Male birds show off their beauty to attract females - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

[drago884]

1:27 RAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!1

[snakeinthereeds]

dickface

[iampeeay01]

sooo wonderful... i was smiling the whole i was watching the video... thanks for sharing... please share more.. :)

[Ema853]

1:20 :DD

[kyphoscoliosis]

1:27 I laughed so hard

[Nintendoland1]

@kyphoscoliosis hahah your not the only one ROFL!!

[MegaAplauz]

lool

what an ugly female XD

[CrazySporeFreak]

i was scared at the first part, it looked like some sortt of goat. O_O

[chocoholic437]

Interesting and very amazing!

[parizadkiamiri]

magnificent!!!!!

[mingsorock3]

balls neck 

[clubpenguin1363]

at 1:27 i wouldnt want to be chased by a bird tht looked like a half penguin have owl

[Rainspirit12]

when she's around, he gets very excited....INDEED!

[Plantazm005]

1:27 is SO funny... XD

[Truocco15]

0:27 - 0:35  hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Plantazm005]

@Truocco15 Its a bird boner!!

[TheScaryChair]

0:24 - 0:35 WTF?

[FightingForSanity]

1:27 "Yo numba, can I have it? Can I have yo numba? Can I have it? The back of yo head is RIDICULOUS."

[CAPNBEANS]

spectacular wattles



[Harponyo22]

the second bird is hilarious

[sh4p3shifter]

If I was a bird I'd be a gay bird.

[shin1300]

This gives me an idea, im going to grow a beard and paint it blue and red :D

[M1sT3rM4nJr]

0:27 that's what happens to me too when I see a female, but instead it's my dick rising

[AndromedaChao2]

in the coutship system of some birds, it isn't always the males who show off to attract females. Some species have highly ornamented females that compete to attract the less ornamented males

[PosthumouslyObscure]

The rainbow bird is like the taylor lautner of the bird animals! LMFAO

[ThatGoesInMyPants]

@PosthumouslyObscure You mean gay? HAHA.

[derangedpranks]

I have such a dirty mind... omg.

[DavidLeMusic]

2:56 this bird has the pepsi logo on itt LOL

[teomin]

i c for the first 2 female birds aren't interested

and in the human world, it is nothing but muscles, looks, hair, some sort of talent

[PenguinparadoX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I burst out laughing when he puffed up and started chasing her. I wasn't expecting that.

[ningbyning]

0:29 Do I detect a head boner?

[tmanran]

Hey dudes, just thank God you're a male human. And, the most sexually impressive thing we can do to girls is to tell them to fuck off and make us a sandwich. It is quite odd but they do love us for that...

[makiwillchopyou]

thats how a true pimp runs, lololol. ive watched this a hundred times now. oh my gosh that birds run <3

[phi9x]

I wanna download the complete HD video of this trailer ... can anyone show me ?

[septemberknuckles]

The second bird is scary

[yolundayim2009]

hahahahhahaha sweett

[Goatskinny]

hahahaahahahaaha the first birds head omg im dying!!!!

[SophistryCat]

these are the crazy chickens from avatar

[AZ1997is]

10 people are blind!!

[freddybob1]

1:27 HILARIOUS!

[crazybuizel]

That's amazing how that Widowbird can fly gracefully.

[ashfro96]

its ho-oh from pokemon 1:38

[DeiJulie]

Guy: "But when she's around, he gets very excited indeed!"

Male Bird: *standing there with a blank look on his face, then walks around a bit*

Female Bird: *same blank stare*

[Ruthinisrael]

amazing beauty.

[matutum50]

well there isn't many females out there to get worked up over..most women can't handle a testosterone male who is manly not a femmnan.

[gambino888]

Looked like he was gonna rape her on 1:26 !

[DsyfunctionalWonder]

I'd run away screaming too if a man puffed up and ran after me o.O 1:25

[StaraptorEmpoleon]

Some of the most beautiful birds are in this video. :) I'll definitely be adding them to my top 100 list. BTW, at 2:53, I believe that's a long-tailed widowbird. So beautiful!

