Jeff Dunham's Holiday Tips - Hanukkah

[TheCobacola]

except jesus u mean accept jesus assholes

[TheCobacola]

exept jesus u mean accept jesus assholes

[TheEKHC]

0:25 retarded laugh

[TheSinep999]

Bill mahar isnt jewish his mom was dumbass

[salisbury2004]

walter got it right. Bill Mahar are you listening? You will burn in hell forever.

[TheAKubin]

And keep in mind that no matter what you do, you'll never be fully accepted by either group.

Except Jesus as your savior or you'll burn in hell for all eternity.

Or the tree could explode and then, you'll look like me! Merry Christmas, infidels!

[Xuldarinar]

Accept, not except... -big- difference.

[josh9180]

I agree with Walter, EXCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR OR YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! LMFAO!

[BooBop1987]

Nice!

[Astronautical123]

they had a bush, i never know, holy shit

[vALiiEnZx]

MERRY CHRISTMAS INFADELS!!!

[wisemildred]

just chillin' here…

[TheFreakifier]

"And keep in mind that nobody what you do, you will never be fully accepted by either group."

Lawl, so true.

[chadturnerteen1]

FREEDOM OF BELIEF AND RELIGION, WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToonTownHuckleberry]

@chadturnerteen1 yeah, so maybe that is how walter chooses to share his faith with others.

[chadturnerteen1]

@ToonTownHuckleberry good point.

[chadturnerteen1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

SO TRUE, PEANUT! I SHOULD KNOW!!! IM JEWISH!!!! although, we're much more into repentance and forgiveness. so if you just get rid of the tree, you WILL be accepted!!! by the way, Jeff, there's no such thing as a Hanuka bush! its a menorah! everyone knows that!!!

[optimegatrongodzilla]

@106scotty yes, especially in these hard times

[m1grandboy]

That was great! Jeff, your the King of Comedy.

[missellie505]

accept jesus as ur saviour or ull burn in hell for all eternity

[MULTYvania007]

51 ppl used electric light on a mettalic christmas tree

[Americanangel21236]

Je ne parle pas français mais si vous pouvez lire ceci et votre français, je suis juste vous faire savoir je ne parle pas français.

[duranmania]

Traducción al españoooool....por favoooor!!!!

[bismarck1234561]

@duranmania En Espanol no suena igual. Lo que el tio dice pues pierde razon.

[Haileyistheone]

I luv u Walter!

[zannessafan116]

hahahahaha walter!

[crazynerdsrock]

I know peanut. . . I know.

[PersianWolverine]

ohh.. good evening.. i kill you..

[808pride96786]

except Jesus as your savior or you'll burn in hell for all eternity! hahaha!

[franky3407]

I THINK JEFF DUNHAM IS REALLY FUNNY, I WATCH HIM ALL THE TIME.

[rroseh0790]

My favorites are walter and achmed. They are soo funny, I don't care for bubba or that sexiest one. I don't care too much for peanut either.

[sgtslaughter898]

keep in mind u will never be excepted by either group best line of it

[Clamanath]

What that puppet says between 0:20 and 0:25?

[anaismuse]

@Clamanath it says "keep in mind that not matter what you do you'll never be fully accepted by either group"

[Clamanath]

@anaismuse Thanks for the reply.

[rascalflatts1fan1997]

@Clamanath "Keep in mind, no matter what you do, you will never be fully accepted by either group."

[PaintBall18011]

its so funny LOL

[MrDisneyCats]

51 people's Christmas trees exploded. And now they look like Achmed.

[maggierda]

note: don't drink anything while watching this...I nearly spit it all over my screen! LOL

[MetEntertainment]

8 to 13 seconds is the best part... Well Said

[rufflesl]

@MetEntertainment finally someone agrees with me

[ladylillyflower]

Jeff you are the best, Love your shows, it would be great if you had more xmas stand up for this year ;)

[MisterMatthewRoberts]

Was this predictie programming to accept the Biden ticket?

[Halo2588]

type in gift be for youtube hurry

[ChaosWerewolf]

I LOVE WALTER! <3

[CapnTiffTiff]

type in "gift" before youtube to win a prize!!!

