WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE? [ask josh]

[CGStrawberry]

THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MY 15TH BIRTHAY!!! Ok now that I'm over that...

If I would up as a man I would pee standing up, hit on innocent women, play football that sort of thing!

[partysnoopy999]

i had so much respect for you until you said miley cyrus...

[Xeth247]

Find a way to re-man...immediately...probabl­y by eating lots of bacon, the only source of menergy.

[soullady92]

wtf!! your book in german!

[annabootje]

wow you're quite sexy

[laurazelinski]

I'd love to shower and shave in 10 min!

[SMFortissimo]

Yeah, if I woke up as a man I would cart myself over to the nearest hospital and/or psych ward.

[Excessum117]

He is FAR sexier than the guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[MyKiana1234]

if i woke up as a man i would ask someone to kick me in the balls to see what guys complain about

[TheSinniya]

if i woke up as a guy i would NOT masturbate and rub my chest, i would have some one kick me in the balls to see what the guys are bitching about.oh and who aver posted the post below is either a guy or a complete PERVERT!!!!!!

[ThePeanutbutterbunny]

If I woke up as a guy, I`d masturbate and rub my chest.

[Elizabethtastic]

Was watching for a few "for math nerds" videos and thought about subscribing, but then you said Hank and John inspire you. Subscribed :)

[muffincheesepie]

@Elizabethtastic DFTBA!

[iamacupcakee]

I can't stop starring at your eyes... just sayin.. :)

[SuperCath41st]

hahaha, I just went to my family for christmas and I told my cousin about you ! :D ( because i have your half audio book ) and I told her you looked like the guy in Cloudy with a chance of meat balls . :3

[SuperCookiemuffin]

if i was a man i would get someone to kick me in the "meatballs" :) so i could see which was more painful child birth or being kicked in the meatballs. :)

[ozartehgreat]

if i woke up as a woman, but still had the brain of a man, i would do what everyone else in my situation would do. stand there and play with my boobs all day

[Chubbypuggiekids]

When ever I watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs I ALWAYS come to his channel

[pekenianime]

you said mustachad was creepy but you look hot

[ahphmhnh]

If I woke up as a girl I'd head straight to the hospital.

[chickady12]

i would pee standing....... thats what i would do

[acornkays]

"A whole new worrlddddddddddddddddd~ DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!"

[masterrock1997]

german book yaaaay

[ruthebryant]

you have very blue eyes

[sexyredstar1]

If i woke up as a guy. I'll freak out for about 10 minutes, see what it's like getting hit in the balls, get a blowjob and be nice to girls

[TheTurbanator123]

id fondel my boob all day

[xXpandalovex]

if i woke up as a guy i would be nice to all the girls 

[Mar1juanaForL1fe]

if i woke up as a girl, i would fuck with everyone around

[machadomari1]

If I woke up as a guy I would go eat some cereal.

[funlover452]

if i were a guy when i wake up i would go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[beccatostitos]

if I woke up as a guy? get head.

[Jennabella112]

When he said he's inspired by Hank and John Green, my face honest-to-goodness split in two with a smile. A person I'm inspired by is inspired by OTHER people I'm inspired by! It's like a pyramid of inspiration! Made my day, honestly.

[weezyfcrazy23]

as a girl with the mans mind? feel myself up all day long, nothing else. boobs and vagina ftw

[Joleine28]

Shit, I'm 17

[MCRsuperVAMP]

jack off......all day.....I have no idea why >.>

[MegaWiiFan]

i have another question: why is the book at 0:45 in german???

[zooevicutu]

Pee standing up. Make someone kick me in the balls to see if it really hurts as much as men bitch about.

Hit on chicks, see how hard it really is.

[movon2survive]

@zooevicutu it does not hurt that bad in truth, and it's pretty easy from my point of view

[TheUnrulyKnight]

masturbate and see my dick expel semen

[BellaChan62]

I would probably panic at first and then make my guy friends uncomfortable by flirting with them

[MrMichael5202]

look at my boobies and try to see my vagina even though there harder to see! but i guess the vag would be small cuz im only 9

:D

[NathanaelsFilms]

Here is a hint: "squeeze-squeeze ;D"

[Larieleinchen]

"Bloß nicht fallen" is german!

Can Josh speak german? 