[rxlover]

Want to mate with these birds - they've wooed me.

[Dontpisscatsoff]

0:28 he's having a boner on his head

[poembala]

Hahaha, this is really funny when you are high...!

[helikanimukty]

nice woman in benaughty page  benaughtyman.info

[Muslima399]

It's different in the animal kingdom. The males do all the hard work to please the females :D

[limbdarkening]

@Muslima399 I wish human men would put more an effort into their appearance.

[Neiliooooo]

@Muslima399 Actually human males still do lots of work to attract females, for the most of it.

[Lifesucksdie123]

@Muslima399 since when is laying on your back and spreading your legs hard work?

[PauPauRangerSPD]

@Muslima399 Agreed...:)

[b1bIs1337]

@Muslima399 0/10 try again later

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@Muslima399 It's the same in the human world, males are most usually the ones persuing the females.

[EllinonEnosis]

@Muslima399

Indeed...Men do all the work...we buy houses, we buy cars, we make money, we pay for everything... just to persuade the women...we are just idiots...and what do women do to persuade us that they are fit to become mothers ? Personaly...makeup and mask their self as a clown is not the right way to show me that they are fit to become my woman or a mother. They are good to become whores though...

[VicasioGaming]

@Muslima399 We are animals?

[SpecterReflector]

be funny if it turned out the females were just "choosing" random males- complete waste of time.

[SuperAmorG]

wow amazinggggggggg

[mindmonkey00]

@laadidaaaa1 yep, that certainly shows i have no life. that comeback "you have no life" makes perfect sense because even though you dont know anything about me or who am it still would make sense to say I have no life. and it's far from being ironic even though people ALWAYS refer to an unusual animal or any type of animal for that matter as Pokemon. it just shows how creative some people can be and it makes me jealous that i'm not those people. XD

[mindmonkey00]

@laadidaaaa1 unoriginal comment is unoriginal

[Mrdihenry]

0:19 he looks like an Avatar creature

[MrPigeonlvr]

Vagina rule the world .lool

[taffy89x]

HAAHAHAHAHA when the 2nd pokemon looking bird strews chasing the female!! made my dayyy-3

[bananian]

1:15 I do that with my scrotum

[L00NGB00W]

Termate's Tragopan?!? That's the coolest looking bird I've ever seen!

[panda374]

That African widow bird is bueatiful

[MadCupcakes439]

@asconan i was thinkin the same thing hahahah (boner)

[azifal8]

PROMENAND THE DUX

[curlzferrero]

all these examples just show how desperate the males are to get laid :-D

[400SA]

My genes ain't good enough for you, biotch?!!

[asconan]

I think 0:27 speaks for itself... lol xD

[GoodGamesInHD]

@asconan lol +1

[FlowingDepths]

1:27, he looks like a man in an overcoat xD

[nattaliieee04]

it would be amazing to have one of those tail feathers, theyre beautiful, if it wasnt against all my morals of animal loving ;p

i hope theres no one out there that does crazy things to take them :|

[montelka]

i think all females in all species are snobs! they all act like "whatever"!

[rklcardinal]

Ah, your giving my face an erection!

[Jakiladd]

10 people are the birds that the other bird chased...

[jackywushengzong]

*attempts to court women dressing in rainbow coloured shirt*

[xeronixpro]

LOL its DR.Zoidberg his dorsal fin rises when hes horny O.O

[takkubell]

lmfao 1:28 ..... rape !.. lmao

[jon32509]

The colorful bird that is shown 3rd on this video clip is called a Himalayan Monal. It is also sometimes called: Impeyan Monal, Impeyan Pheasant, or Danphe. Its species is known as Lophophorus Impejanus. It is the national bird of Nepal.

[98jaym]

What is the music playing throughout this clip?

[Liuhuayue]

The first bird creeps me out.

