Elyse's Rant: Full Version

[darkhope2]

elyse i love u and ur bad ass self.....u keep it real and are both bark and bite not like these other girls....u can say watever the hell u want and have the talent to back it up.....ur the fucking best elyse!!!!!

[TheJpadz]

God dammit i miss elyse they should've brought her back for the all stars.

[NikkiC2208]

Lol she is so fucking kick ass, she's my ultimate favorite from the series

[vanitybenevolent]

bwahaha the infamous confessional! luv it <3

[smargeurite]

I love Elyse!

[Contremax]

I love who she says "What else" :D

[bolodearroz]

i just LOVE the "i've had enough of you" part <3

[chemutu]

I love the rant she dedicate to jay! those snobby fashion people who only knows nothing about strutting and look pretty needs to be taught something more in life!!!

[chemutu]

I love the whole antm show, but I love elyse more! Maybe because she's smart and all she thinks modelling is the easiest job..It could be right though...I think Tyra is making it a huge deal out of it so fashion people don't seem dumb..hahaa

[aku192]

BEST RANT EVER!!! LOL

[ghostcar]

I'm so in love with her, I'll never meet her, and I have no idea why I'm writing this, maybe cause it's so late, and she is so brilliant, this girl can see right through all that bullshit - I guess that's it. Her insight jams. Thank you Elyse for being alive.

[chemutu]

@ghostcar that's what we have when we clash smart people and shallow media oriented attention seeking people.. XD elyse rocks!

[194jms]

I think Elyse should have been the winner of cycle 1. But I also think she became irrational and went too far here when she hated on Miss Jay just for saying that medical school is a lot of work.

[NoMoreBubbleGum1]

Okay Elyse, you are a stupid, worthless, dip shit. U want 2 be a doctor, right? So go to Med. School, don't apply for Top Model. Reality Check honey, on top model you become a model (duh) not a doctor, stupid!!! You where just a waste of time, allot of other girls would have wanted to be in your place and they didn't. So next time you want to become a doctor, just go to med. school. Not only are you foolish not to believe in God, but also to apply for top model when u want to be a doctor.

[atseatse]

@NoMoreBubbleGum1 good comments! Elyse sux so bad as a model in Hong Kong and Asia.

[shopaholic472]

@Amritalights they did robin was horrible to her the entire time and they also said mean things about her having an eating disorder

[TheSuirad]

lmao 1:08

[Babaziba]

Elyse rocks. Honesty is a breath of fresh air on that show.

[ilovecorn97]

whenever im pissed i listen to this

[xxpreppyvolleychicxx]

for me,ANTM Cycle 1 was like the BEST season ever!!!!!!!!! i missss them soooooo muuuuuch!:'/ <3

[latelykatie]

Let me fucking die. You... you bitches.

AHAHAHAHA I love her.



[melloslash]

Cycle 1 was the awesome... I miss people elyse!

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Elyse and Jade are probably the most memorable models to me. Although Elyse seemed like someone I could actually get along with while Jade was a delusional crazy person.

[89dforce]

she is absolutely right!!And not at all mean.

Glad to see a girl speaking her mind in a show like this, all these talent shows want from contestants to tolerate stupidity in every form.

I think this costed her the winning prize, she really talked like that about the bible in America? I love her.

[sdashiel]

ELYSE SEWELL, I F*CKING LOVE YOU.

[mynvision]

I do like Elyse and Adrianne...I was sad to read about their falling out (and that it was Elyse who did the alleged back stabbing).

[groovintx]

This is definitely my favorite moment ever in reality television. Love her.

[retortme]

I love you Elyse Sewell.

[crossedfaked]

I LOVE THIS GIRL!

[freakinawesomeguy32]

am i the only person that doesn't understand the quote "it takes a fucking ass to cover every seat" can someone please explain..

[DontGoQuietly]

Basically, it takes someone to everything. Miss Jay basically insinuated Elyse was uppity for wanting to be a doctor, but Elyse's point is that the world needs doctors.

