the fucking best non-real band of the wolrd !!!... Deathklok deffinetly kick the ass from thousands of "real" bands... ( With real i mean, people, humans xD )
Just to mention. I am a fervent Bible believing Christian. There is a big difference between something non Christian and something Satanic. I won't listen to bands that openly promote Satanism, but I mostly listen to secular music. Hate to break it, but most Christian music utterly sucks. Thus I listen to Metallica, Maiden, Megadeth, Rush, Pink Floyd, I really like Dethklok too, it sorta reminds me of Iron Maiden. Just really heavy. Anywho, this aint Satanic by any means, it's just brutal metal
@ninjaman5239 Yh I am Christian too, and I LOVE Dethklok, but the thing is, people say they are "satanic" band because in one of the episodes they summoned a troll, which in my opinion is a quite satanic. and also they are brutal and stuff....
@ninjaman5239 Dude, Christians kill children, a lot of them, in fact, in the other side we have Satanists who actually bring their children up, what a sad world. May zombie Jesus help you!
Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say ALL Christian music sucks. The thing is, nowadays people try to make Christian music Mainstream to appeal to everyone. Bands like Stryper and Kutless (I think that's how you spell it.) are good bands, along with a few other ones.
@Llortsaccount all metal heads ignore this christian bastard he's trolling for trouble and he's about to get it he's mad cuzz his dick is small his wife looks like micheal jackson his kids are fat and ugly and he cant make beutiful music like this
this song is so awesome i closed my laptop and walked all the way around the pool where i work and sat donw at an entirelly different location and it was still going the whole time.
@HippieConvoySeason ...You're wrong ;) allah is nothing but a translation of god ... like do you literally say "GOD" if youre german ? russian ? i dunno Yugoslavian? no every language (almost every) has a different name for it , although it does not mean every language believes in a different god.
@HippieConvoySeason well i dont know alot about judaism but u said every religon has its own god , well youre wrong , for example islam and christianity have the same god (people who dont know stuff about islam will say the opposite) , except for islam says that jesus was nothing but a messenger of god , a prophet but not his son...
@Llortsaccount I would like to actually hear you say what you just typed in public, oh wait. You wont, your too afraid but not when your hiding behind your screen. Jesus, stupid white people like you DO need to DIE. Come here little boy, I hold the secrets to your Deth
@Llortsaccount Uhh. Where the hell did you get me being black from? I'm perfectly white. You're just mad because your mother has a bigger dick than you....
@wartoothstache Actually his (Llortsaccount) mother doesn't have a dick because it would of gotten in the way of her humping mine last night! :) Btw I am black and After what I did to his mother last night she won't be capable of going back either. Ps I love this song!
Stop Feeding the trolls! fuck them and anyone who comments negative shit they have no lives! and to those who dont like it why the fuck are you here in the first place???
@Llortsaccount i am a metalhead , i DO listen to so called by u , "satanic" music , i do , but i also truly believe in god , music and religion have nothing to do with each other , get a life...
@dude5857236 can you define satanic a little? Do you mean music that someone's grandma would hear and think came from the depths of perdition, or music that honestly celebrates satan and/or disses God?
@dude5857236 OMFG YESSS MAN UR MY HERO I HATE PPL AND MY PARENTS THAT THINK THAT. my parents think this beauty is bad and is the devils music and revels me im like wow stfu i just love the music nothing else its not gunna change me and myself im christian i hate beying judged 4 lisenin to this
music and religion don't define eachother, and people who listen to this kind of music, it's their choice, and as long as they're a following person, its ok.
@TheStrawberryLolicon yea but the bible says a woman who is raped must marry their rapist and that incest is a good thing and that women are property ect... so whats your point the bible say alot of things and most of them contradict other things said in the bible... its full of plot holes and doesnt have any character delovpement, if taken as a novel instead of a "holy" book it is very poorly written, and its just plagerized from other accounts of solar messiahs from that region of the wold...
ok now that we have the bad holocaust joke out of the way ...
just an fyi there are jew nazis and gay catholics ... hitler was half jewish and he lead the nazis and every priest is a fag... whats your point... ? you do realize that 99% of the world are hypocrites right?
@TheStrawberryLolicon nah id rather take the stupid out hang them with barbed wire from their scrotums and then shit on them from a higher branch all they while playing justin beiber at loud volumes untill their ears bleed and they have ruptured ear drums and then i can really start to get brutal on them
so you believe theres an invisible space man who watches you and everyoneelse on the planet poop and masturbate 24 hours a day 7 days a week and while flosting on his cloud watching all 6.5 billion of us pooping and jerking off he is listening to 6.5 billion people whisper to him all at once...
@dude5857236 or what your going to harm me because i dont believe in your invisible space man... how ver religious of you ..."believe what i believe or ill hurt you" .. somthing tells me that isnt WWJD cock sucker
@kenmabie it wasnt because of ur religious ideas idiot , i dont care wether you believe in god or not , it was because you wrote "ಠ益ಠ dude fuck you seriously fuck you"
@dude5857236 im sorry i didnt know you owed the right to ascii faces on the internet... oh wait you dont... you mean now you just look like an even bigger moron being stupid over petty shit... well here you go attention whore...
