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  • what about a Cartwheel double full D: ??

  • the b-moviest b-movie ever, it expresses all my b-feeling.

  • tidy film but wtf was ray winston?

  • Too many front and backflips, LOL. But still love Chris :)

  • this is an art house treasure....reminds me of "waiting for godot" ....it's so bad it must be brilliant....if you search around long enough you may be able to connect sartre and camus with this crap....i intend to recommend it to everyone i dislike.......

  • in this film people don't walk; they frontflip

  • i had to watch this for school i gotta say its nothing like the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna fail the BEOWULF TEST!!!!

  • @LexiePoohBear1 oh crap...

  • he did it all for the nookie

  • WTF???

  • I was entertained, Thanks for posting it :-)

  • the other beowulf has a better fight scene for this section

  • what a stupid B movie

  • How many flips did this many do in the movie???? Omg

  • The coolest movie to show your kid

  • gas pipes in a castle...

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  • totall waste of timeeeeeee...........rubbish

  • Quick, pull the clutch on your sword and put it in 2nd!

  • in my opinion the storyline was crap but the stunts were ftw! much better than the new one

  • If people stopped watching this shite perhaps they'd stop making this shite!

  • Couldn't,..stop,..watching,...­cheesy,...movie!

  • although cheesey, it was really good.

  • wtf is this shit??????

  • THATS RAIDEN FROM THE FIRST MORTAL KOMBAT MOVIE

    this looks like it sucked

  • Why walk or run when you can use useless summersaults  to get where you're going,lmfao

  • The music at 3:31 is awesome!

  • Many thx for that nostalgia.

    Now I'll made a 1/6 figure of THAT Beowulf!

  • Suuueeeeet!!!!!!!

  • 0:27 fucking hot

  • I like movie about space man.

  • who the fck this dude thinks he is the white version of BLADE!!! lmao

  • They don't make comedies like this any more :(

    Thanks!

  • How come they had electricity for the tannoy, but used candles for light???

  • This has the acting and effects of a high budget porn movie but without the sex. Hilarious!

  • theres always thoughs certain movies where they do flip for no real reason

  • dude what hapend to the siege party

  • @rx882

    They dispersed after they saw Beowulf had cut off Grendals arm in part 7

  • Hold on exacly were in the book did that happen

  • haha this movie is ultimate camp. lambert is one hell of a hyper gymnast in this movie!

  • WTF!

    it wasted my one hour, Rubbish Movie. My message to Others. Don't watch this movie, it's rubbish, no salt and sugar in it.

  • @want2gainmore if you want to make a point for ppl to not watch this, it failed b/c your comment is at the end

  • @want2gainmore

    None-hollywood films are great.

    Watch this movie and enjoy a brilliant B movie :)

  • wow

  • I switched off the sound and it made no difference!!!

  • Learnt from this movie: If you have a ledge you can easily scale by jumping, screw jumping and flip it!

  • i can't remmeber i saw angelina julie in whole the parts!!!

    wow

  • @63princesslove You do understand that it's not Angelina Julie it is Rhona Mitra

  • Ways to describe this movie:

    1. Ridiculous weapons.

    2. Awkwardly mismatched acting / dialogue

    3. Gratuitous frontflips, backflips, and probably other kinds of flips too.

    4. Christopher Lambert trying to look cool but ending up looking crosseyed.

    5. Christopher Lambert getting knocked long distances across rooms.

    6. Mediocre Techno soundtrack.

    7. Incomprehensible story universe (elements of mythology, fantasy, technology)

    8. In spite of all these things, still enjoyable to watch.

  • Agree, they didn't explain the story and they didnt lokated the in the place or time, that should make the movie horrible, but still its engjoyable like you sayd

  • Well...I can say, the flips are cool...xD, and Cristopher Lambert is a handsome guy...but...I still miss the good ol' 90's Retro feeling :-)

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  • Well somehow I don't see The Prodigy as mediocre techno nor Fear Factory, Junkie XL or Anthrax as well. But that is just me. :)

  • @MathOnNapkins wtf...they did explayin te mother fucker storie

  • @MathOnNapkins Agreed, to the max, there were more flips then dialogue

  • @MathOnNapkins So it's So Bad It's Good?

  • @Nettacki: Ya damn right. :) I bought this movie for my brother a few years ago. I was quite sad to learn that he had lost it.

  • @MathOnNapkins i know lol, he reminds me of dante from devil may cry, but if it were to take place in the dark ages

  • @MathOnNapkins

    there is no other way in which this movie could have been analized any better! ;)

    except i would have put point 4 with christopher lambert on 1st place.

    his wannabe-cool face, the awkwerd voice and the acting just hits the top of embarassing ^^

  • @MathOnNapkins I want sex with you in my crevice love lace place. Hurt me?

  • Lol. Proly.

  • @MathOnNapkins Hey can't forget lambert was in mortal combat and the highlanders,

    so it's only proper to say those things. lol.

  • this was the best beowulf i love rhona mitra

  • Chuck Norris is scared of Christohper Labert.

  • lol, nice upload man, its like devilmay cry and beowulf smashed together.

  • wow this is some serious acting!:D especially i enjoyed the end! just lost her father and more or less brother and laughs again seconds later!:)

  • what a cheesy and OTT film - I love it! lol

  • where is the dragon???!!!

    this movie would be perfect wit dragon

  • haha burn bitch burn >:)

  • thus is awsimm

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