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  • yeahhh

    

  • 14 people typed in deathclock instead!:D

  • 14 people deserve the boots put to them medium style

  • Please take my wife, Please take my wife

    Then I'll take your wife, then I'll fuck your wife

    FUCKING EPIC xDD

  • epic song

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • my mom says this is devil music, then i throw up the horns and start headbanging, and she rolls her eyes

  • @biometal770 just if the mums say its shit,devil,evil or something like this ...its good music

  • Black guy like this! Tell these cops"DIE ON STAGE!!!!!!!!!"

  • Man this is fuckin sick as hell

  • I hate how all you a faggots make subgenres for unimportant stuff.

    If it has dethklok it's metal everything else is dildos.

  • Thumbs up if tried to find what "Llortsaccount" said but couldn't find it \m/

  • @kurtlynpierre I'm pretty sure 'dethlock' is a wrestling move and it's Sting's finisher moves from TNA.

  • @AFmetalhead666 stings signature submission move is the "scorpion death lock".

  • the fucking best non-real band of the wolrd !!!... Deathklok deffinetly kick the ass from thousands of "real" bands... ( With real i mean, people, humans xD )

  • @valmont1602

    Dethklok is a real band! It's just the members on the show are fake. Look up live shows of them! Brendan Small kicks ass! :3

  • @Uberado Of course i know its real people playing the music, but i wasnt refearing to that ... ¬¬

  • @valmont1602

    Lol m'kay just checkin'. You'd be surprised how many people think there isn't a real Dethklok who make actual albums and perform live and whatnot. :O

  • Fuck your fake, evil, murdering, christian religion. Billions of innocents have perished at the hands of you religious zealots.

  • @MagatsuKage

    Obvious Troll is Obvious. >_>

  • Just to mention. I am a fervent Bible believing Christian. There is a big difference between something non Christian and something Satanic. I won't listen to bands that openly promote Satanism, but I mostly listen to secular music. Hate to break it, but most Christian music utterly sucks. Thus I listen to Metallica, Maiden, Megadeth, Rush, Pink Floyd, I really like Dethklok too, it sorta reminds me of Iron Maiden. Just really heavy. Anywho, this aint Satanic by any means, it's just brutal metal

  • @ninjaman5239 Yh I am Christian too, and I LOVE Dethklok, but the thing is, people say they are "satanic" band because in one of the episodes they summoned a troll, which in my opinion is a quite satanic. and also they are brutal and stuff....

  • @ninjaman5239 Dude, Christians kill children, a lot of them, in fact, in the other side we have Satanists who actually bring their children up, what a sad world. May zombie Jesus help you!

  • @Ryuuken24 I am both from now on >.< can I be both?

  • @Ranma051 You wanna be both, guess what, no religion. Enjoy!

  • @Ryuuken24 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

  • @Ryuuken24 O_o wtf?

  • @ninjaman5239

    Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say ALL Christian music sucks. The thing is, nowadays people try to make Christian music Mainstream to appeal to everyone. Bands like Stryper and Kutless (I think that's how you spell it.) are good bands, along with a few other ones.

  • @Uberado stryper sucks dude, check out Believer, now thats a good christian band

  • @bloodybloodshed

    If that's your opinion. What style of music is Believer? I'm open to anything but Crunkcore.

  • @Uberado ITS CRUNKCORE XD, Nah just kidding theyre like a hybrid between tech-death and thrash metal

  • @huppeldepup308 We kill trolls with dethklox cell phones >:( AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!

  • @Llortsaccount all metal heads ignore this christian bastard he's trolling for trouble and he's about to get it he's mad cuzz his dick is small his wife looks like micheal jackson his kids are fat and ugly and he cant make beutiful music like this

  • this song is so awesome i closed my laptop and walked all the way around the pool where i work and sat donw at an entirelly different location and it was still going the whole time.

  • WTF THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD, GTFO! GOD FAGS!

  • its goood to hate everyone at my school hates me but fears me to much to do anything about it

  • @Llortsaccount rassist...

  • @HippieConvoySeason ...You're wrong ;) allah is nothing but a translation of god ... like do you literally say "GOD" if youre german ? russian ? i dunno Yugoslavian? no every language (almost every) has a different name for it , although it does not mean every language believes in a different god.

  • @HippieConvoySeason well i dont know alot about judaism but u said every religon has its own god , well youre wrong , for example islam and christianity have the same god (people who dont know stuff about islam will say the opposite) , except for islam says that jesus was nothing but a messenger of god , a prophet but not his son...