[eagletrek2]

Achmed is the right spelling, in here what is in common with arab and jews , we use the ch sound to say the name ok happy chankah and look how jeff spell the same

[eagletrek2]

Achmed is the right spelling, in here what is in common with arab and jews , we use the ch sound to say the name ok happy chankah

[sudhindrakv]

Walter rocks.. Come on Jeff.. V r dyin to see new comedy from Walter... ::)

[dogzilla0578]

I love Peanuts one the most!

[jBigGame81]

do people really think this guy is funny?

[gso619]

@jBigGame81 O_O was that a retorical question?

[jBigGame81]

@gso619 this guy sucks

[11111111jws]

@jBigGame81 u8more thn1

[lazer3456]

@jBigGame81 yea he is funny

[Shadow909100]

9 year old got alot to learn... it seems you havent watched that many ACHMED clips soo ur pretty hopeless at spelling!!!!

[InvalidBullet]

Merry Christmas Achmed ;)

[hikarusbaby]

this is so true

[dumbywithabat21]

you can SHARE comments now

[Gamelord804]

47 people ended up like Achmed!

[AtarahDerek]

Aw, I'd gladly accept people who celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah. :) But...a Hanukkah bush? What exactly is a Hanukkah bush? And...why?

[MackenzieStreeter094]

i wonder why peanut is never dressed up XMASy or whatever! walter and achmed are! why isnt peanut! i mean peanut could have like a little santy clause hat or something xmasy on him! it makes me sad that peanut isnt xmasy in the holiday ones!

[Elinitsam]

I hate to say it but there's a lot of truth in this video. I wish things were different though.

[xDEADxGhOsTxP]

Except Jesus as your savior or youll burn in Heck for Eternity

[MewLillyPad]

@xDEADxGhOsTxP You know, when you're talking about the place it doesn't count as cursing, if that's the reason why you didn't just type in "Hell."

[funnychic96]

I love how all of them are like ":D" after they say something XDD

[Starsk25]

"Merry Christmas infidels!"

[cbcgirlxxx]

ahahaha! 

[gingiechow]

hahahaha why did he say bush like that?

[LoveSanUso]

I'm infidel! And the vid is freaking funny!

[GODZILLA2915]

@LoveSanUso Does anybody know what infindel means?

[VOUCHIHAxSASUKE]

@GODZILLA2915 it is said from ppl of one faith to ppl of onother faith. for example muslims used to say it to christians. it means something like "non-believer" i think

[USAirForcePride]

@VOUCHIHAxSASUKE You're right. It DOES mean Non-believer. :)

[kathl33n01]

@GODZILLA2915 Google it, its a person who does not acknowledge your God

[AtarahDerek]

@GODZILLA2915 It literally means, "unfaithful." Although I never did understand how you could be unfaithful to a religion that you were never faithful to in the first place. It used to be an insult, but today, thanks to Jeff Dunham, Americans take it to mean, "fan of Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

Muslims still use the word kafir to describe Christians. It means "infidel" in Arabic.

[vapusalo]

or the tree cud explode... and the you look like me hähähä merrry christmas infadelts

[bluekid235]

0:08

[bluekid235]

0:07

[BEAGLE1226]

merrry christmas infadellllllll!

thumbs this comment up lol.

and sub me.

[adddul1]

innnnFADEL

[buffyslayer30]

love this walter and jeff rocks so much.

[buffyslayer30]

good shit right here.

[liveforlife2494]

I love Achmed's eyebrow thing at the end =D

[dragonproddr226]

JD: "Never use electric lights on a mettallic tree."

Achmed: or the tree could EXPLODE and then you'd look like me! hahahaha! Merry Christmas, infidels!!!!"

Lmmfao!!!!!

[optimegatrongodzilla]

@dragonproddr226  what does "LMMFAO" mean?

[dragonproddr226]

@optimegatrongodzilla Laughing my fuckin ass off

[dragonproddr226]

@optimegatrongodzilla Laughing my motherfuckin ass off

[TheCodeman99]

@optimegatrongodzilla Laughing my fucking ass off OR the group named LMFAO who sing Party Rock Anthem

[Subject5464]

45 people missed the like button :D

[BullseyeHun]

i deeply offended, that the third shot with Achmed didnt gave me any Hanukkah tips!

