X - Factor 2008 - The funny bits so far!!

[Rhiannon2289]

A church co-odinator singin Destiny's Child Bootylicious and saying he wants to touch people..... hmmmm someone should check into his background!!

[spunksyvotte]

I'm so scared by the fact that the second guy is a church coordinator...

[BerrySPN]

In that duo singing "I Want You Back", I thought the guy in the white top was supposed to be a good dancer..... I move better when I need a piss....

[Sounds11235]

Yeah, that blonde guy can make me spiritual with that singing XD

[x2blades41]

@hammytataful Tru dat

[mujibatt]

They remind me so much of JLS lol

[Girl4Christ1997]

This is stupid cause it makes everyone think that Christians are stupid and weird, and we arn't. It's was funny over looking that though.

[viviekittie]

WOW...

[ManlytearsUK]

Only one of them can sing hahahaha

[MusicIsLegal]

mark must be a pedophile at the church....

[EMMAVALENTiiN]

Cant stop laughing. im only at the first...

[CrazyCupcakeSaPa]

Aww I miss Sharon when she called louis lulu! B.t.w awful sinful dance the second one! And he's a church thing? Lol

[riggsw64]

I would enjoy Cheryl at a party too, especially after she had a couple drinks... with ROOFIES in them!! =)

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

the last guy in the black shirt was good

[SilviaBieber123]

2:30 WHAT ??? IS A MAN ????????????? O.O

[xoxoJuggalette69]

I love Louis. He is so funny. He laughs then looks around and laughs some more.So cute

[Singergamer]

did they say "let me back in your ass"?? heard like that

[Shabalaidaa]

blonde guy from ant and seb look like beavis :D ehehehehe

[Hashpotato]

'i think we're top banana' that is fuckin hilarious

[xx4evaxx100]

2:23 : This girl's gonna fuckingg suckk ! xD

2:30 : Thats. . .not even a girl. . .

2:34 : Wtf i thought you were a guy i mean you look like yer giving birth !

3:15 : Sounds like it too. . . gotta take a pisss ? im pretty shore they'll let you go. . .

3:49-3:56 : Same reaction over here guys. . .same reaction. . .

[bryantppierce]

the judges are SUCH pathetic Never-Has-Beens, what the fuck, Kylie Minogue's sister? who gives a shit...

[ursie1986]

Duo look like Morcambe and Wise

[ark5428]

2:35 - 2:57

[GrandTheftVideos2]

dude what is that song at the end?

[BetrayingLight]

@GrandTheftVideos2 Mysterious Girl.

[dkab96]

That's just annoying

[busylighting]

church Co-ordinater looks like a woman

[TeMauriOra]

OMG i can never get tired of looking at Cheryl!!! And im a hetro Whoa-man!!!

[Cathy88DWC]

i thought that church co-ordinator was a girl...

[DancingMedicineMan]

"my dream is to touch peoples hearts with my schlong" lol 

[ourtortsystem]

and the church coordinator looks a little light in the loafers,

Hell I bet $100 he's gay!!!

[ourtortsystem]

some of them try to make up for their appaling hideous singing with lame attempts at dancing and it only makes them suck even more.

What douchers!!!

[JesusIsTheSavior7777]

I'm a christian and im amazed at how much pride that guy has.. and he also uses the word "sexy" .. wow..

and of course im judging.. its hard not to sin >_<

[shopping393]

Gotta love me gotta love me lmfao!!! Ant is okay I'd fuck him.

[slaminproductions]

i was not redy for that jelly

[th3kill3rbunny]

a select few... i feel theyre impressed. creepy.

[DimSimToughBitch]

That Duo group that sucked was also on Got To Dance. Where they also sucked :P

[MrJeromeLC]

we all know that the church Co-ordinater guy has never fucked a chick be4 he needs to go home and study a book about hes trying to go on a singing contest

[kellybradford23]

2:43 My dream is to be able to touch people.......

[MrJeanPaulBeaubier]

Yeah... Usher's gonna wanna be you... :P

[mooki305]

lmao i love the last one "move your body, come on move your body"

[Taylorbthedreamer123]

i dont want your jelly! POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[DWaq32]

Seb (deaf) wasn't wrong on the P. Diddy part

[AarlandSun]

His dream is to "touch" people?

[batyboi579]

Love how he says my name is mark and my dream is to touch people...s hearts

[Toutostar]

lol i loved when simon said or your completely bonkers

[McGoddoR]

2 no .. 2 never!

[s1rmarcos]

no doubt you look so fine

(ooh)

my belly hurts hahahahaha

[maddie3134]

& he say's he's a church co-ordinater the booty roll was so funny lol...lol..lol..lol.lol.LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[sandhu1117]

4:59 he sounds like Herbert from family guy lol

[PartyPrincess4561]

& you say you're a church co-ordinater? :|

[maddie3134]

@PartyPrincess4561 I know right that booty roll was funny LOL:)

[maceychoice]

I love how they always have the same blank look after a bad audition haha

[Metalgearaxel]

No one wants his jelly.

