Everything is getting fucking rozpierdolone in a chuj! Zajebiste to the level of kurwa and I can't understand how their balls can fit in their suits, they're too fucking huge.
DAMN I PLAYED THIS AT THE GYM ... GUYS I GOOO CRAZYYYYYY I LIFT MORE THAN I CAN BARE MAAAAN THIS SI ---- POWEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIING ;) !!! i NEED the mp ( but without hte background effects ;) !!!!
If this intro doesn't psych you up, you must be clinically dead. It's amazing! The same singer did a lot of songs in the Dance Dance Revolution series btw.
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@Mattyd242 this looks ridiculous. it doesn't even seem like contra anymore. contra was about american marines fighting an alien invasion.
this looks like a semi-cyborg samurai teaming up with a marine that watches too much anime and they fight the iron giant and his friends while listening to j-pop.
@proclaimin this game takes place like thousands of years in the future or something crazy like that. Bill has been cryo freezed to serve a sentence for wiping out 90% of the planet...??? I forget exactly what happened; point is, it's the future and Earth sux now so we need Bill (again). Bt no more Lance, so we got Morpheus.....
So no more 'marines', but still a shit load of aliens
once again look in the option screen and look highlight jaguar press down(up?) and instead of reading jaguar you will read katana jaguar and there you go have fun hara kiring
@mav4840h DAMN I PLAYED THIS AT THE GYM ... GUYS I GOOO CRAZYYYYYY I LIFT MORE THAN I CAN BARE MAAAAN THIS SI ---- POWEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIING ;) !!! i NEED the mp ( but without hte background effects ;) !!!!
Disagree - story was over the top crazy nonsense... hell it had animal contra! LOVE IT! More levels is always welcome especially in a game this good - but i wouldn't call that a penalty, i just loved it and I want more!
Underrated (pronounced "under - rated") means something that is fucking awesome yet doesn't get the recognition it deserves (e.g. the band The Halcyon Years, the game Extermination (PS2), the movie Detroit Rock City (1999), etc.)
I think the last game that came out for the PS2 right before the PS3 came out was the last game that came out on the PS2 right before the PS3 came out. and whaddya know I'm right!
All the contra games where good. They did amazing with the graphics that they could get the story was solid. And things blew up. I loved them all. And still have them (All)
Anyway I just Contra 4 and so far its kicking my ass, mostly cause im getting back used to 2D shooters (Metal Slugs handing me my ass too) anyway, the 2 PS1 games, Legacy of War and A Contra Adventure, and Contra Force arent part of the main story.
Nope. After. Lucia was introduced to Rizer in SS and she followed him. Why else would he remember her if they didn't meet? And I thought it was a sort of ok move for a bad guy. I think they did this because they couldn't think of any other new villans
Didn't Lance 'die' sometime before Shattered Soldier? In the canon, I think it was the year Hard Corps happened. I remember a cutscene saying that it was 6 years prior to SS, but somehow he managed to survive.
Actually they thought Lance died before Shattered Soldier but he lived. He then grew angry and became the villain in Shattered. That was why Bill was released from prison and the anger from it all made him the villain in neo contra and since Lucia was programed to follow him, she had no choice
contra would make a bad-ass movie, especially neo, but i think if they based it on the first two guys sylvester stalone in his prime & some buff blonde like arnold would be good choices
I think somebody else wrote once that every woman in vicinity of this game when being played suddenly becomes pregnant and gives birth to a gun, or a football, because the game was full of testosterone
One of the greatest comments ever for Neo Contra.
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0:28 problem?
troc513 2 weeks ago
Bill Rizer and Jaguar: Bros for life.
rockaizen 2 months ago 2
one guy that likes to shoot shit, and the other likes to slice shit. ultimate team combo :)
squall600 4 months ago
uhm... the female disco thing is kinda weird
kinmanyuen 4 months ago
Shout outs to Friendship Missile.
Richterdgf 6 months ago
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I like how at 1:03 there's just one mook shooting his gun in the wrong direction
LousShar 8 months ago
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LousShar 8 months ago
Just searched this for the hell of it...so glad I did! I think I'll play this today and show it to my kid!
bravocarlos80 8 months ago
So...much...manliness.
0:35 "This blade will cut the earth itself in half"
0:43 "Yup. Infinite ammo"
densuo 8 months ago
I AM SO LUCKY TO OWN THIS GAME
air7232 10 months ago
Six people miss Lance Bean.
