Louis C.K. on Single People...

[AmyPhetamine]

"You can end that shit with a phone"

[crazyindian8]

I think a major part of the reason he's so funny is his crazy hand gestures. His right hand is ALWAYS going crazy when he starts to get excited.

[jessemaurais]

Being single is awesome. Almost as good as being white.

[DialonS]

wow, audio transcribe is actualy quite accurate in this vid

[AbyssDeathGhost]

I feel sorry for married people.

[Eatmybologna]

Fantastic.

[johnnydontcry57]

"my wife assassinated my sexual identity and my children are eating my dreams." Brilliant.

[amdeloff]

@Gorshkin111 i have always felt this way. when you turn 30, there should be a "happy adulthood" party with a registry and all your friends and family there.

[Gorshkin111]

While I LOVE Louis, I have to disagree with him here. I have TONS of sympathy for single people. Know why? B/c I was single for most of my life (not now) & NOBODY helps you out. "Getting married? Here's some money & furniture & gifts. Having kids? Here's some money & furniture & gifts." Oh, wait, you're single & struggling on your own in a single-income lifestyle to get started in life & hopefully meet someone? "Fuck you!" says society. "Fend for your GOD damn self."

[CzarThePlezer]

@Gorshkin111 there is a dude up there who has 6 thumbs up on his comment i could rate yours up but your comment sucks, congratulations on second place muahahahahahahahahaha

[oldrippy0024]

@Gorshkin111 Um, who the fuck just gives you handouts. I'm married with a son and don't just get free shit. I want what you're smoking.

[Gorshkin111]

@oldrippy0024 I'm not smoking anything, friend. YOU are. Ever heard of a baby shower? How about wedding gifts? If YOU didn't get any of that, then you're about the ONLY married soul with a child who didn't? Where the FUCK have you been living, under a rock?

[oldrippy0024]

@Gorshkin111 Are married couples forcing you to buy presents, or wedding gifts. The answer of course is no. No, not under a rock but in reality. There are millions of married people who have not gotten those things. Just cause its commonplace to you does not make it a reality. And heres an idea, get a girlfriend/boyfriend if it worries you so much, not that hard.

[Gorshkin111]

@oldrippy0024 Anyways...hahahahahahahaaaaaaa­aaaaa

[Gorshkin111]

@oldrippy0024 Oh, and, don't forget tax breaks for being married. Know what tax breaks I got for being single for so long, on my own, with no one to support me?...you guessed it. ZIP.

[oldrippy0024]

@Gorshkin111 I love that excuse. Is it my fault your single? No, yes its not your fault im married with a kid but our responsibilities trump single in every way possible. What I would do to be able to provide for 3 people from one average job. Of course society says fuck you. Why should they help someone who has all the time, and money to THEMSELVES. If your single and struggling you need to get your priorities straight.

[LeadLead]

lol Carrot Top is hilarious!

[monsterenergizr]

Well, my apartment doesn't get enough Southern light, and the carpeting is getting a little moldy.

[dataslul]

You could end that shit with a phone call.

[flubno]

When single people die, no one cares, your mother might cry. Well when married people die , no one cares. Your mother, wife and kids might cry but after that , no one gives a crap.

[whiskeywilliams]

@flubno I think he's hitting on the fact that as a married person another human being depends on you for food and shelter.

[h0neyw1ne]

my children are eating my dreams xD

[pdaniels9000]

one phone call vs. a gun, a plane ticket, and bleach and shit!

[TheSmarte1]

"...a gun, a plane ticket, and bleach and shit..."

[ETHANHALL]

The English have among hundreds of others - Eddie Izzard

[passingpoor]

You could really help me out by thumbs upping my comment below

and keeping it alive

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[NewAgeEagles]

EDDIE IZZARD RULEs

[passingpoor]

This guy is too good for the Americans.

If he were English he would be revered.

[zoddie]

the english has some of the worst comedians, sorry to burst your bubble...america is where its at for comedy, we have so many good comedians we can give the english some and we would still have more.

[craze6663]

it wouldnt be as funny

[Robertthebob]

Fuckin hilarious

[TheRealCadaver]

Man, if laughter is the best medicine, then this guy could cure cancer. His skits always have me sore after I hear 'em.

[keggerous]

thats kinda funny cuz i feel the same way about married ppl.....it wasnt my choice for u to have kids and fuck ur life up....yet i still find myself listening to the same bullshit bitching about having kids and how tough it is.

