Hawkamania

[reddeadepic87]

who else got road warriors on the brain i know i do

[dacohov]

What a Rush!

[exe2517]

who is the guy with the confederate flag?

[ShakeBashBoom]

Tell Em Hawk! - WELL!

[TehScorpion]

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Nuff said.

[stunnerbahgawd]

WELLL Mean Gene, do you know what makes us sick, besides..EVERYTHING??!!!

[SJCNineteenEighty]

WWE needs more dead deers

[TheSenileFeline]

What a rush.

[xifeelxelectricx]

who is the guy in the middle in the Survivor Series video?

[YePlopofPlop]

@xifeelxelectricx Kerry Von Erich. Known as The Texas Tornado in WWF.

[Chooify]

Rofl at Ultimate Warrior.

[ThEoRiGiNaLkINgOfNYC]

Christ hawk had Mic chops.

[DPop1979]

Today's WWE needs more cocaine again :D

[Rizza2k4]

The most uncomfortable partner I've ever seen at 0:24

[TerranRich]

@Rizza2k4 And if you watch it on mute, they just keep getting more and more uncomfortable as Hawk's promo goes on. LMAO

[round]

WELLLLLLL...

[misterl0gic]

Warrior: I have it, I have it Warriors! I have the Perfect Gameplan for the Prefect Team... Nothing!

Funny as hell.

[salvaje1005]

Bossman: ASS DAT RIGHT HAWK?!

[Robman275]

0:35

Hawk used to beat people up while sitting apparantly.

WELL...GOODNESS GRACIOUS MERCY MY...that's impressive.

[out0fstepxxx]

Holy shit. I never knew how good this dude was on the mic. This is amazing promo work.

[SolidGoldCEO]

2:05 I nearly lost it when Warrior announced his plan then just wandered off.

[meatwad515]

BAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[tortoise656]

BRET HEART look meen standing infront of those two morons

[RDK619]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ELLLLLLLLLLLL

[tupac1983]

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL IT SEEMS TO ME AS IT SEEMS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hughezy]

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[MrScr3wy]

Watch the first interview with Bullet Bob and tell me Tracy Smothers doesn't mirror your thoughts with his expressions.

[princesstamika]

@MrScr3wy LOL awesome.

[BobifyYou]

You know what makes us sick besides EVERYTHING? Thai food.. and Earthquake!

[andyman2324]

@BobifyYou He says Typhoon and Earthquake. they were a tag team back in the day named the Natural Disasters.

[BobifyYou]

@andyman2324 yeahh, I know that, it just sounded like he said Thai food :L

[ChrisHominski]

von erich is COCKED

[GohanGVO]

Closed Captions + Hawk = ROFL

[salvaje1005]

what's the first promo from?

[cactuskelly]

any chance of a heenanmania, dustymania, or stevierayamania?

[wblstudios]

OOoooOOOooOooooOOOoOoOOo What a RUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

RIP Hawk

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

WELL, it seems to me, that it seems to be, that nobody dislikes this video

[Stikley46]

RIP Hawk, my fave tag team, Hawk is a legend and shame he wasn't at the HOF when they got inducted. Also Animal is the reason I have a mohawk! What a rush!

[Wes919]

This is missing one of Hawk's greatest lines "Girlfriends!? I had a girlfriend once, she tried to break my heart so I broke her jaw."

[mrchopper]

@Wes919 youtu.be/NYhoEYImewU?t=4m47s

[Amazingred1990]

Total Nonsense but he made it work and I loved it! "Wellllllll!!!!....."

[TheAxeGrinder]

Better than Sid? Well, like lextalionisgse said, Hawk made his nonsense make sense.

[RMyfanwy]

power and glory...sour and gory. Awesome.

[EBPyeah]

I like the part with Warrior

[FartScrap]

We need Big Bossamania.

[DonMallatia]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS MERCY MY 

[DonMallatia]

you care about mom you care about dad you care about aunt ayleen if u got one hahaha i miss u hawk RIP

[mrchopper]

This really is the gift that keeps on giving. I've watched it five times and spotted something new everytime to make me piss my pants. It's like the wrassling version of Inception.

[pey666]

You can hear an interview with Botchamania creator Maffew on the fight networks website under the podcasts section.

[Fuckutube81]

Excellent!...u gota love Hawk!

[bubblesallen84]

Don't have tag teams like this anymore shame. So glad to have been born in 80's as to be born into this era of wrestling makes you thankful for the attitude era and before :-D

[hoganiswrestling]

@bubblesallen84 THIS!!!! couldn't agree with you more.

[amazingsusan]

LOD, Warrior and Kerry Von Erich.....surely there has never been a promo that made less sense!

[FUSEDFORCE]

i miss the old school wwf loved my child hood !!! so glad i was born in the best time for it !!