[155chipmunkz]

@BullseyeHun calm down, it's just a show.

[bob12345252]

jeff: anything yoou want to add walter

walter: except jesus as ur savior or you'll burn in hell for all eternity

LMAO

[155chipmunkz]

seriously guys, this is freakin' COMEDY. no need to get all uptight about religion.

[155chipmunkz]

CAN YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS COMMENTS DAMMIT?!

[bellabellabellatrix]

What the crap is a hannukkah bush? I'm jewish and can tell you the such a thing doesn't exist

[ChiefOren]

@bellabellabellatrix Hanucha Bush (Christmas Tree)

[155chipmunkz]

i'm christian and this is HILARIOUS!

[jenniferstreu34]

i just love your show

[chadprincekc]

very funny

[MegaHebrew]

stupid assimilation propaganda

[theTTMJshow]

omg this is awesome!

[106scotty]

I'm Jewish, working with an Arab in the middle-east, if that's not funny what is!!!

Jeff is just a great comedian lets just enjoy as we all need a laugh.

[musebabe40]

@106scotty We do..a lot of laugh. Way to go!

[lovaofwinta]

watch ur mouth dude...

[Blademaster7777777]

hey @sonicmik7 FUCK YOU.

[rezhin89]

Acmad is thebest hehe

[pokepokehaha19]

infadels?

[pokepokehaha19]

@sonicmik7 oh shit that was funny

[bednarskimatthew]

@sonicmik7 u fukin racist bastard

[VeryBigLama]

@bednarskimatthew how is that racist?

[AtarahDerek]

@sonicmik7 Neither funny nor true. Nero used Christians as human torches to light his gardens, and some of those Christians were Jews.

[Mely197878]

There are more religions than happy children in this world.Why people instead of fighting over religion just try to be tolerant with each other?Because at the end,the same God that made Abraham,Isaac,Moses & Jacob is d same that made Mohamed,Gandhi,Mother Theresa and Mary! All of us are His children,his creation and everybody on this earth are our brother & sisters.Why the fight when we have LOVE to share?

[MrYellowJ]

They fight because, For example: A jew shot a muslim without knowing hes a muslin but other muslim say it was on purpose that gets out of hand and what you got next... Osama binladen bombing America si America wont cooperate with israel so all Muslim can attack the jews... I am a muslim my self and hate the fights to we all came from 1 god if it is the mulim or christian or jew..

[sullykid2799]

al though uve got an exellent point and i 100 percent agree wit u ya kinda sounded a bit hippyish towards da end no offence

[Mely197878]

Non taken! And yes,I know sometimes I sound kinda hippie ;)

[wishyouwherehere14]

i kill you!!!!!!

[WarcraftLegends]

I can't believe something this simple makes people argue about religion.... xP

[dansal70]

While for some strange reason, they have invented this thing called a Chanukah bush in the last 10-20 years, it is NOT part of the tradition.

[AtarahDerek]

@dansal70 I think it's because the first few lines of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song haven't sunken in yet. I don't get it, either. The Christmas tree is a symbol of eternity, whereas Hanukkah is a time of rededication, celebrating the miracle of a day's worth of oil that lasted the eight days required to complete the purification of the newly-repaired temple. Two different concepts not really intended to be related, per say.

[gotmilkmoose]

First of Jewish people do not believe in Jesus. They believe that a prophet from god is still to come. If they did believe in jesus that would make them christian. And Jesus was jewish not muslim. Pay attention smart ones!

[krazydrummer]

the Jew's dont believe Jesus was the Messiah because they believe the Messiah is coming as a king, and Jesus was born a commoner.

[MrBl0nd3]

@krazydrummer i thought they believe jesus was a prophet but nothing more

[Raskabais]

jesus is nothing more than an upstart that self proclaimed himself a prophet.

[sarshar1]

jesus was muslem himself , in fact all prophets (prophetess) and messengers of allah were muslem from Adem (PBUH) to Mohammed (PBUH).the christianity and judaisim were man made theology .

[JustSomeDudeOnU2B]

That's Bullshit. Like all religions.

