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  • At least our economy isn't in the shitter (yet)

  • Fucking Yanks Get The Fuck Out Of My Country (CUNT)

  • So what? Americans and most people in the world don't know shit about your country

    ....you want a cookie?

  • @Redskin1040 - I understand what you're trying to say but don't get too nasty. Whatever you may have heard or read here, from the very beginning most Aussies have from childhood looked up to America with affection. Had there been a catastrophic nuclear attack on North America and Western Europe during the Cold War we would have gladly accommodated you until normality was restored. So although we don't expect to be minded of others 24/7 yet we're your friends so be nice.

  • both the american new yorker accent and australian accent are so so so so soooooo much better back than than they are now..

  • If i wasnt born in Australia. I owuld think twice about this ignorant waste land. Proove me wrong fuckers, and dont tell me about sport and vegimite that fuking lame.

  • @Roxy4217 go move somewhere else that tickles your fancy then

  • To all Americans.

    /watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I

  • this is just sad sory all u americans

  • can't believe we were already making these videos 40 years ago! and they say American's are getting more stupid... they've been stupid from the start!

  • @leakeg It's not that they are Stupid as such, it's their teachings in Schools. Most have no fucking understanding of the geography of the World, but could draw the USA with all it's States. Hence it seems like they have their heads stuck up their own Arses, with no knowledge of what happens in other parts of the World

  • @OutlawMCC dah nah-nah nah-nah! captain obvious has saved the day!

  • @leakeg Yes you are, but we wont hold that against you

  • @OutlawMCC that doesn't even make sense you monkey eater!

  • @leakeg Fuck off you fucking 11 year old Cunt

  • @OutlawMCC ooooooowwwwhoooooooo! he knows some naughty words!!!

  • @leakeg YEP 11

  • @OutlawMCC TWO BLOODY STUMPS, NUMBER ELEVEN!

  • @leakeg lmao

  • @OutlawMCC I'm American... And yes, no one really likes geography in this country and couldn't name shit.... But i can! :D I can name all you guy's capitals, and if i'm wrong about them being capitals, i sure as hell know what the largest city is in each state.

  • @kylem1112 Well done, an educated person, great to see

  • @leakeg Mate we don't need to go to the US to find morons. There are plenty of them here too.

  • @bannol1 haha, yeah I know. Search for 'john safran dumb americans' - good rant on that topic!

  • lol every american can suk wun

  • No one in America gives a crap about australia.

  • Oh and spiders. ASSLOADS OF BLOODY SPIDERS! And Rodrick, a beautiful bird smarter than all these Americans combined.

  • "That little Koala"? They must mean Blinky Bill.

    Also I've seen maps in the USA that do NOT have Australia on them. Are we of no importance?

    I bet in the next world war if we keep to ourselves and do nothing we will be ignored by the rest of the world. Because what do we have? Some coal, iron and a bit of uranium, hardly enough to be stuffed with occupying.

  • @Gamemaster411 you forgot to mention our massive oil fields that we aren't allowed to touch till the Arabs oil wells run dry, hmmm, notice how many ppl from the united Emirates are moving to Australia recently, wonder why that is! but i agree with you, next world war let them battle it out while we sit down drinking VB's and laugh at their petty squabbling!

  • @Gamemaster411 We have space. Room to grow.

  • @Gamemaster411 Are you talking about a WORLD MAP? I'm american and iv'e never seen a map with australia "not being there" You're as fucking retarded as these stupid fucking americans that they picked off the street who were obviously the stupidest people they could find. Please tell me where you found a map in America with no australia being there.....

  • @kylem1112 I'm not retarded. And the world map I found was in Florida in some shop I can't remember. I still have the map.

  • @Gamemaster411 I really wish you could show me a picture of it. Iv'e never been to florida, but i'm VERY educated in political geography. And although i know we have alot of stupid mother fuckers in our country. It is beyond me that there is geo-political misrepresentation on a world map. Did you see/buy it from some sketchy cuban shop?