[skull277]

is that bob backlund holding the mic? My god anyone notice how much his face is saying "shut the fuck up"

[TheVillainOfThisTale]

Oh my god. I haven't seen Hawk cut a promo in so long, that I almost forgot how great it was every time. RIP Michael "Hawk" Hegstrand, 1957-2003. Noone else but the Legion of Doom can bring such a rush to the squared circle.

[Urdam]

Mooney must have a death wish cutting Hawk off like that...

[dbostick82]

cocaine charisma personified

[RobGrayson28]

So in one Survivor Series team, we get the Ultimate Warrior, the Road Warriors and the Modern Day Warrior? If that isn't epic, I don't know what is

[TeddieBearRAWR]

WELL!!

[TheGrix2112]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS! MERCY MY!

[terminegen]

Sounds like Hawk said "Pissed off more than they can chew." No, really, listen to it.

[Objectioon]

Bossman was corpsing at the end

Send for the MAN

[bleedorange1998]

@clockendboy Maffew's one step ahead of ya. Just search it.

[clockendboy]

@bleedorange1998 I found out after I posted that comment lol

[RockyNoSee]

2:42 Is Animal corpsing at Ultimate Warrior?

[ihavequadrophenia]

Awesome! Of course, what in the hell was the Ultimate Warrior doing? Also, you need to level out the audio, Maffew.

[ElWeyChingon]

2:40 i think warrior had a stroke

[tomosoniq]

Sound missing from some clips anyone?

[DorkAvenger]

Hawk just crashed my computer... i.. i don't know how he did that

[SystemFan20]

0:50 aaaahhh xD LoL

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

The Texas Tornado reminds me of Jumpin Jeff Farmer

[Ripplin]

@thegoodnamesrallgone Yep.

[voodoochild1981]

Coke is bad mmmkay!

[tiredhippo82]

Mooney......stfu.



[lextalionisgse]

One of the best on the mic. Because when he botched his lines, he just went with it, and you STILL believed it, because he made his nonsense make sense.

[lawrence142002]

The Warriors team... I always thought that was a little nod to how Vince named Ultimate Warrior.

"We've got the Road Warriors... We've even got the Modern Day Warrior... But we've never had.... THE ULLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE WAAAARRRIORRRR!"

[Dasyati]

I keep thinking Hawk must've taped all his cue cards to the wall above his eye line.

[FerociouS84]

"TELL 'em Hawk.....WweeeLLL"

[masterbenis]

on the first promo you can see bullet bob armstrong holding the mic and lipping the words hawk was saying before he was saying it .....shit was funny bullet bob must have been on that high shit again lol

[bammybound]

This is one of the greatest videos I've seen in awhile

[ImperiousRix]

"SOUR... and GORY!"

[VonCouch]

Mean Gene selling Hawk's WELLL at 4:03 is my new favorite thing ever

[pabrtrky2]

@VonCouch Was that Mean Gene's version of corpsing?

[VanceMdc]

@VonCouch Agree, he actually sells everything

[TheNotoriousMC2]

You gotta love Jim Neidhart giggling and Bret having to tap him on the shoulder and tell him to keep a straight face.

[KidNothing89]

That was pretty intense.

[Darazz]

Macho Man + Warrior + Hogan + Hawk = GOLD

[Moredread25]

Randy Orton would tell the kids that he used to own gerbils and fed them to his viper.

[TheWonderwallLopes]

"Well, it seems to me that it seems to me..."

[PresidentWassereimer]

strokes

[moonrakerone]

WELLLL!

....

it's the Big show!

[SenorSteppingstone]

Oh, bullet bob's face.

[BoAMightyreds]

WELLLLL! haha RIP Hawk.

[Blehhh49]

"Will that be cash, credit, or debit?"

"TELL 'EM HAWK!"

"WELL...

Debit please."

[ItsTheFizz]

WEEEEEEELLLLLLL!

While Randy Savage will always be the king of promos, Hawk was easily in the second highest tier

[TheIkaraCult]

MICROMINIMEN in a BIG MANS WORLD ooooooooooooo

[MrMikehunt87]

WEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!

[Kalmaah]

I like the part where he says "well"

[drail37]

I've had some bad Thai food before too Hawk, made me sick like the dickens.

[FlammableDWMF]

FUCK YEAH SMOTHERS

[ASocialClan]

WELLLLLLLL

[JP317]

Hawk: Proof that it doesn't matter what crazy shit you say if you say it with the right conviction people will love you. You've gotta love him.

[xRothkox]

@JP317

Ain't it the truth! LOL!

[bvargasjr]

warrior took a hit of the bad stuff

[slayerking88]

my favorite is when he says "WELL........"

[MrMLD72MLD]

♥ .

[AutisticPersona]

Hawk: UGHHHHHHHHH........

Mooney: Wait a minute I'm getting word......

Hawk: Mooney, don't you ever............UGHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH..WHAT A RUSH!!!!!

That was fucking awesome!!!!!