@kenmabie are you fuckin stupid ? its not about the face idiotic moron , its because you wrote "fuck you seriously fuck you" go choke on a dick cocksucker.
@dude5857236 u mad bro? aw i didnt know you own the copy right to the phrase "fuck you seriously fuck you" are you gonna cry on here some more about it and show how much of a bitch you are ... boo hoo hoo butthurt internet toughguy... all butt hurt case he thinks he owns a phrase... hold on i gotta make a call... hello yes, whine one one we need a waaambulance a faggot is butthurt ... hey ... fuck you seriously fuck you ಠ益ಠ
@kenmabie dude the fuck is wrong with you ? i wont even answer cuz uve got serious problems pal , what your adoptive mom didnt give a fuck about you and now youre angry on the whole world ?
@dude5857236 did you learn nothign from the episode where murderface finds religion... and THEY ARE ALL THE SAME... its just a bunch of dildos arguing over whos made up imaginary invisible space man is better... take you and your belief in a magical invisible space man and piss off... religion aint metal
@dude5857236 and dont get me wrong i see your point... in order for satan to exsist god must exsist also right? so its not htat you are celebrating satan by listing to "satanic music" its that you are reminding yourself that if evil exsist so must good right... but when you get to the base of it all , you still believe in an imaginary invisible magical space man floating on a cloud... (i know this because its the image that was drip fed to everyone since they were born ...) religion is lies
@Llortsaccount if you dont like metal dont listen to it and definitly dont insult it when all these metal heads are reading shit like this. btw if you believe in god and shit then your a dumb shit. theres no proof to any of that crap so shut the fuck up and stop writing comments places where no1 wants to fucking hear the bull shit. fuck you, you religous ass hole!
@huggableCUPCAKE Dude I'm christian so I won't tell you to fuck off (though I want to). My best friend is atheist, ALL I listen to is metal and I would give the shirt off my back to just about anyone, but I guess I'm still an asshole for believing in god. Were all human beings on this earth and we must respect each others beliefs. Believe me some Christians piss me off to but it has nothing to do with the fact that they're christian, they are just assholes.
@wdfaw its fine if your christian it does not mean your an asshole i was just talking to that Llortsaccount person. and im not a dude... so dont call me one
@Llortsaccount I get really tired of your fucking kind. Wrong here, wrong there, wrong about everything you've ever done, yelling at the rest of the world, that they should correct their actions to suit your specific taste, based on what? That's 9 documented times you've been wrong about the end of the world. Why don't you just stop hmm? All of you. Just stop. Fuck off, and believe in your religion BY YOURSELF. I don't believe in your murderous god OR your devil so give the fuck up.
@Llortsaccount People would stop correcting you, if you'd stop being blatantly ignorant, simple, and flat out wrong, offensive and fundamentalist, on comment boxes where nobody gives an ox cock farting grape flavoured bovinate semen about your fucking retard opinion. If you don't like the music, if you can't appreciate the message, then GET THE FUCK OUT. That's MY message, to you. Get, the fuck out, you simple minded preaching, confused, ignoramous dickeater, just get the fuck out.
@Llortsaccount If you're going to be an ignorant conversionist christian, do your god damn research first next time. NOT that anybody will listen to you and your insane ramblings that violate humanity, but atleast you won't look like an idiot next time.
@Llortsaccount *sigh* and then I read your first comment. How ignorant can one person be? Metal isn't satanic... Metal is simply brutal. It centralizes around depression and ultimate expression of both rage and sadness, in a muddled mixflurry of emotions. That's deathmetal. Metal is simply a brutal form of music which expresses largely negative emotions. SATANIC metal, is satanic, it's exactly what it says on the tin.
@Llortsaccount If your god is real, I'd rather slum it in hell with your devil, rather than serve some monster dogmatically, killing the different, making the world wear a mask of indentity robbing soullessness in the name of some madman who throws lightning bolts, and killed his own fucking son.
@Llortsaccount I agree that he has no right to be ignorant in that manner, but neither do you. Period. Athiests make up likely a good portion of your circle of friends. If it weren't for my own spiritual beliefs, I would be completely athiests (I still don't believe in any god of any sort). My logic? Who worships a god that makes people commit unspeakable horrors in his name? Who believes in a god that never shows his face, and if he does exist, is sociopathic and sick?
