Internet Dating Tips

[MasterDarkarbiter]

The L word is about 20 times less serious than the M word though.

Not even comprable.

I mean there's maybe maybe joking about getting married or maybe "you're the kinda person I always wanted to marry" but not like "I wanna marry you". That'd just be fucked. Very amusing video.

Personally have met 5 chicks off the net and it's actually gone incredibly well (and since you probably won't be visiting my profile I'm 16 btw).

[AngryAussie]

You're busy ;)

[vickiormindyb]

Why don't people want to get married? If they're going to go to all the trouble of living together, why wouldn't marriage be the next logical step?

If marriage ISN'T the next step, what's the point of living together?

Sorry if it sounds goody-two shoes, but I really don't understand the point of living together but never intending to marry the person.

I lived with a guy for years, and he dumped me for a woman he'd known for one month. Then married her 5 months later.

[AngryAussie]

Marriage is an institution not everybody agrees with.

[suonatar1]

I've met two nice guys online but in real I've met only one of them. It took me 4 dates to find out he really is a pig. Though I think chances of meeting asshole are the same online as in real life.

I guess the problem is that most of the great guys are already held tight by their ladies.

:)

[AngryAussie]

Speaking personally, I think that's true :)

[ScarlettKitsune]

If you're female and you go in a chat room, you don't usually get as far as 'how big are your tits?' as question 3... in fact, that's probably some of the more polite fellows I have come across. You find that most of them go straight to 'you, me, sex now plz!' DISTURBING. ¬_¬

[AngryAussie]

Sad little boys.

[xxKOOLLKATGIRLxx]

omg i had 3 bfs over the internet and after the 3rd one i was like screw it online datin suxs *shivers* pervs 2 of them tg it dint last more then 3 days

[AngryAussie]

It's probably more a case that those guys in general sucked rather than net dating being the problem.

[xxKOOLLKATGIRLxx]

yeah maybe

[ZSwordProductions]

Hey Mr. Angry, remember back when chat sites and things used to be pretty cool? I hate how it's all gone to Hell.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, I had a few years enjoying IRC in the 90s before it was destroyed.

[fezzinater]

ur on crack nigga

[AngryAussie]

No I'm not.  Oh, wait...

[fezzinater]

man i like you LMAO the internet would of sucked then so you mut of like talked once a day

[AngryAussie]

It was all email back in the day.

[fezzinater]

yea i can see that man i van even see and i understand the internet dating thing my girl now is from like 6 hours away and yea i know not to be an ass hole and no i dont do the really nice things she likes me for me and iv see her boobs:D

[Yewro2000]

Online Dating started by Gay guys...

[Elk4758]

Brilliant (And I don't mean that sarcastically).

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[AngryAussie]

Same here - together for 2 and 1/2 years!

[Lotusama]

You're very right. I'm happy to say my brother met his fiancee' online, but they did take it slow. They knew each other for 2 years before getting engaged.:) You rock!

[AngryAussie]

That sounds like a sensible, balanced approach.

[fallintoearth]

Hmmmm obvious advice given in an entertaining way - i'd date you - not if with or without the mask - lmao at write poetry (if you want) women love it ha ha

[AngryAussie]

I've seen it work ;)

[fornow100000]

..thanks angryaussie...please make more :)

[AngryAussie]

I will :)

[DMcLean1989]

what's with the face paint dude?

[AngryAussie]

It's a mask. Just a character I do.

[KinaSayuri]

thanks, i will think about the fat sweaty murderer when i online date next time :)

[AngryAussie]

I live to serve :)

[conmech]

haha funny as always.

5 stars...

"the axe murderer"

[RoboRHODES]

RECIEVING MESSAGE.......DOWNLOADING INFO.....THANK you AngryAussie i will store this in my data bansk for future refference....transmission over.....

[AngryAussie]

You really should catch up with the blogging bot.

[rampareg]

where do you live mr. Angry?

greetz,

ra 'axe murderer; mpareg

[AngryAussie]

Hmmm, I wish I knew my worst enemy's address, I'd give that out.

[ITS370H55V3W]

Internet dating? omg no, dont do it. I have a pet internet stalker though, words like Goooooooo Awayyyyy dont get through to him, so I have to be even blunter than that. No way would I ever date someone off the net. Weirdos doesnt ever cover the description of some of the guys I have chatted to.

[AngryAussie]

Sad but true, it's freak central.

[curt344]

These are very important pieces of advice, and you'd think that such common sense wouldn't be so UNcommon.

Anyway, I have to run now. I'm expecting someone with the user name SexyAxeMurder4U to show up at my door any minute now. Apparently this person is very wealthy - CAN'T WAIT!!

[AngryAussie]

Awesome! Sounds like you're well in there - should be an exciting night.

[RiverBirch1967]

hahahahaaa!!! What a great comment. heheeee.

[curt344]

This date isn't turning out the way I'd hoped. 5 days later and I'm stuck at the bottom of a dark well being ordered to put the lotion in the basket... HELP!!

[RiverBirch1967]

After this comment, I just HAD to subscribe to you.

[AngryAussie]

I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

[AngryAussie]

Or else it gets the hose again!

[brainfuzz]

more tips!

you should search youtube for other "online dating tips" videos. there's some doozies out there, just ripe for mockery :)

[AngryAussie]

I noticed that! I think they deserve a little mockery.

