Swine Flu - how to protect yourself!

[keshalashay]

Even though the swine flu is a serious matter, I still like that 1950s or earlier style film. Hit someone with a stick, haha well I need a whole damn tree for that.

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay It's a fun style to do

[extremerunner]

there is nothing else to do in a hospital but use my computer. I don't see any death regrets in my comment. I dont think you should be making fun of swine flu when its still going around and thousands people like myself are dieing from it.

[AngryAussie]

I make fun of whatever I choose. And whiny little losers are right up there.

[extremerunner]

Your fucked up, so whats your next video gonna be? making fun of people with cancer?

[AngryAussie]

I just make fun of whiny little shit. Guess I better get my time in before you die, huh? Fuck you. You're a miserable whiny little cunt AND YOU'RE LYING! Yes, that's right fuckwad, I know you're lying. It's blindingly fucking obvious you pathetic fucking child.

Now fuck off and bother someone who gives a fuck whether you live or die.

[judoisoww]

it's making fun of the hype around it not at the victims. my brother had whooping cough that nearly killed him then he cought swine flu unluck bastard but he recovered after almost 6 months of being sick he could of easily died yet he still found this funny don't take these things to heart they aren't meant to offend people who are ill with it

[extremerunner]

i have swine flu... this isnt funny im fighting for my life in a hospital right now

[AngryAussie]

And you're wasting your last precious moments leaving stupid comments on YouTube videos. Talk about your death bed regrets.

[baynerw]

Excellant vid AA, Love the bacon off the floor! To be safe for work tomorrow night, I went out and found a really big stick. I am positive that my co-workers will appreciate my concern for my and their well being.

[AngryAussie]

You're doing exactly the right thing!

[nebonit]

I never saw this getting any where I expected it to do just as well as the bird flu did at trying to destroy humanity

I was again disapointed by every one that is oooo it's end of world were all doomed

[AngryAussie]

Wait about a year before you get too smug

[graff4life234]

you say it was started by contact with pigs when you say pigs you are talking about police oficers yeah?? loool

[AngryAussie]

Hilarious

[forhawkboy]

lol i have a dog so i might get mutt flu rofl:-)

[AngryAussie]

Stop tongue kissing him!

[Yewro2000]

I'm waiting for Cow Flu

Might as well get all the barnyard animals covered

[AngryAussie]

Fair call

[SpoonSamaXD]

I thought you were gonna be serious, and I wasn't gonna laugh. But I did. -sadface-

[AngryAussie]

Ummmm OK

[haloguy821]

Lol hilarius

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[Shpackz123]

Im sick .. my nose is full and do i have swine fly if i have alittle normal flu? my teacher sad in niorway that swine fly goes over in one week is it true??

[AngryAussie]

It varies from person to person

[truthaboutflu]

omg I love that 333 shirt w the horns on it! where can i find that?

[AngryAussie]

No idea

[GaarasFlameFlower]

um... we're at six...

ie

"We're screwed"

[AngryAussie]

It's looking like that

[Miichelleexo]

haha im New South Wales BABYY! I had the swine flu symptoms, went to doctors, he recorded my temperature and did all these stuff to me and luckily he said i Dont have it

[AngryAussie]

It will be everywhere soon enough

[WendysART]

Great, now I have to convince my peeps that this is a joke while I dodge dead bits of a tree.

You are a funny man Mr. Angry :)

[AngryAussie]

This is the best medical advice you can get!

[ElementRSVideos]

We are thirds away from being Totally Screwed! LOL

I'm scared of swine flu to =(

[AngryAussie]

Odds are you'll be fine

[ElementRSVideos]

Hope so, there was like 10 reported cases in BC =(

[Lexman682]

Screw the mask and stick, im going out with a HAZMAT suit and a shotgun.

Lol great vid! Go Victoria! Highest swine flu count in Australia!

[AngryAussie]

We're number one!

[VinskieZ]

ROFL ROFL ! why do you need a shotgun ?

[sexygirl93haterskole]

1917.....

awesome vid! :D

5* and favourited! :D

[AngryAussie]

Thank you!

