Gay Marriage - Comedian Toby Hargrave - Comedy Now Special

[Ernest1189]

Watch grabriel iglesias that guys is funny

[Ceh000]

I love being gay.



[DSkeptic86]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BEING "GAY".  IT'S GROSS. IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S AN ABOMINATION. IT'S . . . . . . . . . ..

[Ceh000]

@DSkeptic86 Why "gay" in quotes? and it would be an abomination... if god was real.

[DSkeptic86]

@Ceh000 I TYPED THE WORD GAY IN QUOTES BECAUSE THERE IS REALLY NOTHING GAY (HAPPY) ABOUT BEING "GAY". THE PROPER TERMINOLOGY IS FAGGOT, NO OFFENSE. LOL

[Ceh000]

@DSkeptic86 Okay. I LOVE BEING A FAGGOT! It makes me very *gay to be a faggot.

* keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits.

[DSkeptic86]

@Ceh000 I JUST PUKED. :(

[Ceh000]

@DSkeptic86 Thats funny... I just swallowed. 

[MinimoviesInc]

@Ceh000 Best cumback ever. Pun intended.

[MinimoviesInc]

@DSkeptic86 Oh so the proper terminology is a bundle of sticks?

[adamfroats]

CORNWALL!!!!!

[MegaLondon999]

Stupid Jokes

[nerdypreppyemo]

@Rand0miz3erXXX I'm not christian, but when in the original latin leviticus 18: 22 actually seems to condemn pagan rituals, that sometimes contained homosexual acts, rather than homosexuality itself. as well Romans 1: 26 could be referring to prostitution and not homosexuality. It's all about interpretation.

[jethrodassam]

Why are you straight? "Chicks are hot" I loved that answer. lol

[MattFrame]

@oddtreenow2, your description of gays makes them sound like rightwing Christian, who strive to portray themselves as noble victims who are persecuted unfairly for denigrating, oppressing, and hating anyone who dares to disagree with them. It's an absurd tactic, but the way Christians spread their agenda.

[AnimusShorts]

Gays should be forced to get married. I'm sick of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle.

[1032974b]

@Rand0miz3erXXX

Have you ever taken into consideration that not everyone shares the same religion as you? Those quotes mean nothing to me.

[DSkeptic86]

What's interesting is the term "gay" in its original, or intended meaning is "happy".

How in the hell did the word "gay" change from happy to mean sexual preference with respect to homosexuality? There is nothing joyous about being a homosexual. Period.

[MattFrame]

@DSkeptic86, if you don't find any joy in homosexuality, you're probably just doing it really, really wrong. :)

[DSkeptic86]

@MattFrame LOL, I LOVE WOMEN TOO MUCH TO GIVE THEM UP. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF PLUGGING ANOTHER MAN IN THE BUTTOCKS. LOL

[MinimoviesInc]

@DSkeptic86 I find it very joyous, so your point is invalid, mate :D

[DSkeptic86]

@MinimoviesInc JOYOUS? DAMN, WHAT JOY COULD TWO FAGGOTS GET OUT OF PLUGGING EACH OTHER IN THE RARE. LOL. THAT'S GOTTA HURT (NO PUN INTENDED) LOL

[MinimoviesInc]

@DSkeptic86 Is your Caps Lock key broken? And it doesn't hurt if you use lubrication, in fact it's very pleasurable. I'll spare you the details. And please don't be so incredibly rude, dear.

[DSkeptic86]

1:54. I could answer that you idiot. Why are we straight? Well, it's only natural.

[MinimoviesInc]

@DSkeptic86 Everything is natural as it occurs in nature. Your statement was both inprecise, true, and absolutely meaningless.

[DSkeptic86]

IT'S IRONIC. THIS SUCKER LOOKS GAY.

[MinimoviesInc]

@DSkeptic86 You look straight.

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

Canadian Hagrid? (X

He's funny.

[RayL1983]

Who is this guy trying to fool? He's the biggest fag on the net.

[vernemeton]

if he doesn't like his balls hitting the other ones balls... he should probably try a different position.

[MrCF6]

I'm gay and I found it funny. I happen to live in Calgary and have seen several gay pride parades and 0 chases. LOL

[Velcan]

@WissenMann Ok I'm Catholic, gay and rather annoyed by you and everyone else who trot out small passages of the bible to justify your bigotry. Religeous texts are the WORDS of god the were WRITTEN AND INTERPRETED by MAN! I believe God will see me at the gates and I'll be judges on my actions and not that I will go straight to hell no questions asked. On another point that last joke was a little bit bad for me but I take it for what it was, a joke.

[IsolationInstigation]

That last joke man was Priceless.