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Hank and John Green. They're also the two people that inspire me the most. DFTBA.

[MrMaruSe]

Josh is 1 legged?

[Larieleinchen]

@MrMaruSe Yes he is.

[godzillalikespie]

wait, there were 9,083 votes cast...

So that means...

the votes were OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

[R4nd0mn33s]

walk shirtless, and eat a lot of food without getting fat.

[MaquillArte]

Love you babe!!!

[sweetnesscera]

I would definitely pee standing up, I would take a 5 minute shower and be complettely clean! I would....run... because Ive always wondered what it feels like to run with all that junk between your legs lol

and..... I would lift heavy objects and open all the jars in my fridge lol

[TheGreenHedgehogx3]

bloß nicht fallen! thats german! i am german:P

[ollytennant]

@Anniehoops9024 No he said "Iraq" as in the war.

[MrSensfan19]

@Anniehoops9024 your an idiot iraq IRAQ

[M1995C]

lol the german version of 'just dont fall'

[dragonflyjuggalette]

i'd be like "mom when did i get a penis?"

[TheCommonRunescaper]

Id hang out some time

[horsegirl98greenpond]

I obsessed with your eyes! <3

[Lerkashi]

OMG HE REALLY LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEAT BALLS 2:09

[JuliaVSJuliaFilms]

I love how Josh never acknowledges how everyone says he's hot. I also love how when go to look at some of the YouTubers that say that, and... they're guys.

[marooroo12]

I have never seen Aladdin... ever

[0005thegirl]

If woke up as the opposite gender (I'm a girl) I would go to a gay nightclub and partaay!

[sadlittlekiller]

well, I'd do the same things I do now cause I'm a tomboy BUT I would have a penis.........

[777mayuri]

I would be thinking omg why does my back hurt.

[DareLoganoSmith]

play with my pussy

[LivAwesomeAmor]

Haha Miley Cyrus

[HarryPotterTrio91]

You're a Nerdfighter? DFTBA!!

:D

[bobo13193]

Hank and John inspire me too

[bobo13193]

I just realised how creepy people are even though they don't mean to be. Like commenting on someones video and just saying that they are attractive and then not commenting on the content of the video is so weird.

[MrThatguyandrew]

Desperately search for a cure.

[baragirl07]

what happened to the JDF video?

[nopnopnopbop]

I'd I woke up as a guy, I would play with my dick.

[LPSGamerGirl]

...you didn't upload a video on the JDF drawings topic :'(

[rayraycrow]

well since i'm a woman and if I was transformed into a man I would pee in a urinal, try on a suit and see how uncomfortable wearing a tie or bowtie is, and see how it is growing out facial hair

[anibioman]

well... with my gender... to damn confusing if i woke up in the body of the opposite sex i would be extremely happy. body of the opposite gender... nothing has changed.

[Equinana]

If I woke up as a guy, I would:

1. Play in the NFL. (Let's assume that if I can change gender overnight, I could also get into the NFL.)

2. Physically build a house. (I know technically a girl could do this too, but stereotypically, a guy would.)

3. Participate in a Civil War Reenactment. (Preferably Gettysburg... and on horseback.)

[XxKERICULLENxX]

You just did what me and my friend always do by mistake while singing Friday you sang Friday by Rebecca Black in the tune of Baby by Justin Bieber :L I loled

[lfrisone]

If I woke up as a girl, I would freak out and call the hospital because people should not be able to spontaneously change genders over night - unless they were mutants who were part frog. Anyone who's seen Jurassic Park knows that there are frogs who can change genders if there is a disproportionate number of males or females.

[laquera640]

@lfrisone also some lizards can as well

[kate9987]

I love how at 0;48 your reading you own book in German :)

[MrsCzechGirl]

So cute colour your eyes ;)

Generaly, you are so sweet person..

[MagicalMansion]

Seeing you "reading" the german version of your book, I wonder wether you speak german. And why your book was translated to german, but to no other language yet?

[pekenianime]

i would try to know what boys just say about me :P

[Zoddca321]

I would, considering I still would have the male mind, have tried to "shclik" and check out how I would have been treated differently

[TheFrizzleGal]

if i woke up as a dude i would try to learn how to understand the male mind

[gypsiecat1]

I would make the nearest man in the room a sandwich.

