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  • Very boring video all the bands suck here... Cradle only since 2004 though... you dont really stat any reasons musically why you hate them

  • metallica are good the rest are shit

  • Good one guys, sometimes the truth hurts. I too love my metal (of all genres) and am in full agreement that the 5 bands listed here suck balls (Metallica questionable for 4 albums but the shit stain they have spread since has erased all memory of them). I group them all as "homo metal", a tag that transcends all existing genres. Fans of these bands are usually whiny little bitches and have no idea about real metal and believe that older metalheads are dinosaurs. Not true, we just have standards.

  • sorry! the low pitch vocals i hate them too

  • You're gay bitches

  • Yall are fat nerds go do something dumb faggots

  • you know, i love all these bands. but these songs make me cringe every time i hear them

  • WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DICKWEED!!! WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO BLOW ME FOR MY VALENTINE! CHILDREN OF BODOM, CRADLE OF FILTH, METALLICA, BLEEDING THROUGH AND TRIVIUM ARE AMAZING! IN THE WORDS OF GEORGE CARLIN "GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A BIG RUBBER DICK."

  • @Jman20854 U mad?

  • Children of bodom is fn awesome!!! U two fat shits need to be strung up by ur child size dicks and beat for being faggots. U can tell u dnt listen to metal and if ya did its pussy metal!! Here's some advice: go hang ur faggot ass in the same closet ya came out of bitch.

  • Lol I found this quite funny

  • Worst thing here is the donuts talking about the videos!

  • St anger and Like Light to the flies are both awesome songs. Sorry you're too big of a faggot to actually appreciate them.

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  • Am I the only person who agrees with this? This was Metallica's shit period, COB make crap videos, Bleeding Through are metalcore crap, Trivium are boring, COF are boring as well and enter shikari are fucking shitty emo core crap.

  • @MaidenfanCGB I Don't nescisarrily agree with you, I like most of the songs on St. Anger, Load, ReLoad, and Garage Inc. I reckon that Trivium are pretty good and Enter Shakiri, my mate played them to me the other day and i really liked it

  • All these bands have more talent in their little finger than you do in your all body

  • Enter Shikari is post-hardcore not metal.

  • Fine you have your opinion, but don't spew it out on Youtube without explaining why you have that opinion!

  • have to admit st anger was pretty fuken shit.

  • Kalmah owns Bodom

  • its not children of bottom its bodom fagget

  • HERES MY OPINION! you both r fruckin morons. COB enter shikari trivium are fuckin amazing. you just grew up in you moms room.

  • obviously you dont know good music when you hear it...... like light to flies is honestly a fucking kick ass song, plus the headbanging and intense drumming is because theyre getting into it

  • u guys are gay fuckin fat asses u guys dont know music

  • Metallica = win

    Dipshit commentary = waste of time

  • this video is annoying

  • Children of Bodom, Metallica, Cradle of Filth are fucking awesome

    why dont you and your fatass friend make a band and see how good yours is.... probably be as shit as your commentary voices.

  • the commentary was very funny

  • one longer song name than the bleeding through song is bmth's no need for introductions ive read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors

  • you 2 d-bags obveously have no taste in music. Yall said the best bands were the best. wtf

  • if your going to criticize Children of Bodom...learn how to pronounce it dumbass. They can't play metal? hahah your ignorant.

  • this is like beavis and butthead except gay

  • @frankiepumpkineater or dumb and dumber... the cartoon you know the thing beavis and butthead ripped off

  • obviously these fart ass fat retards is a big fan of Justin Bieber and Backstreetboys GOOD LUCK "KIDS" don judge this videos when you don't know what are the roots of metal.. Idiots!!! #FAIL

  • fucking retards first look at the mirror

  • I can't even begin to take this seriously. Gotta be trolling.

  • i would be interested in seeing a vid of 10 best metal songs from you guys

  • stupid fat british ppl metallica is fucking sick go slit ur wrists and pour some lemon juice in dat shit

  • I've been listening to metal for almost 20 years now... I mostly listen to thrash and have a soft spot for "old school" thrash (1980-1986). I am not trying to insult, belittle, or sh*t on death metal and their fans, but it is an subgenre that I truly can't comprehend... In my humble opinion, it sounds like a bunch of guys overcompensating their lack of talent/emotion by playing really fast and growling like hungry bears. Just a bit portentious if ya ask me.

