One video per week FTW. We miss you talking to us too. It'll be weird seeing videos where you're actually stationary as opposed to travelling the world. Are you worried about coming up with ideas? I guess you've got more freedom for creativity now, because your videos don't have to be about new places you've explored (not that that was a bad thing). Looking forward to seeing what you come up with :)
@TomHook10 Awwww, sorry I didn't make good on the one video a week thus far. I aim to do much better! The problem hasn't been coming up with ideas, I have SO MANY. Its mostly that my life in Austin is very different from my life in France with very little down time. I'm having to carve out a routine which is taking a lot more time than expected. Videos will always come though, its one of my favorite things.
thirdly, bevyn does kickboxing, when seems like a great way to get fit / learn to fight
fourthly, let me know if you ever wanna run around town lake. right now my skill level is 9-9:30 miles, which is not terribly fast. me and jordan go all the time. is good training for triathlons!
1) You shoulda invited me (but honestly the amount of shit going on in my life right now doesn't leave me... hmmm ANY time for socializing, really)
2) Good advice.
3) Does he ever make contact with peoples faces with his fists? Cause that's what I want to do.
4) You are way faster than me at present! I run townlake whenever I find a free hour to do it. Which is usually hard to plan. As of now I can run the 4 mile look in about an hour.
YOU'RE GONNA GET A BEARDED DRAGON?? I'm so fucking jealous! I've always wanted one!!
I'm trying the 50 books this year, also with Sanne as inspiration... I'll probably fail, but it's fun to try! And I'm not doing a triathlon but I am going to start training for a half marathon (once the snow and ice is gone... a bit less dangerous that way)
@nicciweasley DUDE! 50 books! Even trying is better than I'll ever do! I don't think I've read 50 books in my lifetime!
Half Marathon advice (I have run one of those) Start training as early as possible and make it part of your routine immediately. Its so easy to lose track of training and give up completely.
On the contrary, Malia, I have created several new YouTube channels and subscribed to you BECAUSE of the last 20 seconds of this video. That was awesome!!
Damn it Malia, now I've got to freaking get in shape too. I've been like, "dude it's okay that I'm a little chub chub, auparis' is a little fluffy and she looks good; I'm just fine."
If anyone looks your page up in the future they're gonna think I'm a big fat lair.
@freckledchick Honey doll, You are so freaking hot not to mention Ok with a little extra chub chub.
Fuck! I'm hot as all get out! The reason I'm wanting to get into shape is because I'm cheap. I gained about 20lbs in Paris over the past year and none of my old clothes fit. So rather than buy new clothes I'm going to lose the weight. (In fact, I hate to confirm this, but hotness is tied to confidence and not necessarily looks... honestly) Should I make a video about that?
I've studied martial arts for about twelve years now and I've never learned to throw knives. I am learning to use Bo Staff, Sais, and Nunchaku, however. To learn to throw knives I think that would have to be some sketchy, insurance free, backstreet lesson. Good luck though!
@welcomehomedaddy Sweeeeeeeeeeet! I'm aiming for a sprint triathlon at the beginning of August. I can run and bike pretty well already, but I need to start swim training pretty soon. How far in advance would you suggest getting started?
Bearded dragon advice: get a roomy tank, which will be much more expensive, but the little buggers get all gloomy in small ones. Also, live plants and miniature models of famous landmarks look pretty nifty in there. You can pretend they're Godzilla.
@rulerOFtheSKIES EXCELLENT ADVICE! I'm currently looking at craigslist on a daily basis to try to adopt an unwanted dragon with all its accoutrement. But I'm totally getting a tiny eiffel tower.
Thanks :D Your resolutions are quite a bit more extreme than mine!
And I feel obligated to give you some reading advice. Take the book you're reading EVERYWHERE. I do most of my reading on trains and when I'm waiting for my bus.
@booksandquills Oh man. I used to read so much more when I lived in Paris because I'd take the train and bus, but now I have to drive everywhere and I don't spend nearly as much time waiting. I've decidedly replaced my nightly watch a bit of TV before bed routine with a read a little before bed routine, its not working as well though because I can't seem to stop reading.
@tetsubo57 You are beautiful! Humans do come in all shapes and sizes but in the past year my shape and size has morphed into something I'm not 100% acceptable of. And I intend to change it. Oh don't get my wrong, I'm hot as fuck, I just want my old clothes to fit again.
