Shinukoto! しぬこと！デイ様【Dei-Sama】

[MrMapware364]

REVENGE OF THE TOASTER!(see cooking sama to see the toaster's first evil action)

[generalspoof]

She should have called this DIE-SAMA. GET IT?!?!

[r61425]

pause then press one to see rape face.

[alex1994iscool]

i saw METAL GEAR

[ScatManRulez001]

0:37 oh gawd

[kagamimi1]

Omg ! xDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!

[soccerthepkmnmaster]

0:52 lawl xD

[868edgar]

I tried killing myself before and I failed now I have a few missing fingers

[Absilon9Zero]

KonataXKagami is awesome *w*

[CopyRezo36]

The Rub Rabbits music at the end made up for the downer ending :D

[YazukaSan]

I'm trying to decide whether she was trying to commit suicide to join the person who dies at the end, or if she was the person who dies at the end and was trying to commit suicide since she knew she was dying from a disease anyway.

This made me cry...

[slightlyoutofreach01]

Okay, I laughed my ass off at a lot of this, disturbing as it was... but holy shit, that ending made me think of way too much personal crap. >.>;;

[117thlegacy]

I know I'm a guy but

For me it's such a tear jerker lol

It's sad

[andreashizuka]

omg!!! konata & kagamiin XD!!!

[Allizare]

so sad poor cooking sama

[abbadeen]

0:51 ''oh hi thar, d'ya want any toast?'' 'ᴥ'

[Winnersdonthavecows]

Suicide is not always simple, in fact this vid makes it look complicated lol.

Awesome vid!

[osmond9111]

0:37 god why do you have to try and kill yourself after you see that face?

[masterjim23]

Was that bath tub op on the roof?!?

[744268]

@masterjim23 She probably lives in an apartment and Konata and Kagami are her upstairs neighbors.

[masterjim23]

Was that bath tub on on the roof?!?

[akualung]

This ending would make Annibal Lecter cry.... looooool

[ReppinNoRemorse369]

0:04 - 0:08 "Dei Sama welcomes you back...We are starting the show now"

1:20 "Misaki Watanabe"

1:26 "please return"

[gauna98]

q loco,pero que se tubo que comprar un microondas y meter la cabeza adentro es mas fasil xD

[BlackKat226]

funny but um... kinda messed up....

[BanditStyIe]

loll

[mikey724]

I kinda feel sorry for her all she trying to do is to kill herself and fails miserably

[AccountProto5X]

@mikey724  She also succeeds miserably....

[mikey724]

@AccountProto5X amen to that

[xzoshuax]

why would u do that with kanato and kagami in the bath tub thats in sulting to lucky star fans like me

[xzoshuax]

hey SHE BURNT ME ....TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST stupid women cantt cook

[TheIncarnus]

ok why is there the 2 lucky star characters kagami and konata why were they naked and making out in the tub o.o .....

[SlashyDash]

Well ok...

[Filmer1eX]

fucking sick shit...

[Menshendo]

use a nuclear bomb.... but bomb hits ground harmlessly doesn't detonate, walks over to investigate, trips over rock, dies

[EMOViper]

That's a depressing ending...

[RobeonMew]

you must have a twisted way of mind to make chiibis try to kill themselves

[combatdstar]

0:36 ROFL.

[Katboy76]

FRIGE WOOHOO GO FRIGE

[thegamist1]

WAIT A SEC SHE WAS ON THE TOP FLOOR!

(hanging herself)

[thegamist1]

i SUPOSE THAT SHE IS SAYING IN THE BEGINNING

DON'T YOU DARE TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

[Lemurboy871]

SNAKE WINS

[TheIncredibleMasterE]

3: This flash makes me sad! I DON'T WANT MY DEI-SAMA TO GO! T.T

[Isissa125]

I dont get this.. funny but disturbing

[tampicomx]

Sayounara Watananbe Sensei...

Zoku Sayounara Watananbe Sensei...

Goku Sayounara Watananbe Sensei...

San Sayounara Watananbe Sensei...

I'm despair!

[Allizare]

Pr, Sama cant even kill herself how sad ... HAHAHAHA year later n its still funny!