[SlappyThePenguin]

Thank God I'm married & don't have to face that whole dating thing anymore. I couldn't imagine dating on line, chatting with someone who seems to be your perfect person to finally find out that instead of being a rich 25 year old underwear model named Cindy, you were in fact talking to a guy named Bill who runs the hardware store on Wingewarra Street Dubbo & the only truth was that he was only wearing a G-string from the Elle MacPherson underwear range. Is that turning you on Nobeerforyou?

[Dauphinplayer]

nooo a worse thing is the 25 year old underwear model is actually a 15 year old insecure woman that is trying to make her parents mad. Danger! Danger! Run Away!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

That is a very very bad situation to get into!

[AngryAussie]

The mention of Wingewarra st is turning me on...

[SlappyThePenguin]

Had a feeling Wingewarra Street would get you a little exited, glad the guy in the G-string didn't.....or did it?

[SlappyThePenguin]

*excited*

[AngryAussie]

It depends, was it... tight?

BTW, my mum grew up on Wingewarra St.

[SlappyThePenguin]

I stayed in a motel on Wingewarra street years ago, forget the name of the establishment, but it wasn't a bad spot. Ah... memories.

[AngryAussie]

My brother was on a sporting team called "The Wingewarriors"

[princessFig]

I LOVE you, ya wanna get married??!!! lol goodness some girls are dumb....

[AngryAussie]

I think my current paramour would object to me accepting.

[LegateTeran]

did you do this vid from my suggestion?

[AngryAussie]

Sure did, you gave me the idea and UnSweet's vid gave me the final push.

[segamal]

I feel yet again so informed .. thanks AngryAussie!

[AngryAussie]

I live to inform.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks mate, I'm speaking from experience.

[MichaelFrankel]

Good tips. I've met a few women on line and had some nice dates. It is a good way to meet people, but people (especially women) really need to watch out.

[AngryAussie]

I don't think you have to watch out more than usual but some people switch their brains off with online dating. Not a good idea.

[MichaelFrankel]

Exactly! They trust people they meet online more than they would somebody in a bar and they divulge way too much personal information.

[AngryAussie]

Mind you, some people trust a person they meet in a bar waaaaaay too much.

[MokongX3M]

It's not really that most guys act like assholes, it's more to do with the fact that most of us are just idiots :p

[AngryAussie]

I've seen the evidence over and over again.

[killison]

FIVESTAR HAR HAR!!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[shadowshian]

that was actually intresting. i suppose you know how much time IT studies take to even consider dating scene.

[AngryAussie]

I could write a thesis.

[KaiToTheN]

internet dating.... nothing for me.... in my head i can nearly hear the boring yologger say "internet dating is for losers!!" :D :D :D

nice video, mr angry!

[AngryAussie]

Awesome idea! The boring yologger's thoughts on internet dating are coming!

[RandomEdd]

Angry Dating Expert, cool, but myself have never meet a girl online. Meet my girlfriend when i was in Toronto back in October.

[AngryAussie]

Whatever works for you is good.

[Dauphinplayer]

i met this one girl online. She ordered 1 of those big-fancy-girly drinks. We talk then I go to the bathroom. When I get back, she had ordered 2 more of those big-fancy-girly drinks while I was gone. And she "forgot" her wallet. So yea ladies out there, if you want a second date, don't order a whole bunch of drinks without askin us first. (btw those drinks don't have much alcohol but they are still 7-8 bucks...weird.

[KaiToTheN]

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<b>yes, i made this one just for you ^^)</b>

[Dauphinplayer]

LOL

[AngryAussie]

That's a good point, extravagance from a lady on a first date will generate negativity in a man.

[Dauphinplayer]

You use too many big words.....I'm an american. lol.

[SlappyThePenguin]

A very talented American.

[AngryAussie]

You can learn :)

[SlappyThePenguin]

No, attention span is too short. Prefer to watch/listen to someone like Dauphinplayer, my attention span can handle that...just.

[AngryAussie]

That's why I try to keep my videos short ;)

[SlappyThePenguin]

Thanks mate, oyu're always thinking about the other guy. Your generosity knows no bounds.

[SlappyThePenguin]

*you're* my fingers haven't woken up yet. Go to work you bludger.

[AngryAussie]

I'm at work. It's called skiving.

[SlappyThePenguin]

I'm at work too. I call it You Tubing on the bosses tab.

Skiving???

[AngryAussie]

Skiving is a slang term for dodging work.

[SlappyThePenguin]

Thanks mate, I say again, you're always looking out for the other guy.

[AngryAussie]

I do try.

[Unsweet]

Aw, I LOVE the "F and O" words, though!

I'm still cryin', but it's from effing laughter.

On the serious end of things, this was all fabulous advice, and mixing it with humor as you do, people'll be more apt to FOLLOW it, in my opinion. Much better stated than my "tips", that's for sure. XD

I'm really excited to hear more from you on this topic -- "Mr. Angry's Internet Dating Secrets" -- yet another gem.

<3 -[unsweet]

P.S.: My address is 64--I MEAN, UH...

[AngryAussie]

They're good words in the right context ;) And I guess I could be convinced to divulge some more tips.