DAMN IT, one of the best fu***** beats that I've ever heard is part of a song that is associated with a TV show. This could easily be my fav song if the lyrics were different :(
@LeviathanIncarnate And how many 12 year olds do you know that own guns like metal fans do? Or have any combat experience whatsoever? Besides, all we have to do is push them over, they'd cry over a skinned knee
@StormHornet56 not really haha most of those views are metalheads and other groups hating on that fag :p you see the dislike bar? and theres gotta be an undending amount of comments that talk shit on him
@devildrive04 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH HOLY SHIT TWICE AS MANY DISLIKES
my fantasy is that my girlfriend and i would go to Hawaii and be the only ones there. Then shed get in the water and turn into a FUCKING MERMAID! AND THEN SHOOT JUSTIN BEIBER WITH AN AK47 HAHAHAH SUPER FANTASY XD
@StormHornet56 The funny thing is, those people you talk about 'combating' generally don't give internet metal nerds like you a second thought. Believe me, Metal is my favorite genre, that there is no epic battle between metal and pop culture, and no one that listens to beiber comes on youtube to rally against a genre of music that no one in the grand scheme of things gives a fuck about. Who's a bigger fag? A kid that loves pop, or a metalhead that makes up epic wars on youtube comment threads.
@biffsaysfukyou810 True I ignore pop music wholy I dont even bother learning the names of these pop singers because they come and go every 2 years. Music like this is always good because of its own merrit not popularity of some idiotic fad. Pop isnt worth hating.
@turtelman1234 -- Trick question. The "band" was created for the sole purpose of giving the characters/band in the show a voice. So technically, the show. The actual band itself doesn't exist, only to give sound to the fictional characters while "on tour".
@Jax7787 But this is not metal, this is an imaginary band created by Adult Swim. This band only exist for the same reason Pop does, to make money. Haha. For your health.
@bigfloridapimp Just because a band was formed from a tv show doesnt mean its not really a band. Thats like saying hannah montana isnt an artist because she started off as a tv show.
@bigfloridapimp the band wasnt created by adult swim u dumb shit it was created by brendan small who just so happened to pitch the show idea to adult swim but they had nothing to do with the creation of dethklok nor the show that was all brendon small and tommy blacha
@acedeno51 Now now sweet heart, no need to get pissy and start to cry. Fact is, Williams Street produces everything Dethklok does. Fact is, the band did not make any music until AFTER the creation of the show. Therefor pumpkin, Dethklok is not a real band, just marketing for the show/Williams Street/Adult Swim.
@bigfloridapimp im not getting pissy im simply stating that wut u r saying makes no sense.. dethklok does not tour just to promote the show and get new people to watch brendon small takes the band on tour to make money just like every other band... Williams street produces everything they do because he is signed under their label thats like saying every band isnt real because they dont produce their own shit
@bigfloridapimp fuck you, they go on tour, write their own songs, have members. Its a real band. who cares if adult swim produces it. Dethklok was on tour with Mastodon in the adult swim tour. are you saying Mastodon isnt a real band either? just accept that you were wrong about it.
yeahhh
gabriel58896 6 days ago
14 people typed in deathclock instead!:D
erickisnumberone 1 month ago
14 people deserve the boots put to them medium style
seetherrox1989 2 months ago 4
Please take my wife, Please take my wife
Then I'll take your wife, then I'll fuck your wife
FUCKING EPIC xDD
BuenaVergaVonGranPil 3 months ago 4
epic song
jbwizard101 3 months ago
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jelamade 3 months ago
my mom says this is devil music, then i throw up the horns and start headbanging, and she rolls her eyes
biometal770 4 months ago 13
@biometal770 just if the mums say its shit,devil,evil or something like this ...its good music
freak4388 1 month ago
Black guy like this! Tell these cops"DIE ON STAGE!!!!!!!!!"
abusedbynycpolice 4 months ago
Man this is fuckin sick as hell
godsofpersia12 4 months ago
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Ron Paul 2012
SereneiBE 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Dethklok
I hate how all you a faggots make subgenres for unimportant stuff.
If it has dethklok it's metal everything else is dildos.
Jamsessionroom1337 5 months ago 4
Thumbs up if tried to find what "Llortsaccount" said but couldn't find it \m/
AFmetalhead666 5 months ago
@kurtlynpierre I'm pretty sure 'dethlock' is a wrestling move and it's Sting's finisher moves from TNA.
AFmetalhead666 5 months ago
@AFmetalhead666 stings signature submission move is the "scorpion death lock".
dreadvenom1 4 months ago
the fucking best non-real band of the wolrd !!!... Deathklok deffinetly kick the ass from thousands of "real" bands... ( With real i mean, people, humans xD )
valmont1602 5 months ago
@valmont1602
Dethklok is a real band! It's just the members on the show are fake. Look up live shows of them! Brendan Small kicks ass! :3
Uberado 5 months ago
@Uberado Of course i know its real people playing the music, but i wasnt refearing to that ... ¬¬
valmont1602 5 months ago
@valmont1602
Lol m'kay just checkin'. You'd be surprised how many people think there isn't a real Dethklok who make actual albums and perform live and whatnot. :O
Uberado 5 months ago
Fuck your fake, evil, murdering, christian religion. Billions of innocents have perished at the hands of you religious zealots.