[banuelosEIGHTY7]

iiiii will always looovve youuuuuuu lmfao!! hahahaha

[TheBigkill1]

"i think were top bannana" haha

[BassManDan101]

he's right, i'm not ready for his jelly

[JustDreamingLife]

Gosh I thought he was a girl.

[CogitoErgoSum182]

'my dream is to be able to touch people.........'s hearts' lol creepy church dude i wasn't ready for that jelly

[cinneswonk]

@CogitoErgoSum182 Ohmygod. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I read comments before watching videos and I thought you exaggerated the pause on purpose! XD I laughed out so loud! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[zaidbermamet]

LOL

[TreasureOne]

"Let you go baby" hippity hop! ROFLMAO

[BlackNeko95]

6:33

"Louie, you like it?"

"I think she looks like Madonna :D"

"You think she sounded like Madonna?"

"No. :| "

[nattiemariax]

how FIT was that church coordinator?? he was sooooo bootylicious!!

NOT.

[benswhisky]

Im a church co-ordinator..........and i used to play Olive from On The Buses

[hammytataful]

cheryl is hottest woman i have ever seen in my life

[brookcie1]

@hammytataful her name ruins it for me, my manager is named cheryl. Does NOT work

[jamstrings100]

Why did he sing this crap? I've seen his real singing and he's better than this lol.

[Slimydoom]

Eyebrow lift at 3:55 + choir = I can sleep at peace now, forever.

Its just like that guy took all the shame from the world, and putted it on his back, for us.

[ICantBeFaged]

'the truck driver sings'

'simon's face' o_O

[ICantBeFaged]

chuch co-ordinator...... soo tap that! loool

[MansonLove1988]

Bootylicious will NEVER be the same again! >.<

[MansonLove1988]

Bootylicious will NEVER be the same again! >.<

[takasi1999]

lu lu? first audition when danny calls louies name hahahah lolx

[cookies162]

my sister "oh my, shes a babe!"

me "thats a he..."

[SpeciesXConfused]

He is.....FABULUS!!!

[PartyPrincess4561]

is that what all church co-ordinators sing? LMAOOOOO

[PartyPrincess4561]

i don't think you're ready for this jelly LMFAO.

[adamdude15]

@PartyPrincess4561 ....lube

[wendy25399]

omg losers :o

[afrolatinadamien]

OMG! That church Co-ordinater looks like he rapes little children, he scares me tbh. :/

[MsHabtami]

HAHAHAHA " mark you must know what you just did was absolutely hideous"

[Lisa199797]

I think god would be ashamed of the church co-ordinater

[BenK8319]

"In fact it was... inappropriate" XD

[TheHotShot180]

Symmetry and Ant and Seb FTW!! :)

[Odilwerk]

Cheryll: I think I'd enjoy you at a party, after a couple of drinks.

Damn I need to meet Cheryll and get her pissed :D

[loriandlydi]

2: You want to be able to touch people???

[Ilovenarwhals69]

Haha this was so funny but that last one I thought was good except for the guy singing "reggae" ??

[SerenityCrysweet]

preists def shagged this one ass

[MediaFanatic119]

"Your not bad, but your really bad" lol 1:40

[plopkiuj4]

ohh! hahahaha!

[JadeTubeXx]

The best in x factor was Matt Cardle.

The best in Britains got Talent was probably Twist and Pulse - amazing funny dancers

[bradleyford1999]

my dream is to touch peoples ass with my cock

[SephirothgeneX7]

did the last two guys honestly think they were going to win espically the one on the right, jesus christ in heaven would be laughing at this if he watched it

[RandomEggBopp]

"Do you really think your good? I mean..your not bad, but your really bad." lmfao

[demon007ali]

no..1--- GO AUDITION FOR STEP UP 4!!!

[creamylolo12]

doo i wanna dance with you?? noo.. me no speachky englishh noo .. no kind sir not for me..

[Xavygravy]

that last one... hahahahahaa

[RedgiePaxton]

wow so fucking funny THUMBS UP FOR LAUGHTER!!

[NinjaHotel]

yes from me!!!!

[PopPrincess921]

I love it how they're all dead confident, like, "I will win the X Factor, I will wow the judges.... BLAHBLAHBLAH" then the end result is hideous and the judges are speechless!!

[PukkelpopPokemoke]

Dannii is so attractive

[Nezaable]

Love it when the judges just stare at them in shock lmao :')

[LorenContostavlos]

The first one's just killed the Jackson 5 song!

[CDailey2009]

crazy bad! lol

[Leafygreenmuffin]

They're funny, except for number four. That was just torture.

[kapsi]

The judges just weren't ready for that jelly!

[Adablabla]

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-five."

"Twenty five?"

"Do I look younger...?"

