Sabre Dance - Aram Khachaturian

[MrY3110w]

I listen to this when I masturbate

[Pookiepup1]

Every juggling act that was ever on the Ed Sullivan show.

[thiswask]

this is what I call OLD SCHOOL, CHECK OUT "ENTRY OF THE GLADIATORS", IS EPIC WIN

[DavidPwnsXD]

going to plsy this and ive only hbeen in band 1 and half years... OH YEAH :D

[toluca670]

dat bear

[toluca670]

rev up those chase scenes

[LuvMushrooms]

epic Tom & Jerry race.

[cactuspiss1]

oh god this is pure win.

[DLee594]

This is not a song. Songs are sung. This is a piece of music.

[OddishThing18]

DINNER! DINNER! HURRY UP, BOY, I WANT MY DINNER!

[TheSEVAGARM]

1OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO % Armenian

[xservintage]

YATATATATATA YATATATA YATATATA DODODO DADADADADA KABOOOM! KABOOOM!

[danbloo77]

de de de de de de de de de duuure duuuuure! de de de de de de de de de de duuure duuuuure

[sturcan2000]

this is the realest techno!!!!!!!!!

[theFLCLguy]

How does some of the greatest classical music have dislikes?

[TheJerseyJenn]

i needed to focus on math homework. So i decided to listen to classical music like many people recommended. Best discussion ever. Now I'm hooked.

I went from rap to classical music. Who would have expected that?

[NickInfante92]

masturbating bear from conan o'brien

[Nazareadain]

I'm the type who would play this when tasked with disarming bombs, on the brink of losing a billion dollar contract, taming lions, when late for work, fending off space pirates, defeating dark lords, surviving a barrelrolling cruise ship - every goddamn stressful situation you can think of. I then listen to it some more when searching for my socks.

[PhantomWerewolf]

Rodney Dangerfield? What are you doing here?

[PhormerPhantomPhixer]

What an amazing piece of music!

[JamesPlaysGames95]

i sense trolls up to some mischief

[VavoTK]

Are you fucking stupid?! This is one beautiful CLASSICAL composition you speak nonsense.. How can you be so ignorant and stupid?

[prishc206]

Imma play this while playing secret agent obstacle lunchh :D

[Belieber20JB]

Hahaha!! This song was made in jest, and actually took it seriously... Ha ha ha :D

[sobse01]

alway when i am tidy up my room

[TheCha0sC0ntr0ller]

clownsong....>_<!

[jamesgriff97]

how many people are here from the big bang theory?

[Alhelitalita]

@jamesgriff97 / ha ha ha me!!

[StupidManRetard]

CHILDREN IS TIME TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iliuha1989]

for some reason this is the music that plays when parents leave and kids are alone =)

[SgtsSargent]

I get ready for school when I'm late to this.

[sasaddaQQ]

I bang prostitutes to this.

[PogoBeta]

BREAK THE TARGETS!!!

[saxyviolist]

I get to play this in February :)

[83amero]

IT IS THE ARMENIAN SPIRIT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

[Smileandwavelol]

1:23 is my favorite part of the piece!

[ViolinPro88]

Can someone explain to me the whole "I took an arrow to the knee" thing?

[AikidoRunMusic]

@ViolinPro88 In the recently made Game of the Year Skyrim many of the characters say the following "I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee" I hope i have cleared things up if you have any questions please feel free to ask in a reply :)

[AngryBroomHandler]

@ViolinPro88 True story, i was in Turkey when seijuk archers on horseback ambushed me,barely escaped with my life.

[vecditamer]

@AngryBroomHandler That is a laughable story. Good for you :)) (Although I do not know what a "seijuk archers on horseback" are and I live in Istanbul. P.S. Don't bother to reply I won't read it.

[asianaven]

I'd hate to play the xylophone for this.

[dabrazillionaire]

RUN KIDS RUUUNNNN!!!

[PINOYGAMER360]

so... who's up for secret agent laser obstacle chess?

[PoseidonGRE]

Long live Armenia!Greetings from Greece!

[MegaHayk777]

@PoseidonGRE long live greece too,together we're strong!

[lazarus921]

There's nothing like coming across a random youtube clip and finding one of the top comments to be in your native language. POLSKA!!!

[PCGameplaysInFullHD]

I would not want to conduct.

[LolAllNicksAreTaken]

Nie ma to jak wejść na losowy filmik YT i zobaczyć polski komentarz w Top

[scottyiscute]

Kung Fu Hustle anyone? :)

[patrickmaky42]

i like to weave in and outa traffic on my bike listenin 2 this makes me feal INVICIBLE!!!!

[bpa23]

Fits perfect on my playlist , to funny ;)

[4278snowpeas]

Who came here from The Big Bang Theory as well?

[Molkomuse]

@4278snowpeas Unless they said the song's name and that's the way you found it... you and everyone who gave you thumbs up are gay as fuck. This song is all over .. everything.

