Heimskr the Priest [The Elder Scrolls Skyrim]

[PoisonIvyXTheJoker]

you are now husband and wife :L

[felinefreya]

50 likes, and the next time the crazy christians come to campus, I'll stand in the middle of them and start shouting this.

[yunjizzle]

you're missing the part about ascending from the dung of mortality.

[pprettyugly]

This guy annoyed me like shit, so I killed him.

[TheDagur]

dumb ass is heimskur in icelandic and his name is heimskr

[TheDagur]

dumb ass is heimskur in icelandic and his name is heimskr

[Azraelseraphim]

Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!"

[Azraelseraphim]

They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! the Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks!

[Azraelseraphim]

I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherised us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha!

[Azraelseraphim]

"Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine.

[PaladinJulian]

Thank you for making a video about this guy. I needed to show people how goddamned annoying he is and everyone and their mom had videos of them killing him. Made it hard to make my case one why he needs to die when they killed him before people could hear him.

[tetrisclock]

Many-Headed Talos

[thatguy4802]

where does this ass live

[Inkspeckle]

who else killed him just to make him shut up?

[SamuraiJim87]

I wonder what would happen if this guy and the prophet of Anvil got together?

Something! Nay, worse than something! The confluence of two divinely inspired crazies spouting gibberish about the divines would blow up Tamriel.

[J4ME555555]

i killed him and took his robes i'm heimskr now

[Tassanamm]

I got a bug that he never speak (sad face)

[honshuen]

We are but maggots... WRIIIITHING in the filth of our own corruption!!!

Man, I await the day I hear this from a priest.

[QuikSkopeProductions]

Where is his house?

[MrBigGreenskin]

@QuikSkopeProductions You guys a hilarious, it is on the right side to the entrance stairway to Jorrvaskr

[TheMonkeyboy8888]

wheres his house? im supposed to rob it and it doesnt show on the map

[24dreamcatcher]

Your very llliiivvveeesss??? Lol I love no

[Nythious]

This has to be Calculon. . .

[lauraisacommenter]

... And this is why you don't side with the Empire. That and because Ulfric Stormcloak is badass.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@lauraisacommenter I was going o side with him until I found out he and the Stormcloaks are pretty racist. Now I'm conflicted.

[lauraisacommenter]

@ElPayasoMalo Both sides are a racist, honestly. The Empire banned Talos worshipment because the Thalmor pressured them to do so - so not only are they being racist by banning a religion, they are also weak.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@lauraisacommenter I know that. That is why I am conflicted, having not chosen a side. I can either join the Nazis or the IRA. So far, I've opted to choose neither.

[RiftBlade97]

I live slitting this idiots throat and loading the previous save to make me look good. XD

[ElPayasoMalo]

His name means somelike "stupid" or "fool" in some Scandinavian languages. I'll leave it up to you to decide if that name fits his presentation.

[lauraisacommenter]

@ElPayasoMalo It's Old Nordic for foolish, fool, silly, stupid and that sort of thing.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@lauraisacommenter Yep. That's what I said. It's still used in modern Icelandic with a similar meaning.

[ElPayasoMalo]

I like how his sermon loops around perfectly.

[ElPayasoMalo]

I love this guy. His huge boner for Talos is so cute. I would be upset if he had an unfortunate accident. Any dragon dicking with him will get a faceful of scimitar.

[Gilboron]

I just want to put on a monk robe and start shouting this on a street corner.

[tacoblocko]

Where does the speech start exactly? Like what begins the speech? Cause I can't tell XD

[yotsubakowai]

2:10 ASSMAN

[The552205]

Now the question is if anyone actually DIDN'T kill him.

[OmegawizardLoL]

@The552205 I didn't, i love him.

[Jc40k1]

@The552205 I didn't, he is a man standing up for what he believes in the face of unjust persecution.

[civver3]

@The552205 I didn't, his overacting is hilarious every time I go to Dragonsreach to enchant stuff.

[tacoblocko]

@The552205 Whats the point of killing him? I mean maybe if your going the Imperial way, that makes sense, but if your gunna be stormcloak, he's speaking your fucking language.

[caldera11]

FOR I LOVE YOU!!!!

[Moonlitdarksword]

@caldera11 Aye, love. LOVE!

[Skwafatch]

His voice really got on my nerves one day so I killed him in broad daylight. The guards confronted me then just let me go free of charges because I was thane of Whiterun..

[SwedishShowtime]

i already killed the bastard...

[ShiningLion]

@SwedishShowtime Me too. A nice, clean shot from the top of the Jorrvaskr wall. -.-

[SwedishShowtime]

@ShiningLion Hahaha xD

[Martinchief]

@ShiningLion Same, best part was, i didn't get seen and FREE HOUSE :D

[LightninLew]

Do you know if he is essential to any quests? I want to kill him.

[zpader]

And Assman

[McFlippyhoo]

All Heimskr wants is a hug

[Ithilliam]

I was totally expecting you to kill him

[boblabon]

You should show the Ulfric Stormcloak's speech about what it means to be king next.

[coonillagalaxy]

His arms must be sore by now!

[Atma01]

@coonillagalaxy Haha sore from 3 minutes? That's a weak arm.

[coonillagalaxy]

@Atma01 I guess XD