It's a Wonderful Live - Episode 3 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Megasevo23]

NO THANKS MACHINIMA, I'M NOT HUNGRY.

EVERY SINGLE VIDEO.

FUCK.

[warmutt500]

wish you would continue this series man its all to damm true how people act and what they say!every one that dose any thing live needs to watch this lol to get a damm good understanding.

and i would like to meet you my self you seem like a nice kid (asshole from hell on the inside but hey who is not when there online)

[K4RMA51]

@AToasterSeagul the son at the begging is frontier psychiatrist by the avalanches like so others can see

[typhoonhurricane18]

God I hate it when people just follow me around for my weapon. They dont even try to kill me they just wait for me to die and take the sniper, or sword, or whatever. Then they properly suck using it!

[Lepooper777]

this is still awesome in 2012! and the sad part is that this shit actually happens.

[f5x6]

jesus christ THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[alexdahowl]

you r the king of comity

[TheChurch554]

Wait aren't you...SHIT you fucking asshole LOL

[eliteslaya13]

LRV. LIGHT. RECONNAISSANCE. VEHICLE.

[hondapro377]

THE SONG AT THE BEGINNING IS CALLED FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!!!!

[AToasterSeagul]

Whats that song called at the beginning? I love it!

[TheExplosiveLlama]

"thumbs up if your watching in 2012"..... no wait im not a fucking idiot

[nematoad9]

i use an elite, idnt suck



[FalcoAcePilot32]

@nematoad9 Yeah and to me it seemed the elites were better drivers ......

[koolkid4221]

who has ever played xbox live and you meet someone and you piss them off and they say they'll hack you but they never fuckened do!!!

[JoeySw337]

@koolkid4221 STOP SAYING FUCK OR I'LL HACK YOU MOTHER FUCKER. I'M A REAL HACKER D00D.

[zgtfreak]

@koolkid4221 Just don't act scared around wannabe fagget hackers!

[ardbzlove1012]

Alright I get that was a great video by machinima in the old days but I do actually enjoy a lot of their new videos every once and a while but theirs no need to even insult the new videos because their just a little bit worse then the old ones and also for the ones who read this comment and have a brain I couldnt care what john says cause this is my own opinion and im not trying to sound anything like him.

[WolfPackAttackClan]

Dose any1 know the 1st song during the video and the 2nd one also i will sub you for a reward

[makai456]

@WolfPackAttackClan Check credits you derp.

[jnickify]

Some stuff you say in the series I agree with but I resent the remark about elites I use the elite and I'm pretty good

[minerwithportals]

Wait, is Digitalph33r still making videos?

[GAMINGTASTIC]

@minerwithportals yeah he makes arby 'n' the chief

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I love John CJG's series.

[aqworldsxfallenx2]

name of song while the smart ass drives please?

[MojoJUJU000]

@aqworldsxfallenx2 REPTILIA by THE STROKES

[MrBigstevey]

I noticed Jon likes classic music, either that or he picks it randomly.

[WTFABROWNIE]

Better hope he reads that

[OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP]

man i wish digitalph33r continued this series :(

[Split001Second]

@OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP yea yd he stop it has alot of views

[THAxMISTAxBLU]

590 people dont know what lRV STANDS FOR

[bubba72697]

this is not the best episode but sill good

[bubba72697]

i mess the last comment up sorry i meant to put this is not the best episode but still good

[Binmtpants]

He says what any NORMAL gamer thinks, gamers now just stay quiet because they stop telling people why they suck.

[thatotherfilipinoguy]

i wish this series was continued along with arby n the chief and others

[crossword13]

@thatotherfilipinoguy arby n the chief still goes lol

[Johnrhehotmailcom]

"wait arnt you SHIT" funny stuf

[N7darkray]

@Dillionlikestv. I honestly agree with you. When i went on machnima a year go I expected to see machnimas but now i am seeing gameplay commentaries like you have, Correct me if im wrong but i thought they made up Machnima Respawn for gameplay commentaries.