[Bladewing10]

What the fuck am I watching? I think I'm tripping on acid....

[LastHCompany]

Next Time, just take some Cyanide. Or PEELZ.

It coulda been faster...

Oh yeah, Extreme electric chair is a good idea.

Jump from a great hight (50,000 ft is good)

Get a chair, jump off, If you land in electrical wires (while soaking wet, of course), you die of shock. if you miss, you will die of broken bones.

(for this trick to work, you must have no parachute. If you might change your mind in the process, I reccommend to bring one anyway)

This has been a special announcement.

[imageez]

@LastHCompany

Cyanide...not a cool way to suicide lol

Electric chair...then suddenly a blackout occurs, its useless

Jump from a great height...suddenly a truck full of pillows go on your way...

[mgmkfan]

If want kill your self just meet snake

[animeangelotaku]

isn't this music from Kirby?

[maarudftw]

ya the sky high

[funnykidyyz]

if the ending had a the time paradox music and screen that would have made my day = w= and for the fanboy's "lol"

[Anglomachian]

It really is depressing when you get the determination to kill yourself, and it won't go the way you want it to

[will0nater]

Konata and Kagami part was lol but when snake threw the cigarette my friend shit him self

[Mewstarangel]

At least it ended well.

[Xmus44]

ended well?????? O_o i dont get peple that kill them self, why the FUCK dont they enjoy life!!!!, yaes we all have shity times in life, but... kill your self and you well never se the good tings kom. stop living is to giv up and surrender to you enimes!!!.

[Mewstarangel]

@Xmus44 Of course, no one is able to truly understand any urge or feeling until they feel it for them self.

I have been suicidal before, so I can somewhat understand why people would want to kill themselves, though not completely for each person, because everyone is an individual.

[SillyEnglishKaniget]

If she was on the top floor, where did that bathtub come from? Were those two bathing on the roof?

[dong2512]

Brobably wasn't top floor I guess

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

Kinda depressing at the end though.

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

SNAKE!

[mamaluigi8]

is she trying to kill hershelf

[AnimeQueenAshchan]

Yes, in the description it says "Suicide is not always simple" So I think she's trying to commit suicide. XD

[phanteon198]

0:37

O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imaznsowat24]

she sounds lik konata izumi frm lucky star

[kendonator1]

Lawl, Konata and Kagami in the tub...

[rafaelmaker]

whaaaa

zetsuboushitaaa~ XDX

[Hiuaske]

lol solid snake killed her with a smoke!!

[Calgarian]

TT

.A

[101nob101]

YAY SNAKE

[melkalo]

the ending was so sad, especially at the end there was like a card that said something like "Please come back" that was like from a friend or something

[AdamTheHedgehog]

maybe it was a drawing she made to mourn her friend...maybe the whole attempt to suicide was to see her friend again...

[melkalo]

maybe

[underthepale]

what is this i don't even

[ZzVinniezZ]

everything fail! XD

didnt know Kagami and Konata upstair XD ( yuri much)

0:53 where the toast came form!?!?

1:10 cute X3

[karlxy2]

What's with you and Konata and Kagami making out? Is it fanservice or.....what?

[jackrom75]

Someone don't know about mah ultimate yuri couple.

[karlxy2]

The what?

[jackrom75]

....Y-you don't know what Yuri is? Do you know what Yaoi is?

[Fantagiro665]

I want more !!

[GenesisSanctuary]

This was really funny. Random Snake and lesbian Lucky Star FTW!XD

[jokemasterslifer]

I guess the refrigerator was sky high before it landed on her.

[hippiessuck13]

LOL TOASTER

[hukada]

マジキチ

[FuckinNicname]

beeing hit by a fridge is NOT deadly young kids... not as deadly as a bullet to the brain ;)

[grapesvine]

I guess the Lucky Star girls survived the plane crash!

[2kingbobobo]

this is the first one

[snakevenom56]

Technically this flash came first o3o

So the main character survived this one...