  • @Gamemaster411 Are you kidding me? Australia is one of the richest countries on the PLANET! Whenever a country tries to occupy another country, they do it to get their RESOURCES!

  • @attractivue Shame our government is a fucking time wasting soap-opera that brings is a dumb-ass carbon tax because all they want is money. where do YOU think its all gonna go? The people? NO.

  • @bassgirl888 Well Carbon tax is probably the worst thing our country has ever done but you have to admit, we are rich because of our resources. We don't manufacture much, we don't produce Nobel prize winning scientists and an economy can't rely on services based industry. So, if we are a rich country then that is because of our resources. This is why, carbon tax is easily the worst thing because we only rely on our carbon emissions for revenue!

  • @attractivue We do produce nobel scientists actually, google it.

  • @aaronsdavis No, not as many as we produce athletes (per capita). We've only produced 11 Nobel prize winners and only 4 winners were scientists!

    Anyway, we are a great country and I wouldn't swap it for any other country!

  • @Gamemaster411 we have a very big land mass.

  • it gets on my fucking nervs when americans call koalas bears Fuck! someone tell them to get there facts right

  • why does everyone think of australia as kangaroos and koalas

  • its not cold maybe could be in the winter but in the summer its fucking hot

  • jesus there ignorant

  • So the whole world sees us as a cute animal factory.....thats fuckin great

  • when i was in china they use to ask me If i would ride my kangaroo to work...

  • Nice! Someone should do this again to see if something's changed.

  • That redhead at 18 seconds is fucking hot.

  • @MrReaper921 bout as smart as my turd too.

  • @MrReaper921 Yes she is, that's why I clicked on this random shit, I love redheads!

  • Americans are not too bright when it comes to Geography, it's not their strongest subject.

  • yeah we have polar bears and its really cold here ... morons lol americans need geography as a class in school or if they already have it need to wake the fuck up during it

  • @thomasvinen01 Well, this was done in the 70's and by the accents it sounds like they're in Brooklyn. And while the average person from Manhattan may be fairly intelligent and cultured, it's quite a different story when you go into the other boroughs that make up NYC. I won't set foot in the Bronx...

  • that girl at 18 seconds is goregous and i love her accent.. 2 bad she would be an old lady now

  • no one cares about australia.

  • @HC32KING nobody cares about you either just saying..

  • @bellaITALIA312 No one cares about your country just saying..

  • @HC32KING by no one you mean you so just stop talking for other people

    you probably know absolutely nothing about the country you are putting down so maybe take the time to learn about somewhere that you don't live in. There is a world, a pretty good one, outside of your little bubble.

  • @Lydsh97 i wouldnt worry about him because he probably knows shit all about his own country anyway. dont get angry at people like them. just pity them :)

  • who cares about Arsetralia, a bare arse land with low lives and thugs. Not just us Americans, many people have no clue of what Australia is known for. Just a insignificant land at the arse end of the world being run by migrants by killing indigenous people. Webster says so!

  • @snyperdoc1 You are a piece of shit, no wonder Americans are so reviled around the world.

  • @snyperdoc1 haha hang on americans are saying we are killing indigenous people? what about the native americans who were brutally massacred and their land stolen from them by the white people who came to their country and decided to take over? guess what webster says about america! you are a bunch of fat, murderous, ignorant savages who think every country is inferior to your own. why dont you go ride around town on the fat guy next door now.

  • @bellaITALIA312 I'll have you know that fat people racing is one of our most revered and treasured sports and I'd thank you not to ridicule it. I myself am a 2-time national champion of the KFC-McDonald's Derby. Now as far as the treatment of indigenous peoples goes, can't the same be said of everywhere Europeans colonized in the 18th and 19th centuries?