"No."

lol so hard. :)

[msroxy871]

u know what is the most sad thing about people like them?after juding they look suprised they didnt like them,but how they could if they cant sing lol i really feel sory for this people

[kapsi]

The first guy forgot the little propeller on his hat...

[o0oCaRsEyo0o]

I thought that guy mark was a girl thumbs up if you agree

[djfibz]

Mark Gartside is my cousin and i think he is amazing and if i see any bad comment about him God will strike you down dead and if he dont i will kick you fuckin head in because i like to reach out and touch people to ........

[paintballman1987]

the best part whas yet to come for anr & seb. you forgot the last part :-)

[rocksoliddude1]

wasn't even a half out of ten lol

[sephyy135]

THER ARE KINDA GOOD

[janotosinnumeros]

i sometimes think the people who go to these auditions and are this bad, are really joking

[longfootbuddy]

spreading the love

[iamtrash123]

i refuse that theres people like him go and audition on these shows

[costateguise]

Louis disgusted face for the first audition and his arrogant crap comment...made me really laugh...John and Edward?! What the fuck is that lepricorn on?!

[fireflylight1000]

"I think were top banana" Ha Ha......

[belliouse]

alot of time when people passed the audition. That person usually would just sing not dance and sing because 1. that would look stupid 2.it took away ur voice energy 3. ur voice will be shaking

so please ... no dance.

[joey71]

hahaha shit the last part is so friggin funny, im smoking mah weed and im high and i laught so much it almost fucked up my buzz

[Madzho89]

i hate this old judge guy...ugh

[jwilliams575]

#2 looks like a girl

[MusicMistress98]

@jwilliams575 My sentiments exactly!

[iPuntCats]

Usher would love those guys.....

to babysit justin bieper

[nadineroesch]

holy crap......this is so funny....i always wonder......have they no friends or family to tell them the truth?? youre not a singer because you always have won on youre playstation....LOL

[bergkampization]

some of these people must be actors, paid to make an arse out themselves.

[AnnoyingFlamingo]

I thought only California had weird people. 

[99PS3boy]

2:42 lool "My dream is to touch people" more like not thier hearts but to touch them in places were you dont want to know....

[natsmaria]

i think there funny,

but they don't have talent.

[misscheeky12monkey]

what is the song at the end?? x

so funny!!! <33 x

[idotakeliberty]

funny thing is that guy n2 had an ok voice actgualy but everything else was just rediculus

[xMANUTD93x]

@idotakeliberty are you sure?

he couldnt sing loool

[tabbyboo2008]

well what i said well stop it ok: ( so mark garside is so out ok its inbarissing

[tabbyboo2008]

hello the peopls voteing thing i want them stop voting werid stuff...lol zoz

[asskick10]

yeah, but usher is one person

[AVP181]

"Do i look younger :D..." *everyone* "uhhmmm" *Simon* "No"

[deadlyking123]

HOLY hell tht is a man 2:22



[deadlyking123]

HOLY hell tht is a man

[lSaif]

The guy with the tank top at 8:00 was good... the other guy was shit

[EmaShade]

the and guy wasn't really all that bad, but the "p diddy" one was just fuckin' epic lol

[Wyndstarthedruid]

"come on ,move your body, come on move your body", "come explore" ...*lip movement* whoaa. "yeah come on" "woman that i love" "whoa" "yah man" *staring in dissapoint cuz you have finally realized your a tool.

[SamsDailyRoutine]

Lol 2:42 "My dream is to be able to touch people.....s hearts"

[mikeykm1993]

@SamsDailyRoutine LOLOL hes such a creep lol

[Lisa199797]

@SamsDailyRoutine he looked like a woman

[lluill]

hahahahhaahhaa that was so good!

[studionightbird0]

oh god...ripping my hair out on some of these acts...their just to painful to watch xD

[Thatsmeyadckheads]

Mark.. what a dick! :P

[stijn8957]

I really am wondering how people can get themselves so mad to do things like this?

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

LOL the first guys... wtf.

[TheNextProduction]

1:54 i think he was refuring to the bunch , she knows here stuff good ah shes so fit i wanna cum on her face

[mrsbethanylovesyou]

6:15 the hand motions are sexy..........not

[mrsbethanylovesyou]

cheryls face when vicky maxed stared singing haha

[elynab]

that old guy with the long blonde hair looks like that one female that sang on the xfactor where she kept blinking her eyes and knodding at the same time!

[97winnie]

oh-my-god

[GESiCHTSBLASEN]

who calls the song from the second man ?

[SeXcMxRaCer99]

i feel sorry for the judges x''D!!!!

[OjoshieboiiO]

the one that said

i want to touch their hearts

when he says hearts he means kids

[inapproprick]

I loved the androgyneous guy, he was great! and their look in their face after he performed is priceless

[Lozzyy95]

made me lol when dannii just went "urhhhh" then simon just comes and and says no :L x