  • @HippieConvoySeason God of sun bro, RA ... dude srsly , which god ? what kind of question is this ? the only god who exists.

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

    FUCKS ALL PEOPLES WHO HITZ DISLIKES BUTTONS

  • @wayrob96 ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐

  • @wayrob96 DISLIKERS FEEL MY HATE!!! AWAIT YOUR FATE!!!! UR TIME HAS COME TO DIE ON STAGE!!!

  • @Llortsaccount I would like to actually hear you say what you just typed in public, oh wait. You wont, your too afraid but not when your hiding behind your screen. Jesus, stupid white people like you DO need to DIE. Come here little boy, I hold the secrets to your Deth

  • @Llortsaccount Uhh. Where the hell did you get me being black from? I'm perfectly white. You're just mad because your mother has a bigger dick than you....

  • @wartoothstache Actually his (Llortsaccount) mother doesn't have a dick because it would of gotten in the way of her humping mine last night! :) Btw I am black and After what I did to his mother last night she won't be capable of going back either. Ps I love this song!

  • @Avidann Haha. It probably did. He knows better than to insult Dethklok and tell US to get a life.

    P.S. I love this song, too!!

  • @wartoothstache HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!

  • this isnt satanic music you bunch morons

  • @Llortsaccount If you hate this "satanic crap" then get the fuck off ths song, you pissy, moany, ass-cracker.

  • I like their first album, some pretty awesome melodic death metal. This is one of my favorites. \m/

  • Stop Feeding the trolls! fuck them and anyone who comments negative shit they have no lives! and to those who dont like it why the fuck are you here in the first place???

  • @achilleskid820 really if they dont like it why are they even here

  • @carsonfergi13 to troll and cause problems while they masturbate to their own comments most likely

  • satanic music is for fags

  • @SuperGearhead666 Really? I'm a proud fag, then.

  • @BEAVERSRAWK your cool real cool

  • @SuperGearhead666 Ironic, eh? 666 is in your youtube name.

  • @SuperGearhead666 By the way, why the hell are you even on this "satanic" song?!

  • @Llortsaccount i am a metalhead , i DO listen to so called by u , "satanic" music , i do , but i also truly believe in god , music and religion have nothing to do with each other , get a life...

  • @dude5857236 can you define satanic a little? Do you mean music that someone's grandma would hear and think came from the depths of perdition, or music that honestly celebrates satan and/or disses God?

  • @ggcpres whatever the dude who i adressed the reply to meant ...

  • @dude5857236

    very true... i agree completely..

  • @reggiebellasasha hha agree with what exactly ? i commented about 10 comments :P

  • @dude5857236

    For Fucking Real.

  • @dude5857236 same here brah

  • @dude5857236 OMFG YESSS MAN UR MY HERO I HATE PPL AND MY PARENTS THAT THINK THAT. my parents think this beauty is bad and is the devils music and revels me im like wow stfu i just love the music nothing else its not gunna change me and myself im christian i hate beying judged 4 lisenin to this

  • @dude5857236 Hahahahah that's being a Gay Catholic and a Jewish Nazi

  • @TheStrawberryLolicon

    not really.

    that's not contradicting.

    what you said is.

    his points are not.

    music and religion don't define eachother, and people who listen to this kind of music, it's their choice, and as long as they're a following person, its ok.

  • @ChrisSevU2 I agree music and religion shouldn't go together but you're still doing something against what the Church tells ya hahahah

  • @TheStrawberryLolicon yea but the bible says a woman who is raped must marry their rapist and that incest is a good thing and that women are property ect... so whats your point the bible say alot of things and most of them contradict other things said in the bible... its full of plot holes and doesnt have any character delovpement, if taken as a novel instead of a "holy" book it is very poorly written, and its just plagerized from other accounts of solar messiahs from that region of the wold...

  • @TheStrawberryLolicon hey what do you get a nazi child for christmas?

    the g.i.jew easy bake oven...

    ok now that we have the bad holocaust joke out of the way ...

    just an fyi there are jew nazis and gay catholics ... hitler was half jewish and he lead the nazis and every priest is a fag... whats your point... ? you do realize that 99% of the world are hypocrites right?

  • @kenmabie It doesn't excuse the person for being stupid. Embrace stupidity is mental illness.

