John Bishop - Runcorn (full version)

[keirac09]

jesus christ he has an awful accent im irish and i can barely understand what he's saying!

[neversurreder793]

He sounds like he's pissed for about the first 30 seconds lol

[AdamDawson3]

Runcorn is a lovely town I am sick of people slagging it off.

[fergfergferg123]

@AdamDawson3 hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahaha it is a shit hole !! buy a house in cheshire....

[MuandLe]

PEOPLE WATCH THESE COMEDY GIGS , GO TO SHOWS BUT FORGET THAT THE MOTHERFUCKER ON STAGE MIGHT BE ....JOKING!!!! RELAX

[MitchellDC1994]

@MuandLe alright.. calm down lad.

[robglazing1]

the worst comedian ever to come out of liverpool,

[TheLatchford]

@robglazing1 Wow thats a bold statement mate explain

[AshlieJMurphy]

The thing is John Bishop was born is runcorn

[SamuraiDragon26]

Woo i live there and have skied down it! :D Howvever he is true,it is a shithole :P

[ivangrozny27]

shop, chippy & pub but no bookie or dole office?

[doingstufflikeaboss]

@ivangrozny27 no dickhead they knocked them down so we all have to share the one in shopping city

[ivangrozny27]

@doingstufflikeaboss alright cam down cam down

[seany16rs]

@ivangrozny27 Not funny mate. were not all on the dole you know. 

[TheLatchford]

@seany16rs you might be working,but seriously need to work on your sense of humour.If you dont find him funny,why do you go to this ? you sound depressed go see a doctor

[yudyyou]

Wrapping books in wallpaper....forgot about that ! Mine were covered in brown paper didnt realise I was giving away a family decor faux pas !!!

[Lordedargon]

I live in Runcorn and they knocked down our pub!

bastards ¬_¬ i need that pub to pretend i dont live in runcorn!

[oabdi11]

fucknell wats your house like ?? takes home 4 ttea hahahaha

[terujoan]

Yup, my shop, chippy and pub were...The Coop, Chinese Shop, and Windmill Hill Pub...xD Ah, good old Runcorn...>.<

[doingstufflikeaboss]

@terujoan windyhill is a dive me old mucker

[zaitesushion]

Bish is delish with shorter hair. Phwoar~

[Ribbo]

im from warrington, at least it's not widnes or runcorn

[lHoLDeN2K]

Atleast it doesnt smell of shit like widnes

[TheCabbageLord]

@lHoLDeN2K piss off

[lisahammond2188]

Ive lived in runcorn all my life and its not as bad as everyone makes out the shop chippy and pub thing is correct tho xx

[TheCaptainShepard]

I'm from widnes. It's shit, but at least it's not runcorn!

[tjmviking235]

@TheCaptainShepard same its the one place we can look down on :)

[alfiegeorgie]

He is joking either. Hes dead serious.

[celebritiesinvegas]

Shop, Chippy and a Pub, love it!

[charlie140789]

i love john bishop

[TheWalshy1997]

I live in runcorn

[lmcullen1]

I met John Bishop today, he was at the Liverpool FC vs Wolves game and i served him at the bar and totally fan girled :)

[MartinK303]

@EpicLaurawr I live in Runcorn, this place is a dump. Not only that, Iv'e lived here all my life

[IcyThrills]

He sounds really different at the beginning, was this very early in his career?:L

[samharrison14]

KIRKBY :D I'M THERE HAHAAAAAA.

[STINGRULES91]

@ajd1992 yea i know....

[Kree20]

@ajd1992 Ha i live near the oldtown you cunt LMFAOO

[MrWhufc66]

used to live in murdishaw near to bishop,we were in the same school at murdishaw west primary

[scouserlad15]

get out me way knobhead!

[GirlsAloudFanNumber1]

@ajd1992 i used to live in runcorn aswell haha

[DiRT3BTECProject]

@ajd1992 I know. It's shit.

[iluvtoliveforjoy]

He's visited my school on Thursday :D

[988GUMMYBEAR2010]

@oxoxEllieoxox143 seriously? i live near the ski slope

[oxoxEllieoxox143]

Why do i have to live in the shittest area ?!?!?!?!?

[RKOrton666]

I'm American and have mo idea what he's talking about. Do you have to be British to get this?

