George Carlin - Ways to Keep People Alert [PL]

[WildHunt25]

Pardon me, I have nothing to say!

[phwaizy]

21 people are retail clerks

[Hargaanti]

i just want to be the 21 to dislike and i dont know why

[TheAlgonquinator]

20 people are in the bush hall of fame

[stevekarlin09]

20 people didnt get their gift

[Awake4Truth]

Sow the sheets to the drapes hahaha!

[reservedbelieber]

why there's always a pile of crap behind him??

[llcasanova]

No but can I have the money instead....HAHAHAHAHAHA....Alw­ays the best!

[givemehugmarty]

This is like the newest handbook: Trolling 101. ;L

[TK125000]

I'll never drink again while listening to George.

[sayoian99]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY? THANK YOU!

[misspinkpunkykat]

Sounds like the people who work at Game Stop and the peope worked at the Best Buy a few years ago.

[dillonjames4life]

no, george carlin isnt a troll, hes just a genius! RIP

[yourstruely75]

when i'm 65 and senile...i'm doing ALL of this.

[axleflame]

I can't stop laughing, I miss George.....wish I could of seen him live.

[TheNuncFluens]

I say we should start doing all these things in his honor.

[EasyExpertVillage]

@TheNuncFluens the easiest one is getting in front of people that only have 1 item. that's the only one i've done. im only 13. but im sure ill do more of these when im older

[TheRailbaron]

THE GAME

[metallica04100]

HOLY SHIT

[CthroughSmoke]

i laughed to the point of tears multiple times..

[Captinyromaniac42]

1:54

[smallpotatoes989]

his old commedy kinda sucks! only the newest shit is good!

[CoolerKing37]

@smallpotatoes989 Pardon me, I have nothing to say.

[smallpotatoes989]

@CoolerKing37 why writing then. and fuck you

[CoolerKing37]

@smallpotatoes989 Someone didn't watch the clip...

[Uhbliviun]

@smallpotatoes989 you're retarded

[bmit989]

nothing fancy just frost my bush.

[NinjaNinjah]

@brollyssweetface I'm actually going to do it to a dollarama on Sunday, I'm going to have someone try to record me doing it, if not, I'll try to record the moment I have the opportunity! xD

[mike129995]

walk into a restaurant and ask for an extra medium drink. that'll get 'em.

[Kruezoraxe]

The gun store bit made me laugh so hard I cried....days later at the office around a number of co-workers....during a time when we were all silently working.

[grisznik]

I really love Carlin's stand-ups but I just realized the thing with the gift shop is stupid. Go and ask for your gift - it's a gift SHOP. You don't get things for free at a shop, even if it sells gifts, right?

[VexonCross]

@grisznik It plays on the act of getting something that's classified as a gift, but having to pay for it. These are usually opposite experiences. Just disregard the fact there's a 3rd party intended to receive the gift.

[grisznik]

@VexonCross

Yeah, I know, I was just saying ;)

[mtotten2582]

He's channeling Russell Crowe....or Russell Crowe is channeling him.

[screechmofo]

i wanna do the one were he says to bring in a wedding gowned, and ask to get the peeker stains out of it.

[FireRunner905]

Go check out this video: /watch?v=KgUIbPfhSuo

George would be sooo proud :D

[Huntersinthesky]

Can you bake a cake in the shape of a penis?? George reminds me of a friend of mine with the same humor. AWESOME

[Brollyssweetface]

I seriously wanna see someone do the, "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS??!!" one. XD

[burningburney94]

he kind of looks like my Grandpa in this one.

[burkatron33]

do you have any ski masks?

[EviLMuska]

Pardon me, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!

[thirdcoastthinker]

From his special "What Am I Doing In New Jersey?", 1988

[TrainLover1991]

14 people took George's advice.

[unDave]

Believe me, i do this kind of stuff all the time, i love getting reactions =w=

[wwwKORDAwww]

@6:11 ♥

[cattacer]

If I ever have 6 months to live, ill do every single one of those

[bscar]

what special was this from?

