The funniest Jack Harkness-Torchwood

[1PoorSoft1]

1:29

(*Vomit / fluids rushing out onto the floor like a waterfall*)

"OHH!!! Ah, that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen! Ah god, that is disgusting..."

[HitoshiK9]

In the first clip, it looks like Barrowman stole Tennant's sideburns...

[MBails1987]

I love this guy.

[mcharvez]

I like how Scottish John Barrowman sounds in the puking scene. :)

[flowerpetalsofdoom]

One of my favorites but its not on here:

Gwen: "Have you ever eaten alien meat?"

Jack: "Yes."

"How was it?"

"He seemed to like it." ;)

[CheaterzEye]

Huh... this is the first non Doctor Who video I've seen with him and... I didn't know he was gay. I figured he was gay in real life, what with his dogs and the way he talks, but I didn't know he ever PLAYED a gay guy... well, is he gay or is he bi? I'm SO confused!!!

[GatesOfAvalon]

@CheaterzEye

John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) is gay in real life. He's been with his partner for well over a decade by now I think... Not quite sure how long, so don't quote me on that. Anywhos, his character, Captain Jack, isn't gay, bi, or straight. He's what you call omnisexual. Basically it means he'll sleep with anyone and anything :D It has something to do with his 51st century pheromones. They're irresistible!

Anywhos, if you haven't checked out Torchwood yet, you really should!

[soldiergirl84]

@GatesOfAvalon Or as John Barrowman put it, anything with a postal code.

[TheKeksiify]

1:08 , you can read from Ianto's lips that he said " Oh fuck". :DD

[1181187512]

John Barrowman!<3 ooh and I love the way David Tennant says 'stop it!'

[bobthesquirrel666]

*Jack. jeez i cant type today

[bobthesquirrel666]

"We have equipment that will make your hair curl; thats a metaphore, we don't just have curling tongs." gotta love lack

[Bioniclejab]

He threw up LMAO

[Peacepuppy5]

That is DISGUSTING!!! :D lol love jack!

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

"What will you do while I'm gone?"

"The usual... Pizza... Ianto..."

:D I love you jack... really I do.

[golden24680]

"Any guy in tight jeans jumps in the water... I was taking pictures." I love how he's so serious aboout it xD

[cryssibaby]

I loved that scene with Jack and Owen! Did that mean Jack found Owen attractive - just once?

[DaughterofVader]

His Birthday today!

[belgianmonkeylover]

look only likes and that is cus its the best show since the 51 st century

[lugrpa]

@MJ0428 its from the episode in season 2 called "To The Last Man" Tosh finally gets Love <3 <3 <3 <3 :D

[MJ0428]

So what's with that frozen soldier from 1918? Anyone know what episode that was from? I'd love to see that, like what would he think of Britain now and all that :)

[AzraelsCarmen]

I'm curious as to how often they play naked hide-n-seek...Ianto makes it seem like they play it a lot!

And the face he makes when talking about the pheromones is adorable.

[alexis1694]

@InnuendoSquadron The series is good but that shit of making everybody Bisexual or Whatever is just weird cause If you've noticed in the series dudes kiss with dudes and girls kiss with girls a lot of times, I'm not talking about Harkness only, is EVERYONE

[ROFLOLMAOFU]

Gwen: "WWYD when I'm gone?"

Jack: "Pizza,... IANTO!..save the world"

Awwwww!!!!

[hmfrx]

bloody love torchwood ♥

I LOVE JOHN BARROWMAN

[sukura636]

@alexis1694 Captain kack is form teh 51st century. humanity gets out on teh universe an screws anything and everything they can. so he'd do anyone.

[youngupsessor13]

what episode was Owen running into the water and/or why?

[belgianmonkeylover]

@youngupsessor13 cus he died and came back but he is in a body that is dead so he doesnt heal and stuff and he wanted to see if he coud breath andd he cant

[alexis1694]

Ok so i started watching Torchwood and I loved the fuckin series. Then It became kind of weird. Lesbians? OK? Gays? OOOKKKK??? CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS BEING FUCKIN GAY!!!???? OH HELLLL NO!! AFTER THAT I STOPPED WATCHING THE SERIES.

[Aiicyla]

@alexis1694 LOLLL UHM. The actor who plays him, John Barrowman, is gay himself.

And Jack is Omnisexual, he likes girls, guys, aliens, inanimate objects...

[InnuendoSquadron]

@alexis1694 It must kill you that John Barrowman is gay. Don't judge a series on the sexual preference of a character, you miss a lot of good shit.

