German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
I saw this sketch on Channel 4 when it was first broadcast in the UK, ten years ago. As an American new to England, I literally fell off the sofa laughing at the absurdity of the thing, plus the fact that it was actually on TV in the first place. What a way to relive an extremely funny moment in my life. Thanks Armstrong & Miller, and thank you YouTube. YOU FUCKS!
I only just learned that Ben Miller actually used to be in science - but a physicist. Did you know that? He did an episode of Horizon on the subject of temperature.
"until you earn 50 Grand on advising the Australian Government on skin cancer treatment you don't talk to me"! These blokes are sooo funny, and true. Many a time I have met Aussies and migrants from Europe who were walking around in slow agony because they had fallen asleep on the beach in the peak of summer.
It might only be me who would be aware of one out of the two actors in this, he played 'Brian' in My Parents are Aliens. And the man with the grey wig is played by Charlie Condou, who plays Marcus in Coronation Street =] this is such a great show - love it!
I may just have been watching to much of it, but is he taking the piss of House? The cane, the moter bike and the bad manners...not to mention the doctors. LOL This show is so funny though! go Armstorng and Miller!
@angelaANDmarilyn It's based on the David Mamet play Glengarry Glen Ross, about cut-throat real estate salesmen. It was later made into a movie with Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin.
But...this is what biological science research is actually like! Minus the white coats, shirts, ties and calling each other 'Doctor' and 'Professor'...!
And you don't get prizes for doing the research...you might just get to keep your job.
Ben Miller sounds a lot like Lee Mack in this sketch.
Shyyrn 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
This is a great parody of the cult film Glengarry Glenross, hence the title, nothing to do with House I'm afraid
mrdobsontoyou 5 months ago 5
house based the program on this sketch :D
gshack93 6 months ago 2
Nice Glengarry Glen Ross sketch
bradwolf07 9 months ago
Awww... poor guy at the far right... he is so cut when he is sad!
peerieweirdo 10 months ago
STEAK KNIVES!
vintagedesert 1 year ago 3
Hahaha, hasn't anyone seen glengarry glen ross? this parodies the scene when alec baldwin screws with the office workers :DD
MajinVegeta989 1 year ago 3
how many time does he`ve said FUCK
assztriid1 1 year ago
My better half does cancer research - this is his favourite sketch ever.
MsMaglet 1 year ago
glengarry glen ross is EPIC. And this is a great cover :D
keeperofthecheese 1 year ago 3
jesus this is actually sad. not at all funny. whatever happened to british comedy ? this is drivel
alive555 1 year ago
@alive555
you need to have seen the play/film Glengarry Glen Ross, then it all makes sense.
ianmck76 1 year ago
"STEAK KNIVES !"
keeperofthecheese 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
..."you little piece of shit" :D
keeperofthecheese 1 year ago
@FratelliBoy Depends what they're made of!
LordMacBeth79 1 year ago
COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS ONLY!!!
myboomstick 1 year ago
I've watched this clip 6 times and I'm still laughing!
rx4pain1 1 year ago
STEAK KNIVES!
118moustache 1 year ago
is he meant to be gordon ramsey
sloitar 1 year ago
This is the sort of boss who could get someone to cure cancer :)
crazytosh1 1 year ago
"A WHAT?!"
"Ford Fiesta."
"...You little piece of shit."
PurushaDesa 1 year ago 5
"A.B.R. Always Be Researching. Always Be Researching!
Al-ways. Be. Re-search-ing!!!"
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
To the people confused by this: The joke is based on the film Glenfarry Glen Ross, which is famous for being full of dialogue like this.
PeteTStarr 1 year ago
NOW DO SOME CANCER RESEARCH YOU FUCKS!
therealdjcamm92 2 years ago 4
Gordon Ramsey: the scientist XD
oXtrueloveXo 2 years ago 5
absolute greatness
wizztay 2 years ago
Comment removed
gregapugh124 2 years ago
Glengarry Glen Ross fused with medical research.. Who else could have come up with that apart from the superb Armstrong & Miller
stonebridgeboy86 2 years ago 3
I saw this sketch on Channel 4 when it was first broadcast in the UK, ten years ago. As an American new to England, I literally fell off the sofa laughing at the absurdity of the thing, plus the fact that it was actually on TV in the first place. What a way to relive an extremely funny moment in my life. Thanks Armstrong & Miller, and thank you YouTube. YOU FUCKS!
Blagulon 2 years ago 73
@Blagulon
I only just learned that Ben Miller actually used to be in science - but a physicist. Did you know that? He did an episode of Horizon on the subject of temperature.
TheConciseStatement 11 months ago
YOU FUCK
spartanses 2 years ago 3
You little piece of shit. ROFL
RSSpyro1093 2 years ago 7
This is probably the greatest sketch ever!! YOU FUCK!!
6moontheloon6 2 years ago 3
can i ask a question??