[MrPurpleleather]

Thumbs Up For Sh*T Driving

[Luis11717]

I didn't know Jon was a fan of The Strokes, that adds 10,000 internets to him!

[MrJuzdoit98]

@Luis11717 Me neither, thats wonderfull!!!

[IAmThePostalDude]

Is it just me, or does the Asian player model seem like it can never drive?

[MrTolsdorf]

Haha "your like sam fisher minus the puberty" funniest shit ever

[ultrabord2635]

U no y people who are using the elite skin kill them selves

[TheHyperHobo]

You should have kept it going man. It would have been a good series.

[Dillonlikestv]

Machinima needs to rename themselves GAMEPLAY COMMENTARIES. Last time i actually saw a machinima on Machinima was like 2 years ago

[101202303Taylor]

Holy sh*t that looks so cool, I'm like a f*cking dinosaur or something. lol

[Shotrocket6]

240p, we meet again

[symbiote102]

We need more of these episode. :)

[theshimine]

I play elite n my kd is 58+

[nobodysman143]

I feel for jon....i get that haker on xbox crap with some players who are 12 and have no social lives. D&#$.

[SyrJirk]

No top comment?

Now's my chance to shine...

Wait I don't give a fuck

[ChaoticChicken2]

@SyrJirk

*slowly begins clapping"

*others join in*

*clapping gets faster as others join*

*entire "normal" part of the internet erupts into applause*

God bless you

[turretbudz]

That elite needs therapy

[Ax07605]

Not to troll or nothing but I think the elite guy should been the one to drive off the cliff

[theheadhunter163]

no top comments? this is the first. i usually expect it to be one that says stupid stuff or a quote from the vid...wow. maybe people arnt as creative anymore.

[brner1224eko]

whats the name of the song at the end ?

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@brner1224eko The strokes - repitillia

[brner1224eko]

@I8RICKROLLERS thanks :)

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@brner1224eko just helping people finding good music

[brner1224eko]

@I8RICKROLLERS your a hero :D

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@brner1224eko how?

[brner1224eko]

@I8RICKROLLERS idk you'r just a cool guy :)

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@brner1224eko thanks

[1gatchy]

he did make another ep ...

[Blazegoronhero]

i love the song at the end.

[ttag105]

GET IN THE FUCKING WARTHOG NOW

[icereaper88]

i kinda peiced together that ending the second he go out of the warthog

[reachpwnblackop]

@madsteveo957 damn right

[MadSteveo957]

They dont make machinimas like they use to..

[enarecool]

@flyguy22222 When did you come to that conclusion?i just said that the little people that i met online who were playing as elite characters were okey players.

[MrCheeto44]

240p... we meet again....

By the way.. the song at the berginning is Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalanches :)

[MrCheeto44]

240p... we meet again....

[dslayer1169]

Will it blend that is the question

[Ballbag2Furious]

THIS is the definition of Machinima! I can't believe it's been over 3 years since i watched this, it feels like yesterday. Now all we've got is crappy commentaries and about 20 different "top 10 dickheads of the week". R.I.P Machinima, you were so young.

[135Dman]

@Ballbag2Furious i know right after the stuff like this it kinda turned into crap

[MONSTER743]

@Ballbag2Furious I know exactly what your saying, it's like gameplay and commentary qualifies for machinima these day. at least sonic for hire was good.

[NipplesMagee]

@Ballbag2Furious It's classic stuff, man! :]

[ProfeshenulRedneck]

@Ballbag2Furious do you like drama/action or comedy?

[Dreadlord67]

@Ballbag2Furious Dude machinima wasn't even young when this was made, it was already pretty commercialized.

[steppinonrazor77]

@Ballbag2Furious Don't forget about Modern Warfare Commentaries.

[nruebenm]

589 people died because they got on someones mongoose

[johnnylud2ND]

What is this Cash Cab

[tehkillingspree]

The thing jon said about elites is true, just look at welshy, best halo 2 player that there ever was, played as an elite in Halo 3 then ended up getting raped by everybody, even non-mlg players.

