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There's actually another word for not liking your own race. it's not racist, although it techincally is still, but I fogot what it was.
I remember seeing an episode once on Dr. Phil, and there was a black lady who hated black people, so she would only allow her kids to hang out with white kids.
if u cant fucking sing give someone talented a chance..but this is what makes american idol so special and u gotta giv em props for being retarded on tv
I'd go there just to piss them off, stand there and when they'd be like ''You can start..'' I'd be like ''Well I already started, don't you think I'm pretty ?! ISN'T MY SILENT SONG RELAXING ?!'' xD
simon cowell is a fucking badass he is the only judge to tell somone i like it or i fucking hated the get the hell out. and ppl hate him because they cant realize that if someone sucks at singing u shouldnt give them hope by saying something comforting. if they suck they suck
I just don't get these people...have they never heard themselves sing? don't they have friends who tell them "hey you sing like crap"??? That chick at the end was seriously surprised that she was crap I mean wtf! NO WTF??!! and it happens every fuckin year.
to me this show is fake, because there's no way that those people can think they can actually sing.... seems like they were paid to go on, for the ratings
Are these people serious? I am honestly starting to believe that they pay them to make fools of themselves. I don't think anyone can be that stupid. I mean if I sounded that bad, I wouldn't dare audition.
I was under the impression they put some of the bad people through intentionally to add a some comedy....what's unfortunate is there are a handful of these people who really think they sound good and it's unfortunate for those people to have to endure Simon's wrath :-)
*pulls out the bottle the last chick is in* *ataches it to a cinder-block* *throws in the deepest treanch in the world* *throws bottle-eating-sea-monster in trench*
Sometimes I feel sorry for the jury that has to listen to those monstrosities. I'm not saying I have a good voice but... argh. I'm glad my work doesn't have very good speakers, otherwise the glass facade wouldn't have any windows left here. *removes plugs from ears*
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"Silent Night.... I said a Silent Night." hahahahaha!!!!
MyEmoRubberDuckie 11 months ago
better than justin bieber
waldner97 11 months ago
I can't believe some people actually think they're good at singing.
MrJeffBauman 1 year ago
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nscheezitpiehole078 1 year ago
didnt #2 come back in season 7 or 8
barkleysound 1 year ago
oh my...... they all need to just shut up....
silversunned 1 year ago
0:01 That's the whole package?
AutoJew 1 year ago 3
"Imma Genie in a Bottle, you gotta rub me the right way."
*Paula starts rubbing Simon* XD
Cooliespy345 1 year ago
paula is like 99% plastic the rest human
she moves like a badly oiled robot
SEECH7 1 year ago
paula is like 99% plastic the rest human
she moves like a badly oiled robot
SEECH7 1 year ago
Looks like a fake.. Just a show.. Business..
nSideLv 1 year ago
si-a-lent night i said a- si-a-lent night. wtf.....
twilightfeen22 1 year ago
Simons hair looks so odd!
Fula101 1 year ago
LMFAO!! "Silent...I said a silent night". (:
amillionlittlepeices 1 year ago
Derek is fail... I thought I was monotonic lol.
LamentedxSoul 1 year ago
silent night i said a silent night
LMFAO!!
x09Ashley90x 1 year ago
gosh can these ppl hear?
smoothmoves97 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha wtf is all i can say.. but i did love the silent night..i said a sigh a lunt night hahaha
hopedplummer 2 years ago 4
'Baby there's no price to pay, im a Genie in a bottle, gotta wrap me in the right way if you wanna be with Meeeyeeeeeee (screeching voice)
Koolk951 2 years ago
1 wasnt actually that bad, it was pretty shitty but bad enough to be first imo anyway
sheptropremix 2 years ago
i feel sorry for the 1 girl in the vid her mom should of been honest from the start
lindsayisokool 2 years ago 5
silent night i said a silent night lol wtf
713TexanVet 2 years ago 5
music industry is full of clowns...
VendPrekmurec 2 years ago
...I said a silent night....
LMFAO.
Mira4ever 2 years ago 10
5 and 1 didnt sound soooo bad... I mean we have heard worse like Isadora Furman :S
Justme93PCD 2 years ago
#3 sounded like he was about to slit his wrists after the audtions xD
kiaralouis 2 years ago
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#4 ... fucking white people i swear!