  • @TheStrawberryLolicon nah id rather take the stupid out hang them with barbed wire from their scrotums and then shit on them from a higher branch  all they while playing justin beiber at loud volumes untill their ears bleed and they have ruptured ear drums and then i can really start to get brutal on them

  • @TheStrawberryLolicon also ... "embrace stupidity" ... i never heard a more honest description of joining a religion...

  • @dude5857236 " i also truly believe in god " ಠ_ಠ

    so you believe theres an invisible space man who watches you and everyoneelse on the planet poop and masturbate 24 hours a day 7 days a week and while flosting on his cloud watching all 6.5 billion of us pooping and jerking off he is listening to 6.5 billion people whisper to him all at once...

    ಠ益ಠ dude fuck you seriously fuck you

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  • @kenmabie watch your tongue fucker.

  • @dude5857236 or what your going to harm me because i dont believe in your invisible space man... how ver religious of you ..."believe what i believe or ill hurt you" .. somthing tells me that isnt WWJD cock sucker

  • @kenmabie it wasnt because of ur religious ideas idiot , i dont care wether you believe in god or not , it was because you wrote "ಠ益ಠ dude fuck you seriously fuck you"

  • @dude5857236 im sorry i didnt know you owed the right to ascii faces on the internet... oh wait you dont... you mean now you just look like an even bigger moron being stupid over petty shit... well here you go attention whore...

    ಠ益ಠ

    ಥ⌣ಥ

    ಠ_ಠ

    and a special one just for you

    ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • @kenmabie are you fuckin stupid ? its not about the face idiotic moron , its because you wrote "fuck you seriously fuck you" go choke on a dick cocksucker.

  • @dude5857236 u mad bro? aw i didnt know you own the copy right to the phrase "fuck you seriously fuck you" are you gonna cry on here some more about it and show how much of a bitch you are ... boo hoo hoo butthurt internet toughguy... all butt hurt case he thinks he owns a phrase... hold on i gotta make a call... hello yes, whine one one we need a waaambulance a faggot is butthurt ... hey ... fuck you seriously fuck you ಠ益ಠ

  • @kenmabie dude the fuck is wrong with you ? i wont even answer cuz uve got serious problems pal , what your adoptive mom didnt give a fuck about you and now youre angry on the whole world ?

  • @dude5857236 and dont get me wrong i see your point... in order for satan to exsist god must exsist also right? so its not htat you are celebrating satan by listing to "satanic music" its that you are reminding yourself that if evil exsist so must good right... but when you get to the base of it all , you still believe in an imaginary invisible magical space man floating on a cloud... (i know this because its the image that was drip fed to everyone since they were born ...) religion is lies

  • @Llortsaccount CRRRRRRAAAAAABBBB BATTTTTTLLLLEEEEEE OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Honestly? A faith argument? xD

  • Anyone else noticed that the main riff sounds like the main riff from Ten Ton Hammer?

  • Dethklok has summoned a troll.

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  • @Llortsaccount if you dont like metal dont listen to it and definitly dont insult it when all these metal heads are reading shit like this. btw if you believe in god and shit then your a dumb shit. theres no proof to any of that crap so shut the fuck up and stop writing comments places where no1 wants to fucking hear the bull shit. fuck you, you religous ass hole!

  • @huggableCUPCAKE Dude I'm christian so I won't tell you to fuck off (though I want to). My best friend is atheist, ALL I listen to is metal and I would give the shirt off my back to just about anyone, but I guess I'm still an asshole for believing in god. Were all human beings on this earth and we must respect each others beliefs. Believe me some Christians piss me off to but it has nothing to do with the fact that they're christian, they are just assholes.

  • @wdfaw its fine if your christian it does not mean your an asshole i was just talking to that Llortsaccount person. and im not a dude... so dont call me one

  • @huggableCUPCAKE There is no hell, but since you wouldn't believe in it anyway, enjoy your metaphysical non-existence.

  • @Llortsaccount I get really tired of your fucking kind. Wrong here, wrong there, wrong about everything you've ever done, yelling at the rest of the world, that they should correct their actions to suit your specific taste, based on what? That's 9 documented times you've been wrong about the end of the world. Why don't you just stop hmm? All of you. Just stop. Fuck off, and believe in your religion BY YOURSELF. I don't believe in your murderous god OR your devil so give the fuck up.

