How to "NOT" get your ass kicked by the police

[dpace07]

2:04 RAGE!!!! XD

[MrJohnK8]

"Tell your passenger to do one little thing: shut the fuck up." lololololol

[jamfoxs]

Man, dont give him shit! What the fuck you want lol

[bbsmjerk]

@jamfoxs easily the funniest line in this video. or what the fuck you want motha fucka!

[flurry]

2:00

VTEC kicked in YO!

[tehBLAX]

what shows this?

[7T9vette]

I hate Chris rocks voice haaaaaaaaaa!

[7T9vette]

I hate Chris rocks voice that shit just annoys me and gets me fucking mad I don't even no y FUcK you

[LeonSK96]

2:33 Problem OFFICEEEER *SLOWMO*

xD

[TheUgatan]

hey u gringo! get your ass on the hood!

[iTouchHelp100]

hahahaha. im also the 420th like :D

[bever49]

@iTouchHelp100 ha ha ha ha your a DUMB ASS

[iTouchHelp100]

@bever49 Stfu faggot i bet you dont even know what 420 is so fuck off.

[bever49]

@iTouchHelp100 ha ha ha ha

420 is U getting buzzed then U du ya mom

[MrJoemumford]

@iTouchHelp100 =GAY BOY

[JesterJay100]

All ya gotta do is hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husbands coz their busting everybody up in here!

[rangahangaranga]

5 people got there ass kicked by police

[ProCrumpetsHD]

I got here from misspelling 'face' into google. for facebook.

[brandon24635]

LOL! :) XD XDD ROTFOLOL I SAW THE RICER FOM THE BLACK MAN

[bloodymurder45]

5 guys just got their ass-kicked.

[qwertyuu98]

2:33 put your cool face, should work too ^^

[zed617]

#1: Don't EARN your ass-kicking.

#2: Don't get DRAGGED INTO an ass-kicking.

#3: Remain calm.

[manhidnatao]

hahahaha get a white friend. XD

[sz42781]

He got weed!

[Cyclone7111]

Man i would beat that bitches ass

[TheNinja4]

heres sum tips niggers just follow them =P

[ricky2o08]

Isit me or the guy who gets pulled over at around 1:55 is the guy from the show ' My name is Earl'?

[thajoynt]

@ricky2o08

Yea that's crabman

[CHEVYCAMARO4GEN]

"Is He bout To Kick My Ass" XD LMAO

[VampiresOfStrata]

TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!

[iamawhore1]

its true though. if you get fucked by the cops, no matter what race, you probably did something to deserve it.

[spongefreak26]

Niggers

[Slamwoo93]

Iz there a problem officer ?

[privateye9111]

Also I like to add. All the white people who get their asses kicked by the police brought it on themselves from general "faggotry" e.g.(being a a fucking asshole) D:

[privateye9111]

He's tellin the truth, lol. It's funny because to people who *aren't black* this shit seems surreal. But to the blacks (men only) this is like a serious lesson. To them, this shit's not funny; it's srs bsns :D

Someone asked why the bad guy isn't black. It's because if the bad guy isn't black. The probability of him getting his ass kicked drops exponentially, and there would be no need to give this lesson :s

[rotarynut100]

What would happen if a white dude made this video?? racist f*ck

[AguyNamedHorse]

@rotarynut100 for the same reason white ppl cant say nigger

[boyracer19941]

@firemonkeysrule it is the zebra from madagascar

[jquad666]

get a white friend!

[SARUNOKI1]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!!!!

[richardmaudsley77]

Why is the word not quoted?

That's not emphasis. You just sound like a sarcastic dick.

[Aaronthedemon11]

Hahahahaha schools not boring anymore

[JokkiOrJokey]

THAT'S RITE!! KICK HIS MODAFOOKINASS!

[MegaSuperman72]

go cops kick some ass

[osmand23]

y the bad guy has to b black.

[BFMVpwnage5168]

2:05 should be my ringtone

[MizRii671]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[lokey745]

The white friend one dont work or being polite

[whoandtheha]

This really is the gospel.

[PCFLQTLF]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[shinobe101]

HE GOT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Plisken1986]

This is the greatest stuff I've seen in a while. 5*

[rockoutgirl94]

This video is soo funny! Rate 5 stars and Fave!