[james59121]

wow that guy is cerieal with him

[333ichigo1]

240p... we meet again.

[tylerR98yt]

@333ichigo1 Not funny :/

[333ichigo1]

@tylerR98yt Idc I was talking to the quality so shut your mouth.

[tylerR98yt]

@333ichigo1 Its overused and was a TRC on the last video i watched. So sorry for the misunderstanding.

[333ichigo1]

@tylerR98yt Yeah I know its overused im sorry that i over reacted with "so shut your mouth" I thought you were trying to offend me in a way.

[lonebeast32]

@TheAmazingAthos wat the hell is that

[Sturmchaos]

this is some funny shit hahah

[gino14]

The internet is like a giant game of mafia: The bad guys and trolls know who their allies are, but the good guys are already irritated by the bad guys, that when they meet another good guy, who happens to also be irritated under the same circumstances, end up quarreling with each other and seeing each other as enemies.

[victor14cats]

:[ no more eps. 

[xGSYMarley]

You fucking asshole!!! =D

[phmcdevitt]

if i and a penny for evey time some one drove me off the map i be rich

[Grant1219]

did he stop makin machinama cuz this



[sohighstudio]

What were they playing?

[apUnknown]

Does DigitalPh33r play rockband??? I heard 2 rockband songs in a row :D

[Ikutenblk]

5:50 i remember that song fits great into the part

[Ikutenblk]

xBL gT-Ikuten MAKE MORE EPISODES

[TheOneTrueJoker]

Jon is like the Larry David of video games.

[healthfire77]

Wow I guess live us all new and different to you then cos I only signed up in feb and well it's kinda normal but when I saw your comment that means it must have been way easier to not get hacked

[jetsync21]

:( the song reminded me of a better time. 2008, where everyone would just chill and play guitar hero and halo and just have a good time and laugh with friends, now the xbox live community isn't just annoying, it's depressingly awkward. Thank's for the memories though Jon, keep doing what you're doing, but only if it makes you happy, otherwise there's no point, but it definitely cheers me up to watch all the Arby n the chief episodes again when I'm down.

- Ethan

[wrestja1234]

The yellow guy, people like him piss me off the most. In Team slayer, a person like that would really go out of their way and kill their own teammate for the sniper.

[Oaksparrow]

You should make another episode of how people are starting to react to you now.

[silentg2009]

MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[4rchimede5]

is he playeing th strokes in this? I was thinking it was my itunes or media playe hidden somewhere or some shit... I didn't know he liked the strokes. We have the same taste in music. Not just because of the strokes, but other artists he uses in his machinimas

[MikesLife360]

I miss the old machinima :/...

[KonokoStar1]

what is the song at 5:17 ?

[4rchimede5]

@KonokoStar1 The Strokes- Reptilia

[prototype0013]

ha, loved the ending man.

[blizzardtube11]

Jon is a fucking noob and I'm gonna hack his account, thumbs up if you want me to hack his account

(JKJKJKJKJKJK)

[Arrowhead0006]

@blizzardtube11 Pathetic.

[TheAwsomeman221]

I hate noobs who ethier follow you or get in your way and idiots that say I'm going to hack you also I dont know why elites suck.

[callofdutyMW250]

rarrrr... like some dino or shite

[TheCHASEAL]

ROFL nice vid also i HATE FUCKING N00BS ON MY GAME PLAY like camping n

shit :(

[Bellavista26]

who else is fuckin sick of this conan shit for the advertisement?? -_-

[fusionarmies]

i feel you john just getting a lil power or being different one. they just bag on you but yea i like how you control it

[Tim85axira]

Light reconicens vehicle!

...damit...

[eragon2121]

Lol, these episodes are not only hilarious but they're amazingly true, especially with Halo. I love Halo, but playing it fucking pisses me off. People betray you for weapons, boot you when you betray them back and they always vote for shitty maps/gametypes. Like zealot. Stop fucking voting for that map lol. Oh and people suck balls at objective.

