most hilarious and insulting jokes on islam

[guitarpedant]

I mean, lots of the jokes are just calling Muslims camel-fuckers and goat-fuckers, which is just childish schoolboy stuff and not very funny. On the other hand, some just state facts, like about the persecution of gays in Iran, or the stoning to death of adulterers, the fact that it's pretty normal and accepted to beat your wife in some Muslim communities, or the fact that Mohammed was a paedophile (he apparently married one of his wives when she was 6 and fucked her when she was 9). :(

[guitarpedant]

Some of these jokes are awful, and some of them are just statements of fact and not even jokes at all. Sigh.

[AmazingOnes45]

You people are being so racist. Now it's my turn how about that?America sucks and it only has black bitches that are Christian's Muslim is the best Christian's vaginas has been use more than google.

[guitarpedant]

@AmazingOnes45 "You people are being so racist."

I had no idea that Islam was a race.

[psn360]

Q: What happens when a Muslim roomate meets a Jew Roomate?

A: World War 3.

[psn360]

I think islam should be banned everywhere.

[psn360]

Muslim jokes are so funny and its disgusting how Prophet Muhammed who was 53 yrs old married a 9 yrs old girl. ewww. Sick fuck thts jus wrong

[morgann15143]

I love how muslim people are getting angry over this. Lmao grow up, they're called jokes for a reason xD

[yaakovhenderman]

Factual and funny.

[8bennugent]

I logged on just to dislike this!

[philipofportugal]

Muslime scientists have created a time machine which can take an entire country back in time 1400 years…It is called islam

[ProffesorDorkins]

i converted to islam after watching this video" hamza looking for jinn babies",it explains many things that modern scientists cannot explain

[guitarpedant]

@ProffesorDorkins 'i converted to islam after watching this video "hamza looking for jinn babies"'

Can't say I'm very impressed, I watched a bit of it and it was blatant ridiculous gibberish. Are you trolling?

[ProffesorDorkins]

@guitarpedant jinn babies do exist,if muhammad said so then it is a scientific fact,besides can you prove that jinn babies don't exist?if not then shut up you stupid kufr or i will kill you

[guitarpedant]

@ProffesorDorkins "shut up you stupid kufr or i will kill you"

Ah, Islam. The religion of peace.

[noisence]

Ahh hahahaha! 20 seconds into it. sad part i, it's all true.

[MsFreakline]

@1:46 brilliant :))))

[s10dlka]

I thought this was gonna be clever and satirical but they're not really jokes about Islam...just random jokes that can apply to any random group of people

[Monarchoflos]

What a funny video and very factual!

[NaBjE11]

i dont find this hiliarious why dont you go to hell my Allah curse you and all the islam haters burn in eternal hell ameen.

[BlackANDRedMaster]

@NaBjE11 how many goats do you have?

[floriswazza]

@NaBjE11 you are deluded

[guitarpedant]

@NaBjE11 "why dont you go to hell my Allah curse you and all the islam haters burn in eternal hell ameen."

What I love best about Islam is that it's such a peaceful religion.

[NaBjE11]

@guitarpedant insult my religion and you gett an insult back

[guitarpedant]

@NaBjE11 Insulting people is one thing. Wishing for their eternal torment in hell is quite another.

[NaBjE11]

@guitarpedant hate and expect to be hated back.

[bieberfan32111]

Our holy book is something way past your pay for u to talk about. But I’m not going to spend my time now trying to explain, you'll find out when the world ends, you’re going to be regretting all the garbage you let out. You sure proved why Muslims should be Christians (NOT) you just showed me that Christians are the most negative people. And for every reason possible, you are wrong and sick just like your lame jokes.

[bieberfan32111]

I am Muslim and a female and if you ask me, all the trash u just wasted your life on.. IS NOT TRUE, but you wouldn’t know that because you lack knowledge all Muslims have. Men in Islam treat their wives better then what your people offer. Muslim men don’t pay girls on a corner and murder them the next day. I’m not going to go and make fun of u now even though I enjoy it but that brings me down to where you’re at. Get a life. And don’t insult other religions just because yours isn’t perfect.

