did you know even if your considered sterile a guy can still have a kid? My friends daughters dad was told he was sterile and look there a little one year old running around now lol
@mebeinme22 Then whoever told that guy he was sterile was probably a dumbass. If he was sterile he couldn't have children, if he had children he wasn't sterile regardless of what someone said.
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@kellyflute Surely you don't mean that existing is the criterion for personhood. All kinds of things exist and are not persons (or I owe the toilet an apology). It's similarly senseless to define a thing by describing a symptom of having it inside you. It's like describing a turkey dinner by explaining that you know you've got one inside you if you're bloated. Ridiculous. Pregnency signifies only a reproductive cocktail mixed in your nether regions; it is not indicative of morally relevant life.
@Superlativesweetie Ok, you're talking about inanimate objects. Life is valuable, and I don't know why you don't seem to think so.. Do you value your own life? Treat other people how you'd want them to treat you. Are you glad you're alive now and weren't aborted? Then why would you be FOR abortion? Back in the daus of slavery the only people that wanted slaves legal weren't slaves. And the only people that want abortion legal weren't aborted.
@kellyflute I am flabbergasted at your logical ineptitude. I half think you're joking. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised; a total lack of sensible reasoning is prerequisit to the view that something without a brain is a person, let alone one whose interests measure up to the interests of a grown woman with a years-long investment of life experiences.
@Superlativesweetie You know, calling someone an idiot doesn't help you win an argument, it just makes you look like the bad guy that no one wants to agree with. A fetus has the potential to be a person just like you and me. Don't take away that potential. That's selfish. If you find your own life valuable at all why do you find the the life of another of any less value than your own? I'd like an answer, not an insult, please.
@kellyflute The argument from potential is just as idiotic as the one from existence. A potential person is not a person - the two don't have comperable values. It's like saying a bag of all-purpose flour in my cupboard amounts to a cordon bleu's gourmet pizza. It's asenine. You are totally failing to account for the role/import of all the physical and experiential developments that are necessary for personhood, not to mention what it is we actually value in people. You repeatedly miss the point
@kellyflute The argument from potential is just as idiotic as the one from existence. A potential person is not a person - the two don't have comperable values. It's like saying a bag of all-purpose flour in my cupboard amounts to a cordon bleu's gourmet pizza. It's asenine. You are totally failing to account for the role/import of all the physical and experiential developments that are necessary for personhood, not to mention what it is we actually value in people. You repeatedly miss the point
@Superlativesweetie Yes, there is a difference between the potential for something and what something already is, and I'm trying to say that you're treating the potential for 'personhood' like a person is an inanimate object. Do you really think that's all people are? Just something you can throw away if not wanted? It seems that you're looking at facts, and I'm looking at feelings. Both important things, but there are many things about people that have yet to be proven by facts.
@kellyflute I'm merely making an analogy to make a point, which is that a fetus is not a person in the same way that a bag of flour is not a pizza: there is more to a thing than the potential for it to exist, and rather than deal with the point I'm making you're just repeating yourself - and you sound retarded. Since we're just going around in circles because you're incapable of grasping the point, I think I'll cease here. Good luck with your brain - I hope it develops beyond the fetal stage.
@Superlativesweetie Ok, you're right about this argument just going in circles. Neither of us are convincing each other anything. But calling someone stupid does not help you make your point.
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@movelea I can't believe I actually have to explain this to you, but it appears that I do. Without the human race NO ONE WOULD EXIST! Not you, me, Jake, Amir, Streeter, fucking no one! I also laughed at you calling me the idiot seeing as you made two mistakes in one sentence and I haven't yet made one. I hope you get your dick shoved in an oven seeing as you can't be allowed to reproduce due too your incredible stupidity. Jesus Christ.
