semi- homemade' she's the loving step mother of 3 girls whom she adores. so guys..chill out! she's a survivor and she's not a drunk bitch. p/s..her tablescapes..don't you see a pattern in her decorating? it's alot of like thrift store type set ups and old fashion decor. also, she goes to the dollar store and gets the best deals. give her props!

  • Sandra was very determined to keep her lil siblings together so she kissed her childhood goodbye and began raising her siblings. she would shop for them with food stamps and welfare that the grandmother would get for the kids. she would take them on outings to the salvation army where the siblings would have fun while she picked out used outfits for them.

  • guys..be nice. sandras a pretty amazing lady who deserves to live a great life. through all her adversities she and her 4 siblings survived a terrible childhood where her mom used to beat them and verbally abuse Sandra. but they made it. she is one of 5 siblings who was abandoned by her very young and mentally Ill pill popping drug addicted mother. her mom left them with their grandma, when moms came back she was worse..

  • Sorry, just like a terrible childhood is no excuse for baby rape, it's also no excuse for putting Velveeta in, well, anything.

  • And hey, more power to her for overcoming all that. I really, honestly, sincerely mean that. That being said, she has no business being on the Food Network doing "semi-homemade" crap.

  • her ex husband had alot of testicles

  • This is how most people cook anyways so get over it.

  • Just loved your video^^

  • who gives a rats ass if the bitch can cook?  I don't care if she can think. I just love her tits!

  • Hilarious!

  • hahaha nice one. No wonder she cant fully cook, a la her show name "Half-Assed HomeMade"

  • ahhh!!! this is great!!!

    its great to see other people jealous of someone else's success!!

    you can make fun of her all you want..!!

    cuz she makin millions and you're not!!

    lmao..!!

  • get a life! stop acting like a jealous child!!!!

  • must be your exgirlfriend or she has not responded to you ten thousand emails????????

  • Shes HOT. I would smash the granny out of that

  • WHY does she have a show??? UGH!

  • no taste... omg it makes me want to cry when she puts those horrible tacky Halloween "center pieces" on her horrible shelves!

  • She reminds me of that crazy, boozing aunt that is like 'BRING ME ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC, BABE' and everyone acts like they hate her... but life wouldn't be the same without her.

  • I just wish Sandra just vanish from FN...

  • Oh wow!!!!!! I swear I have NOT laughed so hard in my life!!!! Honestly!!!!My gut is hurting and tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!!!! "Diaphram" Fucking priceless!!!!

  • would that be a semi homemade corn hole....from a drunken corn hole superstar

  • There is nothing sexier than a woman that matches her outfit to the drink she has in hand.

  • "semihorrible" I think you're the drunk bitch you have no senses and who are you to say that about a person you don't even know. I'm proud of sandra growing up the way she did isn't easy, AT ALL!!! So take your crappy ass stupid comments and shove it up your asshole

  • This one gets two snaps and a peter pull!

  • Its fine to be mean if you can do it in a funny way, but this wasn't. It was just mean.

    Sorry.

  • She's from Wisconsin, us Wisconsinites are drinkers.

  • i like her shes like the perfect mom that doesnt exist

  • I think your video back fired I so love her even more now! I fucking love her!

  • LMAO, yep its about right she almost always uses some kind of booze concoction at the end of her episodes, becuase her recipes are horrible; the booze either numbs the awful flavors or distracts her guest from eating the food!

  • MILF!!!!

  • I LOVE IT!!!!! Why her show continues is beyond me....

  • Just mean!

  • Well done semihorrible, hilarious. It fits Sandra Lee perfectly and I'd love to see another one. She does have a reputation as a lush plus her screwed up love life has been plastered all over the net for years.

    I guarantee this woman has a collection of buttplugs - maybe she uses one while she's doing the show.

  • Shes a freak, every episode she makes and serves drinks. Gives drinks to guests with no clothes on, I know were this is going:P

  • Cocktail time!

    yeah when she says that you can tell that she's already sampled a couple that day...

    "2 parts vodka, one part orange liqueur, one part cool whip"

    has anyone else noticed that she puts COOL WHIP on top of some of the cocktails?!?

    like what the HELL is that about?!???

  • haha even my mom said that she was like wtf is she doin, crazy white bitch lol ofc all in spanish tho

  • i love how she makes food for her niece's birthday party or something like that, and she starts adding vodka in a drink. she also made like an arugala salad for her niece. but she grew up in a terrible environment so i have respect for her

  • OMG this is funny as hell

  • semihorrible. you should called yourself semibitch.

  • Looks like someone's not a big Slop fan!

    This is outrageous, vulgar and cruel!

    I nearly died laughing.

  • "Will you fuck me with this apple?" Hilarious!