  • @MrDolemike1977 i completely agree with you on the indigenous part lol that person was trying to point out that we still do it now when in reality aboriginals have more rights to money and free homes and free cars than anybody else in the country. it was just an ignorant comment of that person. and i hope you enjoy your fat people riding derby thing lol

  • @bellaITALIA312 That's KFC-McDonalds Derby 2-time champion thank you... Seriously though, many American Indian tribes get the same benefits that your Aboriginals receive: free housing, free education, free health care, etc. I don't know how it works in your country, but unfortunately in mine whenever you have to rely on the gov to take care of you you're always gonna get the short end of the stick. So even though they get all the aforementioned it's still crap.

  • @bellaITALIA312 Sometimes at the Fat Ass Rodeo we let the young children run lose in the pen and practice roping them....

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  • This only proves the utter stupidity of the average American.

  • @SteveyyyK Funny, that comment proves how stupid you are

  • @jjtcoolkid Explain how?

    I honestly dont see it.

  • @SteveyyyK Your comment is implying that every normal American is utterly stupid. It's a stereotypical and uneducated statement, as if I said all Australians are homeless slags.

  • @jjtcoolkid And yet every American I meet enforces the typical stereotype of us being lazy, drunk slobs who all know how to wrestle a crocodile.

  • @SteveyyyK You can thank television for that :P

  • @jjtcoolkid Unfortunately, this is very typical in many circles. I'm an American. I remember when someone asked a Greek friend what they spoke in Greece, and how Norway was the capitol of Sweden. No joke. I teach English in Korea, and it's not better at all over here. England is not great, either. Many thought Churchill wasn't a real person.

  • @QUINTUSMAXIMUS It's kind of sad how every country or place has its own 'version' of the truth of other places which just makes them hate each other. Its actually everyones fault really. I'm actually surprised about how many people don't know who Churchill is, when I asked a few people if they knew, they thought he was a parrot.

  • @jjtcoolkid lolol americans are idiots and thats the worst thing u could have said we are homeless...... haha um who is the one with the economy thats a hunk of shit atm dumb fuck looks like ure the homeless ones moron

  • @thomasvinen01 Are you stupid or something? Do you even read things through before you talk or say something, because that just proves your an idiot and a moron. I said it's as IF, smart one. So if I were you, I'd shut the fuck up and read a book, if you can past the first page. Guess who helped create youtube? An American did. As did an American who introduced Apple products and guess who has an IQ of over 195 and one the smartest people in the world? Christopher Langan, also American.

  • The rest of the world doesn't give a shit about Australia.

  • @XxAzureNekoxX australians dont give a shit about australia

  • @XxAzureNekoxX the rest of the world also doesnt give a shit about america.

  • @0Zolrender0 Actually they do. O_o Originally, I'm from Canada and everyone talks about America, whether it's good or bad. I hardly ever hear about Australia though, and if I do (which is rare) it's always negative.

  • @XxAzureNekoxX Oh yeah, that why we have the highest immigration rate in the world?

    Thats why we always get voted in the top 2 best places to live in the world (Either the Netherlands or Sweden always beat us... bastards)

  • @XxAzureNekoxX LMFAO, Australia is the 2nd best place to live in the world according to the U.N this is based on statistics aswell. The U.S has the crime rate of a 3rd world trash hole, over 12 trillion in debt, a poor education system and way lower life expectancy compared to Australia. All the immigrants you get are from 3rd world holes who go there to burn American flags. The U.S is going down the toilet real, real fast

  • Not only americans, but most people in the world don't know much about australia because it's an insignificant place.

  • @Dtchmastrkilla7 It's three quarters the size of the United States, you incredibly stupid bastard!

  • @Braddles5000: THANK YOU!

  • AUSTRALIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

  • Strange to think all those people she asked are totally old now

  • im gonna put this out there ... ITS NOT A FUCKING BEAR !!! A KOALA IS A MARSUPIAL !

  • @Braddles5000 Yeh so what? everyone knows that.