  • @Llortsaccount People would stop correcting you, if you'd stop being blatantly ignorant, simple, and flat out wrong, offensive and fundamentalist, on comment boxes where nobody gives an ox cock farting grape flavoured bovinate semen about your fucking retard opinion. If you don't like the music, if you can't appreciate the message, then GET THE FUCK OUT. That's MY message, to you. Get, the fuck out, you simple minded preaching, confused, ignoramous dickeater, just get the fuck out.

  • @Llortsaccount IM NEVER GONNA DIE!

  • @Llortsaccount If you're going to be an ignorant conversionist christian, do your god damn research first next time. NOT that anybody will listen to you and your insane ramblings that violate humanity, but atleast you won't look like an idiot next time.

  • @Llortsaccount *sigh* and then I read your first comment. How ignorant can one person be? Metal isn't satanic... Metal is simply brutal. It centralizes around depression and ultimate expression of both rage and sadness, in a muddled mixflurry of emotions. That's deathmetal. Metal is simply a brutal form of music which expresses largely negative emotions. SATANIC metal, is satanic, it's exactly what it says on the tin.

  • @Llortsaccount If your god is real, I'd rather slum it in hell with your devil, rather than serve some monster dogmatically, killing the different, making the world wear a mask of indentity robbing soullessness in the name of some madman who throws lightning bolts, and killed his own fucking son.

  • @Llortsaccount I agree that he has no right to be ignorant in that manner, but neither do you. Period. Athiests make up likely a good portion of your circle of friends. If it weren't for my own spiritual beliefs, I would be completely athiests (I still don't believe in any god of any sort). My logic? Who worships a god that makes people commit unspeakable horrors in his name? Who believes in a god that never shows his face, and if he does exist, is sociopathic and sick?

  • @Llortsaccount SATAN AND CHRISTIANS SUCK! METAL FOREVER! GO SUCK THE POPE

  • @Llortsaccount YOU SUCK YOU CHRISTIAN ARSE

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  • this song is so fucking brutal.....

  • EVERYONE DETHKLOK IS PLAYING LIVE AT SAN BENIDINO!!!!!!!

  • hahahaha i love how right next to a dethklok vid theres an add for a christian prayer center. only on youtube 

  • @DJTwitchify should it matter? 

  • DAMN IT, one of the best fu***** beats that I've ever heard is part of a song that is associated with a TV show. This could easily be my fav song if the lyrics were different :(

  • I tried headbanging to this but it hurt from my headbanging whilst listening to them yesterday, i shit u not

  • i <3 dethklok :)

  • Im going to have to come to the defense of Metallica, as they do NOT suck.

  • This will defo make justing beiber hit his puberty. ^^

  • in seriousness, i do really like this song though and the band

  • Pease take my wife!

    Pease take my wife!

    Then i'll take your wife!

    Then i'll fuck your wife!!

  • now who could dislike this song? :/

  • DIE FOR DETHKLOK

  • fuck french class...i'd rather listen to dethklok

  • Man Nathan looks almost exactly like one of my characters (Damian) in a cheesy Mortal Combat story I wrote years ago!!

  • Hey bodybag, hows it goin? :D

  • @LoviothoN :D doing fine actually!

  • great music too bad the vocalists totally sucks so far i only heard one monotone sound come out of him

  • @DonBart0z lol thats cuz its metal, not bieber songs in the shower.

  • @MrOutrighteous yeh but you can have awesome metal with a better vocalist im just saying the're still pretty good though

  • Skwisgaar: Let's get out of here, this place is a total Sausage Festival...

    Toki: But, I love Sausage Festival!

  • if we were honestly to combat pop metal, the amount of pussy prepubescant teens and gay men would annihalate (dont know how its spelled) us.

    justin beiber's BABY OOOH (<-- gay) song has like 500,000,000 views. lots of fans.

    its a shame what this world has turned in to.

  • @StormHornet56 But if you think about the pure size and power of metal fans, compared to the tiny and childlike pop fans.....

  • @metalmittens Compare the numbers though. Yeah, there's a decent sum of metal heads, but pop has an unending legion of zombies and 12 year olds.

