Hippies cause intergalactic war

[xIegionx]

I thinkt he translator was just broken.

[CATZEN]

change to interplanetary

[largelove70]

ps am very touched by this

[largelove70]

omg i was censored  --censored hippies even muthuhs? This is the most epic scenes of any film in the universeand best example of communication on this planet- EVER -Effective public speaking -who needs the chore of engaging cooperation fuck that, make a point or freakin yodel yodel. DUH-people hit me up on twitter..>3, peace -Americans invented the yodel so yodel my party people big ups...........................­.................shsh jst watch,now.....

[largelove70]

pranksters live

[largelove70]

whipes my eyes tears of bliss -THIS, this epic scene isall of life life in a nutshell and the most profound epic scene in the whole freakin universe.A classic.4real your such a good son to find the scene dearest in the hearts --of every muthar  (like yours) and remember kids, do yar yodel aye eehooo s for a safe sane planet.

[thegamerfrominside]

damn hippies that's what you get for loving so much

[SupremeInstigator]

oops

[terninals]

if im not mistaken thats the gun from destroy all humans

[Dour888]

@terninals yes with the difference that is destroy all humans that is inspired by mars attack, not the contrary ;)

[theskateguy16]

Fuckin hippies!!

[simsgirlgem]

Oh come on you know they were hoping for something like this so that humans like me be stupid enough to think we could make peace

[CakeSolid]

Damn hippies!!

[INMATE2468]

Lmao!!!!

[Dearhunter43]

They never caused the war, the aliens never came in peace in the first place

[Dour888]

@Dearhunter43 i'm not too much sure of that, just look at the ambassador's face, like he's thinking "WTF? oh noo, OMG!" and then "so be it..." and the war started.

The secne is clearly meant to suggest that for the martian the sight of a flying bird is some sort of hopeless and irreversible declaration of war, or the supreme offence to theme, or in anycase something that compromised the peace between earth and mars FOREVER.

This seem very clear

[albertjester]

OH THE IRONY!!!

[dedevonne]

IT WAS THE DAMN DOVE, GUYS. lol

[4567transformers]

I just watched t right now!

[cam7z7]

The Hippies didn't cause it the translator was wrong they actually declared war on us from the start.

[dandsworld]

fucking hippee

[XxgoetfacexX]

fucking stupidest movie ever made.

[extazy17]

Great parallel for Arabs (Martians) and Jews (the people in this movie). The Arabs say "we come in peace" and some of the stupid Jews applaud, to only then find the martians (Arabs) shooting and making war against them.

[Ghoopty]

I remember seeing this in the theater and being pissed off that I just wasted $4 or whatever. Watching this again I accidentally spit because I was laughing at how stupid it is and how ridiculous the aliens look!

[1stpersongamesguy]

those damn hippies

[TheToa67]

Hippies,Big headed aliens,space ship, oh so heres what Destroy All Humans 2! came from.

[godj65]

CTFXC FTW!

[computerman789]

damn hippies!

[MrClone501st]

BTW:

Interplanetary: Two planets in a solar system at war

Interstellar: Two Solar systems at war

Intergalactic: Two Galaxies at war

interuniverseal: Impossible

[MrClone501st]

its like the tanks were for show they didn't even try to hit the ship!?

[Anihilist]

interplanetary*

[darkwraith100]

Like Eric Cartman always says die hippie die.

[megaliban1997]

NO TEMAN..CUALQUIER COSA...NOS PONEMOS A CANTAR OONNLII OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH OOOO OHHHHHHH JAJJAA Y LES EXPLOTAMOS LA CABESA

[calamagrostis88]

NOT CAUSED BY HIPPIES!  Caused by militaristic a-holes from Mars. As so many Americans are militeristic a-holes I can understand the the anti-hippie comments.

[dedevonne]

@calamagrostis88 it was the dove.

[wolframixx]

DAMN HIPPIES!!!

[Reconzman12]

fuckin hippies go ahead and cause war between to spieces from different planets stupid fag's hippies

[Humppatunkki]

This is not an intergalactic war as described. Any war that takes place within our own galaxy, not to even mention in our own solar system, is local and not intergalactic, which would require that the parties involved come from two or more separate galaxies.

[MaggotJuggalofolyf]

@Humppatunkki Really....? Fucking nerd..

[Humppatunkki]

@MaggotJuggalofolyf

Yes. Thanks, sweetie.