  • i bet that if i asked an american what the Capital of australia is they would say Sydney

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 I doubt they would even know what Sydney is LOL

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 I bet a bunch of Australians would say that too though :P

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 its canberra. I definitely didn't just google that

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 which is kinda annoying cos it never been Sydney, but it has been Melbourne ;)

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 I swear I didn't look it up but is it Canberra? Anyway, this was done in the 70's...

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 you saying it isnt ! ? aw snap

  • @Peeenos Its Canberra

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 Nah Weipa.

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 Judging by the people they asked in this video, there's equal chance of them answering "Potato".

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 At least they're not saying Brisbane.

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 i bet they wouldnt say anything

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 truithfully if you asked half the population of australia they would say sydney too.. im not hating im aussy but serousley LOL

  • @FreshOneClipEdits  As a melburnian i am very offended by that statement

  • @samiru1 how?

  • @charlie0da0aussie0 They`d probably also say Melbourne.

  • Just goes to show that Americans are ignorant and only care about Americans.

  • man... with all due respect, and i know all americans are not like that... what the fucks goin on with education in the states?

  • the woman at the start is hilarious lol

  • apparently we swear a fucking shitload

  • australia, not far from england, not far enough.

  • Wow... Polar Bears? We don't have bears in Australia, the closest is a Koala....

  • The problem of losing freedom is very difficult to tackle. We have the same problems in AUS. Proposed internet filters, restricted media, etc. Its worth remembering that our constitution isn't about our rights at all. Free speech will always prevail though. Until you hit some sort of Orwellian state, it will always be there.To me it's always going to an issue of justice and accountability.

  • @kiwi31415926

    But free speech doesn't matter. Not when noone is willing to listen to your opinion, its just as bad as being censored.

  • IT'S NOT A FREAKING KOALA BEAR IT'S A KOALA. hahah sorry it just bugs me soooo much.

  • @domosthereo13 Lol me too. I hate that when a lot of people calls them koala bears. NO BEARS! Just koalas.

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  • Asking an American what they know about Australia is like asking an Australian what they know about Texas. For either party, the issue at hand doesn't cross their minds unless it affects them sometime in their lives.

  • @WorldSacred

    im not either america or australian but ik. its a state of us where police kills people and every1 have gun with them.

  • AMERICA.

  • fucking idiots....

  • The Koala is not a related of the bears, the Koala's nearest relative is in fact the Wombat.

  • @bendie59 yes, a stoned tree climbing wombat at that!

  • Yes. Division sucks. I do think cultures should remain separate. But people should drop their prejudices and show willingness to see a common ground when associating with one another. It would make the world more peaceful and everyone could still show each other where they come from. The only exception is the Islamic countries.

  • As an american who is unhappy with the current b.s in my country, do you Australians have any room for a smart American?

  • @Gtrplyr1 Sure we do, its easy to become an Australian citizen if you're from the US, easy to become wealthy too, all you need is 4 years of dedication to earn over $200k per annum.... gotta love the biggest mining boom the world has ever seen!

  • @tiBbLeX hows the medical field in Australia? i know it's demanding all over the world but is there a lot of jobs?

  • @Gtrplyr1 Sure is, there are major shortages nation wide in the health departments, the government is even looking to Asia to fill in the gaps, but thats just it there is so much work in that industry you'd even have the choice to pick whichever city or town you'd wanna work in. Seriously mate, jump on google and check it out!

  • @tiBbLeX thanks mate, much appreciated!

  • @Gtrplyr1 fucking heaps of room

  • @Rockylols glad to hear.. I just hope our country hasn't pissed you guys off : (

  • @Gtrplyr1 you should be worried about China haha, well we all should be

  • @Rockylols to be honest, im afraid of my own country... there is some scary things going on here.. People are even talking about a 2nd civil war lol.. Research a bill called Hr 645, fema camps etc etc. Our gov no longer serves us common folk, only the elite.. We have "occupy" protests going on here because our banks and Federal reserve are taking advantage of us, and supposvly the gov is making prisons to lock those of us against it up. Australia is looking pretty good right now lol

  • @Gtrplyr1 If you're smart enough, you can do just about anything you like in Australia. I'm assuming from one of your last comments that you are into the medical field. WE NEED YOU!!! A few months ago on the news they were talking about a hospital in Sydney that had ambulance workers waiting in the hallways with the patients because there weren't enough doctors in the building. Being a doctor is probably one of the highest payed occupations in the country at the moment (behind athletes).

