My Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines - Howto Not Seduce Hot Girls

[DmanDisabled]

nice clothes i bet they would look alot better on my bedroom floor

[CynthiaChristine]

skrew me if im wrong, but havent we met? ;D im legit.

[daemonk9]

while just staring at her boobs say," you look really familiar to me, are you my mommy?"

or "what was Pt. Barnum's famous quote? There's a sucker born every minute. I'm a fully grown one"

[TheKiwiactivist101]

hi :)

[zCriiMeZz]

hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[CalvinTheAwesome32]

Smile if your horny

[awsomekids1]

i just ate some skittes wanna taste the rainbow :)

[thmusicman24]

if I flickR your YouTube, will you Twitter my Yahoo?

[IrishStoneSoldier]

you have sexy ass elbows

[alee09769]

Is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants

[FreakieFreddy69]

roses are red

violets are blue

you came to dance

i came for you:p or

roses are red

violets are blue

this is a gun

shut up and get in the van:p

[MISANTHROPY647]

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.

Do you work in a farm? Because you're good at raising cocks.

[Koolguy713roy]

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put i next to u.

[blooburry14]

have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? (pull out pants pockets) you want to?

[Avatar230594]

1. Wanna fuck?

2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

3. (walking up to ) girls you: Wanna screw?

girls:who are u talking to?

you: Whoever says yes

4. you'll do

[swtblkgirl]

hey baby u have to be a angel cause all i see is heaven when i look in your eyes

[yxuz]

tits!

[MJizkool]

Hey baby, wanna make a porno? we dont have to tape it

[zwatcher]

hey baby, want to make a movie with me?

i've got the webcam if you've got the lube

[staby8000]

My opener to this chick would be: My mom warned me about girls that show too much cleavage.

[Ironpump50]

You have no personality and no delivery. You must be a boring date.

[supernooblet3]

LETS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! Please

[Giogatube]

What you say we blow this joint and then each other??

[nzpker247]

see some bitch with a baby go upto her and say(want to go halfs in another?)

[nzpker247]

i thought i was the best looking in this club untull i seen you

[NightmareCrab]

Hey baby, wanna give me a "Big Ben"?

[moravecSW1A0AA]

boob schmoob

[DangerMcNastee]

Smile if you take it in the ass

Works everytime

[Jac0b130]

How would u know, ur not hot? ur godamn gorgous

[FlashmanJW]

Do you know how to add and subtract because I know how to divide and multiply ;)

[krazymonkeynutz]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? ;)

[krazymonkeynutz]

Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?!

[MarveledatMarvel]

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

[GregoryGraveyard]

nice fucking jugs!!!

[jiggamon2]

If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut up your hole?

On another note: whats the name of this chick in the vid?

[dizzythebitch420]

you got a merrior in your pocket? i can see myself in your pants (=

[strick420]

SMILE if you want to sleep with me

[strick420]

Im no interior decorator but your feet would look great above my head board

[strick420]

I put the STD in stud and all i need is U

[jimche]

I'll bet you your phone number you will turn me down.

[MyLilmoma]

these suck balls like you



[intscout4x4]

Ask a girl to feel your shirt and say

"can you tell me what material this is made of?"

-"umm cotten idk....."

"Thats boyfriend material ;)"

works like charm!

[Tigerpawzs]

Lol, this girl's a dork!

[JTJV2]

Hey baby does the thought of getting teh aids turn u on lolol

[TheNinjaBoy13]

heyyyy gurl!

[mightywhitey718]

I find it funny how ur blouse matches my bed spread.

[haus05]

Nice Tits Wanna Fuck?

[toffer1220]

"your boobs are great! can i have your number?" :D

[DJDRSmith]

Do you want to see my library card?

because I'm checking you out.

[racacoon]

Why don't you sit on my lap an tell me the first thing that pops up :)

[trwt176]

when she laughs on outtakes,,, her boobs bounce and my balls get stiffer than an iron pole.. but im not good with pick up lines,,

[sapbwguru]

Looks like a love bite on her right boob !!

[assraper2323]

my dick just died can i bury it in your ass :)

[r4ym4n1]

I have two good :P 1. I lost my virginity, can I have yours  2. Do you like peanut butter? yes? So do you wanna fuck?!

[NigNig313]

Is your dad a terrorist? coz babe... your the bomb ;)

[rudolphfopresident35]

do you have a penis. (no). do you want one??

[xXRacistsFuneralsXx]

yo bitch lets fuck

[rashadvsrampage]

the only bad pick up lines i got is ones whered u get slapped lol

[18hitman1]

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?

[goodlookin41]

the viagra one was pretty good.

[iklesammykins]

hey whore suck my dick...not a question

[SuperHuts13]

i dont know why but your hot

[damiresq]

:)))

this video is sooo bad :))

i bet si can't winkle because of her contact lenses :))

thre chroma key effect is poor and the lines are gay

[BigButeau]

My condom expires tomorrow, we should do something about this.