[quoopay]

love the credits music :P funni

[ssbbrocker]

konata, kagami and snake rulezz

[superbluethunder]

lol refrigetator

[myblackkguitar567]

0:34 and 1:60 referencias

[cablebeach1]

Oh wow she decided to pay a doctor to kill her instead of just geting a plastic bag and putting over her head...

[Greypawthewhitewolf1]

she never died

[MicrosoftFan61]

Even that could go wrong.

[hippiessuck13]

lol...toaster.

[xxCakeDancexx]

...why in HELL was she trying to commit suicide!

[wizofhell]

probably making fun of zetsubou

[Geno11116]

She was probably board

[STUDIOinuclan1]

aww you can here a wolf howl at the end.....i shall pretend that is me........aaooooooOOOOO

[EchoBoomer1987]

I thought the music sounded like Kirby XD Jun Ishikawa is awesome!

[Blizzardshot]

ionly death was that hard

[FinalFantasyTipaCrew]

LOL SNAKE 1:04

[Skullomonkey]

was that Miku version of the Feel the Magic menu theme?

[SuperJonnyMario]

RUB IT! i used to play the game, but i can't remember what it is called!

[AmyKaiserfall]

A cheap toaster there costs about 50 bucks? I got mine for about 10. That would be the rough equivilant of 1000 Yen

[NYCeddie15]

1:41-1:59

huh?!?!?

LOL

[thelog400]

that waz fucking funny

[STUDIOinuclan1]

grrrrrrrrr ARF ARF!!!

[link5368141]

she alrady should have died by the refrigerator falling on her

[underclassschoolgirl]

no! i love dei sama....she shall not die

[mrfixitagain]

that would be homicide though she wants suicide

[ShadowlanceofSkorm]

Solid Snake came out of nowhere!! rofl

[megaman12521]

an eaisier to die is to fall asleap etwrnally then eventually since the body will shut down and you will hav a peaceful death

[megaman12521]

0:37 i love that part

[w3lc0metomyl1fe]

I don't know if I should laugh at this or not...It's a good video, but it's really unnerving to watch; especially at the end. It's true that life in general is not as simple as it looks but this...

[delimoo]

(Once I read the description of both your vids, I was thinking...)

Nothing is simple these days huh...TT^TT

[sabattodark]

ahahahahah xDD

[MamaLuigiMaster]

How is this supposed to be funny?

[superbluethunder]

It's funny that the point she failing at something the looks and is simple>

But I think she goes to heaven cuz in the next the video (which was made after this one) nobody grows carrots out of their own head!

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Yeah, but is the attempts at suicide funny?

Or when she finally dies? Is that funny? 

I know that it isn't real. But just think about those who really are trying to kill themselves. Do you think THAT's funny? My mother killed herself last year, and I say her dead body lying on the ground, with a knife in her heart. Do you think I was laughing?

[superbluethunder]

It's not the point that she's attempting to suicide. But the whole video wasn't supposed to all funny! She's goes to heaven!

[rubikslover185]

LOL! This video is sooo imposible! All the things that she's doing is Fatality! Why would she ever survive on what she's doing? The brick, the refridgerator, the stove...All of them is FATALITY!!!

[sniperclown]

at the hospital bed part i somewhat feel pity and sad

[poxs2]

WTF??

[Kosmonavt77]

1:41 Nice version of Project Rub (Feel The Magic XY/XX)

[kyokitokun]

=D que gracioso,

[qiman2]

DID YOU AM A LESBIAN? norly, what's up with the lucky star crap.

[MangaMadness21]

rofl, luv the refridgerator bit lol :3 anime ftw

[supermariothegreat]

To everyone who doesn't understands this: She wants to teach everyone on how to suicide. :3

[UnanimousDelivers]

It also teaches us to keep on trying and eventually you get it right!

[ethervagabond]

wat

[DualShooter]

Rofl that was so dark

[katasumi2]

LMAO EPIC WIN!

[Fonzersbox]

She did it!

[xia0me1mei]

kirby superstar ftw

[Boom1chaching]

btw um... how did she die, y was she tryin to kill herself, and um... wat was the ending about? XD

[waitingfordoom]

she died of exhaustion... all that trying and stress :))

[Boom1chaching]

that would explain it :3 t'ank joo

[Zaku41k]

fesk ya! Kirby music!!!!!