[WissenMann]

Want to know what God thinks about homosexuality? Look up the record re: Sodom & Gemorrah in Genesis....and also read Romans 1 and 8. re: "those of unnatural affection." Other mental illnesses are cured and that can be, as well. Contact EXODUS INTERNATIONAL for help.

[DagwoodTheGreen]

@WissenMann You call it a mental illness? Dude, I've had Schitzophrenia and I'm gay. I know the difference. Just please, keep it to yourself. Not many give a damn what the Bible says anymore. It also says to not get haircuts, slavery is ok, and that eating shellfish is condemnable. So if you've gone and eaten at Red Loster or gone to a hair salon, guess what pal, you know where you are going. Not that I believe that. I don't believe in Hell, so yah. Toodles and much love to you!

[ElviraDarkbird]

@WissenMann its not a mental illness =/ if youre going to troll at least know the facts about what youre trolling so you dont look like the dumb ass you are

[gaylolful]

@ElviraDarkbird "=/ if youre going to troll at least know the facts abou" Lmfao priceless...

[gyqz]

@WissenMann Want to know what god thinks about people using his name to hate, indoctrinate, manipulate and call others just plain wrong if they do not fit the christian picture?? Look up these words : 'You are not welcome' .

[Avineshhd]

Jack Black?

[campbellsoup93]

FUCK YEAH! Edmonton!!

[tzilust]

Cool

[sshelget]

Everybody thinks there's only gay and straight people (or bisexual or whatever) but WHAT ABOUT US ASEXUALS??? Not everybody is sexual!!!!

[TheTokyoted]

i cant even say disability...lol

[kern0099]

Canada is a place full of straight people who you can actually defend. It's a fricken' trip. It's like you walk around all day thinking, "They're friendly? I guess I'll take back that revolutionary screed I wrote in freshman year now".

[ericjaames]

YAY I'm from Edmonton Alberta too!! This guy is so funny!

[derdriui]

He's adorable :)

[mynxiejynxie]

ahhaha sooooo funny <3

[KennyFrenchHorn]

I'm gay and love this!:D

[derdriui]

@KennyFrenchHorn haha! I don't like the little homophobic lines like 'sounds gay' etc. but he's doing things deliberately i hope.

[lendir1]

Dude, you are so funny. Good site by the way :).

[smartandstupid37]

hahaha i loved this =D

[BosnianReality]

This guy is not a comedian, just an uneducated performer.

[juanmora19910209]

LMFAO I ♥ you so hard right now! You fuckin rock! I loved the balls knocking balls joke...priceless. But here's a rule of thumb you should keep in mind for next time, "It's not gay if the balls don't touch."

[Johnson154]

Hahaha. I love that joke about humping a guy and his balls hitting the other guys balls. Incidentally, I love that about being gay ^_^

[juanmora19910209]

@Johnson154 You fuckin rock! :D

[rmcdaniel423]

Teaching ESL with a lisp!  HaHa!

My high school French teacher had a thick southern Kentucky accent. That's screwed up too!

[lilaleahg]

@rmcdaniel423 LOL, really?? I'm from Kentucky. I totally get your point, I bet that would be odd. O_o

[poopdungeon]

how could you look at a penis and say ''THATS OK''?

[huuato]

funny man



[dnaivnae]

he makes some very good points, i like him

[dancesonpoles]

lmao. He's so cute. "I can't even say my own disability." Then he snorts.

[PorterBastard]

Yeah!!! Cornwall 

[GojyotheFeared]

Canhada is awesome. I'm thinking about trying to talk my boyfriend into having us live there after we're married.

[poopdungeon]

@GojyotheFeared DO NOT !!! IT IS SOO BORING HERE AND IT'S WAYY TOO TOLERANT

[GojyotheFeared]

@poopdungeon

Sounds perfect.

I'm kinda boring myself and my personal opinion on everything and everybody is as long as you're not breaking the law, I could care less.

[wl03bu]

same thing happened to me. I didn't use the regular stall because it was a little dirty so I used the handicap one. When i got out there was a guy with a walker waiting :(

[Heezey]

@MrRapist34 me too lol

[shelco055]

@MrRapist34 Why then are you watching this video, and don't tell me you didn't know it was about gay people because the title is pretty self explanatory.

[twadew15]

@MrRapist34 and your name is mrrapist34

[poolerboy0077]

@MrRapist34 That's the last time I fuck you up the ass.

[dnaivnae]

@MrRapist34 and i h8 straights

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

"....all the people that I recognized..." I don't know why, but I almost died laughing XD

[panatiychuk74]

Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. (Romans 1:24)

[lunarmansiondrummer]

@panatiychuk74 I watched this vid at 1:24 about 47 times. No where does this guy say any of that.