MagatsuKage 5 months ago
@MagatsuKage
Obvious Troll is Obvious. >_>
Uberado 5 months ago
Just to mention. I am a fervent Bible believing Christian. There is a big difference between something non Christian and something Satanic. I won't listen to bands that openly promote Satanism, but I mostly listen to secular music. Hate to break it, but most Christian music utterly sucks. Thus I listen to Metallica, Maiden, Megadeth, Rush, Pink Floyd, I really like Dethklok too, it sorta reminds me of Iron Maiden. Just really heavy. Anywho, this aint Satanic by any means, it's just brutal metal
ninjaman5239 6 months ago
@ninjaman5239 Yh I am Christian too, and I LOVE Dethklok, but the thing is, people say they are "satanic" band because in one of the episodes they summoned a troll, which in my opinion is a quite satanic. and also they are brutal and stuff....
Ranma051 6 months ago
@ninjaman5239 Dude, Christians kill children, a lot of them, in fact, in the other side we have Satanists who actually bring their children up, what a sad world. May zombie Jesus help you!
Ryuuken24 6 months ago
@Ryuuken24 I am both from now on >.< can I be both?
Ranma051 6 months ago
@Ranma051 You wanna be both, guess what, no religion. Enjoy!
Ryuuken24 6 months ago
@Ryuuken24 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Ranma051 6 months ago
@Ryuuken24 O_o wtf?
TheRawRvid 5 months ago
@ninjaman5239
Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say ALL Christian music sucks. The thing is, nowadays people try to make Christian music Mainstream to appeal to everyone. Bands like Stryper and Kutless (I think that's how you spell it.) are good bands, along with a few other ones.
Uberado 5 months ago
@Uberado stryper sucks dude, check out Believer, now thats a good christian band
bloodybloodshed 5 months ago
@bloodybloodshed
If that's your opinion. What style of music is Believer? I'm open to anything but Crunkcore.
Uberado 5 months ago
@Uberado ITS CRUNKCORE XD, Nah just kidding theyre like a hybrid between tech-death and thrash metal
bloodybloodshed 5 months ago
@huppeldepup308 We kill trolls with dethklox cell phones >:( AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
ordepolbap 6 months ago
@Llortsaccount all metal heads ignore this christian bastard he's trolling for trouble and he's about to get it he's mad cuzz his dick is small his wife looks like micheal jackson his kids are fat and ugly and he cant make beutiful music like this
P2prototype2 6 months ago 3
this song is so awesome i closed my laptop and walked all the way around the pool where i work and sat donw at an entirelly different location and it was still going the whole time.
sssKKKaaaattteee 6 months ago
WTF THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD, GTFO! GOD FAGS!
PartyBoy693r 6 months ago
its goood to hate everyone at my school hates me but fears me to much to do anything about it
TheJackel410 6 months ago
@Llortsaccount rassist...
AbelStefan 6 months ago
@HippieConvoySeason ...You're wrong ;) allah is nothing but a translation of god ... like do you literally say "GOD" if youre german ? russian ? i dunno Yugoslavian? no every language (almost every) has a different name for it , although it does not mean every language believes in a different god.
dude5857236 6 months ago
@HippieConvoySeason well i dont know alot about judaism but u said every religon has its own god , well youre wrong , for example islam and christianity have the same god (people who dont know stuff about islam will say the opposite) , except for islam says that jesus was nothing but a messenger of god , a prophet but not his son...
dude5857236 6 months ago
@HippieConvoySeason God of sun bro, RA ... dude srsly , which god ? what kind of question is this ? the only god who exists.
dude5857236 6 months ago
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FUCKS ALL PEOPLES WHO HITZ DISLIKES BUTTONS
wayrob96 7 months ago 63
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MaoMavo 4 months ago in playlist Dethklok!
@wayrob96 DISLIKERS FEEL MY HATE!!! AWAIT YOUR FATE!!!! UR TIME HAS COME TO DIE ON STAGE!!!
EXTERMINATVS 4 months ago 6
@Llortsaccount I would like to actually hear you say what you just typed in public, oh wait. You wont, your too afraid but not when your hiding behind your screen. Jesus, stupid white people like you DO need to DIE. Come here little boy, I hold the secrets to your Deth
GroundUpChildren 7 months ago
@Llortsaccount Uhh. Where the hell did you get me being black from? I'm perfectly white. You're just mad because your mother has a bigger dick than you....
wartoothstache 7 months ago
@wartoothstache Actually his (Llortsaccount) mother doesn't have a dick because it would of gotten in the way of her humping mine last night! :) Btw I am black and After what I did to his mother last night she won't be capable of going back either. Ps I love this song!
Avidann 7 months ago 3
@Avidann Haha. It probably did. He knows better than to insult Dethklok and tell US to get a life.