[wtfboom332]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!­!??!?!?!?

[Tydusis1]

this = yes = win

[ThiefLeet]

Fuck that ! Bring a BAT ! HAHAHAHAHA

[deeamz84]

omg, I actually cried from laughing

[TheBanMaster]

Baber shop - BEST ONE XD

[yashamoto]

How much for that heavy-set couple in the winda? -Maneuvers neck awkwardly-

[ModernHolmes]

I love the pull over part.

[hailzmarie1]

i wonder how many people have actually tried this stuff!

[TheBanMaster]

@hailzmarie1 I did!

[batupix]

How is that [PL]?

[BUSTINMOVER1]

Its either 6:15 or Mickeys got a hard on

[brianaway007]

He made sweaters look so spiffy.

[Fedorasnesguy]

I want to know if anyone's ever had their bush frosted. Who has the balls to do this?

[killerpuppetman]

PARDON ME I HAV NOTHIN TO SAY!!

me: GUILTYY!!!! ..i hav done tat to someone lol

[rollipolioli]

ive actually walked in a library and yelled are you open on thursday and ran.. pretty funny

[ixonixas]

gdzhez dahasdas hajshzhzhajazmnanamz kragazsyzyzd zdsa zenzezykovic... -_-

[immortalium]

you either give me my money back... or im shitting in the well

[mohiahmed1]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSSAYY!!!!

yea

THANK YOU!!!

[EasyExpertVillage]

@mohiahmed1 that's why i watched this video. ive been looking for it for years. i couldn't find it. i looks that exact line on youtube and it's always the whole concert. the intro and the ending sucks. because it's not the concert

[questionablemakings]

@mohiahmed1

I screamed that to my friend on a bus. I got looks.

[dennypwnsall]

george carlin: inventor of trolling

[Leoofmoon]

@dennypwnsall And master

[EilonWolfe]

@dennypwnsall Carlin didn't invent trolling, he just made it an art.

[DragoonBoom]

@dennypwnsall Somehow, I think George Carlin would spit on all the pseudointellectual man-children arguing with all the willfully ignorant teenagers.

You and all you idiots may call it trolling, I call it a waste of time and those who have real power in real life (assuming that they are aware of this phenomenon) would call it convenient.

[hammer326]

@DragoonBoom funny, since people like US keep people like YOU under control.

[DragoonBoom]

@hammer326 It's odd that you keep people like me, who make sardonic comments from my computer in check using ineffective and rote one-liners.

If you do think that you're fighting the good war by doing THIS, then you've probably got your priorities mixed up. Leave a reply if my wording was too meticulous for you.

[hammer326]

@DragoonBoom everyone against those fighting the good war says that you jackass.

[quintrixer]

OMG BIRD LANGUAGE!!!

[MrY0ufail]

240p, we meet again.

[rachel25lee]

Nah, the bush thing can be for chicks, too.

[Sovietborne855]

LOL. They JUST got a word for this sort of thing, and its called trOLing

[MrOldskoolmetal]

12 people need to order more flour

[Miscio94]

co za asy

[QuaziGNRLNose]

or scream "WE ARE THE TORONTO PUBLIC, WE WANT TO SHOP!"

[jaydedjen110]

...It's really dangerous to eat matzo and watch George Carlin at the same time.

[treegurl84]

Helen! Order more flour Helen! lol

[CoolerKing37]

Pardon me! I have nothing to say!

[IzzyInc27]

PRESS 8! HILARIOUS! blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

[ProtestantIRA]

How much for that heavy set couple in the window?

[604psysutra604]

Ja się po prostu popłakałem ze śmiechu... Georgie, believe in resurrection and come back!

[AshUsedFlash]

this is more like "how to troll"

[commotionall]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS?!?!?!?

[deloreanman14]

It's either 6:15 or Mickey has a hard on!

[raptorkam]

CO SA AZY!!!!

[laz0r4321]

@raptorkam You aren't funny. Nor RWJ keep that shit in the comments of his video.

[raptorkam]

@laz0r4321 No.