[MrNewdoctorwho]

would jack be better or worse if he wasnt gay

[BowTiesareCool12]

pizza, ianto XD

[Abena20]

51st century pheromones. People have no idea.

[QueenMegaera]

Re. Owen in the cell: that is still the sinlge most disgusting thing I've ever seen, too.

[project17gal]

@QueenMegaera what episode was that?

[FunFlirtyFlute]

I'm LOVIN season 2 so far!

[Stingmon21]

I love Gwen's face at 1:12, when she walks in on the boys.

[SabakuNoDesserts]

which episode was 01:32 ?

[Pollymedusa18]

why did gwen have to say anything!!??

[StrangeGirl484]

which episode is it where he says "you should have been here an hour ago to play hide and seek naked"?

[lepetitpirate]

@StrangeGirl484 Episode 11 of Season 2.

[Wexsie]

@StrangeGirl484 Episode 11 Adrift :)

[Angryification]

What episode was 1:38?

[ReskellLaifGreyl]

It's not fair, he's so hot, how can he be gay, the worlds unfair

[Aiicyla]

@ReskellLaifGreyl PSSH, the fact that he's gay is what MAKES this show so great.

[ser132]

@ReskellLaifGreyl "you people and your quaint little boxes". Jack's not gay, he'll go after anything as long as it's pretty, male, female, alien.

[DarknessFullMoon]

@ser132 I don't think it has to be pretty.

[candymandy224]

@ser132 i think he'll just go after anything, period. and THAT IS WHY WE LOVE HIM!!!!

[ser132]

@candymandy224 true. It was sort of a quote from one of the episodes. Tosh says he'll shag anything if it's gorgeous. The line on quotaitions is one of Jack's.

[candymandy224]

@ser132 *shrugs* not sure it has to be gorgeous. well, we all have different definitions of the word. i would love to hear jack's *cracks up*

[ser132]

@candymandy224 true. I'd love to hear it.

[candymandy224]

@ser132 that could get interesting.... especially if ianto was there..... 

[deideisempai134]

"Jack I-OH GOD!" I love this show. I really do, poor Gwen.

[Babbe]

Ooooh, I only just got where "Nobody's perfect" is from! SIlly me... It's from the famous ending of "Some like it hot". XD

[amotuchan]

aah jack, i enjoyed every doctor who scene he was in... ive been meaning to watch torchwood for a while..... for the record, i'd be taking pictures too :D

[shaneomac1011]

I luv jack he is so hot and funny

[CrazyFireflyGirl]

i really want 2 watch torchwood, but my mum says it's too inappropriate!!! i mean, come on!!

[jezathelonelyangel10]

o.0 all my favourites omgosh howda no lol :D

[jacobsminesuckers]

didn't realise he was bio till now

[FanaticInvalid]

Ha, is this series worth buying and watching? it sounds hillarious.

[adfdasfadfdaaaa]

@FanaticInvalid It royally is:)

[mollie3527]

@FanaticInvalid yesssss amazing show! i'm from america and just discovered it and LOVE it!

[houzan8]

omg i love that scene we owen vomitting and jack going 'that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen..' oh i was wishing you had that scene when i started watching.

[shredhothead]

@ lycanwich

the episode name is "Dead Man Walking"

[CocoChick93105]

"nobody's perfect" ... did they just semi-spoof "some like it hot"?

[llamabumm]

LOOL! i love jack <33

john barrowman = LOVE :D

[fantasylover42]

the Jack/Ianto kiss should have been longer. if i had been gwen, i would have stood and watched for a little bit before saying anything :)

[TheCastellan]

@fantasylover42

Why not just jump in instead of just watch? :)

[fantasylover42]

@Castellan:

I like the way you think ;)

[TheCastellan]

;) X3

[347Nitro]

@fantasylover42 - or at least watch enough and then "wolf" whistle! VBG1

[ROFLOLMAOFU]

@fantasylover42 i soooooooooooooo agreed with you!!!

[cryssibaby]

@fantasylover42 I would have probably... until it would be too obvious I was there!

[SocialGhost11]

Jack: "Measuring tapes never lie."

Ianto(under his breath): oh fuck. hehe

[Koru]

Oh, that's the best collection of Jack vids I've ever seen. Bravo. :D

[lycanwich]

what episode is it at 1:30

[AFearOfFallingUnder]

It's from season 2 episode 7. The episode is called "Dead man walking"

[lol646]

What episodes did you use?

[her243]

So funny! :D

I love him!

[DarkPheonix4eva]

lol!

"What will you do when i'm gone?"

"Pizza.... Ianto"

love that line

[doris0006]

mmmmmmmm 1:13 yay

[overdramaticfreak]

ah! 1:27!!!!!

haha. "Pizza.... Ianto."