P.S. I love this song, too!!
wartoothstache 7 months ago
@wartoothstache HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
daniel16693 6 months ago
this isnt satanic music you bunch morons
SuperGearhead666 7 months ago in playlist playlist
@Llortsaccount If you hate this "satanic crap" then get the fuck off ths song, you pissy, moany, ass-cracker.
wartoothstache 7 months ago
I like their first album, some pretty awesome melodic death metal. This is one of my favorites. \m/
THExxBLaCKxxReDNeCK 7 months ago
Stop Feeding the trolls! fuck them and anyone who comments negative shit they have no lives! and to those who dont like it why the fuck are you here in the first place???
achilleskid820 7 months ago
@achilleskid820 really if they dont like it why are they even here
carsonfergi13 7 months ago
@carsonfergi13 to troll and cause problems while they masturbate to their own comments most likely
achilleskid820 7 months ago
satanic music is for fags
SuperGearhead666 7 months ago in playlist playlist
@SuperGearhead666 Really? I'm a proud fag, then.
BEAVERSRAWK 7 months ago
@BEAVERSRAWK your cool real cool
SuperGearhead666 7 months ago
@SuperGearhead666 Ironic, eh? 666 is in your youtube name.
wartoothstache 7 months ago
@SuperGearhead666 By the way, why the hell are you even on this "satanic" song?!
wartoothstache 7 months ago
@Llortsaccount i am a metalhead , i DO listen to so called by u , "satanic" music , i do , but i also truly believe in god , music and religion have nothing to do with each other , get a life...
dude5857236 7 months ago 52
@dude5857236 can you define satanic a little? Do you mean music that someone's grandma would hear and think came from the depths of perdition, or music that honestly celebrates satan and/or disses God?
ggcpres 6 months ago in playlist Dethalbum 1, Dethalbum 2
@ggcpres whatever the dude who i adressed the reply to meant ...
dude5857236 6 months ago
@dude5857236
very true... i agree completely..
reggiebellasasha 6 months ago
@reggiebellasasha hha agree with what exactly ? i commented about 10 comments :P
dude5857236 6 months ago
@dude5857236
For Fucking Real.
JacksonChaos 5 months ago
@dude5857236 same here brah
SpineSauce 5 months ago
@dude5857236 OMFG YESSS MAN UR MY HERO I HATE PPL AND MY PARENTS THAT THINK THAT. my parents think this beauty is bad and is the devils music and revels me im like wow stfu i just love the music nothing else its not gunna change me and myself im christian i hate beying judged 4 lisenin to this
guevara7531 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Dethklok 5
@dude5857236 Hahahahah that's being a Gay Catholic and a Jewish Nazi
TheStrawberryLolicon 1 month ago in playlist Dethklok Playlist
@TheStrawberryLolicon
not really.
that's not contradicting.
what you said is.
his points are not.
music and religion don't define eachother, and people who listen to this kind of music, it's their choice, and as long as they're a following person, its ok.
ChrisSevU2 1 month ago
@ChrisSevU2 I agree music and religion shouldn't go together but you're still doing something against what the Church tells ya hahahah
TheStrawberryLolicon 1 month ago
@TheStrawberryLolicon yea but the bible says a woman who is raped must marry their rapist and that incest is a good thing and that women are property ect... so whats your point the bible say alot of things and most of them contradict other things said in the bible... its full of plot holes and doesnt have any character delovpement, if taken as a novel instead of a "holy" book it is very poorly written, and its just plagerized from other accounts of solar messiahs from that region of the wold...
kenmabie 1 month ago
@TheStrawberryLolicon hey what do you get a nazi child for christmas?
the g.i.jew easy bake oven...
ok now that we have the bad holocaust joke out of the way ...
just an fyi there are jew nazis and gay catholics ... hitler was half jewish and he lead the nazis and every priest is a fag... whats your point... ? you do realize that 99% of the world are hypocrites right?
kenmabie 1 month ago
@kenmabie It doesn't excuse the person for being stupid. Embrace stupidity is mental illness.
TheStrawberryLolicon 1 month ago
@TheStrawberryLolicon nah id rather take the stupid out hang them with barbed wire from their scrotums and then shit on them from a higher branch all they while playing justin beiber at loud volumes untill their ears bleed and they have ruptured ear drums and then i can really start to get brutal on them
kenmabie 1 month ago
@TheStrawberryLolicon also ... "embrace stupidity" ... i never heard a more honest description of joining a religion...
kenmabie 1 month ago 2
@dude5857236 " i also truly believe in god " ಠ_ಠ
so you believe theres an invisible space man who watches you and everyoneelse on the planet poop and masturbate 24 hours a day 7 days a week and while flosting on his cloud watching all 6.5 billion of us pooping and jerking off he is listening to 6.5 billion people whisper to him all at once...
ಠ益ಠ dude fuck you seriously fuck you
kenmabie 1 month ago
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kenmabie 1 month ago
@kenmabie watch your tongue fucker.
dude5857236 1 month ago
@dude5857236 or what your going to harm me because i dont believe in your invisible space man... how ver religious of you ..."believe what i believe or ill hurt you" .. somthing tells me that isnt WWJD cock sucker
kenmabie 1 month ago
@kenmabie it wasnt because of ur religious ideas idiot , i dont care wether you believe in god or not , it was because you wrote "ಠ益ಠ dude fuck you seriously fuck you"
dude5857236 1 month ago
@dude5857236 im sorry i didnt know you owed the right to ascii faces on the internet... oh wait you dont... you mean now you just look like an even bigger moron being stupid over petty shit... well here you go attention whore...