[sexygirl93haterskole]

You rock, man! ^^

[Amyrox123098]

This is a serious question. are these tips real??!!!???

[AngryAussie]

Completely real.

[nerdyretard]

there's 4 reported cases of swine flu in my state but one healed completely so really 3 but i'm no where near that part of the state + i'm being very clean

[AngryAussie]

Don't forget your stick!

[nerdyretard]

thanks almost forgot!

[karlthedante]

Hit him whith a stick XD

[AngryAussie]

It's the best approach

[staticagepunk]

this is great XD

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[FOBbabe95]

haha, that was worth it!

lol, 5-6= we're screwed

hit them with a stick until they go away, lol

[AngryAussie]

It's important info

[pinktiger3]

HAHAHAHAHA Hit them with a stick till he goes away, I love your humor. 5 stars

[AngryAussie]

It's best to be safe

[BleachFanDoug]

HAHAHA i actualy did learn somthink so HOW DO I PROTECT MY SELF i come into contact wif pigs on MapleStory

[AngryAussie]

You need to protect yourself!

[CanaanSGl]

I hear the GGW music x___X

there is a bell tolling,somewhere

[AngryAussie]

It's just some free music :)

[eppingoz]

Swine flu is spreading fast over 9,000 cases now. But this video made me laugh, thanks.

[AngryAussie]

It's not to late to protect yourself

[PetroR1991]

That was Fucking Brilliant!! Even better i did learn a couple of things too!!

[AngryAussie]

I like to inform and educate

[MadSkillzDudez]

I just ignored watching the video so I just say to the Video title. CONDOMS! ON YOUR FACE!

[AngryAussie]

That could work

[MadSkillzDudez]

Possible :P I should try now, but I think I will use the tampons on my nose and ears :P

[Ultraussie]

We are already on 5.

I cant wait to be screwed!!!

Lol joking of course....

[AngryAussie]

If I'd known they were going to raise it to 5 I would have given it a different setting.

[Cragstan]

i learned alot from that thnx

[AngryAussie]

I'm here to help

[dearestjanna]

Great vid. Now, I just need to find my stick.

But, why does the background music sound like the same music they use in GGW commercials?

[AngryAussie]

Because it's free :)

[dearestjanna]

Ah, of course.

I just have to stop my brain from conjuring images of Pigs Gone Wild...

[korysresistance]

Hit them with a stick untill they go away from you"

What about a metal pole? Would that work?

Awesome video by the way. ^.^

[AngryAussie]

What your stick/pole is made of is up to you

[bigthangsthangs]

awesome.

search "swined" and find Dr. Billy Best. He explains this epidemic in detail

[AngryAussie]

Nobody has better information than me

[yourmom13666]

NICE! roflol!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[DeliriumReal]

LOL... love the shirt!!

there is a case of swine flu in east-germany where the farmer infected his pigs =P

°Sara°

[AngryAussie]

I have a big collection :)

[Ehav4Ever]

But if a person thinks they have swin flu shouldn't they hit themselves in the head with a stick? lol

[AngryAussie]

Anyone who thinks that's a good idea should do it

[Ehav4Ever]

lol

[ChefMimsy]

ROFL!

"Hit them with a stick"

too funny.

PS- what size stick is best? Is a hard wood like oak better than a soft wood like pine?? Can I use a baseball bat? How 'bout a metal pipe that kinda resembles a stick??

Thanks SO much for your help !!

[AngryAussie]

A hard wood is best

[LikaLaruku]

Am I nuts, or is that music from that obnoxious Girls Gone Wild commercial they play ever 5 minutes on Comedy Central?

Note to self: don't fuck pigs.

[AngryAussie]

No idea but lots of people have said it is

[pietown1000]

i think i got it

[AngryAussie]

Good!

[Floydean87]

L-O-L!

bless you! (u sneezed)

[AngryAussie]

Thank you.

[Floydean87]

You're welcome ^_^

[wodunne]

hit them with a stick to they go away from you!