GryffinDarkBreed 10 months ago
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such a gayass song
GroddGuerrilla 11 months ago
6 People don't understand how manly this is.
gunslicer 1 year ago 7
...........and this is just another day in Bill Rizer´s life
kakashi090585 1 year ago 7
This is the greatest intro to anything in the history of all time!
glassjawboxer 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up for surfing an ICBM missile
cassius969 1 year ago 4
i want to knw who sings it
ferminbarrios13 1 year ago
this is like the greatest game ever!!!
3DJ777888 1 year ago
Oh god why don't I have a ps2 and why am I not playing this right now?!
thatdude10000000 1 year ago
MANLY MEN DOING MANLY MEN THINGS!!!!!
This game never stops being fun.
hronbubberd 1 year ago 9
MAKE THIS THE NEXT AVP MOVIE DAMMIT!
vfIskullangel 1 year ago
the music here ripped off the guitar riffs from Exile on the Mainline by industrial rockband CHEMLAB :)
foxtweeg 1 year ago
Everything is getting fucking rozpierdolone in a chuj! Zajebiste to the level of kurwa and I can't understand how their balls can fit in their suits, they're too fucking huge.
neoqueto 1 year ago
You will never do any of the things shown in this intro.
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Aynawn 1 year ago
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Aynawn 1 year ago
are you a fag?
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Dang, did those 2 have a childhood?
BermudaEntrepreneur 1 year ago
Bill is just the manliest sonofabitch ever, isn't he?
VFXNinja 1 year ago
@VFXNinja Unless your a girl, that is the creepiest thing you ever said.
Gravekeeper67 1 year ago
@Gravekeeper67 There is nothing wrong with admiring another man's manliness.
VFXNinja 1 year ago
Scharznegger and The Rock!
vfIskullangel 1 year ago
DAMN I PLAYED THIS AT THE GYM ... GUYS I GOOO CRAZYYYYYY I LIFT MORE THAN I CAN BARE MAAAAN THIS SI ---- POWEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIING ;) !!! i NEED the mp ( but without hte background effects ;) !!!!
X3MCTZN 1 year ago 35
so fucking badass.
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Meu primeiro video do youtube som fico muito bom melhor que muitos full hd
pena que meu ps2 queimou logo depois do video. :D eu perdi a conta
TalitGadol 1 year ago
Meu primeiro video do youtube som fico muito bom melhor que muitos full hd
pena que meu ps2 queimou logo depois do video. :D eu perdi a conta
TalitGadol 1 year ago
Ok seriously? Why is there a cyborg samurai in this!?
DJMiniBurnie 2 years ago
he is replacing lance the similar to rambo in the 2 first gmaes lance are blue but now is red the samurai is a shit lance rules
leito684 1 year ago
@DJMiniBurnie Rule #15 of Manhood: Never question the existence of a cyborg samurai.
etherealstill 1 year ago 4
@etherealstill A black black samurai who is also an alien from outer space (this is canon)
jcc2196 11 months ago
If this intro doesn't psych you up, you must be clinically dead. It's amazing! The same singer did a lot of songs in the Dance Dance Revolution series btw.
Mattyd242 2 years ago
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@Mattyd242 this looks ridiculous. it doesn't even seem like contra anymore. contra was about american marines fighting an alien invasion.
this looks like a semi-cyborg samurai teaming up with a marine that watches too much anime and they fight the iron giant and his friends while listening to j-pop.
sounds like a random web comic not contra.
proclaimin 2 years ago
@proclaimin this game takes place like thousands of years in the future or something crazy like that. Bill has been cryo freezed to serve a sentence for wiping out 90% of the planet...??? I forget exactly what happened; point is, it's the future and Earth sux now so we need Bill (again). Bt no more Lance, so we got Morpheus.....
