Stuff that Microsoft Sam can't say

[CorneliaDzy]

His voice is killing me :DDD Electronic cock :DD

[callmeFlly]

they need to put microsoft sam's voice into windows 7, it sucks how they stopped it in XP

[HomerSETH9]

ởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởởở­ởở

[TehMarioFan64]

Make him say Phở then he says "Bitch"!! xDD

[skillmyster666]

lololololololololololol

[RunnieGame]

LMAO as always XD

[NyanAngel]

1:54

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rscricca]

@NyanAngel 1/10

[arcamo1000]

thumps up if you heard this in arby n the chief

[GrobZombie]

You should hear how he says "sinusoidal"

[partyserver]

micrasoft sam is sucuidal

[Wjboyz]

i find this disturbing when i masturbate on porn site....

[chaospad]

Fuckin wasteman sam!!!

[Rokulda]

Crotch and bling are fixed but wasteman is wostmen

[0XAciDRaiNX0]

lol chief

[prototron1000]

Turn on captions, LOL

[s6191]

Type in dildo, he will say dayeldo.

[GoTreyarch4]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[Claus939]

Make him say "dododododododododo" lol

[LilProveInn]

make Sam say: "hahahahahha, funny shit bro, funny shit".

He say "boroooh". LOL

[tiskk]

Roflmao, I died laughing!

[speck6302]

omg that is so dang funny rotflmao

[xxxxBunnyraptorxxxx]

He can't say my name...

[TheBloxman]

you have to give this computer programme some respect, its very old

[RolfeynatoR]

Lol xD

You may laugh now..

But some day i will stick my virtualelectric cock up your ass

XD

[Giradox]

Hahahaha

[IhearaHunter117]

MAKE HIM SAY PED OVER AND OVER AT NORMAL SPEED ITS HILARIOUS

[Stealez4ever]

ARBY N THE CHIEF

[ziming45]

LOL turn on captions and watch youtube fail at translating it

[boxedpain]

HAHA

[fliptheegg]

No, microsoft should NOT make an updated version. noone has EVER used sam fos serious purposes.

[YoshiPeteyFav]

I JUST FIGURED OUT ANOTHER WORD HE CANT SAY!!! its cartradge

[daoneandonlyX912]

masterchief XD

[carmanino]

@daoneandonlyX912 that was in a video made by machima

[sharks445]

Microsoft SAM cant say "ch". Instead he will say chapter.

[geezer6970]

Type SOY into old school microsoft sam. It will sound like Satan's leaving your speakers.

[Falloutfan961]

ummm did he just threaten to rape us? *FLIPS HIM THE BIRD*

[tolmulest]

oh yeah !!!! iw il kick you fu***** as*

[93pavlaka]

I AM SINGLE? I QUOTE?

[perfecttomato14]

Who plays the voice of Microsoft SAM?

[douro20]

scsi

[henkdevries111]

lool xD

[Cyworldabcd]

0:38 lol

[mAwdedMetalGear]

arby n the chief :)



[bboyafro1]

omg its Stephen hawking

[4131025]

i founded that new update fixed this

[4131025]

i dont understand this is 18+

[Griesmayer]

1:17 made me laugh so hard lol

[V3SGO2011]

THE MOTHERFUCKER ANNOY ME EVERYWHERE, SHUT THE FUCK UP MS

[Rpoman2009]

XD hahahahahahahahahaha!

[RibAnimation]

when i type in wasteman he says WOSTMAN

[lavalizard3]

Now wastman is my new word for dumbass.

[TheSlipperyTarget]

He has Master Chief's attitude...if you get what I mean.

[Peskyleo1]

@TheSlipperyTarget

what do you mean by master chief attitude?

[lolmaster111222]

microsoft sam is smarter then you....

[TheHellbino]

xD I laughed hard at the end

[Kyrelu]

I died with laughter specially at the end

[Queenofawesome25]

HOW FAWKING DOMB AM I? SQUARE BRACKET RIGHT SQUARE BRACKET...

[lizardgizzard108]

about ninety miles from left sqare bracket rates where brad pitt too little demand resigned.

[FuturePilotGrrrl]

Lol

[MysticKirby64]

Sam: "Sorry, I like to say things as they exactly are, LOL"

Captions: "Sorry I like to say things exactly as they are LOL"

[stickmaster3001]

ARGHHHH IM SCARD NOW

[reginax10]

lmaooo this and your language video are hilarrious!!