  • but.. why..

  • SANDRA LEE IS THE MODERN DAY BRENDA DICKSON. mmm seagulls.

  • Sandra don't pay attention to people on youtube who are mean. We love your show keep up the good work.

    Huge Fan

  • I must say that some of the captions were a bit much, but the one about OCD was right on. The first few times (and last mind you)that I watched her show I was quite dumbfounded by the fact that the set was decorated to match the theme of the menu, party, decorations and HER OUTFIT of the day. But looking past that, though it was hard and getting down to the actual recipes.. yikes. Ive got to go along with other comments. Just cut up some blasted onions! Frozen F#*king onions?! Ugh.

  • Correction: If you're going to accuse me of something, at least get it right. It's not slander, but libel. In simpler terms, it would be defamation of character. Since the woman has booze in almost EVERY episode of her show, and has admitted more than once that she's gotten wasted in college and at restaurants, that kind of nullifies your defense (as well as hers) of slander, which isn't even right. Look it up. Like it or not, it has every right to be on YouTube.

  • it does not nullify anything but prove you are just giving your own dumb opinion no matter how void or retarded it sounds.and just because you can say anything you want doesnt make it correct so your whole video makes you look like a cranky jealous bitch

  • @semihorrible So what if she drinks, I wish my old lady would lighten up and down a few with me once in awhile. Sandra is smart ,beautiful and rich so she can very well do as she pleases

  • @semihorrible...........Lemme ask you a simple question. If you despise the woman, why do you watch her? Just change the channel or turn the telly off.....actually a rather simple concept. That being said, your attempt at humor failed miserably. In fact, most of your asinine captions border on stupidity, or at the very least childish. Do us a favor, and quit flaunting your obvious moronic opinion. You honestly should be embarrassed to post such ignorance.

  • lame

  • So is your screen name.

  • thats the best you can come up with?

  • Well, if you say so. It's certainly better than the your one-word summation of this video. Unless you really thought you were being clever when you wrote it?

  • with a title DRUNK BITCH one would think they would be watching a drunk person your just slanderng this person is why its LAME

  • Semi-crack whore!

  • Hpnotic+Blueberries wtf is that. Just drink it straight out of the bottle and stop using these "cocktails" to justify your drinking habits.

    "The blueberries dilute the alcohol so its ok!" followed by high fives and border line gay cheering.

  • I lost it on the 'I got these at the Dollar General"

    Hilarious stuff.

  • hey honey,when someone told you to drink "canada dry" they didnt mean it literally! lol!

  • You know, why don't they just have a show on

    Food Network of someone smoking meth out of a light bulb. She looks like if she missed an episodes she would go into d.t.'s and die on the floor.

  • God this was hilarious!!!

  • blondes have more fun

  • I would love to rub EVOO on her boobs.

  • PRICELESS!!!

  • LOL! That was hilarious, she looks that those women that think the world of themselves! Oh, wait she must be going though menopause, thats why she looks soo bitchy!

  • You sound like a jealous little bitch,you must be anthony bourdain.

  • I see neither drunk nor bitch

  • God I want to do her!

  • LOL I thought that I was the only one that sees her drinking on her show! LOL

  • You're such a hater.

  • shes not drunk, she knows how to have fun!

  • WHY DO YOU HATE HER?

  • if she drinks or not it's her business need to stop judging people like your so perfect your just jealous she is a strong creative woman that has success you obviously like her to some degree or you wouldn't waste your time making a video about her

  • "A strong creative woman?" You must be off your nut. She opens preservative laden packets of sewage, tosses in a pinch of fresh herbs and dares to call that even "semi" homemade? It's not even cooking. I can make a great homemade pizza completely from scratch in about 15 minutes, whereas she would have you use storebought dough and sauce to make something not even 10% as good for four times the price. You save 3 minutes.

    A better way to save time is to stop watching her terrible show.

  • I don't know if she's a drunk, but I whole heartedly aggree to the statement "Bitch"! This video is Hilarious and has got my thumbs up! Call me a Male Chauvinist Pig, but this woman deserves a good bashing on U-Tube for being such a lazy bitch of the kitchen and in pink to boot! Her feminist portrayal is unreal.

  • I don't consider myself a hater, but have to admit that my husband and I do get a good laugh watching Sandra's show. I was so sorry I missed her Halloween show with Tyler Florence. I heard that was a HOOT!

  • All of the haters that posted on here are fugly fat ass jealous bitches and that includes any male that posted hateful comments. Please do all of us a favor and go jump off a very tall bldg or go overdose on drugs. The world doesnt need you waste of spaces.

  • Haters.

  • ya sandra lee is a drunk. she drinks in ever 1 of her shows. cool great song to pick and subttiles everthing is cool.

