Jesus The Pagan

[robsullo]

the moon indeed, i like that one

[robsullo]

would edddie izzard be transgender, or am i imagining it??

[rachelisinsane]

@MrArpas123 was there any point in this?

[illFatedShadow]

This guy has always been fuckin' hilarious XD

[Jonislol]

The eye of the needle is a gate in jerusalem which is quite small. if a camel needed to get through it, it would have to remove all the bags and stuff it was carrying to fit through. In the same way the rich people need to leave all their 'stuff' (obsession with money) behind before they can enter heaven..... Just something i found out.

[Brandt761]

@Jonislol you're assuming that everyone who is rich is in fact obsessed with money.

[88marome]

@Jonislol There's no evidence that such a gate ever existed, that's just something that rich Christians want to believe.

[ivica197]

HE has so huge head!!!!

[charlieflint]

@MrArpas123

Holy good god, Jesus effing Christ! etc etc.

[DushevnaSepsa]

Jesus was a stoner!

[cillajeanluvmayn]

Does anyone else think he looks like a centaur here ?

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

To see how the story finishes... vimeodotcom/31411961

[GAkopyan31]

Would you guys just shut up about this religious babble and enjoy Eddie's jokes? Jesus!

[alwaysquerulous]

I would of loved to of been able to have a chat will eddie about my theory about J.C., i reckon jesus was just the worlds first con man, he and his band of merry men rolled into Nazarath with jesus instructing one of his disciples "righto, you pretend to be blind and you pete you pretend to be a cripple then i roll into town tell them i`m the son of the owner of this revolving rock we call earth and i`ll "heal" you. we are gonna make a mint boys. A latter day david copperfield no less

[McUther18]

I think he should have cut the joke around the 2000yrs transvestite in NY, thing...!

[msupuma1]

"Why didn't you just say, drink this wine.... it is a merlot?"

[fmafreak586]

@msupuma1 ..oh yea...

[odephraimchai]

Israel and Judea became two kingdoms 930 BCE .Ezekiel 37 there is the fascinating vision of the "Dry Bones restoration of the literal nations of Israel and Judah. Lost Ten Tribes technically have the same legal status as Gentiles Hosea 7:8 Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.Jeremiah 16:19

Christianity is confirmed as abomination of desolation which replaced Yahshua with the idol Jesus Christ.

[tmsbnds]

love me only some much?

[pepsibookcat]

lololol It's grape juice if you're a Protestant.

[KissDownUnder]

I ordered the body of Christ and I still havent gotten it

[IsolationInstigation]

Eddies quite the funny man.

[eventhisidistaken]

Drink this wine, it's a Merlot. Priceless.

[auntbecky]

I truly believe, but if you can't have a sene of humour about it then you really don't have faith do you?

[Colloquium2011]

Judgement is here, but we're too blind to see. watch 'Homeless Christ'.

[Isqaiter]

well i said..eat this bread..it is...my...FAVORITE!

[dudeeee76]

my facial expression after seeing this is like the joker form the last batman movie

[whowantsabighug]

@dudeeee76 What? Dead? OOOOH TOO SOON!

[dudeeee76]

@whowantsabighug yep,dead like your fathers penis after seeing your mom's face :)

[whowantsabighug]

@dudeeee76 Why are you thinking about old man penis? O.o

[dudeeee76]

@whowantsabighug "old man-penis" is that some god of yours?

[TheMgallacher]

I Love His James Mason Impression!

[windwalker1313]

I've never seen this dude. But his comedy is very creative!

[DirtxInxThexGround]

Oh I love Eddie Izzard ^_^

[HikariInSuicideland]

10 people ordered the body of Christ but hasn't got it yet

[DragonSporks]

Eddie Izzard: the voice of the Lord's blooper reel!

[LilFed64]

Who ordered the body of christ?

[JojoKuhl]

7 people didn't make liquid camel.

[JojoKuhl]

"But then the rich got huge blenders and put camels into them and made them into liquid camel. And then they squirted them with very fine jets into the eyes of needles.... So they're all coming up now."

[GreyLabyrinthine]

Memo to self: NEVER drink anything while watching Eddie Izzard videos.

Fuck, I gotta buy a new laptop.

[Psikonort]

Eddie gives a scoop on the real relationship between Jesus & his Dad.

[StegoOnVenus]

You Knew All The TIIIME!!!!

[kht777]

Who ordered the Body of Christ, then? lol love Eddie!

[Antitheist123]

why not drink this wine its a Merlot?

xD

[smell0my0nipples]

"well that canibalism" this guy is funny. I think Gervais does a lot of the same stuff in his stand-up

[SharnsiR]

Never heard of Eddie before. Best ever comedian!

[supercrevolution]

For a moment I thought it was Julian Clary

[MistressArte]

I love him. ^___^ So funny. ^__^

[kbon54]

hahahah this is great =)

[trancemanic]

LMAO @ "who ordered the body of Christ set?"

[shoulderkolibri]

"Eat this cheese, it is my central nervous system all right?" Lmao that was hilarious

[911andre]

hilarious

[Bio8thief]

OMFGs, hysterical

"...wont figure it out for 2000yrs til a transvestite in NY points it out"

XD

[mLori71]

@Bio8thief Best line EVER!!

[Schlicht]

@Bio8thief

I actually laughed so hard at that line...that I began to applaud...to a box displaying the images and sound of something said eleven years ago in New York.

Eddie Izzard resounds throughout time and space!

[LadyLuria]

you said what???

lol

[retnuhretnuh]

He´s a GENIUS!!!

[etopiryna]

His very best! I love it xD

[axil56]

how did he get his head back on

[axil56]

did u say anything else that might hav screwed things up?

noooo

nothing at all?

noooo

nothing about bread?

yeeees

XD ssssssssssooooooooo funny

[samoji88]

hahaha drink this wine it's a merlot

[AlexielOfTheAngels]

i was looking for this one! thaaanks!

[OriginalNAMBLA]

This is one of my favorite bits, Thank you for putting it up!