  • @13poopstick really :) thats actually what I'm aiming at doing, for the field of nerurology. Im going to school currently for medical assisting, and finishing up college/medical school once i get out of this program. Hows education over there? Do you guys have student loans or aides that help get you through college/medical school? Whats the average salary of a medical assistant /neurologist? How much is basic housing? Im really interested, Australia is seems beautiful!

  • @Gtrplyr1 Always room for a smart person :) But I warn you, Australia is more like America than you're average Australian would like to admit. Personally, I move to Canada.

  • @kiwi31415926 i agree i was doing some additional research and it seems you guys are being controlled by the very men who control us over hear.. :(

  • @Gtrplyr1 Yeah, Rupert Murdoch certainly rigs a bell.

  • @kiwi31415926 where is the best country to go to, to that doesn't have control by these corrupt globalists? thats what I'm looking for..

  • @Gtrplyr1 Cuba? Ha ha. Nah, there is always going to be some corrupt asshole, ruining things. Your best bet would be to go with countries where the income inequality is at its lowest as it is correlated with mental illness rates, crime rates, education levels, and a bunch of other things. Personally I wouldn't mind somewhere where there is as little correlation as possible between the income of your parents and your income. eg. Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, etc. Basically, a meritocracy.

  • @kiwi31415926 thanks for the advice, i was actually considering sweden as well. Don't know to much about the country though, but I'm sure it's better off then my current country.

    Do you guys know anything about the conditions of our current country? it's not as glamourous as it appears. In fact a lot of us Americans are fed up with the current conditions. We have no say anymore and the rich are our government. Worst part is they own the news to so a lot of us are uniformed.

  • @Gtrplyr1 Most people in AUS know jack all about the US. They couldn't tell you who George Washington, or Joe Biden was. Although, the ones who are interested do get the impression you are somewhat fed up. Personally, I think that the problem your country faces is in the way you have institutionalisation and popularised of freedom over justice. Don't get me wrong freedom is incredibly important (its a big part of justice), but in popularising freedom you have created a massive...

  • @kiwi31415926 we are losing freedom little by little. A lot of us are waking up. For instance our "Federal Reserve" which isn't even a gov entity, basically stole 16 trillion in American tax dollars and handed it out to their ceo's and executive banker buddies all around the world. We are protesting over here and there are actually americans who are agains the protest. Our gov has even though about bannig freed speech on the internet (protestors).. And there is more..

  • @kiwi31415926 ... backlash effect every time you try to introduce any sort of legislation with short term pitfalls and long term gains. It's seen as a restriction of freedom, rather than the manifestation of justice. It strikes me as more of a systemic problem than a left/right side of politics problem. This all being said, I don't live there and the closet I've ever been is Ecuador, so at best I have a interested laymen's understanding.

  • @kiwi31415926 watch a video entitled

    "Ron Paul don't assassinate american citizens"

    you get a picture at where we are headed in terms of freedom and right to trial, it's getting scary man..

    He is our last hope for our country..

  • @Gtrplyr1 I tell you what, It's 1:00am here and im going to bed. But I'll check out Ron Paul. I've certainly heard a lot of people talk about him I've just never taken the time myself. But as soon as my exam is over tomorrow morning, I'll google that video. Should be interesting.

  • @kiwi31415926 thats right, guess I'm being a dumb american, forgot about the time difference :)

    take care.

  • @Gtrplyr1 Such a thing exists?

  • @CoolStoryBrosauce what things? i take it you mean Smart americans? :) yes they do exist. You know how to tell a smart american from a dumb one?...