@WillySchneids One grammatical error. Good job, dip shit! You have found a MISTAKE. A mistake is common in the human race when one is so mad at the others ignorance that he may go blind. The truly funny thing is I made one mistake and I can point out more in yours. I'm sure your parents are so proud of you living in their basement, pointing out individual mistakes in peoples sentences. So go and masturbate with pride and smugness for pointing out my single mistake.
@WillySchneids Also, you forgot too capitalize "it's". Why you indented your comment I have no idea, maybe you were too busy eating your paint chips to pay attention to basic English. It would be "You, are in fact, wrong." You also cannot start a sentence with the word "but". Lastly, you put a space in between the last "t" in "statement" and the period. I win, bitch. Now go format your hard drive and walk off a cliff, moron.
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@movelea Well it appears there are twelve idiots just like you. Don't you get it? All other animals and plants harm the Earth in some way. Humans just do a lot more of it. Man, I hate you hippie shit fools. If you really think all humans should die, then why don't you get started by killing yourself?
@COMMANDERHAWK1 Because I can help change the world before I need to die. If you don't want to anything positive to offer the Earth =, then be my guest, just stay out of everyone else's way And have you considered for more than 2 seconds that you are wrong? Just wondering. The point is THAT humans do more of it, I'm not going to go out and kill everything to save everything, that wouldn't make sense. So get rid of the largest problem and then things get better. We are selfish, animals are not.
@movelea You are one person out of seven billion people. On one planet out of eight planets. In one star system out of one hundred billion star systems. In one galaxy out of hundreds of trillions of galaxies. In one universe out of a limitless number of universes. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW INSIGNIFICANT YOU ARE. NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER MATTER. It's fucking impossible too argue with people so stupid that they "know" they're right.
@COMMANDERHAWK1 I couldn't agree more. As I see it, you have implied that I should not even try to argue with you, and so I will not. It's not only me though who is insignifigant, and I don't argue that anything I do will ever matter. I simply feel that you are as insignifigant as I am and as the rest of humans are. Neither my attemts to change anything nor your attempts to stop me nor do the aspirations of anyone in this world matter. Also, just out of curiosity, what do you think "matters"?
@COMMANDERHAWK1 I couldn't agree more. As I see it, you have implied that I should not even try to argue with you, and so I will not. It's not only me though who is insignificant, and I don't argue that anything I do will ever matter. I simply feel that you are as insignificant as I am and as the rest of humans are. Neither my attempts to change anything nor your attempts to stop me nor do the aspirations of anyone in this world matter. Also, just out of curiosity, what do you think "matters"?
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DemonPossesser 14 hours ago
Somehow the ending was the saddest part... just when I thought it couldn't get worse XD
shoelace510 22 hours ago
did you know even if your considered sterile a guy can still have a kid? My friends daughters dad was told he was sterile and look there a little one year old running around now lol
mebeinme22 1 day ago
@mebeinme22 Then whoever told that guy he was sterile was probably a dumbass. If he was sterile he couldn't have children, if he had children he wasn't sterile regardless of what someone said.
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an abortion for your thoughts....
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Starting at 0:39 . that concept also works for religious people
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this has to be one of the funniest collegehumor videos ever.
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Ending on a high note there collegehumor
rikko338 1 month ago
this video is not good its sad for me at least with out my sister my life would suck
SuperMinecraftbuddie 1 month ago
why is sex always mans fault. e.i. the last bit of this sketch.
djx74 1 month ago
Y duz the black chick have to be ta 1 actually pregnant?
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Ok, one last CollegeHumor video for the night.. then some porn.
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GREAT IDEA! ok girls birthday you get her the always positive pregnancy test when it looks like a normal test im sooo evil...
Zac213Minecraft 1 month ago
It replaces hard to swallow truth to easy to swallow fiction? Is this a religion?
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Yeah, burning in hell is a pretty easy thing to swallow. lol
himl994 3 weeks ago
@himl994 Kinda isn't, that's why there are atheists :P
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At the end the man is holding a "#1 dad" mug. so sad
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Ahhh. So thats where they came up with the show on tv "I didnt know i was pregnant."