[AngryAussie]

It's good advice

[Jordmate]

I'm worried

[AngryAussie]

It will be a few weeks until we know if it's going to be bad

[RunescapePwnge]

thx for the advise

[AngryAussie]

You're welcome

[phillipah7]

This is an excerpt from Guns Germs & steel:For thousands of years, the people of Eurasia lived in close proximity to the largest

variety of domesticated mammals.Thousands of years spent farming livestock.With each epidemic eruption, some people survived, acquiring antibodies and immunities which they passed on to the next generation.Over time, the population of Europe gained increased immunity, and the devastating impact of traditional infections decreased.

[phillipah7]

continue Guns Germs & Steel: Yet the people of the New World had no history of prior exposure to these germs.the indigenous people of the Americas were effectively doomed.

They had never experienced smallpox, measles or flu before, and the viruses tore through the continent, killing an estimated 90% of Native Americans.

[AngryAussie]

That's a great book!

[Lizbee123]

hahahaha!!

[thedreamdealer]

Did you hear the national swine flu hotline is out of order? All you hear when you ring is crackling!

[AngryAussie]

Bwahahahaha

[EonPeon]

I can't tell if you've sold out to the New World Order in perpetuating the fear of if this was a bad joke...?

Spanish Flu was something different. Still H1N1 variant, but the last Swine flu epidemic in 1976 killed ONE person in the USA, however 25 people died and thousands more became sick from the flu vaccine given.

Also, this flu virus actually weakens as it is passed from human to human, so I wouldn't be booking your funeral just yet...

[AngryAussie]

I can't tell if you're joking or if you're a fucking moron.

[EonPeon]

Since you're not funny, it must have been a bad joke.

[AngryAussie]

And you're a cunt.

[NinjaRaider2]

Oooh you got burned EonPeon bitch

[CanaanSGl]

AA burned you.

Burn marks like the ones on your dildo

[AkhilleusWeeps]

This flu virus weakens from human to human? Is this an assumption based on the articles you have read or is there scientific data on this? Everything I have read says it is too early and thus the reason for high concern and alot of publicity because scientist are not to sure if this virus will mutate or become more virulent.

[CharlieChapstick]

i have swine flu atm im not allowed to come into contact with anyone until its cured. no school for a week lol

[AngryAussie]

No school, Woo!

[bringthenews]

this better then biden and obama's crap advice

[bringthenews]

*this is

[AngryAussie]

I always give good advice

[bringthenews]

well i mean anything is better then "stay out of closed containers" and "wash your hands"

[dagherpaul]

WWTTFFF THATS A PIG!@!

[AngryAussie]

Yes it does.

[thelazyage]

haha, i love the little pig at the end. but if this turns out bad im gonna fry the little bastard!

[Roboshi2007]

at that age, he'd be very tender but without much meat on him.

[AngryAussie]

It was disturbingly easy to find that pic

[popcorngurl25]

I'm going to go spit on my doctor and hit all my friends with a stick.

[AngryAussie]

Good plan

[RunescapePwnge]

hahha u said u only hd 1 acsent

[AngryAussie]

This isn't mine ;)

[morrison27]

HIT THEM WITH A STICK

AHAHAHAHAHA

so if you see someone with muscles

HIT THEM WITH A STICK UNTIL THEY GO AWAY

*took full licence to paraphrase*

You sir, never cease to make me lol

[AngryAussie]

Never underestimate a stick!

[ThePlantDoctor]

Did you notice how NewZealand was right in the thick of it from the start?.. Those Kiwi sheep molesting bastards are going to create a sheep flu one day i can see it..

[AngryAussie]

Good attitude

[ThePlantDoctor]

the pandemic warning level is only a rating on the spread of a particular virus not its serverity..

[AngryAussie]

True and this one is likely to have a low fatality rate but could spread widely

[TheAtraxRobustus]

Im a cleaner and i must say that i wear a mask not for the swine flu,but any flu for that matter,because i have breathing probs and severe sinusitis.One of my jobs is to clean lifts and it makes me cringe everytime i see people sneezing or coughing in such a confined space,such as an elevator.The flu hits people worse when they have respiratory problems such as myself,so id rather be safer than sorry.

[AngryAussie]

I can imagine a cleaner wanting to be cautious

[123eiddam321]

haha, it's funny because it's usually how the australian government actually handles our problems^_^

(did you get all your info from sunrise?!?)