[reginax10]

@Mathonomuse yeah it is..im sure you dont get more :S

[ToHellWithIt20]

he also cant say "ch"

[Truseneye92]

@Mathonomuse It was at the time haha

[Seanlightning400]

@Seanlightning400 lol

[BobbleheadLuck]

omg i how do download this lol!

[CanadianDH]

if you manifest [][][][][][][] you'll enjoy hours of pissing off your friends! :D

[adliikhwan280]

if u make him say IOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOI­IOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOI­IOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOIIOI

Wait for a few seconds then it sounds like

Mango Juice

[craterface12]

WTF!

[sockeron]

make him say: my roflcopter goes soy soy soy soy and aye i i aye aye aye i i i aye i aye aye i aye you'll laugh your dick off

[vadont]

B L ING not B LING

[Alegiance]

TR0L0L0L0L

[KittyLue]

lol they did make updated computer voices, but they aren't as funny sounding. have u ever heard a vista computer voice? x3 they only sound funny if they r fast tho :P thats why i have microsoft sam :D

[brentbattle]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAH­A... i subbed

[haffedaffe]

i laughed so hard in the end XD

[theagilenewb]

0:59 i am single quote single quote 3 pounds?

[JASONTHOMASish]

how do you do that

[SuperCrazyKillah]

sam says roflcopter like roflcockter. :D

[Daisukae]

YOYU FUCKING WASTMAN!!!

[manateeman1]

XD the ending was hilarious

[grindfanboy]

if you type in youtube he'll say "yowdub"

[jason994]

112 people got raped by microsoft sam

[gustibiri24]

That was fantastic.

[alywolf26]

Fucking hilarious

[Sonic222333]

"How fucking dumb am i?" XD

[eiffelTowerMan]

222 222 views

[traxxasfan321]

o.0

[khalisonn]

thumbs up if microsoft sam should be master chief

[noahjohn97]

I have microsoft sam on my computer and it is such a boring voice cuz no matter what you type in the voice uses no expression

[JFCSStudios]

lol i was laughing the whole time

[WeArePants]

He also can't say "achoo". It sounds like "akoo".

[noahjohn97]

@WeArePants also if you type in i l it sounds like its saying Idaho

[kfieber1996]

Lololololololol how did you find those words

[IlersichProductions]

He was updated. It's called Microsoft Anna.

[yankovic1234]

creepy

[WeArePants]

He also can't say "pow" on fast.

[denvertr5]

lol this video made me laugh so hard i couldn't breath.....u gay wastman :P lol

[Pl0xInsertNameHere]

i cant listen to this without thinking of master chief

[RaymanandRazorbeard]

I have fun with this guy in computer lab making him say “SOI” too bad i got Vista Basic:( Need Prenium and SAM!

[TutNuke]

i came :')

You may laugh now , but one day i will and stick my virtual electronic cock up your ass and make you cry , so watch out

[the747videoer]

also microsoft sam cant say hola he says it like hole-a

[trainsanddominoes4]

this is halliarias

[acmelder]

i almost didnt laugh..(untill the end)

[DarkgaryKnight0909]

Hey says "fried chicken" like "friday chicken". Thumbs if you tried it.

[B0B2010]

if you put "get ME" then he will say it weird...

[busdriver153]

ok sam, i will watch out!!!

[PokemonMasato]

To make him say Wasteman, Say Waistman.

[DjRadioIbles]

Type in 5Q and then set it to say it fast but not too fast.

[dametarobinson]

ahhhhhhhhhh, this is a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toadette11]

LoL 1:22

[drugonam]

L O L!

[HCECorporal]

Everyone hears the sound - recorded from a phone. Get Speakonia® and save some .wav files to get great sound!

[hydrofax]

If u thought this was funi, u havnt seen master cheef yet!!! Watch master chief suks at halo 3 or arby n the chief vids! Seriously

[2coolsaif]

@hydrofax exaclty arby n chief rocks

Chief as MS Sam

Arby as MS Mike

[windows7ultimate]

When I type in wasteman, microsoft sam says wastman.

[masterofre51]

1:14 i fuckin lol'd so hard

[bigboy45454545]

And we all thought Stephen Hawking was smart.

[skatardrummer]

Guess this pretty much answers our project on how one would pronounce emoticons if they were to become part of the English language

[dmazar1]

just go to Control Pnael > Speech and thats it

so funny

[FantasmaBAnco]

The way he says "fucking" reminds me of an Italian friend of mine : )

[liamzuid]

How do you put this guy on?

