The Grumpy Dump Truck

[yarstar138]

i love lesbos....

[Axeo19]

Hahaha maybe someon needs to clean you out Justine xD

[Jehcbit]

DUMP TRUCKS DONT TALK GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[damienloore]

I'm on the train gettin funny looks cos this is funny and I'm laffin out loud..... Deal with it!

[silenthillmaster755]

lololol "it commited man slaughter i dontn know why you identify with it"

[madeyoulook16]

Justine is the grumpy to that dump truck..... So just leave the dang thing alone..... Retards!!!!

[LoveAndLacey]

sounds like the "childrens" book, Sylvester and the Magic Pebble, is perfect for you!

[johannaaight]

Tonjes is so fucking hot. You guys are so funny

[tchrbyday]

By far my favourite video yet! :)

[jasoncostellofan]

Ur Ace !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Zelda107010]

ya know their is this christmass kids book all about some random storyes you think are gona be a happy ending and then sudenly they make th ending sad and stuff.:)

[SuperKaitie333]

"It's not Harry Potter, but it'll do."

I love these children^^

[ThunderBoom9709]

@1:38 JPmetz says f**k...

[alwaysapathetic2]

I love the way she shouts baloney at me.

[HorrorFANtastic15]

 "Yeah that dosn't look like the face of a killer or anything"----> O□O .

hahaha

[JoeyTheGirl33]

I've never been picked for KMA comments, but. . . I just keep commenting. Hoping. That one day you'll frown down upon me and give me the supreme honor of acknowledging me.

[chadberry75]

WHAT ABOUT...HELGA THE HORNEY HELICOPTER..

[shelbycan]

Hahahah Tonjes in the background "This is fun!! You can help us in our garden!!"

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

omg I NEED to be friends with you guys

[ColossusShade]

so basically, if you get all the sand out of your vagina you won't be so grupmpy all of the time.

: D

[beatlesbabe1019]

Jpmetz, please allow me to bow down to you.

[JJsmission]

EVERYTHING IS THE PITS!!!

[himitsudaydreamer]

I was having the most horrifyingly depressing day and I just saw your video for the first time and I feel great now! Im going to get this book for my boyfriend and tear out the happy ending. His reaction? "They made a book about you!" lmao

[firefwi]

Did she say a Dumpy Grump truck at the end? LOL

[xxashleeeyyy]

Wait till you read..'Everyone Farts' or 'Everyone Poops'...by Taro Gomi.

[Ttoby89]

Justine is like a telephone way back when. Every major city should have one!

[Raikoue]

THIS SUPERPOINTS CODE IS WORTH 100 POINTS:

cu0u2z

Use it while you can!

wwwsuperpointscom

[SwtKiwi00]

bah

[TiffanyMunro]

Read "Go the Fuck to Sleep" ... please.

[SelenaLuvsMj57]

@TiffanyMunro she did read it.. she made a video it hecka funny

[Tomk33us]

I was hoping this would be a re-make of "2 girls and 1 cup".

[rockies113377]

You and Meghan are the best couple on youtube!

[rockies113377]

This is my favorite video ever! It makes me laugh every single time i watch it!

[JPMinion]

I fucking love that dumptruck.

[68koolkitty]

Please come read me a bedtime story XD

[alien123pred]

She responded to me on both accounts? HOW WAS I LIVING MY LIFE BEFORE?

[MissFineShine]

HAHAHAAHAHA

[MaddyMayLoveYou]

JPmetz Is My Life- You give me a meaning for being here.

[xoxshootinstarxox]

I'm gonna buy that book and tear out the ending.

[wiitard5053]

I love jpmetz and I love Meghan Tonjes! That makes this video double awesome!

[penatibusx]

I wanna do bad things to you, babe.

[LeeJonesLuvsU]

For a moment there I thought you said she wants to go to bed because she's horny.

[noalg]

sounds like the lion and the mouse........

[jacobswolfgirl112]

I wish you were here in my room. Because then you'd be here in my room.

[themushroombeast]

Justine, are you related to Yoda? Cos Yodalicious ;)

[Bessameculo]

My axle is itchy, maybe I have worms.

[MusicBertrand]

Im also grumpy

[Iwuzhere321]

I think you should read/review "My beautiful Mommy"

[GrrlyGore]

TEAM GRUMPY DUMPTRUCK!

screw that porcupine.

[Janiemm]

that IS what a woman would do, Meghan. At least thats what i do.

[whisperdeviant]

i just spelled jpmetz "jpmets"...i feel like i have sinned....

[shootmyStarrs]

Meghan Tonjes is being adorable .

afajdsklfsjdklf

[usernameT916]

IT'S A HEDGEHOG, GOD DANG IT A HEDGEHOG!

[rockstarvanny]

why don't you have a crown yet?