@fmpapt I met Khyan at Summer in the City last year and thought he was tolerable. He then met Booksandquills on his little "I'm awesome at youtube and got a lot of money to continue to make videos" retreat, which lead me to watch her videos. Then I loved her and her videos, and now I'm recommending that other people watch her videos.
You should be watching youtube if you like to read!!! You should experience new and interesting things everyday!
Hey Malia! Congrats on the car and the job and the place of your own and your things displayed so nicely on your wall. You're all growed up! Good luck with the resolutions. The books will be easier than the triathlon. And a few weeks without a Brasilian and you should have a bearded dragon. OMG did I just write that! You can't post that! Sure you can! NO! YES! Post it! Post it!
@alexfjord The following is my responses as I read this comment:
GROWED UP!!! NOooooooOOOooooOOOooooo! I don't want to be a boring grown up!
You'd be surprised how dumb I am with... well everything, but especially reading.
HOLY CRAP! I Already gave out the most inappropriate comment of all time award in my stop motion hair video but this has got to be an extremely close second!
@auparis Malia!! My sincere apologies for such an inappropriate comment. It was an epic internal battle and evil won the day. Suggested penance would be welcomed. I take some consolation in knowing that mine was not the most inappropriate comment. Sometimes being second is preferable.
@whatstephanie Thanks!!! I promise this video thing will get more routine. Its honestly one of my favorite things to do, but life can get busy when you're trying to incite a coup to overthrow all governments and take over the world as a benevolent dictator.
Yay, a video! I'm glad your stable(draws a horse in a stable). I am currently working on the stability, 'cause it's hard out there for a pimp.(pours some out for the homies)
Here's a tip to help you read a book a month! Read: the hunger games, I am the messenger, the book thief, and the fault in our stars- all excellent reads I wasn't able to put down :)
@anteggma You are welcome! I'm kinda hoping the excitement dies down here soon, I haven't had time to make new videos as often as I'd like OR reply to comments
maybe learn kickboxing? you can then combine the get fit with self defense, i used to do this 50 mins exercise then 10 mins learning kickboxing moves thing, really encouraged me to go to just for the last 10 minutes of awesome.
Knife throwing? Get a reasonably balanced butter knife and throw it at a couch. Try to get it to land blade first. This is even cooler on a lawn... with a screwdriver (When you do it right, it'll stick out impressively.) ... I sound like a serial killer don't I? Damn it.
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the1janitor 2 weeks ago
@the1janitor Fail whale. I deserve it. I aim to do better.
auparis 1 week ago
One video per week FTW. We miss you talking to us too. It'll be weird seeing videos where you're actually stationary as opposed to travelling the world. Are you worried about coming up with ideas? I guess you've got more freedom for creativity now, because your videos don't have to be about new places you've explored (not that that was a bad thing). Looking forward to seeing what you come up with :)
TomHook10 2 weeks ago
@TomHook10 Awwww, sorry I didn't make good on the one video a week thus far. I aim to do much better! The problem hasn't been coming up with ideas, I have SO MANY. Its mostly that my life in Austin is very different from my life in France with very little down time. I'm having to carve out a routine which is taking a lot more time than expected. Videos will always come though, its one of my favorite things.
auparis 1 week ago
Hey, those are my friends.
summerhough 3 weeks ago
@summerhough Those are your friends TOO. I love you.
auparis 1 week ago
firstly, i just went to ego's last night. we shoulda invited you. we go tuesdays sometimes.
secondly, throwing knives is easy. it's throwing knives efficiently that's difficult
thirdly, bevyn does kickboxing, when seems like a great way to get fit / learn to fight
fourthly, let me know if you ever wanna run around town lake. right now my skill level is 9-9:30 miles, which is not terribly fast. me and jordan go all the time. is good training for triathlons!
- danny
z64dan 3 weeks ago
@z64dan Well hello person I know in real life.
1) You shoulda invited me (but honestly the amount of shit going on in my life right now doesn't leave me... hmmm ANY time for socializing, really)
2) Good advice.
3) Does he ever make contact with peoples faces with his fists? Cause that's what I want to do.
4) You are way faster than me at present! I run townlake whenever I find a free hour to do it. Which is usually hard to plan. As of now I can run the 4 mile look in about an hour.
auparis 1 week ago
you friend at 0:20 looks like an Abba-est version of Frederic Beigbeder!