[serreosoo8]

Damn, that's he stupidest comment I've ever read!

Your religion appeared 600 years after Christ ("the anointed One") by a man that wasn't called by God but by "Gabriel" that ordered him to respect the people and the prophets of the Bible (aparently "Gabriel" had different opinion from you)!!

"22.But false Christs and false prophets will arise and will make signs and wonders in order to be deceiving if possible, the chosen. 23.But you be looking; I have foretold you EVERYTHING."

Mark 13.23-24

[sarshar1]

i tend to bleieve the one who created the earth and havens in and everything between them in six days "Allah" and his Holy book "the Quran "..so i have no intention not in a million years to believe a single word from Mark or any book of yours man made bible .. by the way the word Bible is a translation to the word Book from Greek and you go figure how much the Book had been lost in translation if the title of the Book altered itself .

[SparkySurfer]

@sarshar1> And the Quran is not man-made? What a joke! To think that it was inspired by a hallucinating child-molester. That's what makes it even sicker. Give me a break....

[sarshar1]

first of all Allah chose prophet mohammed to be the prophet of all mankind to the end of days nuf said ..secondly  , i have not seen any other race as child molesters but the one with blue eyes ..

[Orik960]

Acually when you translate the word Bible in Greek it comes back as "The Book". Not just a book THE book. And how do you know Mohammad was chosen? The Bible says that Jesus was in fact the Son of God. What reason do we have to believe in the Quran rather than the Bible?

[pivotguy3]

krazy, you got it all wrong, Jewish believe Jesus in a different way. they have a group called "Jewish for Jesus" that believe in Jesus.

[Raskabais]

true. but that is a minor sect that isn't taken seriously by the majority.

[AtarahDerek]

@Raskabais Funny, that's what the Pharisees in the NT said about the first Christians, back when they were the sect of Judaism known as the Followers of the Way. And now, look at how many people around the world, Jew and Gentile, are Christians. The number of Jewish Christians among true Gentile Christians is proportionate to the total population of Jews among Gentiles. The Chinese church is growing at 10,000 a day. In spite of persecution in 54 nations, the church thrives. Minor, you say?

[Tikibird79]

LOL Walter is funny XD

[I3RI3]

yaeh i agree everybody should believe or not believe what they want. this is a discussion no one will ever accept the outcome off so let's try to avoid it as much as we can

[peaceflyer]

lmao! achmed is genius jeff! and hallelujiah walter!

[iluvfreeonlinegames]

lol accept jesus as your savior or you'll burn in hell for all eternity. and thts true! jews dont believe that jesus is the messiah

[g0d0faer0x]

thats because jews suks ass

[iluvfreeonlinegames]

whoa!!! lets not get racist

[veeckmang]

you know, jesus was a jew

and his plan was to reform the jewish faith and not to start a new one.

[AtarahDerek]

@veeckmang Actually, His plan was to FULFILL the Jewish faith. Which, in a sense, kind of means starting a new one.

[NachosFairy]

This made me laugh -- thanks!

[haloangel360]

Do you use Sweet Daddy Dee anymore? I hated him.

[jokersdraw]

I love you Jeff!

[cbcandychic]

Just got home from the hospital and this is what I look at to cheer me up? I have to admit.... LOLZ!

[xtan451]

Im jewish i think this is funny as hell

[TheFairestgirl1]

me 2!!

[bnussrockstar]

me too!

[finnishnin]

@xtan451 Hanukkah Bush

[Harrypotterfan334]

stop being racest to jews

[nath2extreme]

C'mon it's just comedy. I'm an arab and u don't see me complaining.

[lhtrf]

im half jewish and im laughing more than complaining, only thing i complain about is that theres not much vids with achmed or walter on here :P

[nath2extreme]

Hey me 2 :D haha xD

[XxRandomRetardxX]

you speak with great wisdom. FINALLY SOMEONE DOESNT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

[nath2extreme]

Aaaah thank you :D I try my best xD And I just don't get ppl who take it seriously :S

[XxRandomRetardxX]

neither do I, ppl gt offended by Achmeds official vid I mean com on, hes a puppet used for entertainment right?