[Feazen]

Is there a problem officer? :)

[rworen83]

everyone knows, if the the pilice have to come get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them. LOL

[toeledo]

iv watched a thousand times its still SOOOOOO funny

[misssexxylatina]

ahahahaa

[paothao666]

omfg this is to funny

[JimmyMcmillan]

that gun was a ticket, a one way ticket to hell lol

[lsalex]

i love the vid LOL

2:03 the funniest thing ever LOL

[Greasedupdeafguy01]

Kick his ass mothingfucker!!! TAKE HIS WEED TOO!!! HE GOT WEED!!! LOL!!!

[RGlynix]

LOL 2:00

[racingchamp101]

LOL 1:55 dude is FROM My Name Is EARL

[siperdellyeer]

obey the law, use common sense, stop immediately, turn that shit of, be polite, shut the fuck up, get a white friend, and last but not least: don´t ride with a mad women. funny :P

[whiteynator]

this vid is fucking epic

[shacodbe]

2:03 is hilarious

[SupItsJoanie]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED! lmao

[guyveri1i]

chris rocks best skit

[meatdept]

lmao i got pulled over with my crazy friend lol and he was saying dumb shit when i was talking to the officer and i just apologized and the cop said he'll leave my friend alone cause i was polite =]

[dinkie1995]

is this guy on madagasker? the zebra

[howtowakeakar]

99% sure he does the zebra.

[12064581773]

"What da fuk u want motherfucker"

tell ur friend 2 shut the fuck up

lmao

[themeatful]

u gonna git ur ass kicked

[YaRisbabe0707]

"He Got Weed! He Got Weed!" lmao

[mfarooqramzan]

is there any problem officer?

hahhahhah

[Slovenia1000]

what is that gangsta rap song

[Kraig00]

cyprus hill - fuck the police

[canadiensfan66]

its NWA!! :|

[Kraig00]

um nope, cyprus hill.

both sing it.. the version in this is clearly cyprus hill, so know your shit.

[mediumlarge]

smh

[mediumlarge]

nwa - fuck the police

check straight outta compton and efil4zaggin

[spadinajack]

I'm laughin so hard I'm cryin ! Sheeeet !

[Sylux52]

Hehe, we watched this video in my high school police academy.

[Slovenia1000]

man don t give im shit what tha fuck you wont

[BungeeFiesta]

Chris:And stay in your car with your hands on the wheel

Guy:WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHER FUCKER HAHAHAHAAH EPIC

5/5

[peanutsguy72]

that was kinda racist but funny

[1337mania]

hahaha "Blasting fuck the police... while your gettin pulled over by the police is just ignant" AHHAHAHAHAH

[nXwowZerz]

hahaha - HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[pirate19791979]

Word!

[meta4boi]

2:39

[meta4boi]

2:00

[qwertyuiaasd]

2:04 LMAO

[rmartinez8176]

dave chapelle is better

[chilldude202]

your mom is better

[rmartinez8176]

nice jr. high school insult, did u come up with that one all up by yourself?

[chilldude202]

woah. thats not an insult

i said ur mom is better XD So technicly it isn't an insult

[Realkill010]

No shit, Sherlock?

[anym12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[allcousins]

2:02

[MrEJ47]

Lol this is awesome

[allcousins]

excacly!!!

[sanceee1]

:DDDDDDDD

[TLCshow2009]

lamo

[mmb101]

how old is this?

[gsballa123]

bahahah it is crabman watched this a 100 times n jst seen it was him haha

[lucario9797]

lololol awesome

[stug45]

is that crabman from my name is earl?

[merlingt1]

LOL awesome

[ms13goku]

hahaha

"oh suuuuugaar honeyy ice tea"  hahahaha

[FSXMovies]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER

Lol

[JFLORES980]

This is so dam funny but at the same time so true if people just do what they have to do and follow the rules then police dont have to get involved. If your getting arrested for anything it's because u deserved it. You control your own actions not someone elese.

[Nigerman92]

which person does he mention at 1:13

[evilash1996]

rodney king

[jubchuqun]

Sexist. Racist. And hilarious!

[240SX951]

lol get a white friend

[SuperBmwm6]

lol

[Dimaisthebest23]

I LOVE THIS PART 2:03

[SuperBmwm6]

i know right

[mgmetz327]

i agree kkk all the way

[SwivelHawk]

I couldn't help laughing at this... "White Power" as comment? Here? C'mon...

[ryu1036]

white power? dude r u serious? you r a redneck prejudice mother fucker. wen ur dad fucked your mom why didnt he use a condom? cuz ur a waste of life. ur mom maybe should have considered an abortion wen she was pregnant.