Torchwood is the best thing that ever happened ,lol.

[triqueta17]

L-O-V-E it!

The best moments NEED to have Jack in,he´s soooo funny (L)

[Selana]

God, I hate what they did to Jack's past.

The old Torchwood was just...I don't know....annoying?

[Rue4815162342]

i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooved that thanks so much!!!!!

[Amzi1010]

what episode is 1:38 from?

[Pyramidzoserfan]

It´s from TW season 2 ep 12 fragments where you get to know how they all came to torchwood. Jack and ianto are trying to catch a pterodactyl. I love the scenes with ianto XD

[MrsCarlyle]

That's from 2x12 Fragments.

[vertigo0711]

What episode is the clip at 1:34 from??

Ive seen it but cant remember which!

HIlarious vid btw!!!

[misspacman2]

I think either dead man walking or the episode before it

[MrsCarlyle]

2x07 Dead Man Walking

[RubyQueen123]

ROFL HE IS JUST FUNNY XD

10/10

[51stcenturygirl]

I would play naked hide and seek with him any day pf the week *drool*

Great clips:)

[shazagrl]

whats the last sceen from?

[jamesbelas]

wait is he gay gay, or bi sexual, like he goes both ways?

[bananya122cliff]

In the show he's "omnisexual" which means that he will go for anyone, men, women, aliens etc.

[tenbrinkel]

Anything with a post code :P

[Bleachmegafan132]

he goes all ways

[misspacman2]

The actual actor John barrowman is gay....

The character is omnisexual cuz he's froom the 51st centuary (basically bisexual)

[WalkingParadox]

What does coming from the fifty-first centuary have to do with him being bisexual? : S

Sorry, I just started watching the series.

[ahdeath2007]

i think its more to do with in the future no one cares and everyones doing everyon thats how the 51st century is involved

[xkadie999x]

gender is not the deciding factor of relationships at that point in the future, it's more about personality xx =D

[CellPhoneVideo]

Little different. Omnisexual (or pansexual) means that gender is not a deciding factor.

Bisexual is just being sexually attracted to just men and women.

[AnetteSeraphitaVee]

"When I said about getting a room I meant somewhere with linen!"

Oh lol

[january301973]

I think the first sequence is from "Fragments" - Season 1 Ep.9

[Qiaofan]

i would LOVE to play naked hide and seek with him id cheet 2

[ilovetheMCDonaldbros]

@Qiaofan so would i darling so would i

[9009blue]

@Qiaofan who wouldn't?

[RaNiss4115]

wow! u did an amazing job with these clips! hahahaha still laughing

"That is the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen" haha I just saw that again last week!! hahahaha real fun.

5 stars

[RubyQueen123]

Lmao xD

he's a frozen soldier from 1918

Nobodies perfect

[lestyrulz]

LMAO ROFL LOL jack is BRILLIANT

[timelady1994]

jack is such a bike! thats y we love him xxx

[jaycklicious]

That is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen!

haha

[breakingthehabit2008]

ROFL

[SparxGal]

what episode did gwen walk in on jack and yanto? i dont remember that? also the guy in the cell puking upside down...where are these from?

[torchwoodladi]

gwen and ianto and jack is from adrift and the puking one is a day in death and the guy is owen after he is dead! HOPE THIS HELPS!

[simplythebest3000]

haay, do you know anywhere on youtube i can fine episode 5 and 13.

[horsyfreak2000]

lol love it he's so brilliant :)

[stephwart]

ummmm he's so hot!!

[honeyjv]

he's just so lovely :)

[AlterEgox5]

LOL. He's such a man-whore!

[xoxRaz]

so true

[ssmall73]

J:Time was, electrodes to the nipples meant the start of a good night!

J: Oh! Oh, that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen! And I know disgusting!

O:you read Proust?

J:Yeah...well no, we dated for a while, he was really immature

J:Always room for one more.

We could've used you an hour ago for naked hide-and-seek.

I:He cheats. He always cheats.

LOL!!

[LCHime]

Jack is so hot and gay i love it

[Lollypop144]

Jack: Thirty-six minutes. Not bad.

Owen: You were watching?

Jack: Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water...I was taking pictures.

So funny!!! =)

[LCHime]

LOLING

[bigvampire21]

@Lollypop144 which episode is that

[51stcenturygirl]

Nothing at all against gays (love John) but Jack is actually omnisexual - he'll shag anything gorgeous enough. One of the resons I like him. :-))

[DarkPheonix4eva]

actually John said in an interview that Jack would probably shag anything with a hole! lol!

[lvble4ever]

The sex fiend

lol