[rax7]

and we men show off our money to attract females. :D

[04Ammy04]

What's the rainbow one called? I cannot find it

[kunwalpani]

amazing 

[kdown36547]

haha,

at like 0:28

it look like he's ehhmm..

inflating or something?

[theanimallover246]

1:38 OMG!! O.O thats is the most prettiest birds iv ever seen !!!!!!! give a thumbs up for the rainbow bird and if u agreee its the most beutifull bird EVER!!!!!

[Brinah]

@theanimallover246 it IS gorgeous! I still love my peacocks though! 

[theanimallover246]

@Brinah

yeah ;)

[Craplatte]

@theanimallover246 No, the most beautiful bird is the one on the vintage Guinness advertisements, balancing a cold stout on its beak :-)

[theanimallover246]

@Craplatte

lol okay ;) i still like that bird as my fav thoo ;)

[Eszterrify]

1:27 XDD

[pungpohn]

thanks for uploading 

[jaktrep]

ROFLMFAO!!

[longtail4711]

Is that your wattle, or are you just happy to see me?

[radtwelve]

ahaha 1:26 "help! help! somebody help me!"

[jamestown111]

it looks like a Pokemon 1:27 lol

[bibi14930]

It's weird how in the animal kingdom it's usually the males trying to attract the females whereas in the human world, it seems to me that it's more of the females trying to get the males' attention. sure we have guys who have those dumb clown cars (ferrari and all those so called hot wheeled cars) but it's the females that do the most work, we put and spend so much on make up, spend so much on our face, plastic surgery to look good, do our hair, our nails, wear sexy clothes, shoes etc.

[humaneeds]

@bibi14930 Nonetheless it's still the males who are usually the "active" gender. So you get to be choosers and attractors. Weird combination for the animal kingdom.

[greedydijkstra]

he's so pathetic. ha ha

[zzz0mg]

I want David Attenborough to narrate my life.

[greggn]

what is the second bird called? a moan owl pheasant or moon owl pheasant ??

[Bubblezzzzi]

@greggn its called the mounal ^^

[CrazyNative4]

at 0:37 she doesn't like him !

i like him!  lol !

[hurley3000gt]

So this pretty much explains why women like guys with motorcycles.

[cpc1995]

1:27 na-na-na-na na-na-na-na BIRD RAPE!

[awchan8907]

never fails .... males are always trying to impress females lol X-p :D

[vxbomb917]

that bird is a rapist

[Lolammo]

This shit would be AMAZING to watch, while stoned.

[7m6v3pyu]

Damn, I wish I could grow a beard like that!

[mizzlicious1]

err hes +( discusting luks like turkey thing xD

[LilMidna13]

i love the second bird! =D

[BlueJaeya]

omg 1:28 Haahahahahhaha

[LilMidna13]

@BlueJaeya i agree XD OMG! i Love the 3rd bird =D all colorful (if i was that female bird id imedatly accept him lol)

[kikiaces]

1:28 awsooooomeee sooo funyy

[Cookiec1973]

OMG, I just love all docu's sir David Attenborough is involved in. Just the perfect images, his soothing voice, the funny monologues, the music. Everything about his programs is just perfect. Man, what a job he has :-))

[KitaDyer]

His head got an erection!!

[KryztalKitsu]

lol at :25 she's like, oooookayy? you spun around... in... a circle . . .  O.o ?

[TVK1337]

1:26 -- Hahahaha, seriously it's like he was getting frustrated that the female wasn't looking and so he started forcefully trying to show here! "LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!!" LOLOL!!!

[TVK1337]

LOL @ 1:26 -- Not too far from male humans courting females at the club. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLOL!!!

[reverseperstalsis]

they have empty stares.lol

[catdipper456]

At 1:27, the bird is funny chasing a female bird and looks

wierd running like that! ROFL!!

[catdipper456]

At 1:27, the bird is funny chasing a female bird and looks

wierd running like that! ROFL!!