[Porgee]

Did he just say bum drip?

[AutisticPersona]

WELL?!!! That was great!

[knapman22]

The third one is on the same level as "Professor Steiner Maths Lesson" in terms of unintentional hilarity XD

[ItachiisThashit87]

Warrior creepin'.

[LiamTheGreat]

I think Hawk rubbed Neidhart's beard so see if any coke was trapped in there

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

To quote Homer Simpson "He DOES say well alot"

[ShoryukenSteve]

The most underrated insane promo cutter ever.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

"The Legion Of Doom fits in any way they want!"- Road Warrior Hawk sure knew how to cut a fucking promo.

"Tell 'Em Hawk!"- Hawk says "Shut the fuck up and sit down".

[pdw2kx]

As bizarre an interview as he was, at least you got the vibe that once he got into the ring he'd kick your ass. And that's pretty much what he did. RIP!

[TheCerealKillah]

Warrior totally ripping off Macho Man's "I'm not talkin!" promo.

[manjiimortal]

@TheCerealKillah How could he? That Savage promo was from WCW if i'm not mistaken.

[Masterccc0203]

WHY THE FUCK IS WARRIOR PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO W/THE CAMERA?!?!?!?

[EnforcerX71]

@Masterccc0203

Because he's the Ultimate Warrior.

[MrDko9873]

holy shit kerry von eric is a terrible promo cutter

[Bkamlem]

Tell 'em Hawk

WELL!

[HydroAlexis]

@Bkamlem 3:13 XD

[Deckof51]

"WELL!"

And the educated audience collectively shrug.

[GrievousGeorge]

Is that Wrestlemania VIII clip in the vid? I can't see it anywhere. Can you post the vid for us please

[UIWWildthing]

@GrievousGeorge Part of it is in about 1:10-1:15

[gingermadman]

TAKE IT HAWK

[Lightspeeds]

how is WELL not a meme by now?

[D00m5day0]

Please do a "Mania" for Ultimate Warrior, it'd be so awesome

[codster9]

3:13 - Hawk picks an invisible strawberry.

[terminegen]

@codster9 Seems to me like he was trying to pick Mene Gene's strawberries off XP

[Titannel]

Oh FUCK yes.

[FreakiestAsp]

0:35 hawk is so awesome, he beats people up while sitting down

[GrandFunker]

@ 2:45 Warrior's trying so hard to keep everyone else in the shot...what a nice fella

[NintendoGamer86]

Well!

[NintendoGamer86]

WELL!

[NoisyPanther]

OMG in the first clip, I thought the guy with the "B" was a giant cardboard cutout thing until I saw his hand with the mic. It's creepy.

[NintendoGamer86]

WELL!

[gonegonego]

WELL!

[271189a]

'DON'T YOU EVER'

'sorry mr ha....'

'AAAAAAAAWAT A RUSH'

[271189a]

'DON'T YOU EVER'

'sorry mr ha....'

'AAAAAAAAWAT A RUSH'

[evrbody]

WAAAAYYYYLLLL....

[Sneezlebob]

0:08 Who is that trying not to laugh in the back

[siCfr3ak83]

Epic

[ShadowBaofu]

He certainly sounds like a hawk..

[Powercat316]

WEEEEELLLLL

[Trackball816]

'I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN FOR THE PERFECT TEAM!"

"What's that?"

"Nothing."

[LordIceman]

@Trackball816 Ok That was hard as fuck lmao the hardest promo from the Ultimate Warrior was that lmao

[WeAreAllAsian]

I Think He Was On Coke During This Video

[ICCWfreak]

No one is driviing the train! Scary huh Gene... Well, look who's driving the TRAIN!

.

[WazzTheSecond]

WELL.... I love how awkward everyone next to Hawk is during the first interview! They just stand there and shift their eyes over to Hawk like "What the fuck is he talking about...?"

[Ari22682]

I miss Hawk...

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

what is warrior doing at 2:40?

[FSinWCR]

@IAMAMEGAMANpunch Being Warrior.

[FSinWCR]

When Hawk said "WELL!" you woke the fuck up.

[MizfitZer0]

lmfao YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES US SICK, BESIDES EVERYTHING?

....how the fuck do you even answer that? XD

[SIMONATKINSON1980]

TELL EM HAWK!.... WEEEEELLLLLL!!!

[LegendKiller1fan]

WEEELL!!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS, MERCY MY!!!

[xifeelxelectricx]

WELL

[AdamIZxMiiDNIGHT]

RIP

[Hitmonchan107]

Hawk no sells botches.

[MrMutantJerry]

Somehow Hawk channeled Scott Steiner in that first promo.

[Hitmonchan107]

@MrMutantJerry More like Steiner adopted Hawk's promos here.

[strongpimphand]

Hawk looks like the High School principal you had that just felt like throwing on face paint and venting his frustrations

[MegamanNG]

Didn't see this coming?