So no more 'marines', but still a shit load of aliens
DameunPutazo 1 year ago
DDR? Oh, no wonder my ears are bleeding.
gufu1992 2 years ago
Imagine Contra with a Gears of War Gameplay
Nilahas0 2 years ago 4
that is a hell of an intro... these guys have 1 purpose ALL OUT WAR.
kejaris 2 years ago 3
sic intro gotta get the game
hunk123459 2 years ago
I want the name of the song.
whooppers 2 years ago
Whats up with the mid 90's dance music?
miguelpanty 2 years ago
It's there because the game is like a hilarious buddy-cop movie from the 90s...but in the future.
xristo702 2 years ago
Who gives a shit its a good song.
gravekeeper101 2 years ago
coolest game intro ever over the top action!
philj77 2 years ago
was the rumor that u could use the sword ever found to b tru
350plus 2 years ago
yes it is true got to the option screen and look carefuly
LezardMan002 2 years ago
once again look in the option screen and look highlight jaguar press down(up?) and instead of reading jaguar you will read katana jaguar and there you go have fun hara kiring
LezardMan002 2 years ago
wait so you can use the katana in neo contra awsome
hunk123459 2 years ago
indeed my comrade
LezardMan002 2 years ago
I love this intro and I love this game.
gravekeeper101 2 years ago
Wow so many filled magazines...
BILL MUST HAVE THUMBS (and ballz) OF STEEL
retawd1919 2 years ago 2
I don't know...¬¬"
Anoleis 2 years ago
the first time i watched this i was like HOLY SH**** DID HE JUST SPLITED AN AIR PLANE IN HALF?!?!?!
LezardMan002 2 years ago
No!He just split a MISSILE in half!!!0_0
Anoleis 2 years ago
if so then wouldnt it explode from the impact of the sword?
LezardMan002 2 years ago
maybe it had a timer o.o
Aldotiti 2 years ago
That's not how missiles work.
vamphunterbob 2 years ago
Enjoy the ride - it aint real!
DjDedan 2 years ago
Man, that's gotta be one sharp katana.
Gencoil 2 years ago 3
el robot gigante cuenta como uno
Pepitopereztripi 2 years ago
It's been a while since I watched this vid. It's so hardcore kickass!
mobius1aic 2 years ago 4
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gal e o nome dessa song ? eu querro da dowload dele .
SkullKingShadow 3 years ago
I think my balls get bigger everytime I watch this???
mav4840h 3 years ago 59
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mav4840h: lol did you listen to those fags at 4chan??? lol Anyway I also think I got another ball after watching this.
m84hr3muk 2 years ago
ORLY? I just grow another cock, with TWO pairs of balls HELL YEAH!
34r0n 2 years ago 3
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lmao, and I thought my cock was just becoming sentient a minute ago, must have been my imagination...
m84hr3muk 2 years ago
I think my balls just turned into BALLS OF STEEL
henritje19 2 years ago 4
@mav4840h DAMN I PLAYED THIS AT THE GYM ... GUYS I GOOO CRAZYYYYYY I LIFT MORE THAN I CAN BARE MAAAAN THIS SI ---- POWEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIING ;) !!! i NEED the mp ( but without hte background effects ;) !!!!
X3MCTZN 1 year ago 11
A very over-the-top Intro. Game was 4/5 in my rating, but needed better story, and more to do than a hand full of levels.
ChaosTicket 3 years ago 4
I had to agree with you there on the levels and the story.
jweinrub 2 years ago 4
Disagree - story was over the top crazy nonsense... hell it had animal contra! LOVE IT! More levels is always welcome especially in a game this good - but i wouldn't call that a penalty, i just loved it and I want more!
ANIMAL CONTRA FTW!
DjDedan 2 years ago
whoa
mav4840h 3 years ago 5
Manliness overload.
AlmightyDoctor 3 years ago 12
Oh yeah!
andrewfernandez105 3 years ago 3
I have this game its the best run and gun ever!
sethpheroth 3 years ago 2
neo fucking contra
09Jennifer 3 years ago 4
Just read the lyrics funniest fucking song ever should be coverd by a metal band.
Raoh 3 years ago
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Mattyd242 3 years ago
FUCK YEAAAAH!!
bezerka 3 years ago 8
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like the intro hate the song
manofria84 3 years ago
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Good vid, but I don't think they could've picked gayer music.
wittenbergdoor 3 years ago
how come this vid don't have high quality cuz its fucking awesome
migapixl 3 years ago 5
Neo-ContraaAAAaAAAaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAA..AAoohh.yeah
Ohhh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1deal1 3 years ago 4
this game was ridiculous but it was fun and the co op and the need for someone to cover your ass was better than ever
ResidentLR 3 years ago 3
(...and finally)
Mephestopheles induces you into hell
Join the death pilgrimage
Destroy and dispel, wo-oh
Humanity's future rests with you
O-o-oh Neo Contra!