  • @LeviathanIncarnate And how many 12 year olds do you know that own guns like metal fans do? Or have any combat experience whatsoever? Besides, all we have to do is push them over, they'd cry over a skinned knee

  • @StormHornet56 not really haha most of those views are metalheads and other groups hating on that fag :p you see the dislike bar? and theres gotta be an undending amount of comments that talk shit on him

  • @devildrive04 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH HOLY SHIT TWICE AS MANY DISLIKES

    my fantasy is that my girlfriend and i would go to Hawaii and be the only ones there. Then shed get in the water and turn into a FUCKING MERMAID! AND THEN SHOOT JUSTIN BEIBER WITH AN AK47 HAHAHAH SUPER FANTASY XD

  • @StormHornet56 The funny thing is, those people you talk about 'combating' generally don't give internet metal nerds like you a second thought. Believe me, Metal is my favorite genre, that there is no epic battle between metal and pop culture, and no one that listens to beiber comes on youtube to rally against a genre of music that no one in the grand scheme of things gives a fuck about. Who's a bigger fag? A kid that loves pop, or a metalhead that makes up epic wars on youtube comment threads.

  • @biffsaysfukyou810 True I ignore pop music wholy I dont even bother learning the names of these pop singers because they come and go every 2 years. Music like this is always good because of its own merrit not popularity of some idiotic fad. Pop isnt worth hating.

  • @biffsaysfukyou810 you make me feel gay. i dont like you.

  • @biffsaysfukyou810 you make me feel gay.

    i dont like you.

  • @biffsaysfukyou810 i think the bigger fag is YOU! WE NEED BIEBER TO FUCK OFF OUR COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE

  • This song always pumps me up when working out

  • HAIL DETHKLOK!

  • @detheditor

    Hail!

  • @1379crisG Same here!! xD

  • aww bodybag....

  • This songs about santa right?

  • please take my wife, please take my wife, then ill take your wife, then ill fuck your wife

    lol

  • My kitten whispers these lyrics as i sleep...

  • @drummerman324 stolen.

  • @marsling12 that may be....but you sir, are a fuckwad

  • @drummerman324 Yup,totally.

  • i die every time i here pop music

  • 1:51....did he say fuck your wife?

  • @NotCops he says:

    "Please take my wife"

    "Please take my wife"

    Then i'll take your wife

    THEN I'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!

  • 12 people have no sense of humor.

  • @plannedbyreaperLight And no taste \m/

  • @JederCoulious check

  • you know whos betther than dethklok?

    trick question they killed all there competiters

  • @JederCoulious yes?

  • I've been craving something as heavy as this all day. couldn't find a thing like it. Thank god for Dethklok.

  • so what came first the show or the band?

  • @turtelman1234 -- Trick question. The "band" was created for the sole purpose of giving the characters/band in the show a voice. So technically, the show. The actual band itself doesn't exist, only to give sound to the fictional characters while "on tour".

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  • @JederCoulious haha Nathan is the best ventriloquist ever :)

  • Metal Heads Unite! We can defeat pop music, with Dethklok at the head of the charge!

  • @Jax7787 FIRST let's take out rap...

  • @Jax7787 But this is not metal, this is an imaginary band created by Adult Swim. This band only exist for the same reason Pop does, to make money. Haha. For your health.

  • @bigfloridapimp So? The cartoon is hilarious, and the music is good.. Who gives a crap about comercialness?

  • @bigfloridapimp they are real, they tour live, and you everyone exists for only money so your whole comment is irrelevant

  • @alyykoltashh But its not a real band, they were only made because of a cartoon show.

  • @bigfloridapimp Just because a band was formed from a tv show doesnt mean its not really a band. Thats like saying hannah montana isnt an artist because she started off as a tv show.

  • @bigfloridapimp the band wasnt created by adult swim u dumb shit it was created by brendan small who just so happened to pitch the show idea to adult swim but they had nothing to do with the creation of dethklok nor the show that was all brendon small and tommy blacha

  • @acedeno51 Now now sweet heart, no need to get pissy and start to cry. Fact is, Williams Street produces everything Dethklok does. Fact is, the band did not make any music until AFTER the creation of the show. Therefor pumpkin, Dethklok is not a real band, just marketing for the show/Williams Street/Adult Swim.

    Kay baby? OK. Love you too. :D

  • @bigfloridapimp im not getting pissy im simply stating that wut u r saying makes no sense.. dethklok does not tour just to promote the show and get new people to watch brendon small takes the band on tour to make money just like every other band... Williams street produces everything they do because he is signed under their label thats like saying every band isnt real because they dont produce their own shit

  • @bigfloridapimp if they go on tour then its a fucking real band

  • @bigfloridapimp fuck you, they go on tour, write their own songs, have members. Its a real band. who cares if adult swim produces it. Dethklok was on tour with Mastodon in the adult swim tour. are you saying Mastodon isnt a real band either? just accept that you were wrong about it.