[BlackANDRedMaster]

@bieberfan32111 practicing muslims beat there woman... practacing christians dont do what you just said dumb dumb.

[ROHAN1053]

@BlackANDRedMaster May be they do but their religion does not permit that , whereas Islam does . Its not that others dont do bad things but then their society condemns that & their religion does not sanction that. In islam all bad things like polygamy , incest , rape , wife beating , violence , phaeodophilia, killing of kafirs etc are all justified , all permitted in the name of religion & happily practiced by moron muslims . That is the difference u dumb ass.

[baldieman64]

@bieberfan32111 "Muslim men don’t pay girls on a corner and murder them the next day. "

Quite right.

They marry them, take the dowry, then set them on fire in a "kitchen accident" and then mail order another younger village girl from back home.

[misstakenjenn]

@bieberfan32111 your religion is pathetic and full of hate. why dont you get some knowledge on your own kind.

[test123ok]

haha funny shit..

im sure a muslim who got offended by this might say :

Q: How do you get a Fatwah on yourself ?

A: insult muslims on youtube or write a novel.

[jewellx80]

I'm a muslim and I find this very very funny :-)



[KissesGallore]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[sukuvar]

Thats Funny man...hahahaha

[mooninquirer]

The Jews joke a lot about Muslims' supposed disrespect of women and children, but if they REALLY gave a rat's ass about those things, there would be a lot more hatred of Hinduism. But the Jews value India because it is opposed to Pakistan, a Muslim country.

It is JEWS who practice the ritual murder of children, especially Christians.  Watch this --- type into google : VIDEO GOOGLE JEWISH RITUAL MURDER REVISITED FULL VERSION

[candiluvsfreddie]

dammm this was hilarious

[taylorbieber95]

@drdeepstro2u i dont need your opinion.why dont you just go to the church n sing something.

[arabsforever]

Just a quick question, Which Muslim killed his own daughter?

[skillful101]

who laughs last,has the sweetest laugh! - 

[taylorbieber95]

what about..

Q:where is jesus came from?

A:hell.

LMFAO!its so...funny to me!is it funny to you dude(christian)?no?damn i dont care.:)hahahahahhaha..I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[drdeepstro2u]

@taylorbieber95 your about as smart as every other goat fucking muzzie. I mean come on atleast make the joke funny....thats the whole point of a joke. Pull your dick out of that goat and go pick up your 5yr old daughter from Mohammeds house.

[muslimballers]

We'll see who gets the last laugh.

[haki92i]

i dont understand one thing when you muslim haters will leave the poor animal alone such as camel and goat

[ama4296]

@123thebandit have you even read our book ? i don't think so ! so its pointless to argue.

@captaincharismarules i think i am better in English then you ! no offense! same goes for u @karthikbans and yea @captaincharismarules saying bad stuff to others doesn't make you right ! my advice to you : never raise your voice , just improve the quality of your argument . You are not forced to be a Muslim .Our book says in clear words ''Let there be no compulsion in religion''.

[Lillajohan123]

@ama4296 hahah yeah either be a muslim or get killed? What u mean with ur not forcesd to be a fucking muslim... lol... and people who make jokes and thing about muslim its unrespecting and rude... and to u muslims... U ARE ASSES to ur womens and to other people who tray to make fucking seens of what ur saying... I stoped traying to be friends with muslims cus it all ends up with me having to tray to hide the boddy... Fucking hate the whay u treet ur womens and thats infact the worst part.

[karthikbans]

Hilarious!

[CaptainCharismarules]

FUCK RELIGION

[ama4296]

hey ! ppl ! i m a muslim ! n i just watched dix disrespectful video u created abt our religion ! everthn ws tolerable cux we knw u guys hav lil knowledge abt dix religion which is abt peace modesty n purity ! bt u cn never dare 2 insult da holy bk ! our bk is da mst imp thing 2 us ! n u ve no right 2 critisixe it dix way ! u shd b ashamed ov urselves !