[coltron5]

ill give u a nickel to tikle my pickle

[forbiddenevil1]

its not just gonna suck itself you know

[killerblue1]

The word of the day is Legs, Help spread the word ;)

[way2up2backdown94]

is your ass from mcdonald's? because i'm lovin it ;)

[xxxsmd]

this pul old

and

never bleave a woman !!!

[dak62123]

if i was a chipmunk could i put my nuts in your hole

[dak62123]

my names pogo want to jump on my stick

[BlackOpsmontage2]

"did you fall from heaven"

"how sweet"

"cuz your face is pretty messed up!" XD

[ghostwhiskey]

"oh my god boobies!!!!! theyre just ridiculous!" how about that one?

[ghostwhiskey]

were these used at sometime? and furthermore arent pick up lines in general all doomed to fail just by virtue of being attempted? scripted conversation by nature is just wrong

[ghostwhiskey]

the outtakes at the end were nice(not a suggestion just sayin')

[theblacksuperman1000]

I will marry your brother just to get in your family!

[Dre12345678912345678]

did you fall from heaven??(Pause) Cause your face is fucked up

[bambarby]

"nice tits"

[Muhnazer]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cus' you got great cans!

[RaNgaSnap]

Nice legs... What time do they open? ;D

[libertytooth]

were you a butcher, because i need some meat tenderized

[1moosetracks]

I want do tear up your carpet while respecting you as a woman

[awrice1]

how girl u makeing me have a explode in my pant,or shorts do u went to do somthing about

[prEttykRissy29]

are you holding a mic or that's mine?

[berga101]

You wear too much make up. How'd i go?

[sleepyaki]

@berga101 *SLAP*

[bryant24ownsU]

Funny one- girl are your parents retarded? Cause you special.

[Habs4life1212]

if a could rearrange the alphabet, i'b put U and I together

[Rosalynn85]

Your parents must b assholes cuz u the shit

[supermatmo]

hey baby want to come back to my place and play world of warcraft?

[blip456]

I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make u Bed Rock

[manniebarrows]

the word of the is legs,

why don't you come back to my place and spread the word

[koalamaster101]

are you a transformer baby? because your looking optimus-fine!

[xxhotie2]

are you a parking ticket b/c u got fine riten all ovr you lololololoooolllllo

[loliamnot13]

The word of the day is legs lets go back to my house and spread the word

[altimateworkout]

I never drove one of these before.

[altimateworkout]

I like you tonight.

[talkogtalkog]

did you spray your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

[eldudegreen]

do you work at subway? coz you just gave me a foot long :D

[xXxWat2K7sonxXx]

Here's mine: Hey baby, are you self-confident enough to appreciate genuine compliment. (That works)

[tarantadotanginamo]

another bad pick up line: nice rack are they real?

[MalNaprej]

Big tits

[claingus]

hahaha! Nice wink!

[sk8tr5599]

thumbs up if u laugh were u born on a farm? cuz u sure know how to raise a cock!

[superdave0002]

How about the classic from Napolean Dynomite, "I cought you a delisious bass"  I chuckle every time I think about that part of the movie.

[MrBraden507]

Forget my masov guns let's just bang

[MehSoFly916]

another dad pick pu lines. do you wat to fuck

[CharlesKing104]

Another bad pick up lines. Your boobs are big, can i touch them?

[bomb6710]

boobies

[tucker1426100]

I spill some drink over the lady and I go " oh damn, here let's clean that up in the bathroom." I don't know how it works but it does

[HusLman]

wow thats bad. never have and never will using those lines

well not unless i think they'll work

[P33OnUAndHopeUDie]

Hey baby, my love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

[shazam20007]

the worst one!

did you fart :(

[GlamourAngel321]

@shazam20007 hahah lmfao in what world is that sexy

[TheJamieC123]

Hey baby your tits aren't that big but i bet they would look good in my mouth.....

[matpat67]

Hey do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a 12 inch

[MrHyburn]

baby, im just like milk, I can do your body GOOOOD!!!!

[fishbait3609]

Man this girl is hell of hot

[SINISTERxREBORN]

id tap that

[Lattenkiste]

Wow, people actually use pickup lines on you? They must be desperate

[rcslash26]

why does it sound like a fire burning in the background at first LOL anyway.. dont wear "negative clothing" and you wont get negative attention" Women that dress like that, are asking for it.

[catra195]

LAMEEE

[kalikas]

quisiera ser pirata para ver el tesoro que traes entre pata y pata!! or in inglish ,but like this dont sound funny and nasty

i wish to be pirate to see the tresure that you have between leg and leg!

no importa ke seas virgen, te la mamo incado! jajaj

[laxprophecy1o1]

I just shit my pants, can i get in yours?

[slapbroz]

are you a sargent??? because you made my privet stand up at attention!!! <--- its a stuped one!

[SteelRainAssault]

youre hot!

[Theanthonycobra]

are your legs tired cause you've been running through my mind all day

[maddaboutjew]

do you know what doesn't know how to wink and is slutty. I do.