Gencoil 3 years ago 12
(continued)
Rebuild and destroy - the hope of despair
Annihilate and exterminate the enemy's lair
Stand against the soldier to protect our nation
No matter what happens you're the salvation
Moments of truth beckons the danger
Aggression and combat releases the anger
Accomplish the mission, satisfaction fulfilled
Go between life and death without getting killed
Gencoil 3 years ago 12
Here's the lyrics, if anyone's interested:
The smell of dusty sand and ambition
The taste of sweet victory and volition
Sensory overload - it's time to rebel
Dangerous guys are back from hell
Neo Contra!
Gencoil 3 years ago 12
la verga
shushito2000 3 years ago
This is like atotal remix of Mad Max! XD
VTwinty 3 years ago
i like lance he was cool but why did bill kill him
RCAtech48 3 years ago
because lance became evil
caramujo123 3 years ago
I never played this game. How did Lance b/c evil?
Pinhead554 3 years ago
lance only shows up in contra shattered soldier. not in neo contra. i don't remember how he became evil
caramujo123 3 years ago
a litle gay, but cool intro
mafiaBH 3 years ago
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Why did they bring contra back...LIke This? This game was garbage.
SamosIMP 3 years ago
"Spoilers" only bad thing is that Lucia dies.
ChaosTicket 3 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO that hot ass babe oh well shes in contra 4 with a big ass!
Psyduckoid 3 years ago
That was not a airship dude, that was a missle. that didnt even blow up when it went in half.
VTwinty 3 years ago
For 0:51 i got only one thing to say:HOLY SH**** did you see that? He just splited an airship in half!
LezardMan002 3 years ago
its alright
kevinhardy 3 years ago
Underrated (pronounced "under - rated") means something that is fucking awesome yet doesn't get the recognition it deserves (e.g. the band The Halcyon Years, the game Extermination (PS2), the movie Detroit Rock City (1999), etc.)
DevinDCEG 3 years ago
They best make a next gen contra game.I wanna play as fucking bill rizer online VS!!!!!
Raoh 3 years ago
I think the last game that came out for the PS2 right before the PS3 came out was the last game that came out on the PS2 right before the PS3 came out. and whaddya know I'm right!
malkrow21 3 years ago
I think this is the last game
for the Playstation 2 before
Playstation 3 come out
hilarioph 3 years ago
I think the last game was God of War 2, might be wrong though.
EtherG 3 years ago
i still think the best contra game is contra hard corps for the sega genesis.
JinofGale 3 years ago 5
Gonna have to say it, this is the best video game intro EVER. Tally another kill on that wall.
eshemaxe 3 years ago 3
I like that 3 minute handshake they had, along with the awkward soundtrack.
LKone 3 years ago 3
whats better neo contra or this one
stryker9816 3 years ago
this is neo contra.
Raoh 3 years ago
this game is so easy which takes away from the fun i like the 2D Contra`s better
SonicBlast190 3 years ago
I played this game and it's AWESOME!!!
BTW the song is "Neo" by Paula Terry
SturmvogelPrime 3 years ago
Contra is the best game series
acanthopleura 4 years ago 2
Fantastic intro, kicks my ass.
FistOfWorms 4 years ago 2
Best. Intro. Ever.
plagnus 4 years ago 2
So true its that good it should have its only channel on telly and just loops.
Raoh 4 years ago 2
All the contra games where good. They did amazing with the graphics that they could get the story was solid. And things blew up. I loved them all. And still have them (All)
CyberDragonZero 4 years ago 2
even Contra Force..wow
Anyway I just Contra 4 and so far its kicking my ass, mostly cause im getting back used to 2D shooters (Metal Slugs handing me my ass too) anyway, the 2 PS1 games, Legacy of War and A Contra Adventure, and Contra Force arent part of the main story.
TyX25 3 years ago
NONE of the contra games got the sales they should have. And its because people think 2d games suck
CyberDragonZero 4 years ago 4
best shooter ever.
HeavyStash 4 years ago 2
those people who said contra sucks definetly needs to stop playing RPG'for while cause this is a MANS GAME
wolfclonius 4 years ago 6
Thats the most sense ive ever heard anyone type ever.
Plus this game is fucking shockingly good.
