Masked man fires shots inside Wyandotte 7-11

[blackmettle1]

Honey clerk don't care. Honey clerk don't give a s**t.

[kurtywurty85]

should've slapped him with a piece of pizza

[VEVORage]

Meh, this is just a typical redditor 

[McLarenF1God]

Reddit for President.

[jostler27]

This dude was high as FUCK that day.

[mychokehold]

NIGGA? NIGGA??? FUCK YOUR GUN NIGGA

[Colaglass]

His balls were in the way of the bullets.

[ILOVECASIO1]

From Reddit with love... this guy is a fucking boss

[Gtracing01]

Not a single fuck.

[TGMGruntLover]

Ignore those bullets, LIKE A BOSS!

[captainfrobie]

As seen on /fit/

wat

[YazVee]

What really pisses me off is the gunman's utter disrespect for the laptop he throws down when he comes in. Rude.

[RATAPWNZU]

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!" *BANG*

"i work for a 7-11. i have no money."

[Genixel]

"I'm too tired for this shit, come another day..."

[Oxtorius]

What a fucking boss

[coveryfire]

i wul have given him teh money

[ERR0R9O9]

Don't Tell me Reddit was here.......

[TheStalkingShadow]

@ERR0R9O9 yes, yes it was.

[ERR0R9O9]

@TheStalkingShadow ಠ_ಠ i don't Speak autism Sorry.

[TheStalkingShadow]

@ERR0R9O9 Thats okay. I don't expect you to. But I was merely trying to say that Reddit was indeed here.

[rantanplan1338]

@ERR0R9O9 nope. Gunnit!

[Blazedcurse]

@BMSPaintballer The same camera that captured this video would've caught him pocketing money. Dumbass.

[darkcomrad]

How were you able to stand up with those steel balls weighing you down?

[awwwreadyy]

Next time, give the money up.

I'll admit, that's pretty badass, and I'm glad he's alright - but almost getting killed over a few dollars while working a minimum wage job? Fuck that. Gotta learn to pick your battles wisely.

[trmbnplyr93]

@awwwreadyy A 7 eleven is a gas station, so it's not just a few bucks, there was probably at least $1,000 in the store in cash.

[awwwreadyy]

@trmbnplyr93 The cash amount is irrelevant, though. There could be 10 grand in that store, and my stance would remain the same. Facing off with armed robbers is not a part of the clerk job description. The guy was crazy for putting his life on the line. His life is worth more than any amount in that store.

[StargateMunky]

Not sure if brave or just unaware bullets kill people.

[sandwich4life]

Didn't flinch when someone started shooting at me. [1] Failed robbery attempt.

[Seriath1]

i would have spit in his face :))

[SuperPoopMaster007]

Uptoke if youre from reddit!

[keyboardwarrior2011]

THAT MAN HAS BIG ROUND TITANIUM BALLS.

[crf156]

REDDIT

[Dasshaus123]

THUMBS UP IF YOU CAME FROM REDDIT!

[RussianBearNinja]

@Dasshaus123 nigga i cam from inside your mom

[ajuicejemas]

Number of fucks given: 0.

[22bitstudios]

but he held the gun sideways!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KILLSHOT!

[itzapro]

the balls on this guy

[OpenCasketMaterial]

YOU WIN

[TestedBR]

holy shit, you're batman!

[obamasdickispurple]

I Don't Blame The Guy For Not Flinching, If I Worked At Seven Eleven, I'd Hope I Got Shot Too

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple People capitalizing every first letter in their sentence makes me want to shoot myself.

[jchizz4]

@GPow69

Then please do so; hopefully you have better aim than this guy in the video ...

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 Seriously? Your Not Offended By The Fact That I Made A Joke About How People Who Work At Seven Eleven Should Commit Suicide, But Abnormal Grammar (Not Even Bad Grammar Just Abnormal) Does? You Need To Take A Long Hard Look At Your Priorities Here Dude.

[metalassaultlogin]

@obamasdickispurple Why do all of your words begin with a capital?

[obamasdickispurple]

@metalassaultlogin So That I Can Find Out Who Is A Forty Year Old Virgin With Nothin Better To Do Than Correct Grammar On Youtube And Laugh My Ass Off So Hard That It Goes All The Way Around The World And Hits Me In The Face. So Thanks A Lot For Turning Me In To An Ass Face, Virgin!

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple First of all, you've used the wrong form of your, the one you're looking for is in fact "you're". Second of all, neither your comment or grammar offends me. I simply don't like reading text that's been typed incorrectly. It is grammatically incorrect, by the way. Proper sentence structure shows that you have intelligence... Obviously you don't. It wouldn't take a genius to guess that you're from the USA, as a lot of people from there are pretty stupid. Stop typing like that.

[goo6]

@GPow69 Hello, fellow Redditor.

[GPow69]

@goo6 Greetings!