[rainmillr]

"Did you lose that leg in a rock" may be one of the funniest things you've said on this channel.

Ever.

[laur1813laur]

@rainmillr yes...except he said "did you lose that leg in iraq" ...

[HauntedMusicBox2]

@rainmillr hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha­hha

[lawlol555]

omg the walking dead is an AMAZING show!!!!!!!!!

[steveyodog]

Deviated septum? 

[EsWirdSpaet]

"Bloß nicht fallen" is a poor translation of "Just Don't Fall", who translated your book? A german native speaker would say "Fall bloß nicht!" or "Fall einfach nicht!"

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

oh and god you're eyes are amazing.....

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

josh.. i love you ten million times more for just mentioning the vlogbrothers... 

[MadeOfMetal93]

3 things I would do If I woke up as a woman:

1. Scream!!!!!!!!11

2. Break The Mirror

2. Slap myself and than wake up again XD

[JakeHD1]

Do you have a dog? If you don't do you want one? And if you do what kind do you want?

[janechunggg]

2:10 LOLL

[blackwolves909]

i would see how it would be if i went up to some guys and acted a little more like girls do and also hit on a girl the way all girls want a guy 2 xD (im straight)

also i would see if theres any difference between the way im treated

and i think people meant if you still had the mind of a guy but had the body of a girl... that would be intresting actually i would expect people to treat a woman amputee somehow diffrent :O

[efiLsIcisuM]

YOURS ARE THE SWEETEST EYES I'VE EVER SEEN! (8) My Satine! hahaha

[Rawrr00dino]

awhhh... I'm at least 18 years of age :)

[efiLsIcisuM]

You have the sweetest eyes I've ever SEEN! (8) My Satine! hahaha

[efiLsIcisuM]

You have the sweetest eyes I've ever SEEN! (8)

[steffialiasvodaka]

your book is also avalibel in germmaaaannn?!?!? °°°

[efiLsIcisuM]

@steffialiasvodaka yeah it is

[cheeseandllamas]

If I was a girl, I'd make myself a sandwich and spend the whole day naked.

[1LeiaPrincess]

ahahhahaha you are hillariis, so glad i found your chanel! Many people try to be funny here on youtube but you actually do have a sence of humour!

[Shelbylynnstricklin]

you look so fine with your scruffy beard..

[Cinemaniac96]

If I woke up as a guy, I'd probably try to sing along to like...idk ADTR or TDWP...Then I'd walk around shirtless...:3

oh btw your friday cover, FOR THE WIN XD

[Bratenable]

Why is that book german? ^^

[junnahfamilygirl]

If I woke up as a guy I would first see my junk, pee standing up and go outside without a shirt on. Then...I guess masturbate to know what it feels like.

Just being honest here.

[jchristeniii]

how long does it take you to make each video?

[Frajgun]

a whole new woooooooorld... DONT YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES! :)

[jazjaz130]

The video is MIA! I shall eat you now! It's been a month!

[thegreatunicornio]

If I woke up as a guy... I'd go back to sleep.

[MrsDiasterXX]

Why do you look so amahzingly hot in this video? You have trouble with girls cause you dont look like this all the time (: <33

[brrbell]

If i woke up as a guy, I would probably do the following...

1.freak out

2.try to calm myself from freaking out

3.try to stop my parents from freaking out

4.contact a doctor

[DavidisEpic]

if I woke up as a women...I prob go make a sandwich...

[TheKayshe]

"We should hang out some time." Okay! I'll bring Aladdin...

[Ransomed09]

I LOVE ALADDIN!!!!!!! =D

[jissandra]

if i woke up as a guy.... i;d spazz for a couple seconds. then head out to the gym.

[Star12312312345]

if I woke up as my opposite gender I would pee while standing

[MrTeddytroll]

#FTW



[MrRezanx]

How High #FTW

[jolong227]

Pee standing up. For sure.

[hellyeaitsmaddie]

I would pee my name into the sidewalk.

[SceneMusician]

If I woke up as a man, I would go drive and see what it's like to be stubborn and not care about it.

[MrTheresaable]

If i woke up as i man i would try peeing.

[EmileeTv1993]

You're eyes are amazing...