[jordan1928jjr]

This is fun!

[TaylorTheWall]

I want to buy this book so bad, but rip out the final pages.

[Op3d]

At first, I thought you wrote that book yourself

[jennyjoe798]

Gah...I hate it when my axle itches!!! And it's never a good thing to be mean to the backhoe!!! :)

[euphoriacc]

Good stuff

[Jimplicit]

You are fantastic.

That book sends a bad message. In the end Bertrand's awful behavior is justified by all the shit in his tire. I don't care how much shit you have in your tire. It's no excuse for being an asshole.

[KickingGeese]

@Jimplicit good point!

[amaterasu18inu]

We live in the same NJ Area! I hope I run into you. I'd totally buy you some kawfee!

[korrupted86]

My husband thinks you're hot.

[FumaricAcid]

I want to write a childerns book now called "The Very Grumpy JPMETZ"

[TheEightysmusiclover]

lol, love this

[SamBamKablaam]

Dying.

[xxchloesweet5xx]

THIS IS FUN!!

[sloaneadriana]

i think its a hedge hog...

[justlookatmylife]

they spelled bologna wrong.



[pepermint26]

I'm not kissing your ass

don't get me wrong, I'd love to! but I had stomach ache and when I watched your video it stoped

[MzzKottonKandy]

dumpy grump truck

[SeaSireness]

all abord the fail truck

[Angelchinkyy]

Tum-de-dum

[loeg78]

when she said balogna i thought she said blow me..lol

[AliciaMW307]

Jpmetz - Harry Potter

[ROY0666]

Justine? you are MY grumpy damn dump truck <3

[tolo912]

"its no harry potter but it'll do" Haha priceless

[mrdjbystedt]

I like the part where jpmetz friend puts her hand up to speak . . . well trained Justine, well trained.

[ChrmdLvr94]

you should play bertrand in the made for tv movie of The Grumpy Dumptruck

[mercedesyay]

about 80% of viewers googled the differences between porcupines and hedgehogs......JPMETZ officially inspires education!!

[xxcrazy4evaxx]

DAMN YOU HAPPY ENDING !!!!!

[BassActor7]

Wait...does this remind anyone else of the "Grumpy's" truck from her DC video?

[xDINOxSEXxRAWRx]

will you be my mommy, JPMETZ?

[hmjolley]

I am contacting the publishers to complain about the ending. Look for a new grumpy version on shelves soon.

[Raian707]

I think JPMetz should write children's books. 

[m0tts]

Dumpy grump truck.

[xoxJustAGirlxox]

stupid happy endings!

[wonderwomyn360]

Wow...that was the worst ending since 'The Village'.  It was good up until Helpy-Helper-Pants decided to intervene...what an ass-hat!

[xtrememayhem]

If you compare yourself to the book perhaps youre just looking for is a foot massage x D

[HTLYI19]

You both are so pretty! Lucky Bitches! lol

[tarantarans]

Happy endings should be banned!!! I started a petition to ban this book from all the bookstores in the U.S.. Who's gonna sign?

[onidead]

damn, let's date!

[Spaceydoodle]

his axel was itchy? that's hilarious. :)

[JepMcFly]

"IS THIS HOW YOU MAKE A PAYCHECK?"

[saachica07]

tell her to go the f*ck to sleep

[weirdbagel]

@saachica07 clever

[caitlinkriewall]

Justine, you are my dumpy grump truck.. And in my happy ending, we can 'Grump, Grump, Grump' around all day long.

[RaeStuff2]

i like it when you two do videos together :)

[MsTally01]

Justine, you should write a book! i would definitely buy it.

[roanzes]

Why are you reading this? SCROLL UP AND WATCH JUSTINE, MORON.

[audrey1974]

LOVE IT! Wish you could come & read it to my class.

[0MGTayTayGurl]

What's this video about again? I forgot while bathing in Justine's glory.

[fbseugvfusbfkj]

GOD MEGHAN IS SO HAPPY AND CUTE GIRL AND YOU ARE SO EVIL AND GRUMPY =(

[RecycledBodyParts]

I love how you always manage to find a kids book, and make FAR more entertaining than I'd ever imagine it could be

[thevoidbender]

If only it didn't have such a stupid ending....you should write a kids book! :D

[thevoidbender]

I love how happy you look while reading this, finally a book pretty much JPMetz approved. :D <3 Your Loyal Minion.

[lovelylexoliciousx]

If jpmetz likes dirt, then i like dirt.

[soundlyawake]

"I want a happy ending." Sure you do.

[xAlyssaGoesRAWRx]

@soundlyawake lmao I just realized who it was that posted this <3 excitinnngg!