[Fantasygirl126]

Colourful beard is colourful.

[BloodyGaaraOfSand]

1:57 very royal and majestic

[RenockNecro]

OMG 1:28 so funny

[KimchiMan1]

LOL 1:27

[thepinkjellyfish1]

@KimchiMan1 i agree so many comments for that but they may get removed!!! lol!!!!!

[VileEighty]

@KimchiMan1 lol i dont know if anyones ever seen the beetlejuice movie, but all i could think of was that bird going "YA LIKE IT?!"

[idafida]

Micsoda csodás tollak!!

[momomatic]

subhanallah..

[razberrypenguin]

Monal pheasant = KEVIN!!!!! i love kevin...

[d3vilcat2004]

that bird is a flasher! D:

[NetworkLive]

Avatar guy

[Yunero]

the bowers is sad!

[30secondstomarscam]

the moonpheasant was awsome

[MFrotzi]

1:26 I laughed so hard when i saw he run! hahaha!

[30secondstomarscam]

@MFrotzi haha yea

[TeeLC1971]

1:26... oh man, I was drinking a shake and I accidentally snorted it when I saw this. Warning: Don't drink anything while watching this.

[crystalclearwolf]

moon pheasant...stunning!

[SlipknotFanka]

pity human males don't try that much for a female :P

[Bumblybee256]

they should do, otherwise they shouldn't be successful. Make em work.

[yamum0433]

0:27 i never knew birds could be dick heads.

[Littlebizzer]

Temminck's Tragopan <---- soo funny when he ran :D

[ashthegreat]

1:30 RAPE RAPE Rape!!! :PPP xD

[Karoish]

Maybe the African Widow Bird should not have painted bullseyes to his wings..

[birdlover10100]

the bird at one 1:09 is the coolest display.

I still like all birds the same thought. also whats the name of that bird

[Msbea345]

the first female was like....oh please is that all you got?

[temporaryntpermanent]

1:09  eee

[Gackter]

LOL! Totally loved the "whatever!" expression. I love David Attenborough's documentaries. There are always such funny moments with humorous lines and his soothing voice! There was another one of his documentaries in which a yellow dancing bird kept popping in at intervals (with mardi gras music added in the background) like a comic relief character ... so funny! Brilliant editing.

[Ripintojas]

1:27 He wants to rape that chick ;D

[Turmfalk]

Can someone write the names of those birds?

[ririhugs]

1 - Bulwer's Pheasant - 2 - Temminck's Tragopan - 3 - Monal Pheasant - 4 - Argus Pheasant. 5 - Peacock - 6 - African Widowbird (I've seen this specie in South Africa, amazing!).

[Turmfalk]

thank

[Msbea345]

thank you

[CaptPoco]

Widowbird reminds me of people who hanglide, bungee-jump, and do motorcycle stunts. "Evidently, the additional mating the male gets in the extraordinary fashion make the risk worthwhile."

[poisonblackphoenix]

the 1st females like "riiiiiigghhht....... toss poll" lol

[slave880]

these birds are so alien and amazingly beautiful

[LuvOurEarth]

0:21 was funny..lol the male was jumping here and there and the female 's expression was 'Whtever!" :D

[001blackfox]

Amazing birds.

[Crush0D]

1:30 reminds me of classic GI Joe's insignia for COBRA. Anyone else see it?

[angieqn]

I remember this was 'savage man savage beast' was released on VHS in the 80's. This really happened. They don't have the video in production anymore because it has some extremely graphic stufff recorded. It was rated R and got pulled of the shelves before it was out for 12mths

[templekids]

awesome

[AzlyTV]

1:27 im gonna getcha! im, gonna getcha

[limbdarkening]

@AzlyTV insert Benny Hill music.

[ToffeeChips19]

I thought it was funny when the bird with the blue & orange neck piece, ran after the female in 1:30! =D

[MrMechanicalChicken]

gays..

[YvettewithaVonne]

HAHAHAHAHA 0:28-0:34