Raoh 4 years ago 4
great awesome
paolock01 4 years ago
Kick ass opening sung by Paula Terry of Dance Dance Revolution.
maskedbastard2522 4 years ago
Ugh, the samurai was a lousy addition. Personally, I would've preferred they kept the original Contra team of Bill and Lance.
verhallt 4 years ago
They would have kept Lance if he wasn't dead. He died in Shattered Soldier
superknuckles 4 years ago
Hmm... I initially thought that Neo Contra came before SS.
Still, it was a bad move on Konami to have Lance as the bad guy in SS.
verhallt 4 years ago
Nope. After. Lucia was introduced to Rizer in SS and she followed him. Why else would he remember her if they didn't meet? And I thought it was a sort of ok move for a bad guy. I think they did this because they couldn't think of any other new villans
superknuckles 4 years ago
Maybe its just me, but I everytime I play/see Contra games, Mad Dog and Skorpian still comes to mind as the main protagonists.
verhallt 4 years ago
Didn't Lance 'die' sometime before Shattered Soldier? In the canon, I think it was the year Hard Corps happened. I remember a cutscene saying that it was 6 years prior to SS, but somehow he managed to survive.
TheManAbove 4 years ago
Actually they thought Lance died before Shattered Soldier but he lived. He then grew angry and became the villain in Shattered. That was why Bill was released from prison and the anger from it all made him the villain in neo contra and since Lucia was programed to follow him, she had no choice
superknuckles 4 years ago
I dislike the part when the chick is singing "NEEYOOO CONTRAAAA!! OOOHHH YEAHH OOHHH!!"
BentoBoxBobbyTV 4 years ago
esta re bomba!!
gracios0 4 years ago 2
Did the guy in the orange samurai aromor getup just slice a plane in half?
BaronOfBacon 4 years ago
Yup... Just like Jubei did with Shido's (Or Shiro, not remember) dragon.
Frenoriente 4 years ago
The bad asses almost destroyed the entire planet at the end of the video LOL X-D
DINGOEGRET 4 years ago
contra would make a bad-ass movie, especially neo, but i think if they based it on the first two guys sylvester stalone in his prime & some buff blonde like arnold would be good choices
Uberboy07 4 years ago 2
the biodriod from the first part is in this one but she dies :( but u can unlock her if u beat the game lol!
azngie1 4 years ago
What are the lyrics to this please TELL ME!!!
NotRegret 4 years ago
Bill must have been stoned off his ass making all that ammunition. C'mon, check him out at 00:46. lmao xD
dave55811 4 years ago 2
Hard stuff.
OgnarPliskin 4 years ago
When did this come out? I didn't even know about it until I bought Contra 4 for the DS today.
AceTheBlack16 4 years ago
does any one know where i can get a mp3 download for this song???
StarsandStripez 4 years ago
His true name is Bill Razor, they changed it to Rizer in Shattered Soldier.
NotRegret 4 years ago
a very impressive intro in general
ShadowRowin 4 years ago
brilliant!
ziper1982 4 years ago
O.O
Did that man just cut a missle in half with a sword?
thripsys61 4 years ago 3
manliest game evar
LousShar 4 years ago 3
Ah, but Contra 4...
sfried 4 years ago
game is so freakin awsome but its so short
bnssjt 4 years ago
i love the music in this video
terekusai 4 years ago
i always loved contra this game is cool but i hate the camera view
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soulsofnightmare 4 years ago
easily the best shooting game for ps2 ever.
Bill Rizer = GOD.
Raoh 5 years ago
The manlist intro movie in the Contra series, hell in any video game ever!!
sparky55vampire 5 years ago 3
I think somebody else wrote once that every woman in vicinity of this game when being played suddenly becomes pregnant and gives birth to a gun, or a football, because the game was full of testosterone
One of the greatest comments ever for Neo Contra.
Aldecoraziel 3 years ago 5
nice like the vidoe
allanistight 5 years ago
Nice gfx for a crappy game.
satanisticlust 5 years ago
good over the top action =)
Oldboy82 5 years ago
Neo Contra - one of the most underrated games of 2004.
DevinDCEG 5 years ago
What is underrated? SOMEBODY TELL ME!
heardofrvb 4 years ago
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DevinDCEG 3 years ago
You're talking about underrated, einstein.
mervinbeasto 3 years ago
Thanks, faggot!
DevinDCEG 3 years ago
No my son, it is you who is the faggot.
TheGreatSpankini 3 years ago
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You're too much of a dipshit to realize that everyone hates you!
DevinDCEG 3 years ago