Congratulation on everything, it seems that 2012 has started pretty well for you!
so when is the virtual house warming... seems that my invite got lost in the mail... =)
krichou01 3 weeks ago
@krichou01 I told him that and he was amazed. Awww, sorry the virtual housewarming was canceled due to internet rain.
auparis 1 week ago
"Jags"? Have you been to Pittsburgh?
MissIllosu 3 weeks ago
@MissIllosu I have, but I didn't know that was part of their vernacular. I just like the way it sounds.
auparis 1 week ago
I like you, you are fun.
vladislavsadykov 3 weeks ago
@vladislavsadykov I like you!!!
auparis 1 week ago
YOU'RE GONNA GET A BEARDED DRAGON?? I'm so fucking jealous! I've always wanted one!!
I'm trying the 50 books this year, also with Sanne as inspiration... I'll probably fail, but it's fun to try! And I'm not doing a triathlon but I am going to start training for a half marathon (once the snow and ice is gone... a bit less dangerous that way)
Nice to see your face again!
nicciweasley 3 weeks ago
@nicciweasley DUDE! 50 books! Even trying is better than I'll ever do! I don't think I've read 50 books in my lifetime!
Half Marathon advice (I have run one of those) Start training as early as possible and make it part of your routine immediately. Its so easy to lose track of training and give up completely.
auparis 1 week ago
On the contrary, Malia, I have created several new YouTube channels and subscribed to you BECAUSE of the last 20 seconds of this video. That was awesome!!
TeamHarris916 3 weeks ago
@TeamHarris916 Fuck yea! Why do you only comment with this one?
auparis 1 week ago
@auparis I comment from all of them, but at random as to not look like a stalker. *ducks back down behind bush*
TeamHarris916 1 week ago
Its good to see another video from you, i always enjoy watching them
AlwaysRespectTheBeat 4 weeks ago
@AlwaysRespectTheBeat I enjoy watching you! from the car across the street from your bedroom window.
auparis 1 week ago
Damn it Malia, now I've got to freaking get in shape too. I've been like, "dude it's okay that I'm a little chub chub, auparis' is a little fluffy and she looks good; I'm just fine."
If anyone looks your page up in the future they're gonna think I'm a big fat lair.
freckledchick 4 weeks ago
@freckledchick Honey doll, You are so freaking hot not to mention Ok with a little extra chub chub.
Fuck! I'm hot as all get out! The reason I'm wanting to get into shape is because I'm cheap. I gained about 20lbs in Paris over the past year and none of my old clothes fit. So rather than buy new clothes I'm going to lose the weight. (In fact, I hate to confirm this, but hotness is tied to confidence and not necessarily looks... honestly) Should I make a video about that?
auparis 1 week ago
@auparis that sounds like it would be an awesome video :)
createthespace 1 week ago
@auparis Make it so. :P
freckledchick 6 days ago
I've studied martial arts for about twelve years now and I've never learned to throw knives. I am learning to use Bo Staff, Sais, and Nunchaku, however. To learn to throw knives I think that would have to be some sketchy, insurance free, backstreet lesson. Good luck though!
alexisrivard 4 weeks ago
@alexisrivard All I want in life is to take a sketchy, insurance free, backstreet lesson in knife throwing.
auparis 1 week ago
is bearded dragon a euphemism for something?
i coach marathoners, ultramarathoners and triathletes. give me a holler when you get started. lots of tips, methods and stuff i can clue you in on.
welcomehomedaddy 4 weeks ago
@welcomehomedaddy Sweeeeeeeeeeet! I'm aiming for a sprint triathlon at the beginning of August. I can run and bike pretty well already, but I need to start swim training pretty soon. How far in advance would you suggest getting started?
auparis 1 week ago
Bearded dragon advice: get a roomy tank, which will be much more expensive, but the little buggers get all gloomy in small ones. Also, live plants and miniature models of famous landmarks look pretty nifty in there. You can pretend they're Godzilla.
rulerOFtheSKIES 4 weeks ago
@rulerOFtheSKIES EXCELLENT ADVICE! I'm currently looking at craigslist on a daily basis to try to adopt an unwanted dragon with all its accoutrement. But I'm totally getting a tiny eiffel tower.
auparis 1 week ago
Thanks :D Your resolutions are quite a bit more extreme than mine!