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 A Lot Of People From The EVERYWHERE Are Stupid You Tool. If You Ever Been To Any Where Besides The USA You Would Know That. But I Guess "YOUR" Too Bussy Solving Legitimate Problems Like Capital Letters On You Tube To Learn What The Rest Of The World Is Really Like. Congratulations On Leading An Irrelevant Life Douche Bag!

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple It's quite amusing how uneducated you are. Are you 12? I know there's stupid people everywhere, but the majority of people in the US are retarded. Also, I've been places outside the USA.. In fact, I don't live there. You probably no almost nothing about other countries. Time to fix some of your mistakes now:

- Everywhere -- Not "the everywhere".

- Anywhere -- Anywhere is one word, not two

- You're -- Not your

- Busy -- Not bussy.

Also, How can someone's life be irrelevant?

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 So If You Know Theres Stupid People Every Where Then How Does It Follow That A Stupid Person Must Be From One Specific Place? Nice Logic There Archimedes!

And Nice Job Criticizing Me For Using Wrong Words When You Used No When The "Proper" Word Was Know Hypocrite. But Really Who Gives A Shit? I Figured Out What You Meant, Thats All That MAtters. Not Impressing Grammar Nazis Who Are And Forever Will Lead Irrelevant Lives.

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple I just woke up. What's your justification for being an idiot, didn't get a proper education? And please, tell us all your reasoning for capitalizing every word. Are you constantly writing out a title? I seriously hope you don't do the same in English class, you'll fail. Capitalizing everything doesn't make you seem smart. Also it seems you're getting in a lot of arguments on here. I guess you just can't catch a break. Try not being a retard, you might make some friends.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 My Reasoning For Capitalizing Every Word Is Simply That I Enjoy Doing It And No I Dont Do It For Formal Things Like School And Work Lol You Think I Was Born Yesterday? Sure Thing Bud And Yes I Am Getting In A Lot Of Arguments Here You Convinently Left Out That I Havent Lost A Single One! If Im A Retard Then Your Losing An Argument To A Retard So What Does That Make You? Lol I Wouldnt Want To Be Friends With An Idiot Loser Like You, Try Not Being A Lamer And Then Well Talk :)

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple Oh this is an argument? What are we arguing about? I haven't lost anything, there's nothing to lose. Respect for actually taking the time to press shift on every letter, that sure is an effective way to waste excessive time in your precious life.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 I Like How You Brought Up The Fact That These Posts We Are Havint Are Arguments And Then As Soon I Point Out That Im Winning You Turn Around And Deny That These Were Ever Arguments. If You Smell Smoke Dont Call The Fire Department Cause Thats Just The Smell Of Me Smoking Your Ass!

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple I like how you completely avoided my question asking what we're arguing about.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 How Much Better I Am Than You

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple Funny. Mind giving a real answer, instead of just making shit up? You're running out of things to say. Now, you claim that I "brought up the fact that these posts are part of an argument"... Please quote a comment where I did so.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 "Also it seems you're getting in a lot of arguments on here." There You Are Scum Bag. Next Time Don't Give Me An Easy One Okay?

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple Yes, that was referring to your quarrels with other users, not our little chit-chat. This is not an argument, as we're not arguing about any particular thing. Quit trying to be a smartass, it's not working out for you.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GPow69 What Other Users? The Only Other Person Who Argue With Me Here Was Gritty DickCheese. Are You Trying To Say That When You Said "a lot of arguments" You Were Actually Just Talking About Only One Argument? Give Me A Fuckin Break. Its Pathetic How Much Youre Embarassing Yourself Here.

[GPow69]

@obamasdickispurple What are you talking about? By "getting into a lot of arguments" I was directly referring to your arguments with OTHER USERS, whether it be on this video or not. Quickly checking your channel I can see that you're arguing with people on other videos too, that's what I was talking about. Sorry, I should have known I'd have to dumb it down for you to make any sense of it.

[CorporalHotdogs]

@GPow69 I like how you're arguing with people on fucking youtube.

[GPow69]

@CorporalHotdogs Me too. It gives me a good laugh. Not that there's any sincerity to it, but it's humorous. It really amazes me how stupid some people are.

[GPow69]

@voltron484 Just woke up, haha :p

[GrittyMcCheese]

@obamasdickispurple Seriously. Stop Typing Like This. It Makes You Seem Like An Absolute Fucktard.

Thanks Buddy.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GrittyMcCheese I Might Of Taken Your Advice On Not Using Too Many Capital Letters If Your Username Didnt Have Three Capital Letters When It Doesnt Evven Have Three Words. But Since Your A Hypocrite, Im Going To Go Right Ahead And Ignore Your Worthless Advice Ass Wipe.

[NickMcAdamz]

@obamasdickispurple You don't need to capitalize every word.

[obamasdickispurple]

@NickMcAdamz Okay Then Just For You I Will Not Capitalize every Word In This Sentence. Happy?