[tedzothegreat]

lol sam fisher without the puberty XD

[TheTwinkehMan]

Never seen arby and the cheif.

[volca23]

god people in halo fucking piss me off i hate when doucebags stalk me for my wepon

[TheVegPie]

wut be name of song in teh credits?

[volca23]

@TheVegPie here we go again

[Crazy123Flame]

and hate when people stalk me for my weapon!

[xgl5]

you know what the engine is?

don't give one

[lovites303]

I miss halo3

[Defezzer]

Um, does it strike you as wierd that they don't actually play the game properly on this?

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I didn't really watch Jon CJG's videos back when he released this series, but why did he end it?

[Artproductions2010]

@bob2bobert2bobertson he thought it was weak, redundant, and egocentric.

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

@Artproductions2010 He criticizes himself a lot, I suppose it is better than being cocky though. I could see how the series could get repetitive if it was always him complaining about people on live, but the few episodes he did were funny.

[eragon2121]

@bob2bobert2bobertson He thought it make him come off as condescending or stuck up I think.

[grimsreep]

i like ur choice of music!!

[charizardoreo]

theres a fake version of this in the related vids of ep 2

[cogelite100]

what is wrong with elites they kick ass i mean i look like a fucking dino or t-rex and shit

[BlueSpartan107]

The orange and white guy sounds like Alex Simmons.

[fishfishremix]

XDDDDDDDDDDD 7:57

[MLGportis]

He should make another episode

[IceHeart140]

OMG one of the top comments only has 3 thumbs up quick someone say something retarded!

[ads667788]

@IceHeart140 something retarded

[Inullari]

@IceHeart140 something retarded!

[AlphahawkA25]

@IceHeart140 PANKAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halo1363]

@IceHeart140 freaken funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha at the end

[ESTORBO11]

@IceHeart140 ok your a fag

[theprince171]

LOL 7:56-8:05

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

AT 7:20 JOHN SHOULD HAVE SAID "IT'S RECONISSINS" OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT LOL

[SNITZ0]

4:17 Jon whatever you do dont get into the car 4:22 man see you on the back of a milk carten 

[HaloRocksCodSucksKoK]

ohhh wait my bad theyre in the fuckin credits that no1 reads

[HaloRocksCodSucksKoK]

song names plz they match the video perfectly.....the part with the hacker "that boy needs therapy"

[r3kage]

no episode 4 ?



[atmsk]

holy christ jon. this is better than your other machninmas dude. half the crap in this has happened to me too.

[migi175]

i'm still waiting for a fucking new one

[dannyb13579]

the elites are the women of halo.

[sgtfighterfan]

dude i love all the videos you make nice job

[nomoretrannys]

do u play derasic park with ur elite friend ahhhhah

[protoman1721]

I'm an elite on halo reach and I'm a good driver

[monkeygamer3000]

is their a part 4

[SuperToxicBug]

plz tell me the song in the background that says "that boy needs therapy", lol, BUT PLZ!!!

[Dougolai]

@SuperToxicBug Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches.

[SuperToxicBug]

@Dougolai i found out in the credits after the video, but thanks man

[wazowskies4]

@SuperToxicBug The Avalanches - Frontier Phychiatrist

[Thecauseofwhynot]

Dumb spelling. -_-

[Thecauseofwhynot]

Oh wow her bad driver in u face bad drivah!!!

[44layner]

earn a real helm

[44layner]

cqb peace of shit recon ownz gota hell

[spartan117m15]

didn't you use to have a friend on XBL named spartan117m15

[FoxxehSquirrel]

What song is this? If you listen, there is so much weird stuff.

The first one. I think the second one is Reptilia. Or something like that.

[kelzare]

I swear this kid makes up this shit and blows it out of proportion.

[DONTPANIC130]

Why doesn't he just shoot the D-bags?