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and a special one just for you
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kenmabie 1 month ago
@kenmabie are you fuckin stupid ? its not about the face idiotic moron , its because you wrote "fuck you seriously fuck you" go choke on a dick cocksucker.
dude5857236 1 month ago
@dude5857236 u mad bro? aw i didnt know you own the copy right to the phrase "fuck you seriously fuck you" are you gonna cry on here some more about it and show how much of a bitch you are ... boo hoo hoo butthurt internet toughguy... all butt hurt case he thinks he owns a phrase... hold on i gotta make a call... hello yes, whine one one we need a waaambulance a faggot is butthurt ... hey ... fuck you seriously fuck you ಠ益ಠ
kenmabie 1 month ago
@kenmabie dude the fuck is wrong with you ? i wont even answer cuz uve got serious problems pal , what your adoptive mom didnt give a fuck about you and now youre angry on the whole world ?
dude5857236 1 month ago
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@dude5857236 did you learn nothign from the episode where murderface finds religion... and THEY ARE ALL THE SAME... its just a bunch of dildos arguing over whos made up imaginary invisible space man is better... take you and your belief in a magical invisible space man and piss off... religion aint metal
kenmabie 1 month ago
@dude5857236 and dont get me wrong i see your point... in order for satan to exsist god must exsist also right? so its not htat you are celebrating satan by listing to "satanic music" its that you are reminding yourself that if evil exsist so must good right... but when you get to the base of it all , you still believe in an imaginary invisible magical space man floating on a cloud... (i know this because its the image that was drip fed to everyone since they were born ...) religion is lies
kenmabie 1 month ago
@Llortsaccount CRRRRRRAAAAAABBBB BATTTTTTLLLLEEEEEE OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AngelusFitzgerald 7 months ago
Honestly? A faith argument? xD
Calvervtutrp 7 months ago
Anyone else noticed that the main riff sounds like the main riff from Ten Ton Hammer?
bobthemuffin 8 months ago
Dethklok has summoned a troll.
plannedbyreaperLight 8 months ago
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Wtfthisisntcod 7 months ago
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@plannedbyreaperLight Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Wtfthisisntcod 7 months ago
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plannedbyreaperLight 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount if you dont like metal dont listen to it and definitly dont insult it when all these metal heads are reading shit like this. btw if you believe in god and shit then your a dumb shit. theres no proof to any of that crap so shut the fuck up and stop writing comments places where no1 wants to fucking hear the bull shit. fuck you, you religous ass hole!
huggableCUPCAKE 8 months ago
@huggableCUPCAKE Dude I'm christian so I won't tell you to fuck off (though I want to). My best friend is atheist, ALL I listen to is metal and I would give the shirt off my back to just about anyone, but I guess I'm still an asshole for believing in god. Were all human beings on this earth and we must respect each others beliefs. Believe me some Christians piss me off to but it has nothing to do with the fact that they're christian, they are just assholes.
wdfaw 8 months ago
@wdfaw its fine if your christian it does not mean your an asshole i was just talking to that Llortsaccount person. and im not a dude... so dont call me one
huggableCUPCAKE 8 months ago
@huggableCUPCAKE There is no hell, but since you wouldn't believe in it anyway, enjoy your metaphysical non-existence.
FlyingEwok3967 7 months ago
@Llortsaccount I get really tired of your fucking kind. Wrong here, wrong there, wrong about everything you've ever done, yelling at the rest of the world, that they should correct their actions to suit your specific taste, based on what? That's 9 documented times you've been wrong about the end of the world. Why don't you just stop hmm? All of you. Just stop. Fuck off, and believe in your religion BY YOURSELF. I don't believe in your murderous god OR your devil so give the fuck up.
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount People would stop correcting you, if you'd stop being blatantly ignorant, simple, and flat out wrong, offensive and fundamentalist, on comment boxes where nobody gives an ox cock farting grape flavoured bovinate semen about your fucking retard opinion. If you don't like the music, if you can't appreciate the message, then GET THE FUCK OUT. That's MY message, to you. Get, the fuck out, you simple minded preaching, confused, ignoramous dickeater, just get the fuck out.
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount IM NEVER GONNA DIE!
wowpockopa 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount If you're going to be an ignorant conversionist christian, do your god damn research first next time. NOT that anybody will listen to you and your insane ramblings that violate humanity, but atleast you won't look like an idiot next time.
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount *sigh* and then I read your first comment. How ignorant can one person be? Metal isn't satanic... Metal is simply brutal. It centralizes around depression and ultimate expression of both rage and sadness, in a muddled mixflurry of emotions. That's deathmetal. Metal is simply a brutal form of music which expresses largely negative emotions. SATANIC metal, is satanic, it's exactly what it says on the tin.