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I used to be a condom, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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- your father's condom failed
- your mother's abortion failed
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Wow… perfect satire. :)
Joebycool 3 months ago
But then the moms get all fucked up and the babies come out as like k fed or someshit
JimmyLawrenson 3 months ago
what if this was real the world would be a fucked up place
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@clowenout1 Already is, my friend....Already is.
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@clowenout1 it already is my friend, it already is...
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@clowenout1 Good thing the real world isn't a fucked up place now...haha...ha...heh....yaaaaaaay...
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holy shit that was depressing
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Seems sort of redundent...
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..This was kind of depressing XD!
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@Superlativesweetie This Thanksgiving, be thankful your mother didn't thi- I mean, "realize" you were a fetus...
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I love the mindset of this... if we lie to ourselves, it'll be okay!
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Hilarious video! :D But does anyone know what the song is in the background??? If u know, plz tell me! :)
AdGarUK 4 months ago
@kellyflute Surely you don't mean that existing is the criterion for personhood. All kinds of things exist and are not persons (or I owe the toilet an apology). It's similarly senseless to define a thing by describing a symptom of having it inside you. It's like describing a turkey dinner by explaining that you know you've got one inside you if you're bloated. Ridiculous. Pregnency signifies only a reproductive cocktail mixed in your nether regions; it is not indicative of morally relevant life.
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
@Superlativesweetie Ok, you're talking about inanimate objects. Life is valuable, and I don't know why you don't seem to think so.. Do you value your own life? Treat other people how you'd want them to treat you. Are you glad you're alive now and weren't aborted? Then why would you be FOR abortion? Back in the daus of slavery the only people that wanted slaves legal weren't slaves. And the only people that want abortion legal weren't aborted.
kellyflute 5 months ago
@kellyflute I am flabbergasted at your logical ineptitude. I half think you're joking. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised; a total lack of sensible reasoning is prerequisit to the view that something without a brain is a person, let alone one whose interests measure up to the interests of a grown woman with a years-long investment of life experiences.
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
@Superlativesweetie You know, calling someone an idiot doesn't help you win an argument, it just makes you look like the bad guy that no one wants to agree with. A fetus has the potential to be a person just like you and me. Don't take away that potential. That's selfish. If you find your own life valuable at all why do you find the the life of another of any less value than your own? I'd like an answer, not an insult, please.
kellyflute 5 months ago
@kellyflute The argument from potential is just as idiotic as the one from existence. A potential person is not a person - the two don't have comperable values. It's like saying a bag of all-purpose flour in my cupboard amounts to a cordon bleu's gourmet pizza. It's asenine. You are totally failing to account for the role/import of all the physical and experiential developments that are necessary for personhood, not to mention what it is we actually value in people. You repeatedly miss the point
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
@kellyflute The argument from potential is just as idiotic as the one from existence. A potential person is not a person - the two don't have comperable values. It's like saying a bag of all-purpose flour in my cupboard amounts to a cordon bleu's gourmet pizza. It's asenine. You are totally failing to account for the role/import of all the physical and experiential developments that are necessary for personhood, not to mention what it is we actually value in people. You repeatedly miss the point
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
@Superlativesweetie Yes, there is a difference between the potential for something and what something already is, and I'm trying to say that you're treating the potential for 'personhood' like a person is an inanimate object. Do you really think that's all people are? Just something you can throw away if not wanted? It seems that you're looking at facts, and I'm looking at feelings. Both important things, but there are many things about people that have yet to be proven by facts.
kellyflute 5 months ago
@kellyflute I'm merely making an analogy to make a point, which is that a fetus is not a person in the same way that a bag of flour is not a pizza: there is more to a thing than the potential for it to exist, and rather than deal with the point I'm making you're just repeating yourself - and you sound retarded. Since we're just going around in circles because you're incapable of grasping the point, I think I'll cease here. Good luck with your brain - I hope it develops beyond the fetal stage.