  • I was the 666th person to vote your video thumbs down

  • worst thing metalhead had to look at, was that fat kid's face at 1:14....fat kids ruins everything =/

  • First of all, you look and sound like Fucking Straight Edge hardcore Faggots! Second of all, your idea of metal is probably fucking The Devil Wears Prada and Chiodos! If you dont like Cradel of Filth just because they look, "Scary," then you can eat a dick! Cradel use to be a good band, but they started sucking right after Nymphetamine. Bleeding Through is a Fucking Great band, and they would probably kick your ass personally if they saw this. You make a better fucking song and let me hear it!

  • #9 is fuckin emo not metal retards, and if cradle of filth dropped dani and got that bitch, how would they be metal?

    its obvious you guys dont like ANY metal, if you think trivium is just noise then you faggots really dont know what metal is so go fuck off

  • ...what was wrong with Children of Bodom?

  • Funny how these two don't give any reasons why these songs are supposedly the worst metal songs. They be trollin'.

  • i like this video haha i dont totally agree but i mean its their opinion and they state their thoughts in a funny ass way. i give this video 5/5 and im subscribing

  • metallica is awesome

  • gay video

  • You forgot Metal Messiah by The Great Kat.

  • THIS WAS GAY

  • lmao you guys who made this video are a bunch of fags man and that fat bastard is funny tho xD

  • i'm confused is it songs or videos, there is a difference :/

  • You guys are gay

    St Anger is not an amazing song it isnt bad enough to be on the list,neither do any of these songs

  • i think u r fuckin gay asshole

  • This is not how you do a "worst of" vid: you show clips of the sequence, so that we can hear them. I wanted to hear the ten worst metal songs for myself, not listen to your commentary.

  • haha, metallica is aweful!!

  • fuck you

  • why dont you just go play cricket british fuck

  • wtf ? fk u this is ........... u suk

  • 1. children of boddom is fucking pwnage

    2. Your comments during the vids... -.-' Show the videos and let them sing. instead of heraing you insted i want to hear the vids. -.-'

  • well atleast these 2 guys know that zeakass bands like enter shitkari, bleeding trough are fucking wank and should all die in a horrible fire (lit by cannibal corpse)

  • wtf? children of bodom is awesome.

  • Thank you for making this.

  • Wow this was a waste of time because metal is amazing and ur so fucking stupid u might as well say that Black sabbath sucks. You have no idea that u put some of the most amazing bands out there up. this wouldnt even be funny if it was a joke.

  • Metal is a joke.

  • actually uhh rap is a joke, what person would sing about stealing cars, shooting people, and getting pussy?

  • I agree.

  • @codykea4 people that dont do or get any of that

  • @codykea4

    Hey, you call that "shit"?

    Here in Mexico, assholes sing about how cool drugdealers are, even if they play dirty and kill innocent people.

  • @codykea4 a black person.

  • @codykea4 the same kind of people that sing about slaughtering people, destroying things, and revenge. us metal heads are just on the different end of the spectrum.

  • LOL

  • st anger isnt that bad

  • 'now, we know what your all thinking, fat guy and dick friend, making fun of amazing bands' EXACTLY.

  • Pretty gay..

  • that triviu is actuly pretty good its better than all of the other songs on there

  • you suck

  • I wouldn't mind this so much if you actually made respectful and intellgient criticisms. But you're intentionally trying to piss people off.

  • st.anger only sucked cuz james was in rehab and lars wouldent let kirk put any input on the song cuz he wanted to be diferent with no solos james only got to put words so bob rock and lars fucked it not metallica

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  • dude.....you put all this shit lyk 'i'm entitled to my opinion etc.'

    but then you genuinely insult a lot of people

    you're not sayinhg you're opinion.......you're deliberately trying to piss people off........nice on asshole!!!

  • if you don't have nothing good to say then keep it to yourself

  • children of bodom, cradle of filth, trivium and metallica are fucking awsome

  • @hsvktmtrev yes, fuck no, are you out of you mind? and not anymore.

  • you guys are so gay i hate yous so much.yous are so shit at life yous were sort of funny at times one of yous sound like steve knight from blaxland.frankenstein playing guitar. badly hahahaha

  • yeeeaaaaahhhh!!! HAHAHAHH yoou rules dude :D

  • you said "worst songs" but all you did was dis Shikari and Trivium. and at the end you said "bad bands, worse bands and crap bands" so i think you titled the video wrong... SHIKARI FOREVER! and you need some talant i think to please metal fans and hardcore fans which is what enter shikari did. so ner...