[YoyoDS5]

@RKOrton666 nah, you just have to be familiar with brit culture. I'm from Australia btw

[christos1709]

@ajd1992 no its not weve got two pints of larger fiddlers ferry and john bishop we are the most famous north westen and old village

[jennyschofield]

Just been to see him again. Can't get enough of the guy...Fantastic.

[mch158]

I love it in liverpool, everyone is a comedian!

[Kree20]

@ajd1992 Ha tit

[Kree20]

@ajd1992 fuck off then dickhead

[LiamB120]

runcorn is a shit whole, when i turn 18, usa here i come

[crazzyladiez]

@ajd1992 castlefields? the estate thing where the flats on richard close blew up haha x

[crazzyladiez]

@ajd1992 i quite liked it when i went :D

[kozzi420]

hilarious. i used to live in liverpool... manc lad now.but can put a scouse accent on any day..... and the scouse girls are great

[longy0151]

@ajd1992 i'm from widnes, it's slightly better

[morbels]

I can't stop looking at the one light not working in the background!

[TheEvilMelon]

THAT ONE BROKEN LIGHTBULB, I CANNOT UNSEE.

[TheXander7]

i'm also from runcorn and yes its shit. And it's true every estate has a shop, a chippy and a pub. Still crap though, glad i've moved. Full of scum

[galactica04]

@TheXander7 Thats how the New Town was designed. Also has a primary school. Quite revolutionary at the time.

However, you are right, it is full of scum, as town, its a great place, lots to do and lots of places to work, just a shame about the people in it who drag the place down.

[pies1123]

I can't take my eye off that one single broken lightbulb. :-s

[ramG35]

@pies1123 DAMIT.. now you got me starin at it

[gpatiuk1984]

@pies1123 i was gonna say that before i scrolled down lol!!

[UKKDropDead]

@pies1123 Try as i might i coudlnt see it

[Joshy375]

@UKKDropDead in the P

[MissySaz]

This is so true. Funny thing is, all those people in the audience probably don't understand that what he is saying is actually true. And who's idea was it to put the ski slope in runcorn???

[TuturialVideos]

LMAO IM FROM RUNCORN THIS IS SOO TRUE! MURDISHAW, BROOKVALE, CASTLEFIELDS, PALACEFIELDS! In everyone there is a co-op, a pub and a chippy !!

[QPReds]

2 People have no ears



[aoifem0k]

I'm from Runcorn.

There is a shop and chippy and a pub on each council estate. its true

[doingstufflikeaboss]

@aoifem0k palacefields has the best, Murdershaw gets rooed twice a week, windy hill is just a bit knock in shop, brookvale is jsut a shit hole, can castlefields has gone GOOD TIMES

[TheLatchford]

@aoifem0k ha ha well said,my brother spent 6 months at sea,his wife said she had got them a new home in runcorn.after 6 months at sea his living room had A FUCKING PORTHOLE FOR A WINDOW WE WERE IN STICHES HA HA HA HA

[robglazing1]

brilliant ,but his show on bbc is awful, stick to stand up ,use your own humour not the beebs

[m1swahili]

One dislike. Probably that heckler who he burned.

[Johny40Se7en]

I'd never heard of John Bishop before I saw him on TV as my parents were wathcing him, I think he's really cool, I only understand at least half of the stuff he talks about(I have a kid's imagination etc) but I think he's funny and 'laid back' =P

One thing though, can someone tell me what he meant by the last part with the road sign? Is it because on signs in wales it sayd things like 'Croeso Welcome I To Cymru Wales? =/

[chrisford82]

@Johny40Se7en it says croeso i cymru welcome to wales. not all mixed up like you put it.

[rjdjones]

@Johny40Se7en the joke is that to John's father welsh looks like the writing of a dyslexic ie his father was telling him he's not the only one who makes mistakes when he's writing

[ellzbieberluver3600]

he came my school (wats in runcorn ) but dident get near him :'(

[bladrunner6]

@ellzbieberluver3600 What school did you go to in Runcorn? I wentto the same school as John. H e was in my sisters class. She said he was very quiet in school. Shy even.