[CrusnikZerosama]

well you know what they say about suicide, if at first you don't succeed try try again lol

Dei-sama sugoi! Lucky Star, Azumanga daioh!, and a funny story about a cat girl trying to commit suicide what else could you ask for??

[NzKaine]

@0:32 The girl is at the top floor right? Where did the bathtub come from? 0.o

[masterjim23]

Umm didn't you know in japan they take baths up on the rooftops?

[xthuminhnguyenx]

on the roof

cause they're sluts

[Trojianmaru]

who said she's at the top floor? she could be in an apartment, that's where most people go to hang out, and also make out, and the bath was kinda cheap too

[OtEnKoSuN]

ha ha ha snake ftw

[xXyukikun]

Aww!! .. ]; Poor girl ended up in the hospital...

[masterjim23]

Was that Snake from metal gear solid at 1:05? I think it was.

[supermariothegreat]

YES!♪ He's "AWESOME" :3

[GrieverTheGF]

wow at :37 that's konata and kagami from lucky star

[stillnquiet]

why would you want to die in a stove? o.o

[panda118]

I wouldn't say suicide is the purview of cowards, but I would say that it's the method employed by the weak who can't cope with the world at large.

[metasniper137]

i liked the part at 0:37 :3

[metasniper137]

or was it 0:35

[PuppyKatNinja]

What's the Credit Music? It's adorable. x)

[SuperJustinChannel]

It can be found on the Newgrounds Audio Portal, Just go to this submission on Newgrounds.

Well, it does make a wonderful "Game Over" sequence.

[SmallTimeHalo]

wat

[johnhendon]

Credit Song!! =D Love it, first heard it on PSU

[MamaLuigiMaster]

This video gave me nightmares. Viewers, you have been warned.

[xYoshitakax]

ilol'd

anyone have any idea of what the credit song is? or anything? for some reason it sounds familiar, but i fail on remembering what is it

[wrathofbowser]

Some if not all of it is kirby music.

[jiggyjiggle]

1:10 is sad :( , but the credit song had me going, i listened to it like 30 minutes straight

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Um, is this actually supposed to be funny?

Cause I don't think suicide is something to laugh about. Only complete assholes even giggle at someone killing himself.

[RetroNoodles]

i agree..... but its a shame that the animation itself is quite good. just a bad topic

[jiggyjiggle]

well, my dad killed himself 5 years ago, nd i think this is funny, just as long as its ot in real life

[Urpuss]

chear up emo kid, the clip is fun in a twisted way ^^

[RetroNoodles]

....... im sorry but suicide can never be made to seem funny

[KradSoba]

I'm sorry buddy,but suicide is always funny...

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Fine, how about this. You have to laugh if you watch your best friend shot him/herself in the head.

[KradSoba]

Actually...I would still probly laugh... suicide is a cowards way out...just let cowards die...if they wish to end their own life,then you can't stop them...

[SpiritTheWolf1]

THATS Mean!!!!!, look let me explain see suicide is not funny I agree with you on that but people who commit it are not cowards think about this let's say for an example Goku from "Dragonball Z" had to do that to save the Earth does that make any more or less of a coward,

THINK ABOUT THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU JUDGE

[seanfulldark]

Technically that called self-sacrifice, for Goku did not want to die, suicide is on the subject of someone wanting to die, thus that's why it is the coward's way out.

[KradSoba]

Are you seriously comparing an anime with real life? please don't do that for the sake of you and everyone else...As Sean already said...what Goku did was Self-Sacrifice...it's different from suicide...

[SpiritTheWolf1]

I didn't mean to cause a fight or something(no pun intended) what I mean was that a crazy person and a hero are no different that crazy person might have good intentions to save the planet and do that

[Urpuss]

you can´t really compare an anime to real life, i doubt people suicide themself to save the word... Besides you can´t say suiced is the brave way to die?(atleast not in most cases)

[MamaLuigiMaster]

YES!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[CapnE625]

I always knew Solid Snake was an asshole! XP