[KachyChan]

Why is no one speaking english??

[604psysutra604]

@KachyChan because we're from Poland idiot.

[chickensoupz376]

@604psysutra604 well, aren't you open minded? god forbid someone on Earth doesn't read the polish language.

[604psysutra604]

@chickensoupz376 It's your problem. If you think everyone should talk english- screw you.

[chickensoupz376]

@604psysutra604 cute. i never said that i think everyone should understand english, but apparently YOU think everyone should understand polish, idiot. so apparently, it's YOUR problem. stick a fork in this shit, i'm done with you.

[604psysutra604]

@chickensoupz376 there's only polish subtitles- do you have problem with it? Look for english only version if you're so nesh and piss off.

[makaveli201071]

@KachyChan mayb cuz not every1 in this world have to speak english

[gijoey88]

@makaveli201071 only people that matter

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

@KachyChan you see the 'PL' in the title? it means 'Polish' (as in the texting) C:

[amoungthefree]

@KachyChan Cuz day isnt from MURRICA.

[Peri1one]

@KachyChan WTF do you think PL stands for? American? English?

Belive or not there actually exists other anuages, I know, it's a shocker, but I swear to you, it's true! Just ask them! :D

[ant78se]

@Peri1one PL stands for Polish like almost all the other comments that some idiot might call it bird language... thing that americans might not figure out by them selves or people that are missing the geography lessons. Now gtfo back to school!

[mohiahmed1]

@KachyChan they all just found google translator....

[dankcro]

@KachyChan because [PL] stands for Poland

[grisznik]

@KachyChan

There's some stuff you won't understand unless you know English really well...

[meatpuppets93]

nothing fancy just frost my bush hahaha RIP George

[CLOVERCITYY15]

PARDON ME, I HAVE NOTHIN TA SAY !!!!!! LMFAAAAAAOOOO

[UserWithoutAnyName]

Trolling IRL, hell yeah!

[lawl86]

well its vickies got a hard on. i gotta go. lmao

[beatlesrule18]

no one is typing in english...

[Foryal]

"Jest 6:15, albo Mikiemu stanął" - powinno być raczej tak ;]

[sayconfucious]

George Carlin: Trolling IRL 101

[YouthEnergy]

HELEN!!

[MasterOfHardbass]

Po co sie uczyc jezykow lepiej liczyc ze moze polski jezyk zdominuje marzenie scietej glowy

[droughty666]

xD kurwa prawie się udławiłem słuchając tego xD

[satansmetal666]

Keep pressing 8

[TarRinion]

10 forgot to ask if the cleaner could take the pecker tracks out of their wedding gowns

[ScaniaChan]

Poland is the worst place on earth.

I'd rather be staving in Ethiopia than live in a shitty country like yours.

[Korwid]

@ScaniaChan You stupid gay

[ScaniaChan]

@Korwid

How is being "gay" an insult?

Oh wait, I guess in a backwards shit country like Poland it still is.

Enjoy your gypsies, friend. :)

[aureez]

@ScaniaChan i was in Poland, it's beautiful, you faggot

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

this guy would be a GREAT IRL troll

[AnonymousComrade]

@manugnauinggshtrajk that SO TRUE OMG LOLOLOLOLOL

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

@AnonymousComrade TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AnonymousComrade]

@manugnauinggshtrajk LOLOL "Poland cannot into space" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[waltermcbobom]

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

[shaheeneyal]

i laugh to tears every time i watch it!

[NsTrainMan07]

"......tell them you saving up to buy you own GODDAMN bar....."

[NsTrainMan07]

" ....noting fancy just frost my bush...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NsTrainMan07]

"....sew the sheets to the drapes.... let um know you been there" LOL!

[NsTrainMan07]

" fuck that bring a bat" LOL!

[numanumaro]

No one wants to be in the bush hall of fame... Anything with Bush in it...

[numanumaro]

1:00

[swordcollection]

I'm so trying that out

[wabbitfu]

One of the, if not the, greatest comedians of all time!! 10 dislikes?? really? 10 people = HATERS.. keep on hatin'.. cause ur dumb! .. your the kind of people that still believe the Backstreet Boys were a band.. DOUCHEBAGS!!