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount If your god is real, I'd rather slum it in hell with your devil, rather than serve some monster dogmatically, killing the different, making the world wear a mask of indentity robbing soullessness in the name of some madman who throws lightning bolts, and killed his own fucking son.
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount I agree that he has no right to be ignorant in that manner, but neither do you. Period. Athiests make up likely a good portion of your circle of friends. If it weren't for my own spiritual beliefs, I would be completely athiests (I still don't believe in any god of any sort). My logic? Who worships a god that makes people commit unspeakable horrors in his name? Who believes in a god that never shows his face, and if he does exist, is sociopathic and sick?
suckitfuckerIDC 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount SATAN AND CHRISTIANS SUCK! METAL FOREVER! GO SUCK THE POPE
wowpockopa 8 months ago
@Llortsaccount YOU SUCK YOU CHRISTIAN ARSE
wowpockopa 8 months ago
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wowpockopa 8 months ago
this song is so fucking brutal.....
kornfanja 8 months ago
EVERYONE DETHKLOK IS PLAYING LIVE AT SAN BENIDINO!!!!!!!
HaloKill135 8 months ago
hahahaha i love how right next to a dethklok vid theres an add for a christian prayer center. only on youtube
MetalMosher446 8 months ago
@DJTwitchify should it matter?
BIVENAT3R 8 months ago
DAMN IT, one of the best fu***** beats that I've ever heard is part of a song that is associated with a TV show. This could easily be my fav song if the lyrics were different :(
DJTwitchify 8 months ago
I tried headbanging to this but it hurt from my headbanging whilst listening to them yesterday, i shit u not
360Eagle 9 months ago
i <3 dethklok :)
1234urawhore100 9 months ago
Im going to have to come to the defense of Metallica, as they do NOT suck.
67ChevelleSSBlown460 9 months ago
This will defo make justing beiber hit his puberty. ^^
xxXXItsSebiHereXXxx 10 months ago
in seriousness, i do really like this song though and the band
bigfloridapimp 10 months ago
Pease take my wife!
Pease take my wife!
Then i'll take your wife!
Then i'll fuck your wife!!
JHE1970FTW 10 months ago 31
now who could dislike this song? :/
MrOutrighteous 11 months ago
DIE FOR DETHKLOK
Fearfulcrawdog 11 months ago
fuck french class...i'd rather listen to dethklok
AlmightyCracker119 11 months ago
Man Nathan looks almost exactly like one of my characters (Damian) in a cheesy Mortal Combat story I wrote years ago!!
maktorri9 1 year ago
Hey bodybag, hows it goin? :D
LoviothoN 1 year ago 2
@LoviothoN :D doing fine actually!
MrOutrighteous 11 months ago
great music too bad the vocalists totally sucks so far i only heard one monotone sound come out of him
DonBart0z 1 year ago
@DonBart0z lol thats cuz its metal, not bieber songs in the shower.
MrOutrighteous 11 months ago
@MrOutrighteous yeh but you can have awesome metal with a better vocalist im just saying the're still pretty good though
DonBart0z 6 months ago
Skwisgaar: Let's get out of here, this place is a total Sausage Festival...
Toki: But, I love Sausage Festival!
kbobgrinnellski 1 year ago
if we were honestly to combat pop metal, the amount of pussy prepubescant teens and gay men would annihalate (dont know how its spelled) us.
justin beiber's BABY OOOH (<-- gay) song has like 500,000,000 views. lots of fans.
its a shame what this world has turned in to.
StormHornet56 1 year ago
@StormHornet56 But if you think about the pure size and power of metal fans, compared to the tiny and childlike pop fans.....
metalmittens 1 year ago
@metalmittens Compare the numbers though. Yeah, there's a decent sum of metal heads, but pop has an unending legion of zombies and 12 year olds.
LeviathanIncarnate 1 year ago
@LeviathanIncarnate And how many 12 year olds do you know that own guns like metal fans do? Or have any combat experience whatsoever? Besides, all we have to do is push them over, they'd cry over a skinned knee
metalmittens 1 year ago
@StormHornet56 not really haha most of those views are metalheads and other groups hating on that fag :p you see the dislike bar? and theres gotta be an undending amount of comments that talk shit on him
devildrive04 1 year ago
@devildrive04 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH HOLY SHIT TWICE AS MANY DISLIKES
my fantasy is that my girlfriend and i would go to Hawaii and be the only ones there. Then shed get in the water and turn into a FUCKING MERMAID! AND THEN SHOOT JUSTIN BEIBER WITH AN AK47 HAHAHAH SUPER FANTASY XD
StormHornet56 1 year ago
@StormHornet56 The funny thing is, those people you talk about 'combating' generally don't give internet metal nerds like you a second thought. Believe me, Metal is my favorite genre, that there is no epic battle between metal and pop culture, and no one that listens to beiber comes on youtube to rally against a genre of music that no one in the grand scheme of things gives a fuck about. Who's a bigger fag? A kid that loves pop, or a metalhead that makes up epic wars on youtube comment threads.
biffsaysfukyou810 1 year ago
@biffsaysfukyou810 True I ignore pop music wholy I dont even bother learning the names of these pop singers because they come and go every 2 years. Music like this is always good because of its own merrit not popularity of some idiotic fad. Pop isnt worth hating.
