Prank phone call - Dr. Phil annoys a Scientologist

[pavy415]

Hhahahhaa

[rowley633]

6 people are scientologist

[savantianprince]

Frank Rizzo???

[Bhodisatvas]

notice when phil asks in the singular (you) he answers using 'we'

Textbook brainwashing

[cobboGHS91]

@Bhodisatvas  excellent observation dude

[Lucifuhrerr]

Wow it sounds so real. XD

[TheRavingRatBag]

That was a good one...perfectly timed

[01saltman]

Thanx for the laugh, that's some funny shit

[DieLikeMovieStars27]

bang-on job lolll

[TheMaxx111]

This Scientology guy is nice.

[spacecoke]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is amazing =D

[ILIVEDTHROUGH2012]

Ummm.. do ya torture small animals? = My new pickup line.

[porkypker27]

"Is it true you smoke a lot of pot" "no"... "Maybeee"

[Lormos2008]

why did you reveal that it was Dr. Phil dumb@ss

[ForgottenResistancex]

LOL you should call a suicide hotline and start lexuring them

[UrSoMeanBoss]

LMFFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[snake8127]

lol my dentist looks like dr. phil

[RENOSfinest69]

LMAO this is how you use a sound board!!!

[lurch321]

This could almost pass for a real conversation with a Scientologist.................­...I would probably be saying the same things Dr. Phil was saying.

[snowblind1985]

i think everybody would agree.. the timing is amazing.. "are you avoiding reality?" is a perfect question for a scientologist XD

[ColonelGaypenguin]

I found Dr Phil to be rather childish and irritating. He didn't establish anything and was outclassed by a very personable 'victim'. If we feel that challenging CoS doctrine and methodology is important let's do it in a more grown up and effective way.

[hargohargo]

what do we do? we strip you of every penny you have and encorage you to take out a bankloan so we can rip you off even more then when you are completely destitute we will tell you to fuck off

[aRubberSoul]

Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and Beck are scientologists, and I have an enormous penis.

[AvantAnon]

That's pretty amazing.... XD

[KoldShadow]

Excellent, but it would've been better if you didn't ask him that reality question twice: I think he almost caught on to the prank at that point. However, besides that, you really let him have it! Lots of random, personal questions, leading up to the wild card gay woman suggestion, with perfect timing. B-D

[KoldShadow]

@iBenjafied

Very non-sequitur for this call, but I knew it was coming, and it was well-timed, if I do say so myself.

[TheKillerofhipies]

lol

[thecomedymaker]

they sound nice

[270Gmoney]

That is the best one ive heard in a long time

[varfordogjesus]

Scientology guy: wanna have some real information but just throwing questions at me im gonna end this conversation.

Dr. Phil : Thats Ok.

Scintology guy: Ok.

Dr.Phil: Let me ask you something.

LOL

[Lakis177]

Reality ? lol

yeah aliens and souls and all that bullshit, reality ... right.

[mrfrostynova]

lol, great from start to end.

[KTMRanger0305]

the ending was PERFECT fuck brian blair

[doom2sgt]

we have books..... and we also make people pay $150 for a book and 300,000 for joining like the faggots we are

[LozMac33]

Do you torture small animals!

[iHeartTheOncologist]

"I want you to start living as a gay woman" lmao

I pranked my mother once with the older Dr Phil soundboard.. I kept clicking 'Are you some kind of stalker?' and she thought it was this guy who'd been calling her and hanging up, the next day she was like 'omg I talked to my stalker yesterday, he's American, he said 'Are you a stalker? I'm a stalker''

[goonerfromjhb]

You pranked your mom??? shame on you!!! lol

[iHeartTheOncologist]

haha yes but I told her afterwards, when she was telling me it was her 'stalker' I'm just like 'uh, yeah, that was me.. sorry' lol

[yamachicken]

wait wait wait wait. this is not my batman glass

[rscoolrs]

dude it was ur mom...

[softcelltainted22]

"do you torture small animals?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[irock104]

Scientology is a cult

[minjincorp]

yea its fukin wird

[Imilko]

I agree that society is over medicated but that doesn't mean you just stop using meds period geez weve used medicine forever in some form such as herbal plants.