Nil8Z 2 years ago
thats racist
Justme93PCD 2 years ago
Im white dumbass
Nil8Z 2 years ago
so?? It´s still racist
Justme93PCD 2 years ago
There's actually another word for not liking your own race. it's not racist, although it techincally is still, but I fogot what it was.
I remember seeing an episode once on Dr. Phil, and there was a black lady who hated black people, so she would only allow her kids to hang out with white kids.
malkrow21 2 years ago
I'm white and that's hilarious.
PRIMAL88 2 years ago
#2 was the worst of all time!
stellaluna4u2 2 years ago
1:38 paula looks like M.Jackson :O
4unt3d 2 years ago
LOLOL, true :P
funkadelicfruits 2 years ago
Number 4 reminds me of fucking Micheal Cera. lmao xD
24France 2 years ago 5
if u cant fucking sing give someone talented a chance..but this is what makes american idol so special and u gotta giv em props for being retarded on tv
FreshtoDeath90 2 years ago
#3 was for sure, worse than all the others
TheGoofyKidBand 2 years ago
funny ending
neglister 2 years ago
O man. My cat ran away from the computer at # 2. Wonder y.
Emberelle55 2 years ago 8
I'd go there just to piss them off, stand there and when they'd be like ''You can start..'' I'd be like ''Well I already started, don't you think I'm pretty ?! ISN'T MY SILENT SONG RELAXING ?!'' xD
KimySan 2 years ago
sigh-yalent night......sigh-yalent night
specifictender 2 years ago 4
I think number 5 and her hillbilly looking mom are kidding themselves if they think she has the "whole package". She has NO part of the package.
TheFunnelweb 2 years ago 6
i see the 1 is MTV lol in parents control
Kazam2009able 2 years ago
number 2 sounds like she's crying..
tashybear07 2 years ago 4
did the first one said i dont like the clock lol?>
Runandescape1 2 years ago
"Si-a-lent night.....i said a si-a-lent night..."
nobodycares456 2 years ago 50
haha i know its hilarious
ChantalKatherineShow 2 years ago
number 4.... napolean dynominte.
farmerblaine 2 years ago 3
number
theabyscalls 2 years ago
Anyone that says Simone is an asshole has never had to sit thru acts like these for hours and hours!
ghostfraud 2 years ago 37
simon cowell is a fucking badass he is the only judge to tell somone i like it or i fucking hated the get the hell out. and ppl hate him because they cant realize that if someone sucks at singing u shouldnt give them hope by saying something comforting. if they suck they suck
assassin7999 2 years ago 3
Thats why I would never go on the show!
ghostfraud 2 years ago 2
silent night ...
gaga2bechillin 2 years ago
I said a silent night.
sarahice 2 years ago 5
Oh My God
MadBlythe 2 years ago
I agree 200%
lazimofo90 2 years ago
the worst wasnt actually the worst..number 3 was worst.he didnt even try , at least she tried.
lazimofo90 2 years ago
I just don't get these people...have they never heard themselves sing? don't they have friends who tell them "hey you sing like crap"??? That chick at the end was seriously surprised that she was crap I mean wtf! NO WTF??!! and it happens every fuckin year.
eurosa2009 2 years ago
I think my ears just threw up a little bit.
siriuslybloo 2 years ago 8
I think Jennifer is should be 4th place and Derick should be 1st.(my opinion)
LieNat7 2 years ago
lol "thank you!"
DaHandDatFeeds 2 years ago
the 2nd guy is crazy and the 3rd guy say horrible.
futuredoc1988 2 years ago
saaaaaaaaaayelent night I SAID saaaayelent night lol
Alyaziah 2 years ago 6
siiiilllleeeent night
i said
siiiileeent night -- that guy is the all time best!
marlonaragorn 2 years ago 6
extraordinarily bad
i9smae3l 2 years ago
lol
dhelahood 2 years ago
haha
gabrielstangel 2 years ago
This stuff never gets old
chun2005 2 years ago 5
i watch this everyday.
it makes me feel better about myself..
poor people.
greenpeace622 2 years ago 7
gichi gichi ya ya tata moca chocka lata ... rofl LOLZ!!!!XD
#2 ftw
p2pjoe 2 years ago 3
THEY R GREAT
XxXBroncosxXx 2 years ago
awe. poor people.. too bad! haha
Santanna321 2 years ago
''She really got the whole package'' where I didnt see it at all
leon6266 2 years ago
shi sound laike paula abdul in 1973 shi is
chincanca 2 years ago
yea no one has the whole package. these guys are awesome. Im sure that pula is realy Michael Jackson
txroyscock 2 years ago
the derek... what was he thinking?!!!
gnohhnyuh 2 years ago 3
#2 Derek FTW.
luckyvet 2 years ago 4
to me this show is fake, because there's no way that those people can think they can actually sing.... seems like they were paid to go on, for the ratings
nicoleayanna 2 years ago
Some people are really diluted.