[SideKickSaba]

meghan is SO CUTE <3

[1AussieInJapan]

Meghan was wrong, the porcupine is not lying down at 2:14, she's standing up looking up at the dump truck, so we're seeing her from the dump truck's perspective. Love it when you read children's books Justine, you make them so much better. You should write your own children's book.

[TheCelibatepornstars]

i can has both of you for a week of fun we can make a book of it

[SamsGlitteryCarnival]

Hedgehog is what Meagan was thinking of

[samettinen]

Jpmetz on paras.

^That's Finnish and it means: Jpmetz is the best :)

[ishnostalkerX3]

How are you able to give off a magnetic force that attracts us to view your beauty?

[emu168]

JPMetz doesn't read books....the books read her

[XRawrXFearXMeX1]

I got into a fight with my mom over who gets to watch your new video first.

[missolivia]

Bah!!

[Maryhadalittlelamb89]

that was definetly a hedgehog

[winterlover89]

best book ever!

[eeedel]

I wanna slam my porcupine into jpmetz's grumpy dumptruck <3

[helxig]

Looks like Meaghan the porcupine will have to pull a bunch of shit outta Justine's ass for her to be happy. Please don't pull anything out. We like her the way she is.

[DJbirfday]

Justine. You are the Dumpy Grump Truck

[midgetsbatheme]

i was listening to the video while washing the dishes, and i thought the dump truck said BLOW ME instead of baloney

[nighthawknina86]

hahahahahaah "my axel is itchy" just set me into the biggest giggle fit ever!

[dabubbsta1]

I've listened to this every night before bed since it was posted :3

[crazylatingirl94]

@dabubbsta1 it was posted yesterday ...

[Duckydust]

@dabubbsta1 all one nights? im just saying.

[dabubbsta1]

@Duckydust Yea xD

I said that because I plan on doing it every night for a while. I love this story and the way she reads it!

P.S. It was two nights.

[katelovesfrenchtoast]

LMAOOOOO best read-aloud everrr!! so realistic the frig

[slygirls09]

hahhah loe it

[servbot27]

Hey JP can you read us a story more often? Your voice is so soothing I fell in and out of consciousness. Ive never felt so relaxed. If it is any consolation the dump truck dumped all over their garden.

[MegaRams182]

SHE SMILES!!!!

[SuperPrismatic]

You brighten my day.

[crickyheffy]

Justine, Meghan, hooray!

[racewalk17]

JPMETZ IS THE GRUMPY DUMP TRUCK!

[Rockdweller89]

Are you sure you didn't write this book or is your name at least in the dedication...??? If not there is a problem...lol

[oOSugarHolicOo]

"They wanna know what happens to Bertrand" xD

[ZMacDougall]

lol, people are right, you should write books for children, the world would be a better place with you shaping the minds of small innocent children :D

[mrXlaughteR]

Hedgehog....

[cinerdy]

Meghan sounds more excited than a seven-year old. <3

[horseeegurl87]

Dumpy Gumptruck

[habeebee27]

I want to have 11 clones of myself so the 12 of us could be your apostles.

[OccasionalVlogger]

I think you should of read Go The F*ck To Sleep to Meghan lol :P

[minmin71395]

You are adorable, Megan

[nikeeweston]

It's a hedgehog

[sobo331]

we all know you wrote that book

[myworditslydia]

If JPMetz was a dump truck, she would be a grump truck.

[NyyyanCat]

@myworditslydia And beautiful :P

[Crerusha]

"The Grumpy Dumpy Truck"

Yayyyyyy

(Slams book while screaming children say yay comes off) lol

[ninetaledj]

lmao. "This is funnnn"

[SirDanyo]

You are the wind beneath my wings.

[THEeeeell]

can you read more bedtime stories?

[youxdumbxpeople]

Hedgehog

[dbdii]

@youxdumbxpeople If JPMETZ says it's a porcupine, then it's a frickin' porcupine!

[rosequartz147]

You should really have your own show. 

[makito8best7]

You should clone yourself and rule the world

[ShinyBlackNails]

Happy endings just ruin my mood.

[Covening]

you need to read "its a book" or something.

[SarahMonkay]

You need to read The Stinky Cheese Man & Other Fairly Stupid Tales.

[locologan187]

your grins in this video are cute.

[sendtomissy5]

gosh I hate when my axle is itchy.

Meghan 1:38 the word you couldn't find was hedge hog

[rahlewis63]

IN the beginning God created the heaven and the earth ( and Justine :")

[joshuamvlog]

When Jpmetz wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.

[hckyplyr143]

lmfao! hate happy endings.

[N2BnThin]

I LIKE HER!

[pippsful]

If Helen of Troy looked like you, she would have launched 100,000 ships

[kevinbrueck]

You need to read more bedtime stories to other youtubers. This was really funny.

[pepermint26]

rip of the last pages