[4278snowpeas]

@Molkomuse Its still a good song. And I refound this song. I already knew the title and composer. Besides, why are you so angry that this song is popular with creative shows, such as TBBT? Enjoy the music and stop fussing over how people get here. I was trying to find people that like this song and watch TBBT. Have a pleasant musical experience!

[PanShajbus]

YADADADADADDADADADA-BOOM-KABOO­M!

[KBnicoS]

secret agent laser obstacle lunch!!! :DD

[pyrogyra72]

@KBnicoS And from the Simpsons episode "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie (where Bart puts on Grandpa's dentures and rides on the ceiling fan, with the blade clinched between the teeth.)

[art4424]

CIRCUS SONG!!!!

[spartanr14]

Ye latatatatatatatatatatat latatatata latatatata latatatata KABOOM KABOOM

[bannanabagle]

@spartanr14 TIME TO KILL TINY COWARDS. lol dude, I just watched that video (kaboom rubble dance) just moments ago haha. what a coincidence

[Arikunafu]

I have this as a TF2 Heavy Minigun sound :P

[cappaTONEpuppet]

gangster song

[strygver]

@cappaTONEpuppet LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[MacUser135]

perfect music for a "running from a swarm of hornets" scene.

[firetornado35]

this make a good driving tune

[TheFutski]

A raunt of applaws for AnaStaacia

[VictorNY2011]

Or in other words, Leonard Plays Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess.

[VictorNY2011]

The Big Bang Theory brought me here (Series 2 Episode 18 -- The Work Song Nanocluster).

[MsPotter75]

Under 3mins I BET I WIN!!!!

[Alekat247]

I love masturbating!

[adeelb06]

i came here from watching bbt secret agent laser obstacle lunch

[WafflzDude]

More like a weasel. But, same thing.

[Ethanaxelrod]

This is Hitler's theme song on The History Channel.

[DesGardius88]

Ah yes, the official theme song of the UBPSA (United Balancing Plate Spinners Association)

[kyle00TB]

Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch :D

[Khachatur1996]

you jerks, this is one of the greatest classical composers, but you are talking about masturbating! you should be ashamed of yourself!

[HashGray]

@Khachatur1996 You JERKS, yeah that's the word :D

[Demoenar]

@Khachatur1996 I'm not.

[Smileandwavelol]

@Khachatur1996

*Applauds*

AMEN!

[Khachatur1996]

@Smileandwavelol , thanks, not every person understands and seriously takes the value of classical music.

[michiyoyoshiku]

@Khachatur1996

I'm masturbating right now...deal with it

[McNabbulous]

@Khachatur1996 I agree. It is too bad that some of these songs have been co-opted into popular culture. When you listen to them in that context, it does derive you of the manic and exciting pace of this song.

[jokkergar]

circus time!!!!

[The88Mason]

This really got MY Sabre Dancing.

[littleneddygoestowar]

Class??!?!?  Are you aware what site you are currently on?

[MistressMomoko]

We played this in orchestra during a school Fine Arts assembly. I'm pleased to say that we got a standing ovation, even though roughly 90% of the student body isn't into classical music.

[Cesification]

It hurts my dick to even keep up with it.

[SemiNation]

Who performed this particular version? Can anyone help?

[CarterTheMiner]

999,929 views, thats alot of 9's

[bettysteve322716]

to find this l had to go to the simpsons archive, by episode, bart pranks, breaks abes false teeth when swinging from the fan. went the long way round but got what l wanted :-)

[DavidMoviez]

Aram, an armenian man... Love it! (:

[abeismain]

it would be interesting to know what inspired Aram to compose this.

[MeFlyingFishy47]

i prefer foil to sabre

[rjflesher]

GO SABRES!!!

[gsarci2011]

who and where was this performed?

[newmankey]

Like this if clown song.com brought you here :D

[newmankey]

@newmankey You better like this Tino!

[rodiscool99]

@newmankey no.

[johnnysgotaproblem89]

This reminds me of the Masturbating Bear from the Conan O'Brien show.

[Szatanka45]

kocham kurwa <3

[MoRRsZLaSu]

@Szatanka45 ale jesteś cool nigga ...

[Zados91]

baga si limba ramina

[MrVal55555]

i play this song when im doing my chores=) but i get given out to=(

[Kirysse]

There are 3 polish comments and every one of them starts with "Kurwa",,, It is not strange for me at all that people think about us what they think.

Ludzie, trochę kultury, błagam. To, że przez internet nikt Was nie jest w stanie rozpoznać, nie znaczy że trzeba tutaj taki syf robić...

[verciz666]

o kurwa w życiu bym nie pomyślał że ten utwór tak się nazywa :D

[badboy4lifebaby]

ahahahahahahaha soo cooooll!!!!!

[KJP678]

Kurwa, trzeba mieć talent to takich rzeczy.

[bartekxmasters90]

kurwa, a wiec to tak sie to nazywa!

[14warr]

@bartekxmasters90 I nie rozumiem ...

[squilu]

SPEED RACER!

[trumpeteer247]

I had sex with my girlfriend to this song. She was very pleased.