[AngryAussie]

My info is way more intelligent than sunrise

[123eiddam321]

your right... i should of thought of that

[kamz36]

lmao @ 2:50

[Raephire]

2:33 was epic.

[aussieblue112]

hit them with a stick until they go away lol

[AngryAussie]

It's quality advice

[amanda13val]

lol, cheers aa

[AngryAussie]

Cheers :)

[crocfme]

I've stopped seeing the ex'. and am avoiding other sick pigs...I should be okay.

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like a wise choic

[Wormdei]

1 Was the background music chosen because you didn't have the sappy sort of music usually reserved for this sort of film?

2 Please don't sneeze in slow motion into the camera again. I'm very sensitive.

3 I've been hitting people with sticks for years and have never had Swine Flu. CO-INCIDENCE?

[AngryAussie]

That's pretty much begging me to sneeze at the camera again.

[metaeditor]

AngryAussie - "In a world gone mad only insane behaviour makes sense."

Outstanding quote! Worthy of sig line usage! :D

Too bad Don LaFontaine is dead, I can 'hear' saying that in a movie trailer.

This is a great 'fake' educational film!

The HOW NOT TO BE SEEN 1 Monty Python did in AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (1971) was quite a laugh riot.

Maybe things aren't as bad as they seem but it's like a 1-2 punch to the world: global financial meltdown with possible pandemic.

[AngryAussie]

There's a grand traditional of this sort of fake educational film :)

[SkaterBen21]

Hit Them With a Stick lol. and spit at the doctor lmfao

[AngryAussie]

It's all quality advice

[SkaterBen21]

I Know, It's Just Funny You Put It. And If U Can't Stop It From Happening Why Worry.

[JOKESTARX]

XD LMAO NICE

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[mafiamiller]

an error.....thats gay, wats rong with youtube.

[AngryAussie]

Standard YT bug

[kopures]

haha level 5-6 were screwed! lol

[AngryAussie]

I had no idea they'd raise it to level 5 so quickly

[cycloneCJproducts]

Some dude was horny and "porked" a female pig, thus swine flu!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

Horny farm-hands!

[Veelasiren]

I don't want to get close enough to hit them with a stick. May I throw rocks?

[AngryAussie]

That is acceptable

[eagleeye5199]

is anyone else having problems with some videos on you tube and see this message ---> "An error occured, please try again later". because i've gotten it on a few videos now and i just watched this video yesterday and it worked fine. plz someone tell WTF is going on

[moncheej1974]

That's probably Chairman Rudds internet filter at work there by the sounds of it!

[AngryAussie]

It's a recurring bug YT has

[warpedwiselegoman]

also it turns out not all those people in mexico died cause of swine flu

i think it was 170 that died cause of something else.

[AngryAussie]

That isn't strictly true, it's more accurate to say they haven't proved what those people died of.

[warpedwiselegoman]

also persistent vomiting and diarrhea are also symptoms

[AngryAussie]

Thanks for sharing

[bimbambap]

0:30 ---> LOL!

Gross --> 2:40

[Sparkelectrica]

ohh my friend was saying something about it this week she probly said something like about 150 people had to get checked at the airport

but she was probly bullshiting

[AngryAussie]

They are checking lots of people

[Lucifron6262]

i has my stick rdy buahahaha if i get swine flu im coming for you Angry muahahaahaha >:D

[AngryAussie]

Try your luck

[shadddey5]

yes it is very scary but dude you gotta relise to get to phase 6 there have to be a few million deaths and even more cases we haven't even hit 200 deaths yet we are very far off they raised it to phase 5 for i guess "cuatious" purposes

[AngryAussie]

They don't wait that long to go to phase 6

[AccordionManiac]

Love the music in the background... Well, you're the only one who's being realistic about the whole thing unlike the media

[AngryAussie]

I try to be realistic.

[soundslikesia]

" hit them with a stick until they go away from you" LOL

[AngryAussie]

Sound medical advice

[soccerXrocker2767]

my dad got the Vaccine shot in like the 70's

[AngryAussie]

That won't help at all