And I feel obligated to give you some reading advice. Take the book you're reading EVERYWHERE. I do most of my reading on trains and when I'm waiting for my bus.
booksandquills 4 weeks ago 6
@booksandquills Oh man. I used to read so much more when I lived in Paris because I'd take the train and bus, but now I have to drive everywhere and I don't spend nearly as much time waiting. I've decidedly replaced my nightly watch a bit of TV before bed routine with a read a little before bed routine, its not working as well though because I can't seem to stop reading.
auparis 1 week ago
Technically, the first video of the New Yeqar is a legitimate time to discuss resolutions. So, you're good.
You are young and beautiful.
I like blue tongued skinks.
But a few throwing knives. Buy or make a target. Throw the throwing knives at the target. Do not miss. Repeat as necessary.
Nope. Humans come in all shapes and sizes. Your's is quite acceptable.
tetsubo57 4 weeks ago
@tetsubo57 You are beautiful! Humans do come in all shapes and sizes but in the past year my shape and size has morphed into something I'm not 100% acceptable of. And I intend to change it. Oh don't get my wrong, I'm hot as fuck, I just want my old clothes to fit again.
auparis 1 week ago
What's with you and Khyan and Booksandquills? If I liked to read would I be watching Youtube?
fmpapt 4 weeks ago
@fmpapt I met Khyan at Summer in the City last year and thought he was tolerable. He then met Booksandquills on his little "I'm awesome at youtube and got a lot of money to continue to make videos" retreat, which lead me to watch her videos. Then I loved her and her videos, and now I'm recommending that other people watch her videos.
You should be watching youtube if you like to read!!! You should experience new and interesting things everyday!
auparis 1 week ago
@auparis Ok! I will!
fmpapt 1 week ago
Hey Malia! Congrats on the car and the job and the place of your own and your things displayed so nicely on your wall. You're all growed up! Good luck with the resolutions. The books will be easier than the triathlon. And a few weeks without a Brasilian and you should have a bearded dragon. OMG did I just write that! You can't post that! Sure you can! NO! YES! Post it! Post it!
alexfjord 4 weeks ago
@alexfjord The following is my responses as I read this comment:
GROWED UP!!! NOooooooOOOooooOOOooooo! I don't want to be a boring grown up!
You'd be surprised how dumb I am with... well everything, but especially reading.
HOLY CRAP! I Already gave out the most inappropriate comment of all time award in my stop motion hair video but this has got to be an extremely close second!
auparis 1 week ago
@auparis Malia!! My sincere apologies for such an inappropriate comment. It was an epic internal battle and evil won the day. Suggested penance would be welcomed. I take some consolation in knowing that mine was not the most inappropriate comment. Sometimes being second is preferable.
alexfjord 1 week ago
MMMMMMMMMM sexy belly button! Love You Malia
RoseMaster002 4 weeks ago
@RoseMaster002 I LOVE YOU!!! But its not that sexy in person. its.. pretty disgusting.
auparis 1 week ago
Time to "Pretty Woman" this town! I had to Richard Gere a gerbil after reading that one.
evilbanjoman 4 weeks ago
@evilbanjoman Wow... .... WOW.... I like everything I just read.
auparis 1 week ago
missed you... Its been a long time without laughs. I'm glad you're back!
jonny818boy 4 weeks ago
@jonny818boy I missed you guys!!! Seriously, i'll be around more often now.
auparis 1 week ago
i think my "i'm sorry" panda got lost in the mail. he's probably so scared right now =(
BashirH 4 weeks ago
@BashirH ... I fear the worst for your "I'm Sorry" Panda...
auparis 1 week ago
We miss you too!!! *huggs*
PardonMyZinger 4 weeks ago
@PardonMyZinger AWWWW!!! Do I still get huggs even though it took me 3 weeks to reply to your comment?
auparis 1 week ago
i like you
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iliketotally 4 weeks ago
@iliketotally It's mutual.
auparis 1 week ago
You didn't lose my subscription.. Youre awesome girl :) and im glad youre back
whatstephanie 4 weeks ago
@whatstephanie Thanks!!! I promise this video thing will get more routine. Its honestly one of my favorite things to do, but life can get busy when you're trying to incite a coup to overthrow all governments and take over the world as a benevolent dictator.
auparis 1 week ago
I missed you :(
But yer back :)
Advice: read very small books- children's books with lots of pictures are great...