NO YOU CAN'T YOU FUCK!!
classic
fatwreckediwillmiss 2 years ago 6
Comment removed
pauloutten 2 years ago
r u serious?!?!
YOU FUCK
MawCowbell 2 years ago 7
I did not say you could ask a question YOU FUCK!
italy430 2 years ago 6
the humor is located in the aggression of the scientist and his un willingness to let the other members talk, and his sheer pride.
got that, YOU FUCK
Johnbgg94 2 years ago 3
"until you earn 50 Grand on advising the Australian Government on skin cancer treatment you don't talk to me"! These blokes are sooo funny, and true. Many a time I have met Aussies and migrants from Europe who were walking around in slow agony because they had fallen asleep on the beach in the peak of summer.
bellimbopinni 2 years ago 2
I wnat to be a scientist!!! especially whn they treat u so good.
krakalin 3 years ago 2
oohhh yess... this is all very accurate and a true representation of what a scientist does everyday.
YOU FUCK!!
italy430 2 years ago 22
Thanks so much for posting this!
I've been dying to see it for years!!
Andy4202 3 years ago
a light finger buffet, and informal drinks
love it
pianoman073 3 years ago 3
my tie cost more than ur ford u fuck. wat u drive a ford fiesta u fuck. can i ask a question NO U FUCK DO SOME CANCER RESEARH U FUCKS
Jmiester97 3 years ago
It might only be me who would be aware of one out of the two actors in this, he played 'Brian' in My Parents are Aliens. And the man with the grey wig is played by Charlie Condou, who plays Marcus in Coronation Street =] this is such a great show - love it!
louiseketley 3 years ago
i love this clip its great
jamamathon 3 years ago
"you little piece of shit."
keeperofthecheese 3 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I prefer their other stuff its much better. this isnt that funny.
adamgreenshoeface 3 years ago
its funny if youve seen the original film. write "glengarry glen ross" in youtube and you will see the original version.
keeperofthecheese 3 years ago 3
this is absolutely brilliant!
thebrit3014 3 years ago
A: Attention
I: Interest
D: Decision
A: Action
stevebritgimp 3 years ago 4
HAHAHAH epic
keeperofthecheese 3 years ago
Gordon Ramsay as a scientist :)
callie26 3 years ago
lol that is so true
Kiefty13 3 years ago
pack up your test tubes and f--- off!
awonderfulday 3 years ago
wat are you driving you fuck!!!!
duckenspielen 3 years ago
You need to see the Glengarry Glen Ross movie to really appreciate this ! The characters in the movie are vicious !
GingerTig 3 years ago 3
second prize STEAK KNIVES!
sifrase91 3 years ago 5
you piece of shit!
brisingrs 3 years ago
THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO YOU FUCK!!!!!!
sabakyuugaara 3 years ago 2
Ford fiesta, you piece of shit
sira1993 3 years ago
"and the third prize is..YOUR OUT!! SACKED!! YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR TEST TUBES AND FUCK OFF!!" LOL
geraint0808 3 years ago
This is how Gordon Brown should behave at Cabinet Meetings!!
geraint0808 3 years ago
He may well behave so! The British prime minister probably needs a firm hand to maintain discipline and keep the rabble in check.
RedRabbit1983 3 years ago
I may just have been watching to much of it, but is he taking the piss of House? The cane, the moter bike and the bad manners...not to mention the doctors. LOL This show is so funny though! go Armstorng and Miller!
angelaANDmarilyn 4 years ago 9
No...
The reference is the play "Glengarry Glen Ross" by David Mamet.
yukimeanssnow 4 years ago 2
This pre-dates House by more than 5 years. There is definitely a similarity though.
markeastwooduk 3 years ago 26
Comment removed
ebag10 9 months ago
@angelaANDmarilyn It's based on the David Mamet play Glengarry Glen Ross, about cut-throat real estate salesmen. It was later made into a movie with Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin.
Widmerpool99 1 year ago
@angelaANDmarilyn
If you've ever seen the play/film Glengarry Glen Ross by David Mamet, this is a parody of the opening scene.
ultraviolet99 1 year ago
@angelaANDmarilyn this was pre 'House'
SuperSimonwalker 6 months ago
But...this is what biological science research is actually like! Minus the white coats, shirts, ties and calling each other 'Doctor' and 'Professor'...!
And you don't get prizes for doing the research...you might just get to keep your job.
mgharrisauthor 4 years ago 3
I loved the way he said "STEAK KNIVES"
One question, what does he say after "Ford Fiesta"? It ends in shit but i wanna know what he says first :P
culio92 4 years ago
It's "You little piece of"
modernmirth 4 years ago
2nd place
STEAK KNIVES!!!!!!
dogtag91 4 years ago
LMFAO!
"NO YOU CAN'T YOU FUCK!"
AngrehGuy 4 years ago