[LLLookAtYouHacker]

Elyse, you rock. 

[FokTop]

I fucking LOVE Elyse. She was my favourite before I saw this full rant and I love her a million times more.

Funnily enough, I think she's also one of the most successful out of all of the contestants from all of the cycles.

Smart, funny, pretty, and just overall kickass. She just pwned the shit out of everyone in less than two minutes. That's some serious skill.

[sarkizmutafyan]

All of those motherfucking bitch ass whores got owned!!! ROFL

[rockerchica13]

it takes a fucking ass to cover every seat, you shitslice...best line ever.

[1480mathias]

@rockerchica13 But I don't really get the meaning of this sentence...In this context...Could you explain to me please, rockerchica ?

[rockerchica13]

@1480mathias i think she's basically saying that not everyone can be obsessed with fashion the way the contestants are, so you shouldn't judge people who want to do something different. just because people want to do something else doesn't mean they're interests are less than yours. Elyse is interested in medicine, and because fashion is not her ENTIRE LIFE, Jay looks down on her. she's saying it takes one person for every interest or profession. we all shouldn't be obsessed with the same thing.

[rockerchica13]

@1480mathias does that make any sense?

[1480mathias]

@rockerchica13 Definitly ! Thaaaaaaanks ! :-)

[rockerchica13]

@1480mathias no problemo :)

[centralviva]

hahaha best contestant in ANTM history

[seventeenboi]

elyse is the best!

[PrincessGlowingStar]

I think my respect for Elyse has just increased GREATLY. :D

Love her! <3

[ThatsSoKirby]

I love how she called Miss J a shitslice. Bitch is so fierce.  <3

[seventeenboi]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!

[spionnumber007]

i love her!! the best thing at the end: YOU.::BITCHES!!!!HAHAH

[anothermistake]

:3 Funniest video I've seen all day.

[mauderated]

Best ANTM contestant ever. I f-love her.

[SonniesOriginals]

Loved the ending.

*annoyed face*

Bitches.

*walks away*

[Luvie1980]

Where is Elyse now?

[ctin1516]

@Luvie1980 she stopped modeling for a while already , by the way , many asians know her and she is successful in Asia

[maddie47rox]

I love Elyse. I can't believe she didn't win! :@

[chemutu]

@maddie47rox Tyra cuts everyone who goes against her..she loves to keep the ass-kiss girls more than the smart and outspoken ones =_=

[SunsetRainbow27]

LMAO this cracked me up :D

[themavsfan1992]

I remember watching this with my sister, this was too funny.

[bernardmarianovella]

she was great

[gotactical]

haha ending was kickass. Elyse you fucking rule!

[metalikguyi]

You bitches!

[scabbedwings44]

"Giselle, you fucking worthless cunt" wow lmao

[AntmILoveYou]

Just like Ren!

[ctin1516]

@AntmILoveYou Elyse is better than Ren

[LuniaVideo]

Anyone notice how "beat up" and rough around the edges all the girls from the early cycles looked?

It's like they literally plucked girls off the street and threw them in front of a camera. (Even thought that is what they technically do.)

[rockerchica13]

@LuniaVideo haha yeah but it was definitely the best season because it was so much more genuine than the new ones. they're supposed to be kind of rough around the edges, not look like models when they're first start. that's the point of the show.

[LuniaVideo]

@rockerchica13 True, but if any of these girls walked into an agency looking like that, they would have been turned away immediately. The only exception being Elyse and maybe Shannon (as much as I dislike her.)

The show was so low-budget back then XD

[rockerchica13]

@LuniaVideo haha yeah but i liked it...it was sooo much more interesting haha. but i definitely agree that Elyse and Shannon would've been the only ones to walk into a modeling agency and not be turned away. i mean adrian won, and she was an utter disaster when she first went on the show. one of THE MOST beat up girls on the show ever lol. she never would've made it in a regular modeling agency.