  • temptation was crap with the cover and the origional was crap, dani filth is a cunt and a fake was glad my m8 got chance to insult the midget. Dont let him scare u hes a midget lol

  • you have your opinion. When it's widely regarded as shit and stupid, then prepare to get voted down to oblivion and have people want to kill you. You put it out there, we bring it down, motherfuckers.

  • even though trivium or whatever isnt very good, this video is rather embarrassing. it's not funny at all.

  • FUCK YOU!!! CoB, Cradle of Filth, Bleeding through and trivium would make you fucking suck their cocks if they heard you making fun of their music. You stupid fat douchebags need to get a life and figure out whats actually good. i take it you listen to green gay, dragonforce and all that stupid fucking shit seeing as you dont know good metal. if i ever see you, i will fucking cut you up and piss in the wound!!! grow a fucking cock you goatfucker. FUCKING SHITBAGS GO SUCK EACH OTHERS COCKS!!!

  • they would make us suck their cocks? really? so there faggots? just like you? wow....never would of guessed ^.^

  • you know, getting your cock sucked by a guy doesnt make you gay, it makes you not picky. sucking someone elses cock, makes you gay, just you like and douchebag in the video. did i mention the quality of the video is shit too?

    and if you dont care so much, then how come theres billions of your stupid comments all over the comment page? get a fucking life and grow a pair. btw, lemme know when you hit puberty so i can see pigs fly.

  • why would you even make a video of bad songs?

  • Cradle of filth rocks fat gayboy cock sucker

    vuile konte neuker metal rocks vetzak eet nog wat hamburgers

  • you suck you idiot!

    Children of Bodom are fucking awesome!!

  • how do u hate on bodom i dont understand that there fucking awesome, but ya i like that u put some of those emo shit bands they suck but still how do u hate CHILDREN OF BODOM there fucking awesome and u call yourself metalheads =/

  • ok i know "your entitled to your own opinion", but Trivium's Light to the Flies is my all-time favorite song by them so i completely disagree with you.

  • Crazy Fat MotherFuckers, what made this video.....

  • cob rocks

  • I dont understand why all these people are bitching. Those songs were terrible.

  • wow u gays r gay, and fat

  • man if you hate metal you cant say that most metal bends suck .

  • yeah you put dragon force they are a fags solos dont make a song

  • u stupid dicks, every 1 think st anger (album) n the song sucks but it don't its awsom nothing else

  • Well, you chose many really bad songs, you really did.

  • SUCKERS!!!!!

    Children of Bodom- Are you dead yet is one of the best metal songs ever!!!!

  • children of bodom are a fuckin great metal band

  • no they are not

  • CoB rocks

  • worst accents ever.

  • st anger doesnt suck! because you are not smart to fell all the anger in this song .your so emo and so gay and fat to becom a metalhead .grow up kids instead of making fun of artist make a video of your sucky band.peace

  • umm, well, ur comebacks suck and, umm, well how do i say it other than, well, u suck

  • i agree st anger sucks

    but metallica doesnt

  • St. Anger doesnt suck! Metallica Doesnt suck! Fuck this vid!

  • well no shit, metallica is fucking awesome, but im sorry dude pretty much the whole st anger album sucks, even james and kirk say that

  • number 9 wasnt fucking metal

    it was like gay ass screamo wanna be metal shit

  • Why is it wannabe metal? :O

  • the dude sounds like a little bitch girl when he sings and theres a bunch of gay ass techno sounding music in the back. then when he screams it just sounds like shit. that is NOT metal. listen to cannibal corpse ot kreator, thats real metal!

  • how the hell do u know they are claiming they play metal shit? i wouldn't say it's metal, I would say its screamo post-hardcore or something

  • there s bands like that, that claim to be metal or grindcore. its ruining the genres image.

  • im seriously pissed the bodom are they're even if it's a joke...im gonna go kill a walrus because of it

  • you guys r gay and fucking stupid you need to have a doctor check you out !ypu need to keep your thoughts about metal to yourself its people like ypu that killed dimebag darrell assholes

  • I don´t see how forcing your opinions on the internet = being a disillusioned psychopath who believes someone stole his songs...

  • this was funny... but metallica r the best

  • they suck... sold out fools.... shudv stopped after justice

  • subscribe to me im going to be proving metallica are not sellouts

  • Assholes ¬¬

    Enter Shikari is not metal, and they don't want to be metal. ¬¬

  • You obviously don't like metal if you don't like these songs. They're the definition of metal. This video fails so hard.

  • st anger the eighth worst metal song ?lol metallica is a legendary band u cannot insult them like this and you cannot even play like them idiot i am sure you cant if you play music

  • selloutica sucks balls. they went down since the black album.