[Kamilniewulis1]

are you tired? i am ive been following you all day

[HeavensHeros12]

I'm a girl, and all I could see the whole time was ur boobs. Maybe you should put on a shirt that actually covers them next time.. -.-''

[JackRabbitSlim]

@HeavensHeros12 Think how I feel as a guy then, trying to concentrate on the lines when her boobs are staring me in the face, it's not fair to have those weapons of mass distraction out like that!

Btw, best pick-up line: "Get your coat, you've pulled!" :D

[HeavensHeros12]

@JackRabbitSlim I know, I know. I don't even remember most of em myself. I can't concentrate. O.o Maybe this woman should be featured on "What Not To Wear." Seriously, the make-up is bad, too. Not that you can really concentrate on anything besides the outfit cause her boobs are poppin' out.

[cutelli87]

i was looking at ur boobs the entire time! which is wrong coz im married and ima woman! HAHAHA

[ELBIROLAS]

i would just ask her if those are doubleDD'S and go from there!! LOL

[Nostradormouse]

Pickup & Put down

"Is that ladder in your stockings the stairway to heaven?"

"Yes, but there's already one c*** up there."

[Nostradormouse]

@Nostradormouse Tennis Players' Chat Up Lines Ooh. You get my deuces going... Have I got new balls for you! I don't like to boast, but I'm a top seed. I'm thinking of entering you for the mixed doubles What are you like on grass? Your name's Annette? No wonder I ran up to you. During your service, do you grunt? How old are you love? Fifteen? I'd like to see your forehand delivery Could you help me find the members' entrance?

[Nostradormouse]

@Nostradormouse

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Well, you are hot and sweating a bit.

I agree wholeheartedly that one should not go all the way on a first date, indeed I respect you for it. On a second date, however, I have been compared to Attila The Hun on Royal Jelly

May I whisper in your ear - that way you might not notice the halitosis.

Hello. Well, that's the foreplay over.

[Nostradormouse]

@Nostradormouse Pickup: "Where have you been all my life? Putdown: "Well for most of it, I wasn't even born." PU: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" PD: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic." PU: "My name's Bond. James Bond." PD: "My name's Lost. Gert Lost." PU: "Go on - don't be shy. Ask me out." PD: "OK> Get out." PU: "Do you think we were married in a past life?" PD: "I hope so. I was Dr. Crippen"

[blound91]

Classic stolen from Lloyd:

Baby mayeby i'm not Fred Flinstone, but i can make your bedrock

[BOTS9391]

"hey baby, i want to kiss you passionately on the lips...and then work my way up to your belly button."

[tuby001]

did you work on a chicken farm, cause your realy good at raising cocks

[lukejsoren]

would you fuck me for a million $ ....if she says yes ...you say ok i know what you are its just the price we got to work on........ooooooooooooh!

[gekko993]

great tits

[hewpm251]

lets have sex or im going to jail for rape!

[GlamourAngel321]

@hewpm251 ooooh thats just getting creepy lol

[tegasauras]

oh yea! "you want to play house? you can be the front door and ill slam you."

[tegasauras]

"babe, youre hot as f*ck!"

[MrBadass240sx]

i could think of some things to do to your twins :)

[whiteplataeuCEO]

" You'll do"

[MrBadass240sx]

@whiteplataeuCEO are you related to a deer cause you have a nice rack

[LifeisHappyface]

Are your parents retarded cuz you sure look special

[sk83r96]

the bakgrounds fake

[colongil]

I watched this video just to saw those big ass tits.

[JeremyBasket]

I lost my bed, can i borrow yours?

[StolenSoupSpoon]

i like your boobs

[tubbs56]

I have a 10 inch tongue and i breathe through my ears

[datingwomensex]

psychetruth, Not just another video, this one stands out.

[999dre]

if i flip a coin whats the chance of getting head

[Mondomeyer]

Bad pickup lines eh? Looks like my time to shine!

1. I may not be as BIG as John Homles, but we do have SOME things in common.

2. I'm related to a celebrity. You want a hint? Ok. My last name is Beery.

3. You know who else never slept with me? Dahmer.

4. Help me! A baby has got my dingo! (I've said that to many women. They usually just stare at me until I leave)

More to come...

[Mondomeyer]

5. Ever read 'The Story Of O,' baby? Then this will all be new to you.

6. I've got it, you're an Italian. What? Your Jewish? Oh, love your nails.

7. Talk is cheap, my penis enhancement pills were expensive.

8. What the hell are you; a nun?! Oh, sorry sister.

9. Hey baby, ever fuck a guy with two cocks? Me neither.

10. What's the best pickup line you've ever heard. Great! I'll use that the next time we meet!

[sopkey]

i just shat in my pants, can i get in yours?

[Iplay2win]

The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

[20largbear]

this one only works if your in high school like me

hey your in my math class right

well in need help

itsn't the equation

subtract the close

add the bed

divide the legs

and lets pray for it not to multiply

[TheBig0201]

girl do u work at subway cause u gave me a foot long