[123thebandit]

@ama4296 your book is a load of shit. they should burn the lot of them.

[CaptainCharismarules]

@ama4296 Learn how to type in English, you Pakistani bastard.

BTW, have you ever read the Bible? Of course not. Have you ever wondered why no one is allowed to leave Islam ? Of course not. Are you a Muslim because you were born in an Islamic family? Of course. I used to be just like you. Glad I'm an agnostic now.

[karthikbans]

@ama4296

OK i agree first learn English.

[Mirata87]

4:04 hahaha

[every116]

So funny! And only mildly distoring the truth. Wait, not even as harsh as mildly. They're "slightly" distorting the truth.

[SupernaturalXtreme]

@every116: what distortion?

[every116]

@SupernaturalXtreme I chuckled.

[SupernaturalXtreme]

@every116: About the jokes, or about that they are slightly distortions,or about that there are actually no distortions?

[danin900]

funny, mostly cuz it's the truth about their sexism, violent, homophobic and rediculous culture

[unamaxify]

yes its insulting.

sadly most of it is true.

it needs to be outspoken loud and clear:

freedom of speech will not sacrificed for any religion

and certainly not for one as backwards as Islam.

Thanks for the video.

[MrABID11]

fuck your own sister you son of a bitch. fuck of all ur worst & the insulting community

Muslims Are the best all over world

[amilagmail]

@MrABID11

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa a muslim :D

[theHatchett1]

@MrABID11 Fucking scumbags all over the world more like!!!! hehehehehehehe dirty cunts the lot of yaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[karthikbans]

@MrABID11

Fuck my sister! No Sorry i don't want to be a Muslim.

[MrABID11]

fuck your own sister you son of a bitch. fuck of all ur worst & the insulting coomunity

Muslims Are the best all over world

[SupernaturalXtreme]

@MrABID11: Muslims are the best in the world? Why is it than that u muslims would have no cars,no electricity, no phone, no computer, no nothing if it was not for the west? Explain why muslims are almost non-productiv and explain why the worst places to live in are in muslim countries. Why is there not one free muslim country and why do muslims always loose wars? The west and Israel kicked ur muslim assas more time than u can count, but sure u r the best. LOL

[moti4love]

It's disrespectful jokes, wicked, evil, racist, arrogant, conceited, etc..

But fucking funny as hell:)

Thanks man

[Bicthslave]

@moti4love telling the truth is not being disrespectul

[Fapsamup]

Freedom Of Speech.

[TheMauritianuser]

fuck your mom bastard

[TheMauritianuser]

u bastard,go fuck jesus

[SelamAleykum91]

@TheMauritianuser

If your muslim than better take that back, Jesus is one of the greatest prophets in history after mohammed s.a.w

[MrLuke6593]

@TheMauritianuser wow you muzrats really are thick dont you know he died one fuck of a long time ago :/

[MUN4eva]

OK I DIDNT FIND THIS FUNNY EVEN A BIT!

[RockStudioLive]

Are these jokes? They are just facts, aren't they?

[CypriotSwag]

@RockStudioLive no mate. they arent facts they are just funny jokes that us muslims dont take seriously, i was laughing the whole way through hahahaha:D. all terrorists that come from turkey, pakistan, afghanistan, ect. might be muslims but not all muslims are terrorists. dont forget that yeah? much love

a cypriot muslim xxx

[RockStudioLive]

@CypriotSwag A Cypriot Muslim! That means you stole land from the Greeks. How do you separate the men from the boys in Muslim army? With a crowbar.

Okay, so it wasn't funny. But it is true!

If you are not a terrorist it is only because you aren't devout Muslim. There is no fun in Islam--Ayatollah Khomeini said that.

[OrangeChickenGuru]

I <3 you