My resolution was to draw something for 15min a day even if it's stick people :P
love ya!!!
Bob
bobdeloyd 4 weeks ago
@bobdeloyd CHILDRENS BOOKS! Brilliant!
auparis 1 week ago
Yay, a video! I'm glad your stable(draws a horse in a stable). I am currently working on the stability, 'cause it's hard out there for a pimp.(pours some out for the homies)
BrewsterIsAWinner 4 weeks ago
@BrewsterIsAWinner And the best comment goes to.... BrewsterIsAWinner.
auparis 1 week ago
Here's a tip to help you read a book a month! Read: the hunger games, I am the messenger, the book thief, and the fault in our stars- all excellent reads I wasn't able to put down :)
createthespace 4 weeks ago
@createthespace Fault in our stars = DONE! Hunger games (the trilogy) = Done! (in Paris) and the others will be added to my list! thank you!
auparis 1 week ago
i'm always soo excited when i see your videos in my sub box! your life is always so eventful and FUN! thanks for sharing it with us :-)
anteggma 4 weeks ago 6
@anteggma You are welcome! I'm kinda hoping the excitement dies down here soon, I haven't had time to make new videos as often as I'd like OR reply to comments
auparis 1 week ago
This video helped me achieve my evening hard on. I thank you deeply.
tomsin123 4 weeks ago
@tomsin123 Aww, you are welcome sir!
auparis 1 week ago
maybe learn kickboxing? you can then combine the get fit with self defense, i used to do this 50 mins exercise then 10 mins learning kickboxing moves thing, really encouraged me to go to just for the last 10 minutes of awesome.
b1wizz 4 weeks ago
@b1wizz p.s also, i forgot to mention WOO NEW VIDEO its been awhile!
b1wizz 4 weeks ago
@b1wizz I have tried kickboxing before! But the class was more aerobic based rather than ass kicking based. But maybe I could find a class now.
auparis 1 week ago
My fiance knows how to throw knives. It;s a pretty impressive skill, dangerous, but impressive.
TraveIog 4 weeks ago
@TraveIog I want to be impressive... that's all I've ever wanted.
auparis 1 week ago
Lost viewers? Possibly not. Burned out a few eyeballs. Yeah, mehbe ..
Screw 'em!
BossmanEight 4 weeks ago
@BossmanEight YES! Screw 'em! Literally right?
auparis 1 week ago
I like your eyes. They're like moonstones.
qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 4 weeks ago
@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 You... I like you.
auparis 1 week ago
I enjoy your videos vewwy much
JackHoward 4 weeks ago
@JackHoward I enjoy you vewwy much!
auparis 1 week ago
@JackHoward I enjoy you vewwy much!
auparis 1 week ago
Knife throwing? Get a reasonably balanced butter knife and throw it at a couch. Try to get it to land blade first. This is even cooler on a lawn... with a screwdriver (When you do it right, it'll stick out impressively.) ... I sound like a serial killer don't I? Damn it.
Dewkeeper 4 weeks ago
@Dewkeeper No you sound like an incredibly helpful minion! You will be rewarded greatly after the revolution.
auparis 1 week ago
Are you SURE you don't want a Wheezy Dragon? Be pretty damn cool....
And no tips for resolutions here, I barely get one accomplished per year. (LAZY)
Love your videos!! :D
SourSpiders 4 weeks ago
@SourSpiders I love you! I would absolutely prefer a Wheezy Dragon, but I doubt they exist.
auparis 1 week ago
Screw Karate, go learn Krav Maga. Look it up, it's some bad-ass shit.
JPan186 4 weeks ago
@JPan186 I will! As of now my primary focuses have been reading, running, and finding an affordable bearded dragon.
auparis 1 week ago
I just subscribed to booksandquills yesterday!
And to you just a few days ago! I'm 2 for 2!
Jessicarae7 4 weeks ago
@Jessicarae7 WOOOO! Scorecards rock!
auparis 1 week ago
I missed your expressive eyebrows.. hi!!
NamelessPencil 4 weeks ago
@NamelessPencil HI! Also this is the best compliment I've received in a long time. Thank you.
auparis 1 week ago
Now i'm going to go to Ego's next time im in Austin! (ps first)
JenniferLFisher 4 weeks ago
@JenniferLFisher You totally should! And message me when you do!
auparis 1 week ago