[XRandomXShinigamiX]

@Humppatunkki stop trollin

[Humppatunkki]

@XRandomXShinigamiX

Stop breathing.

[RealTrollface]

@Humppatunkki You, sir, are a clever Dick.

[EcnelOvelam]

@Humppatunkki Yeah I know, there really is no "Intergalactic" warfare ever mentioned in fiction that I could think of. It's just waay to big of a stretch. The only thing I could think of is in Star Wars with the Yuzon Vong guys, they were apparently from another galaxy.

[Humppatunkki]

@EcnelOvelam

Actually, oddly enough, both interstellar and intergalatic warfare have occurred as subjects of several types of fiction. Wikipedia has a very nice article about such unexpected occurrences, which I seem to be unable to link directly, but it can be found by searching for "Interstellar war" on the site. Thank you.

[lulo91]

@Humppatunkki it's funny how ignorant people thinks that intergalactic = space

[Suprapersonality]

@Humppatunkki

What if the Martians left the galaxy and then came back?

[Humppatunkki]

@Suprapersonality

Neither the point of origin (which would still be Mars) for the attack nor the scale of the said war, which would be well-confined within our own galaxy (within our own solar system, to be exact), would change. Thus nothing would change, except the Martians would probably be even a bit more pissed off, when they finally reached Earth.

[Suprapersonality]

@Humppatunkki

Right, when they finally reached earth... *intergalactically*.

[Humppatunkki]

@Suprapersonality

Which follows the same logic as I would, if called myself American for spending ten weeks in Dallas back in 2003. If something is confined within a certain area of space, not expanding towards the intergalactic proportions (remember; the point of origin is Mars, the scale of the battlefield itself should be quite obvious as well), it can be called a local dispute. In this case, the definition of "local" being interplanery.

[Humppatunkki]

@Humppatunkki

Darn typos: +ta -> interplanetary

[Suprapersonality]

@Humppatunkki

You stayed in Dallas internationally.

[Jaksonthefox]

M14 much? 

[ItsMrMartini]

@riffraff875 its not as bad as the new planet of the apes film XP

[JaSamZaljubljen]

my teory is that aliens somehow jamed most of their guns

[1andrewman1]

that hippie looks like my dad

[PrevalentDisease]

Those mustve been the worst soldiers ever in the history of everything

[777Mahlon]

@OBEYWEEGEE WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

[Meety2000]

"PISS A BIRD KILL EVERYONE"

[greenplanet2400]

That was funny!!! Greetings from a San Francisco hippie girl...

[MAKSVEL985]

damn hippies , damn hippies

[johncena6782]

only reaon they lost was the army worried about the civilians if they dident and attack the aliens that would of got pwned but they worried bout the dumb hippies and let the aliens kill them all besides aliens had better tech then us but i see wat ppl keep saying its called soilders worry bout civilans and dont worry bout themselves to save the planet

[JaSamZaljubljen]

@johncena6782 nope that isnt solve of the problem problem is that the film is kinda childish

[shcnoozlebop]

well done, hippies.

[greg77389]

LOL, you didn't show Jack Black dying! Just kidding, I like Jack Black...

[branders2589]

mars attack



[tyber32]

Those men have the worlds shittiest aim.

at least the starship troopers managed to hit the bugs every now and then, but when you have 50 tanks and more than 100 troops and cant even hit 7 poorly armed aliens, who had no defense and full offense, were out in the open, and stood still while aiming, then wtf is the gov't doing with all that money?

[Alturqeyathome82]

HAHA LOL at 00:36 the way that translater doctor or professor jumped away.

[MaxsVVO]

My dad showed me this movie when I was about 7, it terrified me to the point where I cried, keep in mind he also showed me: all the jaw's, Jurassic park, independence day, lake placid, etc, something about this movie...

[TheSwedishDude1000]

Thats one worthless army xD

[95Godfather]

guess they don't like birds

[jakefreyrisdabest96]

stupid hippie



[groundcontrolwon]

great movie!

[richiefranklin76]

'Hippies cause intergalactic war'

Lol..I know this is satire and all.But the sad and ironic thing is that if this really did happen you can bet your butt the conservatives would be blaming the 'misunderstanding' on Liberals.Just like they do everything else that goes wrong.

[JJAB91]

@richiefranklin76 And Liberals don't do the same? Why even bring up Politics?