[ellzbieberluver3600]

@bladrunner6 i still go to school im in yr7

[81keri]

Love this man, he's the funniest comedian EVER!! :)

[geofflorimer]

@maggie37F cheers Maggie, thanks for puttin me right. love Runcorn to death .. xx

[goodlad22]

he now lives in prestbury, I was working there and seen him doing his sons paper round !

[geofflorimer]

I'm a Runcorn lad. I'll let him off. Bet he never went in the Waterloo, home of proper comedy

[Runescape01Sara]

When im down this brilliant man put me in a good mood...

[bsi4]

legend 

[jazzaste123]

hahahhahahahhahahahahah class i live in runcorn bummer haha

[jennyschofield]

Just been to see him tonight, he was fantastic.

We laughed our heads off......Brilliant.

[Joe12lfc]

@jennyschofield did he do the night fever at the end ??? ahah i seen him on FRIDAY :P x

[jennyschofield]

@Joe12lfc Yes he did. We didnt expect it and it left us all feeling really well entertained. Going to see him next year now, I'm an addict, LOL.

[katie1996xx]

@jennyschofield i am so jealous you went to see him

[lfc4evamullav]

hate the way he puts that accent on, none of us actually talk like that! its put on well too much like

[twinterrors44]

@lfc4evamullav lol, he is a well off comedian he dont need to put on accent on

[lfc4evamullav]

@twinterrors44 He is a well off comedian partly because of the accent, he uses it to his advantage, good on him, just annoys me the way he has to do it haha

[twinterrors44]

@lfc4evamullav exactly lol

[kiely1888cfc7]

a class scouser and very funny

[kiely1888cfc7]

a class scouser

[Ragnarok6664]

He's funny, it's funny just getting through the accent.

[murdenis]

Stunning. Great comedy.

[gawjussbuttercup]

Tht was well funny and all u can can talk about is how crap ure town is. Take this from me, no one gives a shit... X

[GeorgieDunne]

i live near the ski slope :L <3

[emeliUK]

Ahh runcorn isn't that bad.... I'd rather live in runcorn that live in somewhere like Frodsham...

[ShaunoCRH06]

I'm from Runcorn :D

[TheSisko1]

A shop, A chippy, A pub. that is so true about runcorn, the ski slope is crap and Runcorn is a dump.

[doggie101171]

Why do northaners say "our kid"?

[theyardieman]

@doggie101171 why do southeners say "whats appnin blad" its just the wonderfull way of the world

[doggie101171]

@theyardieman we don't say that, only idiots who think they are cool and are mostly chavs say that.

[theyardieman]

@doggie101171 lmaooo sound thats good to know that genrally stopped me from goin down south lol propper anoys me that lol... and in propper answer to ya question i really dunno y we say r kid tbh just one of them things like y do we say maa for mum an laa for lad lol

[doggie101171]

@theyardieman not all bad down south, weather is nice (looks outside to see blustery winds and heavy rain), better jobs as your near London (there's me saying that while i'm on the dole) and celebs live nearby (Terry Wogan lives couple miles away from me along with various other people including the queen on weekends).

[TheReenix]

@doggie101171 Yes, us southerners are lovely. According to my Northern friend, we all eat mild-flavoured food. That's our stereotype, apparently.

[pezaz12786]

runcorn is a piece of crap

[saintdono321]

runcorn yup we live in a shithole

[illkickoff]

wales road sign ahahahahahahahaha

[liam6177]

Love John Bishop, From Liam Earley in Runcorn.

[liam6177]

Love John Bishop, From Liam Earley in Runcorn

[jordo2007]

Runcorn wooooo

[eatmypies]

our kid lived there in runcorn it looks like SPACE 1999

[spudefc74]

I live there, right by the dry ski slope- it's shit, so are all the ale-ouses in Runcorn. Much safer drinking in your own house.

[1true2pacfan]

Respond to this video... I LIVE IN RUNCORN.........SHOCKIN!

[EyeShadowQueen1]

its true they put a shop a chippy and a pub near every council estate and DRY SKI SLOPE that made me laugh !!!

[vallonia]

Scousers are so funny!

[RatedUK1990]

RUNCORN is SHIT!!

[ColinTheHedgehog]

@RatedUK1990 Do you live there?