[pusssssyyyyyy]

BAHHA i love this! cycle one is just THE best. i loved adrianne and elyse in this.

[Vicalanis]

Om my god I love Elyse. However, I don't get that line : "It takes a f***ing ass to cover every seat, you shitslice" Is it an American slang/saying or something? I really want to know it, please anwser me :)

[LisaSimpsonRules1st]

@MOONFACEx2

[EddieTomb]

My God I ***LOVE*** Elyse....seeing these clips really takes me back. I hate reality TV and Tyra Banks, but I can't help it, I love Top Model, and Elyse is the main thing which got me into it....So smart, so funny, so beautiful....

It's weird, a lot of reality show people who trash their competitors come off as bitches, but when Elyse did it, I fell in love!

[xnimporte]

best cycle ever. best contestant ever. best reality show member EVER. hope you're doing well, elyse

[LisaSimpsonRules1st]

@xnimporte She has done. She has worked for all the big fashion companies like Dior, Prada, etc... and was really big in the Asian countries.

[xnimporte]

@LisaSimpsonRules1st yeah, i know, but she abandoned her blog (and perhaps modeling as well) a year ago, so whatever she's doing, wherever she is, i hope she's happy & healthy (:

[kmonaco75]

"It takes a f***ing ass to cover every seat, you shitslice..."

Fantastic line! Had me rolling. Too bad not everyone will get it.

[TheKili78]

I just love Elyse! She was way too good for this show... Just love her

[dubpsychosis88]

just like Ren :-)

[AngelTr1p]

The difference is that we all KNOW that Elyse actually is smart. Ren, we don't know too much about.

[dotty019]

LOLZ i love elyse and i love what she says here. i wish i could watch the uncensored version

[applebajs]

I think cycle 1 & 2 are the best.

I enjoyed cycle 3.

Naima pissed me of in cycle 4, but I liked Kahlen and Brittany.

I don't even remember cycle 5.

Cycle 6 - Jaaaade. Blahh. The competition started becoming a joke.

Cycle 7 - I liked the twins. Melrose pissed me of.

Cycle 8 - Jaslene... well, just not my cup of tea.

Cycle 9 - You gotta be kidding me. Sal...something won??!

Cycle 10 - Katarzyna got eliminated. Annoying bitch wins. Pretty, but annoying.

Remaining cycles=joke

[TOPGUNyoni]

LOL my favorite part is "what else?!"

HAHAHAHAH

[KRstar78]

eleyse just needed to eat something

[ohgoodlord]

I love.

[PoppyOpera]

Irony: insulting someone by calling them "insincere," while a clip rolls of you rubbing said person's shoulders.

[AntmILoveYou]

Are you guys 5 years old? STOP the hateness and behave like mature persons!

To: strong12202 and xsophiedx

[maikhoinguyen]

I love you, Elyse.

[AngelTr1p]

I love this girl. XD

[AntmILoveYou]

Why is ''god damet'' a bad word?

[bitragale]

You bitches xD

[latelykatie]

LMAO I know, that's the best part.

[bitragale]

She sounded serious, and yet, not very much so during this rant. It was awesome.

[jjguy23]

Check out her blog at

Elyse Sewell Livejournal

[LisaSimpsonRules1st]

@jjguy23 A pity she stopped updating it a year ago, during some holidays in Germany.

[jjguy23]

@LisaSimpsonRules1st Yes, I noticed she did. I read somewhere that she was under contract to write a journal about her experiences, and I guess she is out of the contract and does not need to anymore.

[jklmnop9999]

it takes guts to do that....

WOW!

[trifai]

Elyse - the best antm contestant ever!

[aku192]

ELYSE YOU ROCK!!

[bhtrb456546]

What else? Katie, I don't believe that every word that comes out of your mouth, you're the most insincere person I have EVER met! God dammit! You are....you're bitches!