[Kandikidreptar23]

my god i always hated this movie when i was little, they always freaked me out! the still kinda do... but i can sleep after watching the movie xD

[Danimations08]

hippies cause war?lolol the war on peace failed

[BSC148]

270 people are martiens

[raulserban27]

Ack acck!! Ackk....... AKK KA AC!!!!

[KrazEE1012]

In the movie it's like everything they say means the opposite! And if their so intelligent then why do all they say is "ack"? Lol movie rocked

[Blackwatch555]

Not sure but... 200 U.S Soldiers vs. like what? 6 martians, and all our troops DIE?!?!?! and 2 martians die?! XD

[Egth0ridon]

@Blackwatch555 Martians are OP

[923oaz]

Another reason why hippies are a menace to the world.

[xanathma]

mufflestilskin91 thats the point

[mufflestilskin91]

This movie is 96,

So why dose the army look like their from the 50's??

[Ikarosus]

@mufflestilskin91 It takes place in 60's

[95Godfather]

@mufflestilskin91

tim burton wanted to do a homage on 1950s sci-fi films

[imwebbler]

0:03 weird expression lol

[unkwonstudios]

Stupid Hipee

[Spazzosity]

DUDE I NEVER KNEW JACK BLACK PLAYED IN THIS MOVIE!

[NokkternalxMortumX]

Just put on some country music.....

[ThicknSwift]

Did...did I just see Jack Black?

[scrapz8101]

@ThicknSwift Yeah JB was in Mars Attacks. Lol.

[ThicknSwift]

@scrapz8101 Jables and Kyle must have killed them all.

[777THP777]

the dog says "frodo" plain as day at 0:34

[iAmZombie13]

@777THP777 lool

[jlmdot]

As far as I know mars was in the solar system in 1996, and still is...So...why intergalactic?

[DCLjellygrape]

Is it wrong to think the aliens are attractive?

[ezioaltair11]

our military really missess that much?

[doliDarkwolf]

give me the minigun i go take them die martians die .....

[Mistadobalinask8]

THOSE DAMN HIPPIES !

[Dearhunter43]

It wasnt the hippie it was the fuckin alien. they never came in peace in the first place. they know how gullible Americans are. Americans eat government lies for breakfast and wash it down with conservitism milk. America is rotten

[megadethpwnsTallica]

lol naaaaah they wouldve attacked anyways, the ambassador lied about coming in peace anyways .

[Wildcat425B]

The military needs to work on target practice. Those 5 should have been dead in about 2 seconds.

[camokid95]

@Wildcat425B

Yeah, I know really...

[malastrome15]

guy at 0:11 looks like JESUS!

[garretthalo1]

MIC MIC MIC MIC!!!!!!!  MIC MIC MIC MIC!11!!!:YOU WILL DIE YOU WILL DIE!!!

[13098519]

Hippies cause global warming

[unholyimage]

@13098519 Too much pot smoke?

[higbairyhalls]

when mars attacks it's interplanetary

[ghofspa1]

Those damn hippies.

[OBEYWEEGEE]

Ack ACKK!!! ACK ack ack ack....Ack ACK ACK AACK!!! ack ack ack....

[OmgSlashRocks]

@OBEYWEEGEE I totally agree!

[draconian45]

Hippies always starting wars. Damn war mongers...lol.

[xXHexinistXx]

dude theres like 8 aliens vs 50 tanks and 100+ soldiers, how the hell did they manage to get away?

[Onlooker07]

@xXHexinistXx Skill! 

[deadhobo16]

@xXHexinistXx  there are like 10 tanks in one place at one point, they never use them, they only use bullets and guns. MORANS!

[ipods36]

@deadhobo16 Learn to spell. MORON!

[lego096]

@xXHexinistXx because there little green basterds

[drako131]

@xXHexinistXx the hippies man it was the hippies..

[BluInRio]

@xXHexinistXx Tim Burton.

[ThisLockIsJammed]

@xXHexinistXx space magic

[MegaInfinitive]

@xXHexinistXx they have chuck norris and tiger blood in them. :)

[CursorBuddy23]

Godmode.

[fireballin86]

@xXHexinistXx ......... im guessing some magical shit

[SmileFIN]

@xXHexinistXx coz they were american soldiers

[igetboredproductions]

@SmileFIN dumb ass troll. i'd bet money you're american too. finland my ass, its pretty funny how you speak english. get a real hobby kid.