[vtjakiela]

Scientology is dumb bc i dont know what it is

[SHITCREEKSURVIVOR]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

[rscoolrs]

lol

[cheperth]

@SHITCREEKSURVIVOR I'm actually going to use this joke.

[risingsun667]

The end is fuckin' classic!!!

[TerraTheRabbit]

This is the funniest celeb prank call in the world.

[Kaity11]

lmaooo nicely done

[gregonamus]

I just dropped a ten ton load in my jockeys!!!! LOLOLOL!!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever heard ANYWHERE! I woke my wife up dang it!

[CaptainSiberia]

Scientologists don't believe in taking medication.

[mysticxingjing16]

Do you agree that you smoke pot.

No.

Maybe. :)

[kushcomedy]

"Is that the truth or a lie?" This is easily the funniest celeb prank call since Schwarz

[xxxild]

best one yet!

[1badcad69]

"Are u takin' medication?"

[Trippedfellanddied]

I want you to start living as a gay woman.

[JNdigital]

just the way he says "Hello..." right in the beginning's awesome

[CasperSparks]

magic. just magic.

[JNdigital]

Are you avoiding... reality?Hello

[fadeintoyou77]

Good job.

Held his attention well.

[aserpico1]

"do u agree that u smoked pot."

"no"

"maybe?"LOL

[skullzy1560]

boy, the quality on this dr phil soundboard is so much better than the other ones...SMOOOOOOVE!!!

[orochi976]

this is one of the best soundboards i've ever heard.

[FUimbetter666]

"i want you to start living as a gay woman"

"ok"

lmao. how much you wanna bet that after work, he went out, got a sex change and started living as a gay woman? XD

[PhoenixWrightMecha]

Fffffff.

[jfonutube]

It's funny when the pranks are on screwed up people like Scientologists. They're going to Hell when they die anyway.

[cj397]

Prove there's a hell.

[jfonutube]

You'll find out.

[SAKZER]

actually the real god is the fling spaghetti monster and if you don't believe in him you will go to hell there you will be torturerd forever

[PivotB3stZ]

Well that was full of facts.

[JNdigital]

fuck you = go to hell

look it up at dictionaryDOTcom

are u avoiding reality?....Hello

[thisisdirtwerk]

Yeah, Scientology is a horrible fraud, but people can't just go around saying who goes to hell and who doesn't. That's The Big Dude's call.

[thebestpunkrocker]

rotflol!

[lisa113322]

AHAHAHHAAHA

[KOHIO91]

That was great

[LichKingsWrath]

LOL ROFL LMAO SO FUNNY GIVE ME MORE

[TonyFuckingDanza]

i cant tell which is worse scientology or islam

[ashbournestud]

there both shit

[myasshole69]

Islam its not evil, some Islamic are Evil, Some catholic are evil, the mos of jews are evil, the mos of atheist, and all scientologist are Evil.

It Was a Joke All Catholic People are Evil.

[FlazeTheHedgehog]

''What do you do?''

''We do crack, dope, ehh... That's how we got the idea for this religion.''

[poptarts4evr]

lol he didnt seem to care when he found out it was dr.phil

[fadeintoyou77]

Fantastically edited.

Very funny.

One of the best edited soundboards i've seen.

[btk88]

lol

[DivineBeast99]

its called a sound board

[4strength4stamina]

Very nice!

[peter206]

This isn't Dr Phil, how did he do that ?

[LSDCoatedBrain]

Dr phils not actually calling, its a bunch of audio clips of him, that someone is apparently playing into a phone.

[peter206]

oh, dumb me, Technology!!!

[newcombj11111]

soundboard

[bannedvideosmaker]

Where can i get a sound board and how can i program it to play Dr Phil quotes

[LucaYune]

google 'dr phil soundboard'

[39Hool]

OSA is picketing in front of Dr. Phil's home right now.

[RuthieWeLoveYou]

Moare...

[Snoware]

Is this what Scientologists call threatening terrorist phone calls? I can understand, because if Phil called me like that, I would explode with laughter.