[RatedUK1990]

@ColinTheHedgehog No i live in frosham but work in runcorn

[DestinyTwinz]

@xxMRxFUNNYxx dyou now colsey oor warboh :' )

[208327111]

this doesnt make any fucking sense, since when do you drive through the mersey tunnel to get to wales from runcorn?

[MCofiveone]

any1 no wer he is originally from in lpool

[333devilsidekick]

RUNCORN WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH

[threepotgtti]

John, you speak the truth and unlike a politician I believe you, like you and trust you

[curlymanjazz]

Great bloke !! Met him last night in Manchester. TV show starts this saturday 9.30 bbc1. Very funny !!!

[mkelthy]

i went to school with John in Rucorn Brookvale -I so forgot about the wallpaper on the books and the bloody ski slope..big rip dowm meory lane luv brillaint thank you !!!

[Mrjesusofsurburbia]

Widnes! Oh yeah :-)

[stupidcat28]

stunning, make shure he can carry heavy stuff had me pissin' myself, then the thing about the Welsh roadsings made me fall of my chair :)

[blobymr092]

What does tha man shout at 3:49

[FellyandRory]

Yes, he's right, Runcorn has 5 estates all with 3 things, Chippy, Pub and Shop! But my god! Have you seen the Old Town?

[TheKaterocker]

i have 2 pubs n he lived near me

[katieswimmer]

i'm from runcorn an i like the place . . but he's true . . . a shop, a chippy, a pub! ;) x

runcorn rocks !

[stylepippa]

@katieswimmer I love runcorn :) xx

[katieswimmer]

@stylepippa me too pip me too

x

[stupidcat28]

@katieswimmer  i love Runcorn aswell *cough* bollocks *cough cough* im from Runcorn and its ALWAYS! sunny *cough Cough*Bullshit *cough cough*

[MrMike91210]

scouse him man funn 2 fuk

[MoJo3446]

Runcorn's a bad shithole unfortunately

[kh103y]

his accent is just legendary! LOVE IT! LOVE HIM!

[theyardieman]

im made up now im from tocky in liverpool an i always wondered y da scouse accent fucks off wen ya get passed knowsley lyk wen ya cross da border from whiston into rainhill dee accent goes den cums back in runcorn now i i no y.. josh bishops defo me best comedian tho no dawt.. cant w8 till his own show starts

[musicvideos59]

He is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

[mocanwatch]

fabulous

[cookiemonster1514]

i love john bishop he is so funny, i am going to see him live in november! can't wait!

[calgar14]

i live next to that shop and chippy and pub and that ski slope lol

[stevethomo]

my dads in the army so i only go back for summer lol

but i still love Runcorn :D

[linkinpark4eva2k7]

@stevethomo i live in Warrington but we all love runcorn ;)

[thekev506]

@linkinpark4eva2k7 speak for yourself sunshine, I'm from Widnes and you'd have to pay me to go to Runcorn

[linkinpark4eva2k7]

@thekev506 sarcasm :P 

[katieswimmer]

@thekev506 no mate i'll think you'll find widnes is worse than runcorn ! :)

[thekev506]

@katieswimmer you're from Runcorn though you're always gonna say that! It's the eternal argument, even though both places are probably equally as terrible :P

[MissLauren828]

@thekev506 No probs, stay there then!!

[M1K3H3AL3Y09]

Runcorn is the best :)

[magrandzizi]

Ha ha I lived in Runcorn for 15 years ! and yes it is so true ! I have skied on that dry slope !

[beckez]

Weyhey i live in runcorn! :D

[carpe1diem]

Runcorn lad me as well and he has the place spot on!! haha

[cmdavies2003]

Windmill Hill FTW

[DONUT94EM]

I live near Runcorn and john bishop is so funny!!!!! :)

[AshDobson2009]

ahaha, i am from runcorn !

[playmyhero]

im from runcorn also and its sooo true my mum n dad came from liverpool hahaha

[POD97]

i nevr new he lived in runcorn, i live near there

[iambossattheworld]

Hahaha!! castlefieldssssss!!!!!

[M1K3H3AL3Y09]

@iambossattheworld eeeeeeee castlefields is pikey

[UltraGorillaz]

im actually from runcorn and its so true O.o

[BedHeadWildSexHair]

Brilliant! Love John Bishop! Why hasn't this video got more views?