[o0PaulMusic0o]

LOL I am Microsoft Sam i have a virtual penis lol

[XBoyZontherun]

LOL @ ending xD

[glitchman161]

'One day, I will stick my virtual electronic cock up your ass" ROFL!!!

[Milby9]

lol i cant watch this without seeing master cheif do it

[ChokolateMuffinMuhah]

The ending waw awesome!xD.

[killergmachine]

LMAO ROFL LOL LMFAO

SO FUNNY

[1Alino]

hahahahahahaha i laughed my ass out GOD! this is perfect :D good job

[bettybangs]

OMG, I have never laughed this hard in a long time.

[stefanovic45]

holy shit i had tears from laughing

[djthalie]

El Oh El.....

[woojellyboy12]

mastur ch33f

[VicTheMouth]

Microsoft sam may have some flaws, but without him the roflcopter wouldn't exist. Remember that fact before you hate on sam.

[Truseneye92]

@VicTheMouth I know, I don't really hate him, I was just joking around :) thanks to his voice combined with my typing, my video has 195,000 veiws :D BTW thanks everyone for all the positive feedback and ratings, remember to check out the other 3 sequels to this vid :)

[VicTheMouth]

@Truseneye92 That was mostly directed at everyone else, there are some pretty harsh comments on here about that.  And thanks

[duhdumde]

@VicTheMouth Thats not true at all. Roflcopter was invented by a Blizzard moderator.

[VicTheMouth]

@duhdumde I honestly had no idea, but you still have to admit his soi sound defines the current roflcopter.

[VicTheMouth]

Microsoft can't say youtube as one word either. He says it like yow tube

[luigiy1]

lmfao lmafo lmafo

[zap785]

where do i download this?

[kn1b1s95]

Sam for president

[BartolomeFilms17]

How ican make this for my videos

[MrImaperson]

lol the end is friggin funny

[BWRFUCKA]

lol

[Hawkfire44]

microsoft sam sucks compared to Alex (mac's BETTER version)

[TheICEMAN14596]

He cant say have either he says fag instead.

[linkinparklyrics1]

it sounds like justin beiber

[krackenzap]

@linkinparklyrics1 microsoft sam can eat him and still be hungry...

[JamieAndCaelan]

LMFAO, I just weed a bit!

[TheKingAreMe]

where do u download this

[gogolplex74]

Turn on CC i lolled myself :D

[MegaTyop]

LOLOLOL "how fucking dumb am i"

[vXFOAMYXv]

3 pounds 4 dollars lmao

[DarkLegacy147]

lolz

[BroadcastFlims]

Where can I download this thing?

[Rsnoobvid]

OMGG I JIZZED IN MY PANTS IM FUCKING SERIOUS

[stevocooldude]

LOL! Wastman!! Bling!!

[liljosh598]

say crotch like crottch

[1337h4XXXor]

lol microsoft sam s voice is funny and he is always serious when saying stupid things

[th3dude00]

1:04 sorry i like to say things as they exactly are

[mircwar2]

write the word soi

[whtisurproblem]

this is so funny

[4P3607]

also he can't say:

peice, sawdust, preveiw, caramel.

also he says pages when u type in pp, and says South Easty when you type in sey.

[alphamone]

@4P3607 most of those words it does say (peice is the only one it fails at), and pp relates to pages, and sey is because "se" makes it say "south east"

[kittylactose]

i love sam the way he is, i dnt want an update

[xAwesomeSauce]

Because I am a fucking wastman! lololololol

[MrJemoeder1990]

let him say mayonaise

[HunterMarioWorld]

THUMBS UP!!!

[qazxsw21000]

The end was the best part.

[LilDesiMac]

AHAHAHA!

[Benzadeus]

You may laugh now, but one day I will stick my virtual electronic cock up your ass.

[jacob3178259]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soitxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[milkshake2436]

lol =¬D. another thing microsoft sam can't say is mankini.

[TheSolein]

lol arby n the chief

[xAwesomeSauce]

Imagine Arbiter commenting on that

[n00b962]

electronic cock!

[DJman981]

MS Sam you are not a dumb, you are funny.

[ugguyan3131]

ahha

[bluetooth718]

four dollars

[Mapleopian]

T T R one exclamation point backslash colon semicolon less than greater than comma dot comma dot ninety minus left square bracket right square bracket tilde tilde number sign single quote single quote three pounds four dollars

[PuKiNAt0R335]

hello i am masterchief lololololololololololololol