[Boogieboy138]

haha this guy is fuckin hilarious! he made me laugh out loud so much!

[Ryimozz]

oh you have a lisp! dont worry about it! XD

[triptows]

pretty funny, not all of this mans jokes I laughed. Some a little and some a lot. But he is at the upper end compared to all the others. Not the best though

[KINGROOSTER45]

never seen this guy before- funny and clever comedy. Me want more :)

[JohnnyGurl13]

untill 3:20 i thought he was gay. I'm so confused now lol

[Avner920307]

holly smokes im flirting!

[roomsearching]

this guy is not funny at all.sorry but he cannot make a living on making gay jokes. I can make gay jokes too.

[AchmedDeedit]

@roomsearching you are a gay joke

[MultiFacets]

@seetobylive: Doing what wrong, making my cat look at me funny? No, I'm doing a good job at that. ^n_n^

[seetobylive]

@MultiFacets Sorry I meant that @ohm4... this new format confuses me...

[MultiFacets]

@seetobylive That's okay, it's not doing me a lot of favors either.

[MultiFacets]

"Having a lithp did not help." XDDD This literally made me snort with laughter. My cat looked at me funny 'cause of that. And I snorted again when he snorted. He's right, whose bright idea was it to spell it "lisp"?

[ohm4]

my balls have never collided in such a fashion with other guys' balls

[metacarpied]

"I'm not gay, because when I'm humping a guy, I don't like it when my balls keep hitting his."

Okay. This is my first time watching anything by this dude, and that's it. I like him.

[hohahi123321]

his jokes are not necessarily funny, but he as a person is funny.

[TheGreenerItGets]

He is so cute!

[robertgaudlitz]

this guy is really good :D

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

He's funny, he makes inetersting points and his lisp is adorable.

[choeuchkin]

too much information mothefucker...

[MultiplyingBunnies]

i'm gay and i love when a guys balls hit me from behind YEEHAW lol

[amb817]

Haha this guy is funny:)

[knails]

Toby be my big friendly teddy bear! :D

[affiliate30]

this is all bullshit I have been looking for straight men to make them my friends for a while now and I can't find one as soon as I make somebody my friend they either want to fuck me in the ass or want me to fuck them in theirs end of story I have not friends because of that

[britneyandhayley78]

He totally snorted!

[reginaDexant]

Are you out of your mind? Even Sodom and Gomorrah would not call that fudge packing perversion marriage. That is the heart of pride and depravity.

[SeeThinkFall]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[idaman12345]

thats if those two cities ever existed

which they dont

[puppetsan]

@idaman12345 Would that be Sodom and Gomorrah, by any chance? I love that story, it allegedly condemns homosexuality but in the same story says father-daughter incest and inbreeding is A-OK! :D

LOL, religion.

[Beatlezorz]

I love the part where he gimps out of the stall.

[Sillygoose241]

I like how he analyzed peoples' reactions to his jokes... very interesting!

[TheMworld9000]

@Sillygoose241 I liked that too. It's a very different style of comedy called comedic spot analysis. Not many comedians can pull this style off very well. He's really good.

[batmanofni]

I like this guy! Very funny.

[yamimakaiz]

funniest shit ever :D

[dgirlwithabigheart]

wow...dis is kina lame till it makes me laugh

[OhPoWneDiel]

funniest shit

[EletricAngel28]

thats a good point lol xD

[guomengjie]

LMAO

[ijury]

what bunch of fuckin penguins !

[freudianslip000]

"Holy smokes, I'm flirting." A-dorable.

[xBeSelenaStillx]

Vancouver is the best place on earth.

[livealoha84]

San Diego is... ;)

[0Krusnik0]

Lesbian and laughing my ass off.

[jriley2008]

"my balls slapping against his" lol

[KhrysHermary]

I almost choked on my food when he said that.

And then to top it all off he started doing the 'balls slapping each other' motion with his fists.

LMFAO! This guy is amazing!

[Worldofchange]

the first half was super funny! :) thanks for uploading.

[Dolphin252]

Im gay, and this was funny as hell! :)

[Bakazuraz]

lol "No Fucking kidding?"

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

for the first 2 minutes it was kind of weird but then he picked it up.

awesome :)

[Scapegoat723]

I fuckin' love Canada.

[tperley]

@Scapegoat723 Canada Loves you too XD

[DarkGurl107]

LMAO! I'm all for gay marriage and rights and stuff but this was man funny.