[AlainaWearsPrada]

I have a question for you..Why Is Obama President then? Your comment was just as racist as the other one. You shouldn't go around saying you shouldn't be alive and go die to people you don't even know because they like their race. That is just plain rude. God Bless

[ryu1036]

no. that guy was racist. i hate racist people with a passion. and this question for everyone on youtube. DO U HATE RACISM AND RACIST PEOPLE? im not being racist at all. racism is hatred on another persons color or race. its actually hatred for no reason. idgaf if its rude. racist people can all die. racist people hate ppl for no reason. just because of a damn skin color? give me a fucking break. i dont have a problem with any race or skin color. the character makes the person, not the color.

[peanutsguy72]

yeah i hate racist people, wat's wrong if somone is black or yellow or white ?

[ryu1036]

true

[peanutsguy72]

thanks

[ryu1036]

np bro

[RedRenee4]

That was sooo hilarious!!

[englundus]

That was HILARIOUS!!!!

[Homiez4life619]

SUB ME losers

[SPLEND1DD]

that car is rice lol

[boogiebot125]

ya that car is sO RICE!

[pedrothemarine]

3:17 lmfao

[08IS350]

Dude in the car is Crab Man from "My Name is Earl"

[fadi666]

ya haha maybe but in my name is earl he have a long hair and is pretty stuiped to know what the police is

[geezemycheese]

i flippin love that show!!!!

[apeateape]

im gona go with the no no's and ill bring my gun just in case.

[J808AllDay]

lol at the guy

"WTF DO U WANT MOTHA FUKA"!!! XD

[juslisten2music]

LMAO!! I never get tired of this post!!...shut the f#uck up!!!LOL!

[ecchibanzaii]

I see a lack of policemen beating that woman in terms of embarrassment since she deserved it, not him.

[CIgnoramus]

lol 2:56 I don't let black people in my car

[Laofse]

Yeah, he's a funny guy.

[Stimo3]

LOL.. funny ish..

[psychoninja911]

LOL! All white cops beating a black dude... Soo stereotypical.

GOOD video... I haven't seen it before... When did it come out?

[juslisten2music]

WTFUWMF!!! Leave her ass@home or get a white friend..Lmao!!!!

[boyz0101]

lol . i laught so much

[Austin4weelinking]

Fuckin funny!!

[ferrariboi92]

he got weed he got weed.

[hkhalids]

2:04 ROFL

[heathhcs]

oh my gosh i cant even breathe!!!! FAVORITES!

[travASS13]

Shut the fuck up. lol

[dyingxmonkey]

wtf god dam sheit funny asss muthafuckin hell lord have mercy on my soul!!!!!!!

[tumbleworld]

Awesome! Chris, ahem, Rocks :)

[jerry1885]

Chris rocks!!

[Cubbiedragon]

This is great !

[neillandy]

Brilliant

[Greg9942]

That is some good advice. A lot of times when you open your mouth, you are just asking to get your ass kicked. If you are black and the cops stop you, they often are looking for a reason to give you an ass-whuppin. Don't give them another reason to do it.

[KingMe5000]

2:04 LOL!!!!!

[skullsamurai]

get a white friend rofl

[vamnews]

Chris is so right about this. No jokes to the cop about donuts, the Village People, his mother, his ethnicity, him not being so tough without that gun, etc. He has the power to kick your ass, invite some buddies over to help kick your ass, and videotape the asskicking for all America to see on Worlds Wildest Police Videos -"Stupid Drivers"

[Mazowerr]

Hilarious! and mostly true!

[87490111]

All true, so funny I almost can't breath while I saw it.

[Macysdad2]

best PSA vid ever!!

[drumatic11]

hahahahahaha stay in the car with your hands on the wheel... " WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA!!!!"

[868536]

funny shit

[danman350z]

all the ass kickings were So jokes. My favourite parts were 2:04 and the way his face froze at the "NO", 2:36 - 2:44 ,

and the "HE GOT WEED" part at 3:15. 3:25 was jokes too.

;)

[JDankens]

thx, but it's only 4 min long so I'll watch the whole thing

[obelixdk]

2:04 and 2:40 is the funniest parts :)

[crazyviolent69]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!

[antorago94]

naar 2:05 is betts mann d guy comes outta d cat nd says wat d fukk u want motherfukerr

[manafao]

dude learn how to spell before commenting!

[niallm317]

i couldnt stop laughin cause hes the guy who plays the zebra in madgascar

[Buzardero]

Thats a great reason.