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
@Superlativesweetie Ok, you're right about this argument just going in circles. Neither of us are convincing each other anything. But calling someone stupid does not help you make your point.
kellyflute 5 months ago
@kellyflute It's not that people aren't valuable, it's that a fetus is not a person.
I will grant, however, that all the people who are for abortion were not themselves aborted, however far that gets you in your argument...
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TurkIrishgqc 6 months ago
the black lady was priceless
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ThomsonKolbsso 6 months ago
What the fuck is everybody spamming the comments with the Apple giveaway shit?!
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LealFrantzjuu 6 months ago
Funny video, but can someone please tell me the name of the song in the background. It's a really relaxing tune! :)
AdGarUK 6 months ago
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LealFrantzjuu 6 months ago
laugh out lout!
leshylovely 7 months ago
lol i like it were she like oh shit at the beginning
kungfudemoness 7 months ago
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FreelancerFlorida52 7 months ago
hahaha I love the old guy at the end
ZarasBones1 7 months ago
WAIT WAIT !!!! THE MAN HAS TO BE MAD BCUZ HE WONT HAVE SEX FOR 9 MONTHS BUT HE CAN COVER IT BY WATCHING PORN HEHEHEHEH
msilverm100 7 months ago
This video is in bad taste
dbzpro12 7 months ago
0:51 Doesn't she look kinda like Bree Essring?
iriszkovacs 7 months ago
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ToMochGmod 7 months ago 50
@ToMochGmod You forgot "1140 people [something negatively portrayed in the video]."
holadios08 7 months ago
@ToMochGmod Congratulations, you did absolutely nothing to change the way people will comment on this video.
Shuda7 7 months ago
@ToMochGmod ok this kind of comment has become said as much as thumbs up comments
IceyFlame500 7 months ago
Yea... I think he is still sterile.
jdognlog 7 months ago
Does this even actually work?
Portapotty98 7 months ago
ANPT: the next religious diety.
killer26x 7 months ago
why so many spam??
aslacuentayya 7 months ago
I'm pregnant wanna take my baby...
Boy7Krazy 7 months ago
LMAO
JBxDubz 7 months ago 24
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EvansonAnderson 8 months ago
Well, so much for comments...
Hot94Fuzz 8 months ago
tired of the old f- SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP
ForToday03 8 months ago
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karlypreskarixxj 8 months ago
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karlypreskarixxj 8 months ago
Maybe you should be having sex if you dont want a baby.........just saying.......
garrick987654321 8 months ago
@garrick987654321 Maybe you should be having gay sex :)
Superlativesweetie 5 months ago
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karlypreskarixxj 8 months ago
will hines is f@#$% hilarious in this!
mandoodlecomedy 8 months ago
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youneekk 8 months ago
@alesiabukovskydznb how do u text getapple to 41411
megie7888 8 months ago
...I just farted
slangshotstudios 8 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 that's the point, humansshould be eliminated, because they're all idiots. Case and point: you.
movelea 8 months ago
@movelea I can't believe I actually have to explain this to you, but it appears that I do. Without the human race NO ONE WOULD EXIST! Not you, me, Jake, Amir, Streeter, fucking no one! I also laughed at you calling me the idiot seeing as you made two mistakes in one sentence and I haven't yet made one. I hope you get your dick shoved in an oven seeing as you can't be allowed to reproduce due too your incredible stupidity. Jesus Christ.
COMMANDERHAWK1 8 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 made one, yet. *
aman692 8 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 it's ironic how you're telling him that he's stupid but you also made a grammar error.
You wrote "Jesus Christ." It is not a sentence due to the fact that it contains no verbs. You, in fact are wrong. But I agree with your statement .