[Henrin]

yes yes. gay or not this is good comedy =)

[everlasting18]

im gay and this was amazing

[Huntinbear]

He's HOT. Hope he comes to Vegas.

[Schlooplakafe]

Lmao Lisp "Listhpe" *Snort*

[lidlehotti3]

LOL this guy is wicked.

[meganxx23]

ahahaha, I love this guy. He's great and his snort is adorable :)

[phoneoperator]

3:00 OMG

[tattooedrockerchick]

omg u made me cry i laughed so hard ...ur awesome :)

[somechick73]

LOL

[bonhamsapprentice]

hey retards hes married. i watched this guys whole act on t.v. and he's hilarious

[mrmockle]

very funny. loved it.

[talleyho12]

i like this guy

[brlaranjo]

not funny

[WooEEE]

You are a very ignorant fagget.

Take it from another homo, he ain't gay.

I know tonnes of straight people, girls and guys, with lisps, its called a speech impedement retard.

You do know half those queens are putting on a lisp.

He's talking about gay people so much cause it relates to his voice, this shit is from Toronto, people are don't give a shit what you are there.

[machschnell18t]

this guy has too much of a lisp to fool anyone... and the "gay-joke" wasn't very funny... I smell a homo trying to defunk a homo... good try... bad follow through; you are a closet case. Take it from a homosexual-- this guy is gay!

[Laurashmlaura]

He has a wife. You can critique his comedy, but not his character.

[farttart00000]

One of the most famous gay people was " Oscar Wilde". He was married , with a family. So whats your point?

[SlimShaney08]

lol I agree not meaning he gay cuz the lisp but my father is gay and he had a wife lol just saying I am gay 2

[Shiranaru]

Not all gay people have a lisp, you dumb cunt.

[namlohdrareg]

@machschnell18t - Come on, would a gay guy dress that badly?

[GiefGoldPlx]

he shouldnt laugh at his own jokes but its all well.

[oliverburke]

That guy was soooo real! No surprise how deeply people cheered at the end. He seems like a funny sociology teacher - that's kin'a what he was doing. What a nice guy.

[kayasulley]

he snorted!

[kayasulley]

gay people are better looking versions of straight people:)

but seriously people, since the beginning of straight there has been gay. since the beginning of gay there has been straight. theres nothing unnatural about it.

[Pagan676]

Gay sexuality is definately unnatural. It contributes nothing to nature and involves unnatural motions. Enjoy your HIV sheetpacker

[ColorProduction]

If it can be done then that makes it natural. If it was unnatural it couldn't be done. Because homosexual relationships can happen because thats how those individuals brains function, that makes it a natural change in the brain which makes homosexuality a natural act. It's natural because it happens.

[diegos239]

agree

[SubliminalFrame]

HIV is now more common in heterosexual sex than homosexual sex. At least in Canada

[kcowneduall]

zomggggg 8:00 bestt part

[KingBarlow]

one time i was in a hanicapped stall and i heard sombody come in and say is there sombody in there and when i left it was a guy in a chair

[smithhedgehog]

i actually thought this stand up was gay until he got to that part where he said he wasnt. any one else.

[thelastgoodbye13]

Me too XD

[cosita0503]

Very funny but your are such a flirt.

[wookovar]

This guy is good...

[CampbellofNZ]

There's a reason that men cannot make babies...

[astoria30001]

Love this guy!

[orangenorth]

Something thats been on my mind is that why do people who hate gay people . Hate gay people . Can you please explain a reasonable reply ? I've never got an intellegent reply when Ive asked people.

[victor2cutube]

because they don't understand the bible or the old testament which gives them permission to hate somebody thus making them feel better about themselves.

[seetobylive]

Rights of one often effect and restrict the liberty of another and vice versa. Although this may not be the time I appreciate the thought and eloquence you implored in your comment. It is really to bad I have to approve each comment. I am not against differing of opinion, but I am against rude opinions. Thanks

[fanatsiaslip]

lol girls are stupid

[Oxbloodred]

OMG! Someone actually asked the question "WHY?" Why are you straight? I think he just expanded the consciousness of everyone in the room!

[lou2u]

Toby is pretty hilarious. :-)

[annpetasupporter]

"I can't even say my own disability"

Oh, that's so sad but funny...

[annpetasupporter]

LOL, "It's a symptom of the condition"...

[ShunGuan]

Funny stuff. :) Really awesome that ya comment on stuff here too, sorry you have to put up with some of the more backwater viewers here. Lucky that most of us here don't have an IQ we can count on our hands and toes.

I'm curious though to think of what ya think of bisexuals. I actually think that tends to get demonized more than gayness. At least that's what Hollywood tells me, and movies never lie. NEVAR. :O