[GrittyMcCheese]

@obamasdickispurple It's "might have" not "Might Of"... Also the capitalisations in the username are to signify proper nouns as it's a name.

So yeah... you're disabled.

[obamasdickispurple]

@GrittyMcCheese Wow Are You Fucken Serious? Do You Actually Expect Me To Believe This Stupid Bull Shit That The Words Gritty And Cheese Are Proper Nouns. Good Lord, I Know You Dont Want To Admit That I Smoked Your Ass In This Debate, But This Right There Is Just Pathetic. Please Do Your Self A Favor, Save Your Self The Embarassment And Dont Even Bother Replying To This Post, Just Learn From Your Mistake Okay?

[GrittyMcCheese]

@obamasdickispurple You misunderstand. It's a character name "Gritty McCheese" hence the appropriate punctuation.

How old are you?

[obamasdickispurple]

@GrittyMcCheese Yeah Sure Its A Character Name Thats Why Googling It Only Shows Links To Youtube Videos That You Commented On Right? If Thats The Criteria For Being A Character Name Then My Username Is A Character Name Too Damn Wish Ida Known That When I Signed Up So I Could Have Capitalized It Right! Yeah Right Loser. Please Get A Better Argument Than That Or Go Away.

[Cascadianow]

reddit, you so awesome.

[bloodonthesnow]

dude @ 0:41 he SHOOTS the credit card reader out. 

[BKbenFTW]

Holy crap.

[julrefugia]

"Oh I'm sorry, do I look like I give a fuck? Get out."

[mrcuddles100]

Hard to tell if he was actually trying to shoot the guy or just doing warning shots. Either way the dude didnt flinch.

[oftenlostinwhat]

haha he was just pissed the dickwad chucked his laptop

[BACONSTRIPS153]

"look out, we got a badass over here" seriously

[TheAwesomeFruit]

like a fucking boss

[aneelmattu]

Reddit is a news aggregate website, not a secret club. 95% of the content is about cats and what their mother said before she tucked them into bed.

[lfuru94]

@aneelmattu clearly you have never visited /r/spacedicks.

[lx45803]

A reminder: upvotes mean nothing on YouTube. You're welcome.

[jerryhers]

Thumbs up here, upvote there.

[theFloxie]

like if reddit brought you here ^^ (the dude in the video)

[SaltyCaptianEcuador]

What an idiot

[fondey2005]

The one dislike was the shooter.

[NotrelGraphics]

Badass redditors.

[boax02]

Well now someones a badass.

[thecolonade]

the redditor is neo, he dodged too quick for the human eye

[Nikkiola1989]

Glad I got to see this. Super cool. Thanks for being a redditor. :-)

[lxndr95]

reddit

[reckonaut]

SO BRAVE!

[mynchiboy]

@reckonaut lol

[myjunkinyourtrunk6]

@reckonaut

you mean so dumb. he didnt realize it was a real gun. he could have ended up with his brains on the wall. or maybe he would have just pooped his pants if he knew it was a real gun.

[ff7masta]

@myjunkinyourtrunk6 It's an internet joke. A meme, if you will.

[themasternazgul]

@ff7masta Its a bad joke perpetuated by r/circlejerk. It's old, and it's not funny.

I really hate circlejerk.

[CFpandemic]

@reckonaut You used the joke wrong.

[jchizz4]

@reckonaut

how the hell is that "brave"? more like "fucking lucky to be alive"

[nirvgorilla]

@jchizz4 ahahahah no shit. That dude's head almost turned into fifteen different pizza toppings.

[mack89464]

@reckonaut No - he wasn't brave - if you listen to the report it says he thought the gun was fake - which means he was stupid. Contrary to popular belief there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

[emailmikelegere]

@mack89464 Um, ever heard of the internet? I bet you would reply seriously if he put "LIK DYS IF YOU CRY EVERYTIM!"

[mack89464]

@emailmikelegere You mad bro?

[emailmikelegere]

@mack89464 Yes. We should have makeup sex now. You don't have to use a condom. Also you can release inside. Why am I saying all these nice things? Because it is your BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday!

[mack89464]

@emailmikelegere I'll only participate if you promise to whisper the lyrics to " Do you really want to hurt me" by Culture Club in my ear while we're spooning.

Let me know if this is agreeable and we can work on travel arrangements.

[reckonaut]

@mack89464 I'm well aware; 'twas a Reddit joke.

[SammyKazaam]

Thats awesome man

[jakedude11]

Oh god the redditors are onto another video...

[mabonzzz]

no fucks were given that day.

[tommyfranks13]

@Thatsreallybaddude Shut up.

[TheMarkTheShark86]

Thats my cousins bad ass lol

[jchizz4]

@TheMarkTheShark86

what happened to your cousin's good one?

[TheMarkTheShark86]

@jchizz4 hes still working at the same place no big deal to him we all grew up in the rough side of town

[linxalot]

fucked up shit