Leehofooks 2 years ago
I think you mean DELUDED, lol. "Diluted" means "watered down".
TheFunnelweb 2 years ago
Haha I had to reread that.. How the hell did I get that one wrong?
It was a few months ago... maybe I was drunk.
Leehofooks 2 years ago
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME THE LYRICS TO THE GUY IN NUMBER 4(DERICK's) song. or at least the last line of it, cause im tryna prove a point.
Ohmarah 2 years ago
I love the christmas-carol-singing guy! Siii-hiiii-lent night, I said-ah siii-hiii-lent night!
anjajune 3 years ago
if number 4 would ever hold me in his dreams Ill jump from a window
AnnaSargsyan 3 years ago 7
OMG NUMBER 2 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
happygirl189 3 years ago 7
has the #1 worst ever heard herself sing?
fdapproved16 3 years ago 3
lmao
StarsandHouseboats 3 years ago 2
haahhahaaaaa
TripelL15 3 years ago 2
fuck all these losers
davykrump29 3 years ago
is it legal to put certain ppl to sleep? ahahaha
sweetawsomeguy 3 years ago 5
wow
KitKatInStar 3 years ago 3
wow, but I don't feel bad for any of them..
newalanlin1084 3 years ago
I, like Natalie...am embarrassed to say I am from Texas! lol
bellabiewers 3 years ago
dont get how they dont hear themself and that they cant sing for 3 cents haha
sindreforfaen 3 years ago
Sialent night, i said a sialent night..
RatherGoRaptor 3 years ago 6
lmfaooooooo creole lady marmalade!
watch me sing Jennifer Hudsons/Dreamgirls One Night Only
JAMIEGLAMB 3 years ago
dont these people have friends to tell themm... THEY CANT SING!
IggyMaster117 3 years ago
Simon is a cruel prick, but these people should know better. They are horrible!
erosr1 3 years ago
Are these people serious? I am honestly starting to believe that they pay them to make fools of themselves. I don't think anyone can be that stupid. I mean if I sounded that bad, I wouldn't dare audition.
erosr1 3 years ago
I was under the impression they put some of the bad people through intentionally to add a some comedy....what's unfortunate is there are a handful of these people who really think they sound good and it's unfortunate for those people to have to endure Simon's wrath :-)
masserae 3 years ago
# 2 was HILARIOS
gmsison7 3 years ago
that first bitch sounded like a female hung
LMAO
writertrump 3 years ago
"siiiilent night... i said a siiilent night."
LMAO
mrsgeeway80 3 years ago 6
Derek sounds like he's either stupid, on drugs, or both...
Shredderific 3 years ago
5. ah ah
4. new .....new kids on the block. grrrrrr
3. silence please. He will sleep... zzzz zzzz
2. Chocolate......ok¿?¿
1.auxh!!
buskdor007 3 years ago
"I said a silent night" BAHAHAH
BaptistGirl14 3 years ago 2
rofl at number 4 he look just like jamie kennedy from malibu's most wanted
tninsac 3 years ago
1st=lol you suck
2nd=wtf
3rd=wow just......wow
4th=0_0
sth= SHUT THE FUCKING FUCKY FUCK UP!!!!
oh604 3 years ago
I love Derrick, i almost peed!!!!
VanessaHudgensLover2 3 years ago
goose flesh
emingzhu 3 years ago
Derrick.
Wow.
invshika 3 years ago
omg 1:43 so funny when pula and randy did that too
Othq8 3 years ago
OMG! my dog actually started barkin when the 4th lady tried to hit dat note
reshea97 3 years ago
Are these people SERIOUS?
jaxkipi 3 years ago 3
Derrick is the BEST
andromedamagic 3 years ago 2
wanna listen to the chorus?? LOL
ascortjkk 3 years ago 2
What the FUCK
cwood4ever 3 years ago 2
*pulls out the bottle the last chick is in* *ataches it to a cinder-block* *throws in the deepest treanch in the world* *throws bottle-eating-sea-monster in trench*
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shake912 3 years ago 5
syaaaa-lent night ...
i said a syyyaaaalent night ...