[SmileFIN]

@igetboredproductions umad? im finnish :p and im 18.

[JaSamZaljubljen]

@SmileFIN thats true

[JaSamZaljubljen]

@xXHexinistXx haha we can see by that that thisfilm is kinda childish

[MrBoo88]

@xXHexinistXx Mars has hacks man.

[NeroRaw]

@xXHexinistXx u srsly think humans coulda won, in the movie? mars had better technology weapons and all

[MrAJdude57]

TIE Fighters and X-wings and star destroyers come in to save the day!

[MrAJdude57]

NOT JAMES EARL JONES! lol only if the empire stepped in the movie would've been over in 30 seconds

[MCMIVC]

@MrAJdude57 It's not James Earl Jones! It's Paul Winfield!

[CinderCelenkus]

Those darn hippies,

always ruining everything.

[reaper666antonio]

DIE HIPPIES!!!!!!!!

[cub907]

eric cartman is right ALL HIPPIES MUST DIE!

[Raikuaza]

FUCKING UNWASHED HIPPIES

[03lmanu]

mdr les hippie trop con avec leur colombe

[CEMB713]

Hippies also started the zombie apocalypse in 28 days later -.-

[CEMB713]

Kippies even started the zombie apocalypse in 28 days later -.-

[gettinaway7]

thumbs up for jack black standing up! :D

[Winterwolf00]

DAMN YOU HIPPIES! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

[Baykoomon]

hippies should died if they start war with mars

[TheLazarusnightwolf]

This reminds me of Destroy All Humans ps2 game. God I luv that game =3

[youknowyoureright91]

Mars attacks has to be one of the single most funny movies ever. I saw it this summer on HBO or Showtime at like 1 in the morning, saw the date of the movie was 1990 something and was like O.o wats this? and thanks to pure curiousity I had the best time laughing. I also believe this is where some of Destroy All Humans! ideas came from lol

[kevin080592]

@youknowyoureright91

nuh uh?!,...i believe that the war of the worlds by HG wells is the one that came up the idea of destroy planet earth theme

[Mhalorn]

i still dont get how 5 fking alients killed like 200 army men

[ECamihort]

@Mhalorn because the army men are fucking assholes that can't shoot for shit

[snarst]

@Mhalorn they killed a grand total of 1 alien in that battle

[FreaK09011]

@snarst So many soldiers 8 aliens XD one kill

[slrmclaren08]

no way.... was that Jack Black??

[matt484991]

@slrmclaren08 Yup.

[boogie2711]

they came in peace

[mangelrogel]

we come in peace!

[MINItheFox]

I was so scared at this when I was a kid.. now I love this movie!

The martians language is so awesome! xD

[UKRThracian]

So did the martians lie about coming in peace or did they actually come in peace but were scared by the dove?

[Shyreenify]

@UKRThracian They actually came in peace but the dove pissed them off i guess.

[books0from0boxes]

@Shyreenify I always thought they were lying. I mean in the movie that's what one of the characters says, cos they thought it might have been the dove, but then realised it wasn't.

[Shyreenify]

@books0from0boxes That could also be possible but do you remember the end of the movie? (BIG SPOILER) All the aliens die because of 70s Hippie music. I guess there afraid of hippie things.

[books0from0boxes]

@Shyreenify ohhh yeah, too true!

[Michael00189]

@Shyreenify acutly it was country music

[kris10ish]

isaw this movie and they didnt come in peace they tried to kill the president

[InverseCloud]

Mars AttacK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

[johnnymccraze]

Why do I get the feeling the martians would have done so anyway?

[resoprint]

Mars and Earth are on the same galaxy : that isn't an intergalactic war.

[RoelorD]

@resoprint

Oh then its not so bad :)

[kream2v]

@resoprint

um..yeah were in the same galaxy

hence "inter"galactic war

[agumon12]

damn hippies!

[WobblyLegMan]

Classic film. NAKNAKNAK

[incinerator327]

0:37 to 0:43 i wish that was osama bin laden

[incinerator327]

@incinerator327 make that 0:36 to 0:43

[theJmanchannel]

0:28 put that in your bong nd smoke it hippy!

[revetoty]

digno de FAILblog

[miki1900]

HIPPIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For peace

[razhouf]

@miki1900 you should die first

[miki1900]

@razhouf im just kidding you retard

[shaunfleury]

if jack black would have survived that wouldve been awesome