    Ask them about their own government, if they don't know whats currently going on, they are not to bright..

  • @Gtrplyr1 Yes yes we do

  • @Gtrplyr1

    Unfortunately we're full of stupid people too. Slightly less stupid people, but stupid people nontheless.

  • @Gtrplyr1 always welcome

  • @Gtrplyr1 there is always room for smart people...btw i just argued with ur countryman(dumbass american with 0g of brain) who says that Nikola Tesla was american and he always,but always mix up serbs with bosnians...like wtf

  • @milanTHErocker well i will admit i didn't know where he was from because i never really studied him to much. I do know he was involved with scientific experiments + government. Yea us americans have a habit of believing things even if it's wrong just to highten our egos.

  • @Gtrplyr1 if it wasnt for him there wouldn't be any television,radio,computers,x-r­ay...etc

  • @milanTHErocker wasn't he involved in the "Philadelphia project" a supposed secret military experiment that involved time travel? i could of sworn i read somewhere that he tried to make the shit Philadelphia disappear.

  • @Gtrplyr1 i meant ship lol

  • @Gtrplyr1 yeah he did try,but sadly he failed(if he was alive today maybe he would have done it).

  • @Gtrplyr1 Yup we do! :P

  • @Gtrplyr1 As an american who is unhappy with the current b.s in my country, I encourage you to go to australia and live there. there will be less b.s in my country then.

  • @macchef01 well some of us Americans are informed of whats going on in the world, we don't watch sports or feel the need to watch Jersey shore, so we learn "real" life and what goes on in "real" life. When you come close to that connection you will understand. Learn our political system the respond.

  • @Gtrplyr1 "Real" Life? LOL Now I know you're an uneducated twit. You go to the countries I've been to. you see the "freedom" they have. You'll be begging to come back to America. "real" life is what I know. Australia censors what it's people watch on tv, listen to on the radio and play on video games. so yeah go get your "real" life and then come back and tell me how much better other countries are than america. I know there are lots of problems here and I bitch about them all the time.

  • @macchef01 well then don't bring your pumpous comments towards me and you won't get any comments back. Things are only going to get worse in America.. As long as the globalist have control of our government we are all screwed. BTW they are trying to ban internet over hear as well, as well as a ton of other things that could jeopardize our rights..

  • @Gtrplyr1 I'm not being Pompous. I'm being serious. If you want to leave America like you suggested you'd like to do then do it. I'm disgusted with a lot of what is happening here. But I would rather stay and try and stand up for what I believe in. Not run away to another country. Because I've been there. and I know for a fact they aren't as nice as America or as free or as caring towards it's impoverished.

  • @macchef01 Im looking to go anywhere, where the corrupt tyrants don't control government. I agree on your take of Austraiia.. no disrespect to the australians but i hear their "rulers" are similar to ours and in fact are the same actual people ;( You know your right on staying here, leaving would only be the cowardly thing to do.. It just upsets me that a lot of us know whats going down (OWS) yet a lot of americans are still asleep and even look down on OWS.

  • @Gtrplyr1 All you have to do to get into Australia is land here on a boat. Any boat. Doesn't matter. And we even supply free accommodation.

  • @Gtrplyr1 plenty :D

  • @Gtrplyr1 Come on down. I'll find some fat shiela you can marry for citizenship. Also, this video made me lol, the flying koala bear, wtf?

  • @bashpr0mpt lol you australians seem cool, however i have to admit. is your government as "bad" as ours? i hear you guys are facing some tough times as we..

  • @Gtrplyr1 If Australia is facing tough times then it is certainly news to me.

    Australians who say that our government is as "bad" as yours tend to be talking from their arses, not from experience.

    Our gov isn't perfect, no democracy is. As disagreements are the defining factor of all democratic systems.

    Sweden is a lovely place and worth your consideration, keep in mind not only will you need to lean Swedish you will need to learn Medicine in Swedish.

    (I salute you if you can accomplish this.)