XXGDUBSXX 1 year ago
@biffsaysfukyou810 you make me feel gay. i dont like you.
StormHornet56 1 year ago
@biffsaysfukyou810 you make me feel gay.
i dont like you.
StormHornet56 1 year ago
@biffsaysfukyou810 i think the bigger fag is YOU! WE NEED BIEBER TO FUCK OFF OUR COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE
Hasalafar 11 months ago 2
This song always pumps me up when working out
MrJd1706 1 year ago
HAIL DETHKLOK!
detheditor 1 year ago
@detheditor
Hail!
Dominator046 1 year ago
@1379crisG Same here!! xD
lolshows101 1 year ago
aww bodybag....
DethMetalBrutallity 1 year ago
This songs about santa right?
krisercolano 1 year ago
please take my wife, please take my wife, then ill take your wife, then ill fuck your wife
lol
kmoss1122 1 year ago
My kitten whispers these lyrics as i sleep...
drummerman324 1 year ago
@drummerman324 stolen.
marsling12 1 year ago
@marsling12 that may be....but you sir, are a fuckwad
drummerman324 1 year ago
@drummerman324 Yup,totally.
marsling12 1 year ago
i die every time i here pop music
qiwaemratnyausisohpo 1 year ago
1:51....did he say fuck your wife?
NotCops 1 year ago
@NotCops he says:
"Please take my wife"
"Please take my wife"
Then i'll take your wife
THEN I'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!
IronMetalHead150 1 year ago 2
12 people have no sense of humor.
plannedbyreaperLight 1 year ago
@plannedbyreaperLight And no taste \m/
IronMetalHead150 1 year ago
@JederCoulious check
ehren2996 1 year ago
you know whos betther than dethklok?
trick question they killed all there competiters
slabbs1 1 year ago 2
@JederCoulious yes?
deathgift07 1 year ago
I've been craving something as heavy as this all day. couldn't find a thing like it. Thank god for Dethklok.
Palkia02365 1 year ago
so what came first the show or the band?
turtelman1234 1 year ago
@turtelman1234 -- Trick question. The "band" was created for the sole purpose of giving the characters/band in the show a voice. So technically, the show. The actual band itself doesn't exist, only to give sound to the fictional characters while "on tour".
MeredithWeaver2 1 year ago
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turtelman1234 1 year ago
@JederCoulious haha Nathan is the best ventriloquist ever :)
GreatCalmness 1 year ago
Metal Heads Unite! We can defeat pop music, with Dethklok at the head of the charge!
Jax7787 1 year ago 88
@Jax7787 FIRST let's take out rap...
transamman69 1 year ago
@Jax7787 But this is not metal, this is an imaginary band created by Adult Swim. This band only exist for the same reason Pop does, to make money. Haha. For your health.
bigfloridapimp 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp So? The cartoon is hilarious, and the music is good.. Who gives a crap about comercialness?
fodmunkio 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp they are real, they tour live, and you everyone exists for only money so your whole comment is irrelevant
alyykoltashh 1 year ago
@alyykoltashh But its not a real band, they were only made because of a cartoon show.
bigfloridapimp 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp Just because a band was formed from a tv show doesnt mean its not really a band. Thats like saying hannah montana isnt an artist because she started off as a tv show.
TOXICinferno7 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp the band wasnt created by adult swim u dumb shit it was created by brendan small who just so happened to pitch the show idea to adult swim but they had nothing to do with the creation of dethklok nor the show that was all brendon small and tommy blacha
acedeno51 1 year ago 5
@acedeno51 Now now sweet heart, no need to get pissy and start to cry. Fact is, Williams Street produces everything Dethklok does. Fact is, the band did not make any music until AFTER the creation of the show. Therefor pumpkin, Dethklok is not a real band, just marketing for the show/Williams Street/Adult Swim.
Kay baby? OK. Love you too. :D
bigfloridapimp 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp im not getting pissy im simply stating that wut u r saying makes no sense.. dethklok does not tour just to promote the show and get new people to watch brendon small takes the band on tour to make money just like every other band... Williams street produces everything they do because he is signed under their label thats like saying every band isnt real because they dont produce their own shit
acedeno51 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp if they go on tour then its a fucking real band
MrDenverbroncos7 1 year ago
@bigfloridapimp fuck you, they go on tour, write their own songs, have members. Its a real band. who cares if adult swim produces it. Dethklok was on tour with Mastodon in the adult swim tour. are you saying Mastodon isnt a real band either? just accept that you were wrong about it.
matrox999 11 months ago