  • metallica is one of the best bands that's the reason why they are so successful if you dont like them go to see a doctor

  • u kno what. i could give a fuck if they are popular. old metallica was the best, admit it! im 1 of the few fucking sane people tht hasnt been brain washed into thinkin every new song is cool and amazing. like the music u wanna like. i could care less if u like metallicas new shit.

  • its horrable. they should have stoped after reload, or before that idk.

  • i didnt tell you that i like new metallica i just told tou that you shouldnt insult a band with such a history and with nice songs even if they are old or not

  • Yay, just spent 7 minutes listening to two fat britts with no common sence!

    "Their all good bands but ur brittsh and have bad taste in music so fack u" -Myamericanpie

    Totaly agree to that!

  • Their all good bands but ur brittsh and have bad taste in music so fack u and u said chrilden of bottem retards ps. Brittish people suck cock!!

  • myamericanpie. I'm Brittish and LOVE COB, COF, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth. So do i suck?

  • dont tell me you think st anger is shit..?

    if ya, u suck

    ( positive comment )

    the guy with the numbers is funny

  • It's fair enough you's have your own opinions and you's are entitled to them.

    but you can't seriously take the time to make a video of bands alot of people like and post it on the internet THEN expect people to leave you's good comments.

    To be honest i think you's guys are faggots but i guess im entitled to my opinion yes?

    :D

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  • dudes, there's no single METAL song in that video (i mean real metal), so i don't wonder they're are all worse...

  • themightychep. So which songs do you consider REAL METAL songs?

  • what do you want to hear from me? i can list more than 400 REAL METAL bands i'm listening to here (you probably don't know the half of it, if you like COB, COF), so i' not going to waste time for it...

  • I laughed quite hard

  • literally one of the worst videos i have ever seen

  • geez dudes,

    I like "like light to flies" =/

    and "Are you dead yet?"....but

    the videoclips aren't good enough

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  • hahaha lol FUCKING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

  • Haha man, you Brits sure know your heavy metal!

    Shit, you invented it!

  • you guys should just give up talking shit and put each others dicks back in your mouths

  • Fat cunt.

  • bottom? try bodom.

  • ok now define metal..becasue those definately did not suck

  • i agree with these.

  • lol i dont know why you do weird stuff like that, i actually like cob, even aydy, its not their strongest album, but i really dont know why you put some bands in there, i mean, this techno stuff real suckt but...

  • Some of those were actually good. :/ only like three sucked

  • haha that was awesome

  • i was gonna make an attempt to watch this vid and not comment it until i saw that you were trashing on Bleeding Through. you guys seriously do not know good music nor appreciate it. seriously, just go back to listening to linken park or green day or watever else kinda fag music you listen to already. just stick to your gay lip sync vids and most importantly STICK TO WHAT YOU FUCKING KNOW which is probably twinkies for the fat bitch and not really knowing how to really play guitar for the faggot

  • This vid fails. Didn't even say Bodom right.

  • OMG wtf!! this guy is such a douce.

    If you were a true metalist you would rate most of these vids the fucking best music you dip shit WTF!!!!

  • yea fuck you guys fucking grow up....expreess ur own opionions in a less annoying way you fucking pricks

  • Enter Shikari isn't even metal, they're a post-hardcore band.

    GOD DAMN IT.

  • u guys are so immature

  • i really dont like you two, you dont particularly seem to know much about anything, let alone metal.

  • Dude all of those bands suck!!!!!! :P

  • FRankensteins monster you idiot

  • Children of bodom fuckin rules

    You probably like fuckin shitty ass metal like disturbed and korn you fuckin idiot!

  • disturbed and korn do suck! cob ftw!!!!!

  • GAY!!!

  • The little bubble in the lower left hand corner is really fucking annoying.

  • I wouldn't have been so confused had you titled this Ten Best Metal Songs part 1

  • I feel like im watching 2007-09 beevis and butthead cept its not funny.

  • man, your music taste is horible...Few sings are shit, but the rest....U are an idiot

  • i agree with all except metallica

  • ...I agree with the video to be honest. Lol.

    I think some of those songs DO suck. St Anger is like...well, it's the best one off that album but it's still total turd, lol. Danny Filth freaks me out and some of the songs/bands are just...trying WAY too hard to be good, and it all fails...miserably. They all sound the freaking same! Lol. Huzzah to a kick ass video!

  • Like Light To The Flies is a great song its just the vid... also St.Anger is a gd song just needs a solo..!

  • why the fuck is bodom on here? you guys obviously dont know good metal.