[darkman1461]

@trumpeteer247 then you must have done it very very fast -.-

[revolutionarybum0711]

A perfect theme song for both political parties in the 112th US Congress.

[MrRockerHal]

if anybody wants to make a goldberg machine.

please use this as the music

[flightsimulatorace]

How can I get this to loop? I would like to have this restart without me ever having to return.

[isitintherain]

@flightsimulatorace if you type in "repeat" after youtube in the url it takes you to youtube repeat which while loop it for you its a really handy website!

[rtrt257]

@flightsimulatorace Put it on playlist

[Laamafani2]

"Ya-ta-ta-ta-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!­"

[kapu995]

secret agent laser obstacle lunch!!

[darkman1461]

thunbs up if you play this song will u missed the bus

[Valk72]

Such a fast tempo!!

[HamburgersWithFries]

The Heavy brung me here.

[cARamEllA161]

The Big Bang theory`s song !:)))))

[Recraftguy]

@cARamEllA161 Wut



[jonnyfivealive]

Pee wee theme is far superior

[WhoseLineFanXD]

KA-BOOM

[IuberPyros]

steady, steady...argh, piss!

[ateck5]

i always flute this when i am in class, one of the thousend ways to recognize me ;)

[ch1ral]

I used to have sex to this, before my heart attack

[MrExfile]

@ch1ral Just tried keeping up.. I can't.

[maiwandwal]

@ch1ral and you think this is an appropriate comment? BTW the ppl who liked it are just as inappropriate as you! Do you know what boundaries are? SICKO

[Adator]

@maiwandwal That little thumbs up symbol isn't to indicate you 'like' something--it's the universal internet indicator for jerking off. Sure it's a bit sexist, representing male masturbation only, but such are the limitations of bandwidth. If it meant 'Like', it would be clearly labelled as it is on Facebook. (Ignore the button that looks like a thumb pointing down--it relates electron flow to magnetic field direction and isn't used much.)

Wait: have you been using it wrong this whole time?

[maiwandwal]

@Adator get your mind out of the gutter and have some class

[PervAccount]

@Adator it is labeled...

[mrfalafl]

@Adator 7 years of YouTube comments, and I finally found the most perfect one.

[Adator]

@mrfalafl ;) Well, occasionally I like to help the humans.

[dezimo]

@maiwandwal Welcome to the internet

[YouKnowIAmRight]

@ch1ral 36....LOL......some people have no sense of humour,... sicko my arse...innapropriate my arse

[nlaszg]

@ch1ral i honestly thought you would end it with "but i took an arrow to the knee.."

[nattymcg]

Oh Pee Wee

[lightspeedloser]

*guy and girl both naked then girlfriend calls to say she'll be coming over in 5 minutes

[TheWeedPuffers]

am i the only one who finds this...funny?

[Hu02Go10]

@TheWeedPuffers I don't think so, you're not...

[garyfisher88]

*Mom calls son while he's jerking off saying she will be home in 2 minutes.*

[dogdick420]

@garyfisher88

Thumbs up if you read this guy's name as gayfisher88.

[alhimal]

@dogdick420 said dogdick

[levianderson1]

@garyfisher88 A situation I am all too familiar with -_-

[maiwandwal]

@garyfisher88 sicko!

[arup02]

classic!

[ShaoTungHsu]

I keep on thinking of the masturbating bear everytime I hear this song.

[jjthe1ify]

alarm set for 7am. wake up at 8am. this song is thumping on my ear drums.

[THEJkOverlord]

Ya-da-da-da-da-da-do-vo-da-da-­da-da-do-vo-da-da... ka-booom ka-booom

[omyyer]

@THEJkOverlord tf2 :D

[xJaysrox]

play this song when you have to study for your finals and you havn't done anything till a couple of days before. You'll finish that course in no time :p

[onesicksonofa]

pee wee!

[MainOffenderKZ]

awesome stuff

[alexNCS]

imagine they play+repeat this during your exams

[ShaunBon]

Drumstep

[guitar2adam]

Vegas Vacation when Chevy Chase is playing in the cheap casino.

[bungerman1000]

The masturbating bear must be close.

[fruitcupproductions]

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger­

[mikelad777]

Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

[vichogonzalez15]

Ya ta ta ta da Kaboom Kaboom!

[rapier992]

if this song does not make you hurry enough, try jelonek version :D

[mmeikol]

Play this song if you overslept!

[IuberPyros]

@mmeikol my new wake-sound. bet it will drive me crazy!

[mariamjan21]

I am so proud that Im armenian RIP Aram Khachatryan

[longhornsrule2001]

This is how fast my dad wants things done.

[nastyn8g]

@longhornsrule2001 OMG that made me laugh so hard!

[DeadXManXsXStare]

@longhornsrule2001 Story of my life

[TheNathan345]

they used this in futurama benders big score movie

[gamingdude000]

@TheNathan345 Well, they use this A LOT in cartoons and animations, so I'm not quite surprised they did ;)

[CainmosniMirrored]

The Masturbating Bear!!!!!!!!!!!