[Gadjun6]

@hailzmarie1 maybe because its vid for audience from Poland ;)

[hailzmarie1]

@Gadjun6 see NOW THATS ENGLISH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lotek666]

@Gadjun6

co za as -,-

[MrDop3boy]

@hailzmarie1 screw you. go 2 another vid if u want.

[hailzmarie1]

@MrDop3boy now y would i do that

[Magnum308gts]

@hailzmarie Czemu kurwa mam cię słuchać to nie jest tylko angielski serwis durniu!!! Jeżeli się chcesz czegoś dowiedzieć to się poucz polskiego głąbie, może wtedy zrozumiesz co nieco obsrana tłusta amerykańska pało!!!

[nikodemde]

weird language is English !!! Stop it and wypierdalaj

[Elwink]

@hailzmarie1 or you're a teenager, or you're american, or you don't know much about the world and its people. Hmmm I like my chances for all of them!

[hazard345]

@hailzmarie1 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

THANK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hrabia99332]

zjebales wycinajac reakcje ...

[Gadjun6]

@hrabia99332 wzialem filmik z neta i zrobilem napisy, to nie do mnie z narzekaniem ;)

[hrabia99332]

@Gadjun6 a czemu nie ;d? jak cos sie robi to na 100% jak to mowi pudzian xD

[AppleAxja]

zajebiste

[Wykosiciel]

Niewiarygodny :D

WIĘCEJ!

[Kapiszczur]

Gdzie są wszystkie filmy z Carlinem? Czy znowu jakiś "możnowłądca" usuwa je, bo ma do nich prawo? Co on je zjada w domu? Tarza się w nich krzycząc "są mooooje"

nie czaję tego. Nigdzie nie kupicie płyt "Carlin PL" bo zwyczajnie nigdzie czegoś takiego nie ma. Kur**, są rzeczy po prostu karygodne - usuwanie filmów zmarłych komików-złotomyślicieli z powodów roszczeń jakichś nadętych kutasów :/

[TheAstroJaxx]

@Kapiszczur thanks.

[bigmarty11288]

@Kapiszczur Oh my god, I was just thinking that!

[ProthSteriel]

Wypróbowałem ten numer z czwartkiem, kiedy wybiegałem ze sklepu- przy wyjściu dwóch znajomych poległo od śmiechu a tak zdziwionych twarzy ludzi wewnątrz sklepu nigdy nie widziałem! Mózgi im się wyłączyły, szczęki opadły na dobre kilka minut :D

[123Dudus123]

@ProthSteriel hahahahahaha xD gratuluje odwagi ! :D

[RobloxOrigins]

Asclome, Dehivvliahnd SandwichFuckmizzz

[les777pl]

Sow the sheets to the drapes, to przyszyj pościel do zasłon (nie materacy).

[Mrwa25]

5:40 ale mina :D

[gaarasama1231]

on jest doskonały a każdym calu, jego ton głosu, gesty, ruchy, na prawdę mało jest takich ludzi na świecie

[maclarengtrm]

oddajcie moją kasę albo zesram się do studni xDD

[MidNightRider2001]

Order more flour Helen!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

WTF was the point of stealing this video?

[OtisDriftwood90]

this video have polish subtitles

[laaska]

turn on the subtitles

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Someone already told me.

[gabrielthesyler]

Jak włączyć te napisy? ;/

[lolisbol]

Lol, zkieanri wkfis trzeba filmiku w opcjirozjebal nickel przetlumaczono czasami lepiej niezly

[zahaj]

hard-on to spust a nie twardego

[misterbaniok]

@zahaj  dobrze zostalo przetlumaczone .... wez juz lepiej nic nie pisz ;]

[abluba2]

bzdura lol przetlumaczone dobrze

[wojciech155]

@abluba2 nie jest przetlumaczone dobrze. pecker tracks nie jest puder z nosa tylko sperma ;D