[deanriam]

We're not deaf, thank you.

[bhtrb456546]

Adrianne, STOP INTERRUPTING ME! Stop quoting Jay and Silent Bob right next to my ear- I've had ENOUGH of you! I don't wanna hear the same stories and over.

Jay, you offended me today. I know that at the medical school it's hard work- how could I not possibly be aware of that? And 2ndly how dare you imply that I'm ugly, because I wanna be a lifesaver and you don't! It takes a fucking ass to cover every siege, you shit slice.

[bhtrb456546]

Giselle, you fuckin worthless cunt, you're so wasteful, bitchy, stupid and worthless. Your parents must be ashamed of you.

[Spoons2008]

This was back when ANTM was a real modeling competition. Instead now we have talentless models actually winning the competition such as Whitney and Saleisha.

[bhtrb456546]

i love elyse

[MicinaNatalie]

so funny

[RhiaRiot]

Hahaha. Omg, I love her xD

[Jenimafer123]

That is one of the best confessional/bitching session/what ever i've ever heard LOL

[Resi12A]

God she really lets go at Giselle hahahhahahahaha

[AshillaBeige]

Aaand she actually has had a good modeling career so... yay, girl, I was rooting for you all them years ago when ANTM wasn't PAINFUL TO WATCH

[wjrfec41]

omg i know...its gotten so bad now i cant even watch it

[babui]

u should watch the cycle 13! The petite winner is cool =)

[beatbeat15]

haha she´s the best!!!!!LMAO

[cfwtalks]

Simply brilliant. She has a wonderful way of expressing herself. I wish my rants were so insightful and literate.

Deceptively clever, would not like to get on the wrong side of her. She's also very, very lovely indeed. Best model ever on ANTM, hell yes!!!

[bitmoreuptempo]

She's the best out of all the girls from all seasons - gorgeous, intelligent, and she's gone on to be one of the most successful. I want to be her best friend. (:

[ctin1516]

@bitmoreuptempo

aree with u

[LisaSimpsonRules1st]

@bitmoreuptempo She has had the best modelling career throughout the years, much better than the rest including the winners. Good for her! She deserved the best in life. She was the best contestant EVER!!!!

[JacquesLeConte]

God, I love it when she talks dirty.

[jeansandloafers]

ahaha I love her, I want to be her friend.

[alwajihah]

Haha, I love the end when she says "You bitches"

[chxsktr]

Elyse is a jewel.

[SpiffyShindigs]

I LOVE ELYSE.

[Benettelle]

thnx 4 the laugh

[Dukky]

haha. "shit slice". i'm going to start calling people that. Elyse is awesome.

[miketenorio]

Shannon's been left out...what a relief!

[ggfanjase]

Best. ANTM. Moment. Ever.

[artlance]

I love it. Beautiful.

[quagmireGlennn]

Giselle you fuckin worthless cunt, you are so wasteful bitchy stupid your worthless your parents mustbe ashamed of you

[TurnXTop]

earth angel =]

[xsophiedx]

How do you know she doesn't believe in angels?

[xsophiedx]

What difference does that make? I'm talking about angels, not God.

[xsophiedx]

No, I'm not stupid.

You're right in saying I'm not religious, but I have been to religious events and know quite about about Christianity.

None of your thoughts on angels are facts, thus aren't, as you put it, "the history of religion"

Although, I must admit, with your terrible grammar, it's hard to work out what you meant by most of that!

Why do you feel the need to be so violent with your language? I have a notion that you wouldn't be so aggressive if this conversation was face to face.

[xsophiedx]

None of what I wrote is spelt wrong. Although even if it were, what different would it make? I'm talking about grammar, not spelling.

[xsophiedx]

I think you'll find you messaged me first, and I replied asking you not to message me. You appear to have this the wrong way around.

[viviweenie]

ahha love elyse.

[kittenfetus666]

Elyse is so awesome

[kittenfetus666]

Elyse is so awesome