nini520207 3 years ago 2
how can they think that they are actually good? its almost sad...I kinda feel sorry for them
alexairsofter 3 years ago
lol
turtwig213 3 years ago
haha, but if you this was bad, see Kanye West singing Love Lockdown on SNL. He actually gets paid to sing.
timbo1515rt 3 years ago
#2 didnt know the words!!!
jesshunnii 3 years ago
Wow.... these are so bad... jesus
crapcrap86 3 years ago
the second dude looks like a guy i know XD
summermusicsoulchild 3 years ago
the darek was the funniest by far
kabito415 3 years ago 2
lol i know
deathtoy101 3 years ago
that was extrodinary! thx:D
EXTRORDINARILY BAD!:D
OUCH! :O
taylor648 3 years ago 3
she got burned so damn hard lol
bigfuzzykitty111 3 years ago
lmfao i know XD
LumberjackQueen 3 years ago
the lady who said lady marmolade she reminded me of britney spears in meet the spartans
Koala73966 3 years ago
mocha chocha yayayyayayaya
linkinparkfan2313 3 years ago 2
i like #4
packerfreak88 3 years ago
"I said a siiiyalent niiiight?"Oh hell naw, I feel all depressed now.
Fellasluvme2 3 years ago 6
THE DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!! should have won that one.
troyj81 3 years ago 2
hahahahahah rofl nah man you guys should see the like a virgin one worst one of all
Masoukishin 3 years ago
is that eminem?
mrslickfifty 3 years ago
Sometimes I feel sorry for the jury that has to listen to those monstrosities. I'm not saying I have a good voice but... argh. I'm glad my work doesn't have very good speakers, otherwise the glass facade wouldn't have any windows left here. *removes plugs from ears*
BarneySaysHi 3 years ago
lets just boogie woogie Uhh Uhh...
YOU HURT AS FUCK!!!!
Isreal4realz 3 years ago
hehe.. i didn't know the word 'silent' was spelt with an "A"..
Reignsi 3 years ago
silent night...i said silant night lol wtf? thats like some thing yer music teacher makes yer sing in detention hahahahahahahahahhahha
fuckingsniffglue 3 years ago
Extraordinary, I was about to say. Nice....
Firebomb87 3 years ago
2 needs to take french
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smithy1221 3 years ago
i think #2 was the worse lol
SKC7264 3 years ago
#4 Derek was fricken hilarious!!!!
711exile 3 years ago
I allways tought that i cannt sing for shit but those people makes me sound like fucking bolton
Realityshock101 3 years ago
Funny.... the last one gets all happy when she thinks simon liked it.
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cm0011 3 years ago
number 3!!!!!! haha "silent night i said a silent night"
ElaineLovesDavidA 3 years ago
LOL! That is one of my favorite auditions ever! Silent night...I said silent night...
kellyelvis24 3 years ago
At 2:00-2:01.. that pose that she does is hilarious... And when Simon says that was "Extraordinary," she says, "Thanks".... Lol, lol...
Gatz037 3 years ago
lmfaoo, DEREK!
jaylaferg 3 years ago
Derek Stillings so funny
ashleytisdalerox02 3 years ago
I LOVE the second guy #4 Derek !!!!!!!!!!!!
Silent night guy is kind of funny.
sportystar02 3 years ago
if i was there i and after the first 3 seconds of #4 and #%... i would say"stop and get the f*** out,"
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jackass739 3 years ago
Oh my gawd.
kenzdalla 3 years ago 3
hahaha i have a feeling derek is a freakin child molester!
fashionitgirl 3 years ago
OUCH i say!
motherearthdreamer 3 years ago
tone deaf
justindude40 3 years ago 2
lmfaoooo
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MindBloodandDark 3 years ago
lol #4 should have been last......but idk....#5 is pretty bad too.....
gurlygurl098 3 years ago
please put a corck in number 2's mouth, damn
chisangaevelyn 3 years ago
#3 puts that song to shame!
riotracer 3 years ago 2
lmfaoooooo at the end should see the look on her face when he says extraordinary bad lmfaoooooooooo
zovaishar 3 years ago
omg 4 and 1,2
hugskises 3 years ago
"Sialent night! I said-a sialent night!" Boy, that was great. They should have shown more of his audition, though. He did that more!
That one girl's "French" is hilarious! I love it when the person sings and the panel is left speechless. God, it's so funny!
-DisasCatas
CatastrophicDisaster 3 years ago