  • OMG, LMAO. This was hysterical! Loved it!

  • OMG, I'm LMAO. This was hysterical! Loved it!

  • the little subtitle things at the bottom are funny as hell. And this song goes perfectly w/ the video:)

  • LOL she is a drunk bitch!, But im pretty sure she already knows that lol

  • I had no idea sushi was so popula rin the south!

    And yeah, nice talking to you too! :D

  • I've actually never been able to sit through an entire program of hers. All these "cooks" who advocate all these pre packaged foods are frauds. I turned the channel last time I watched when she said to buy pre-chopped/frozen onions and bell peppers to save time. Just how hard is it to chop up a fucking onion anyway? I mean if one can't aquire such a basic skill, please for the good of all mankind, stay out of my kitchen!!!

  • To be fair many women, especially busy moms need any shortcut they can to whip up a fast dinner or speed up the cooking process. That said, I don't think Sandra is a mom and even though I jokingly call her "The Drunk/Wino" of Food Network, some of her shortcuts can be helpful to some folks.

  • I guess I can see your point to an extent. Ive just found out that many shortcuts are anything but that at times.And definetly not cost effective.Not to focus on onions,but for example a 16oz package of chopped and frozen onions is about $3 at my store,and I can buy a 3lb bag of storage onions for about $2.I'm a busy single Dad of two beautiful daughters.When I cook for my family,almost every night,its a labor of love.I'm sharing a part of myself with them.So I dont mind a little extra effort.

  • Oh I totally understand. I'm nearly 18 and I cook for my family for the most part and I usually chop and cook up my veggies or saute some good frozen veggies from trader joes. That said I do know that I'd rather see kids eating some foods that were pre-frozen and cooked and prepared in a healthy manner and maybe even the boxed food that Sandra often makes than them eating drive thru fast food and cheeseburgers and fries for dinner. Good for you for cooking for your family though! :)

  • Good point. Most anything that is home cooked is better than a drive through heart attack ina sack. Sometimes they hate me for it, but the last time we went to a McD's was over four months ago. Childhood obesity is such a problem these days. It's not the kid's fault, it's the lazy parents. And I think it's arguably a criminal act.Kid's don't know any better, it's up to us to stear them in the right life choices.

  • I haven't gone out of my way to eat drive-thru food or McDonalds for nearly 4 years. The only drive-thru food I eat is In-N-Out which I think we only have here in California and maybe Vegas.

    Your kids'll thank you later!

  • What's an in and out? NO we definitely dont have'em here in south Alabama.

  • It's a really great fast food place but it's very unlike the average drive thru. The fries and burgers are fresh, you can see the workers chopping the fresh potatoes right in front of you, and they have a very limited menu. I usually get the grilled cheese which is basically a cheeseburger without the meat and they have great shakes. You can google and check out the site if you want (they even have a secret menu that only true regulars know of). It's the only drive-thru I really trust when I eat

  • Cool,thank's Ill check em out online.My one restaurant vice is Sushi bars.I got hooked about 8 years ago.But at least it's a pretty healthy vice.(at least I tell myself that).I used to have to drive over a hundred miles to The Gulf Coast or Birmingham to satisfy my guilty indulgence.Thankfully its catching on here. We now have a Mikata and a Sakura.The kids are dubious,but they will eat the tempuras .NIce talking with you,were about as far apart as can be and still be on the same continent huh?

  • She's a terrible cook.

  • did you know sh was beat the shit out of as a kid? her mother was addicted to drugs and became abusive? and her father raped her? and your making fun of her?

  • LMAO!! Damn if she's a drunk I'm a fucken alcholic! ::doing a little drunk dance w/a bottle of vodka:: ;O)

  • Man this has got to be one of the funniest comment spats I have read. She seems like a cute older woman who likes a cocktail. nothing wrong with that. And yes, I love the saggy udders!!

  • Oh good I'm not the only one that thinks she is a major blond bitch....she scares the crap out of me so i have to change the channel every time I see her

  • that bitch is drunk as fuck.

  • right on, I always felt the same way

  • this video is one of the most immature videos on this site

  • You are obviously too retarded to see Sandra Lee for what she is.

  • and your obviously an asshole who needs to be punched in the face...and if i ever saw you in the street i would not brake

  • What..an amazingly Fine Ass REAL Woman?

  • You have a dirty dirty mind. Will you be my bride?

  • its true!she really is.we call her semidrunk all the time.whenever i see alchohol i think of her

  • you are so right.she is an alcoholic who forgot about her kids.

  • I would love to fuck Sandra Lee. Up in her ass

  • F U! U hne noooooo idea what her life was like b4 this show!!! This vid. is prob. about u feeling ashamed of urself! so u take it out on her as if it were u!!!