WillySchneids 7 months ago
@WillySchneids One grammatical error. Good job, dip shit! You have found a MISTAKE. A mistake is common in the human race when one is so mad at the others ignorance that he may go blind. The truly funny thing is I made one mistake and I can point out more in yours. I'm sure your parents are so proud of you living in their basement, pointing out individual mistakes in peoples sentences. So go and masturbate with pride and smugness for pointing out my single mistake.
COMMANDERHAWK1 7 months ago
@WillySchneids Also, you forgot too capitalize "it's". Why you indented your comment I have no idea, maybe you were too busy eating your paint chips to pay attention to basic English. It would be "You, are in fact, wrong." You also cannot start a sentence with the word "but". Lastly, you put a space in between the last "t" in "statement" and the period. I win, bitch. Now go format your hard drive and walk off a cliff, moron.
COMMANDERHAWK1 7 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 I understand that already, obviously, and if you were not paying attention to my last comment I will now explain it to you: I t would be better if, and may I quote you here 'no ONE WOULD EXIST!" because of the stupid things we, all of us, even those at college humor do. On another note, I'd like to point out how apparently more people liked mt first coment than your comment where you called me a dumb ass. Also, you'll have alot of trouble trying to shove a girl's dick in an oven.
movelea 7 months ago
@movelea Well it appears there are twelve idiots just like you. Don't you get it? All other animals and plants harm the Earth in some way. Humans just do a lot more of it. Man, I hate you hippie shit fools. If you really think all humans should die, then why don't you get started by killing yourself?
COMMANDERHAWK1 7 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 Because I can help change the world before I need to die. If you don't want to anything positive to offer the Earth =, then be my guest, just stay out of everyone else's way And have you considered for more than 2 seconds that you are wrong? Just wondering. The point is THAT humans do more of it, I'm not going to go out and kill everything to save everything, that wouldn't make sense. So get rid of the largest problem and then things get better. We are selfish, animals are not.
movelea 7 months ago
@movelea You are one person out of seven billion people. On one planet out of eight planets. In one star system out of one hundred billion star systems. In one galaxy out of hundreds of trillions of galaxies. In one universe out of a limitless number of universes. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW INSIGNIFICANT YOU ARE. NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER MATTER. It's fucking impossible too argue with people so stupid that they "know" they're right.
COMMANDERHAWK1 7 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 I couldn't agree more. As I see it, you have implied that I should not even try to argue with you, and so I will not. It's not only me though who is insignifigant, and I don't argue that anything I do will ever matter. I simply feel that you are as insignifigant as I am and as the rest of humans are. Neither my attemts to change anything nor your attempts to stop me nor do the aspirations of anyone in this world matter. Also, just out of curiosity, what do you think "matters"?
movelea 6 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 I couldn't agree more. As I see it, you have implied that I should not even try to argue with you, and so I will not. It's not only me though who is insignificant, and I don't argue that anything I do will ever matter. I simply feel that you are as insignificant as I am and as the rest of humans are. Neither my attempts to change anything nor your attempts to stop me nor do the aspirations of anyone in this world matter. Also, just out of curiosity, what do you think "matters"?
movelea 6 months ago
@COMMANDERHAWK1 Please check your inbox, I asked you a question
movelea 6 months ago
if you guys didn't know i was talking about the idiots trying to sell apple products.
ciscop2000 8 months ago
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ciscop2000 8 months ago
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ciscop2000 8 months ago
@pamulaquillerbqaf No it's not. Stop spamming. People know it's spam, and will flag it. Nobody believes you. Stop it.
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failtropolis 8 months ago 8
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I know someone that would like that. want to meet them :)
cixlo 6 months ago
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ciscop2000 8 months ago
THIS VIDEO IS NOT SPONSERED BY APPLE. SO SHUTUP AND STOP SPAMMING
HaynGamer808 8 months ago
" We got nothing to worry about " LMAO!
amory1000 8 months ago