[tracksuitjim]

LOLOL i agree

[seanenslin198]

stop fightin and enjoy the show if you dont like fuck off

[crowtservo]

After watching this video the first time I dumped my girlfriend. It was the greatest day of my entire life. It was so liberating. Thanks, Louis C.K.

[graaar]

@crowtservo LOL! I dumped a guy after listening to this clip a year ago- biggest relief on earth. No more hairy mangled ass EVER!

[LeadLead]

@graaar As if any guy is going to fuck you. Nice try though.

[graaar]

@LeadLead When a guy posts shit like that to a total stranger on youtube, there could be two possible reasons. A. He's a young adolescent struggling with his new sexuality and rages at all women due to blue balls and an unearned sense of entitlement, or B. He wants to fuck you, knows he has no chance, and is thus venting anger while simultaneously convincing himself that he doesn't.

If you're wondering why more people aren't complete dicks to total strangers, it's cuz you're so easy to read.

[graaar]

@graaar The fact that you describe yourself as an 'alpha' male is all I need to validate my claims. I...wait...why am I wasting time with a man whose idea of social insight consists of the group dynamics of chimpanzees? As soon as I hit 'enter' I'm through.

P.S. it is an undeniable fact that the more rage a guy types out to strangers with one hand, the more vigorously he's fapping with the other.

[ETHANHALL]

I'm happily Single and think he is hilarious ! I haven't enjoyed a comedian so much since Richrd Pryor ( The Best Ever)

[ryanh206]

angry breeder

[MrCanabliss]

My children are eating my dreams lol

[MaxfieldMurdock]

if you die your kids and wife will cry who gives a shit

[cowbear1122]

you're an idiot, you missed the point.

[TheoneandonlyTheDave]

holy shit close ur eyets while watching this he sounds just like seth rogen

[maylom]

no way man

[coprographia]

who?

[harrylarry00]

and my children are eating my dreams

[firstnamenavarre]

"...assassinated my sexual identity..." I can always rely on Louis to be so poetic with his comedy.

[soulmman]

LOL! And it makes it so much better!

[firstnamenavarre]

I love that thing he does with his fingers at 1:20.

[ProNorden]

And remember Men, according to Louis and much of the cultural conditioning you're subjected to.... your life only 'matters' if it matters to a woman.

Remember one of our cultural mottoes : "Women and Children first .... and second doesn't matter" Just look at your advertising, media, and your economic policies whereby 80+% of current job losses are men's. It's almost like your 'service sector' and parasite sector don't care about manufacturing and real productive endeavor.."men's work".

[Recovrd1]

Who the hell are you and why do you feel compelled to spread your stupid propaganda on a Louis C.K. video?! Are you some stupid pro-femme bitch or what?!

[ProNorden]

So Recovrd1, ...Not 'recovrd' enough apparently, yet. Your comment is unreasonably hostile, and you don't seem to understand the fairly clear meaning of my comment to which you were responding.

I urge you to read Warren Farrell's 'The Myth of Male Power' and 'Father and Child Reunion'. Louis here seems prone to anti-male brain-washing.

[Recovrd1]

"Not recovrd enough" What the hell is that supposed to mean? That because I don't agree with your stupid anti male rhetoric I'm in peril? This is the WRONG forum to spread your ignorant beliefs. Go to a hippie channel or one that just hates men to get thumbs up. (You know, like the 5 that I got to responding to your dumb rant?!) Keep your stupid liberal politically correct comments (that no one gives a DAMN about) off the Louis C.K. vid... go die in a fire you stupid cunt.

[ProNorden]

So recovrd1,

"anti-male rhetoric" ? You either didn't read/understand my comments, or....are you intentionally misinterpreting them as the reverse of their intended meaning?

[Ipukeonyourface777]

or maybe he's just making jokes....... i dunno.....

[austin6229]

lol!

[cascadesinger]

Oh, I so love it when people with kids tell me single people are self-centered - and then bore me for hours bragging about their kids for doing miraculous things like WALKING! or TALKING! But I'm polite, I sit there and listen while they go on and on and on . . .

[xPoptartt]

I agree with this completely.

[donie2003]

awesome! yes! I'm married with kids too and feel just like that! lol

[neckface1]

Thank you so much for posting this, it's probably my favorite Louis CK bit.

[NewsYouNeedNow]

Welcome...

[fraggleoff]

haha thats exactly how single people sound!

[Xlinkieebear]

LOLL i heard it too!

[lambovsatan225]

lmao at 0:16 some dumbfuck started clapping

[Mrtuxedo220]

lol

[lambovsatan225]

that speech he gave around 0.16 must have made him thought everyone was going to clap

[Resolvetheory]

YES!