[BlueLoverFoShizzle]

your eyes remind me of bradley cooper <3

[Enter99199]

1.Love the TV.

2.Love the man's eyecolour!

[xfashionista1993x]

miley cyrus? reallyy??

[lucasgurl14]

Im sorry, Why Miley Cyrus?????????????

[Polarbear8965]

hes hot. like bradley cooper hot.

[TheAcetrainer1]

I like the dog photo :))

[Korcoe]

girls point of view of being a guy:

1. look at abs

2. work out to get better abs

3. skinny jeans

guys point of view of being a girl:

1. Find a way to transform to a guy

[MissxCatastrophy]

i enjoy your facial hair (:

[yushigo12]

If I woke up being a girl or a women....

1.)Go to the club find a hot girl....

2.)Do a lesbian sex.....

[Breezygirl789]

How do you do video cloning? Thumbs up if want to know too!

[dirtgrl1345]

ha ha if I woke up and was a boy some things I would do are:

1. Go to the bathroom

2. You know I would need to explore sexually as bad as it sounds I am curious

3. I would ake a girl out and show her how romantic a guy to be

[nirupama979]

i totally just realized that your eyes are such a bright blue!!

[H3artsShadow]

If I woke up as a girl I would try to masturbate

[TheShortyJasmine]

HOLLY HOT!

You look freaking gorgeous in this video!!!

not that u not in ur other videos<3

[caddog0sugar]

I can't stop staring at your eyes! Holy cow, I've never seen such blue eyes!

[misslazybum101]

1. scream

2.check if i have abs

3.start dancing

4.....eat braeckfast

[Blackcat0207]

HOLY SHIT you look exactly like that cartoon character!!!

[tieshamomiesha]

lovin' the stubble

[CondemnedByCookies]

Hello sexy scruff!! lol

[TimmyFellDownTheWell]

omg you're his twin lmao

[Eskayouenkay]

Your facial hair just made you even hotter!

...and I didn't even know you could get hotter!

[anabanana0301]

A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!! and I don't know on how many of your videos I posted this, but your eyes are SO SO SO SO SO SO GORGEOUS!!!

[passion4hockey14]

curious as to why your girl NEEDS confidence but you admit to having not so much yourself?

[passion4hockey14]

@passion4hockey14 oops I think I answered my own question.. Is it that you just admit to having less confidence with the ladies?

[louiselannen123]

if i were the opposite sex ( a guy as i am a female ) i would go into a guys changing rooms to see what they talk about

[hollysheadspace]

Firstly i would scream. Secondly i would go around ugging girls (because i would be waking up as a boy) because girls love being hugged by guys and it would be very awkward for that boy when they recieve their body again :D

[DellOlio93]

i agree with Reba McEntire's song "If I Were a Boy". Check it out.

[brahmancheerleader1]

omg you are sooo completely handsome in this video =] i love the edgy look

[souporcera]

O.O id wanna pee on a tree.... just cuz as a female i cannot pee on a tree unless i have a funnel... and i dont regularly carry a funnel with me where ever i go nor would i basically strip down completely just to pee with a funnel. i rekon peeing as a fella would be easier.

[ttizzle0]

look at my boobies lol jk

[smexiichic911]

awhh he looks like ryan gosling xD

[Allistair87]

you look like the guy from garfield XD

[DreaminSusan]

I think that if i was a guy i'd.....grr I can't think when those blue eyes are look at me!

[TheQandAman01]

I would SCREAM!!!!!

[suzlbar]

id say holy shit what the *&*&&* happened to me while i was sleeping

[Holunderbaerchen]

you are soooooo hot! :O

[liljorker]

But I'm not human...

[xXxRyuuzaki]

If i woke up as a girl. I WOULD watch this video again. so i could switch genders again after i felt how it feels to MASTURBOATE(Masturbate) As a girl

[hermionethesmartical]

John and Hank inspire me too!!!:)

[1891VIC]

If I woke up as a women i would scream in fear real loud, an after that i would check out if i have big boobs : ))

[Alliem26]

Blue eyes <3 (:

[WolleCW]

Holy frick!There is a german Version of your book? (you hold one in the car) I'm totally goin to get me one :) Chris from Germany

P.S. We DO should hang out sometime ;)

[BlackLupinLove]

you look good with facial hair. ^.^