Everyone rebels against God. The real rebels of today are those who read the Bible and publically portray their faith in their creator while the popular, cool thing is to act like we all happened by accident long ago but no ones really clarified all that. Somehow we're all still here and the Bible's the only thing that hasen't been proven wrong.
@3rdwise wait...did you just say the bible is the only thing that hasn't been proven wrong? what about the time when the bible said the earth was flat, or when it said that the earth is only 6000 years old, or how about when it said that disease is caused by demons and sin....yeah science definitely hasn't proven the bible wrong once *cough* idiot *cough*
@whitechapel0095 First of all, you calling me an idiot reminds me of a child talking. When has anyone proved the exact date of the world? What used to be called carbon dating is no longer. What non believers used to think was their "100 % perfect way" of dating the world eventually was found out to be wrong. And guess what that circle will never stop. I urge you to read the Bible. Never listed anywhere as the only way diseases are caused...Never anywhere.
@3rdwise our dates are way more accurate then your dates. if the earth is only 6000 years old then how do you explain dinosaur fossils? it never mentioned dinosaurs in the bible. science has proved the bible wrong way more than the bible has proved itself right. you have no evidence that anything in your story book even happened. that book was written way after this so called person named "Jesus" died and the person that wrote the book didnt even personally know him.
@whitechapel0095 dude, read job 40 and 41, your "dinos" are called "behemoth" and "leviathan". You should actually read the book and then we could have a thorough discussion about it. I never claimed to know the exact date of the world, nor do I care. What I do care about is having a genuine relationship with the creator of this world. Imagine there being a creator to all this, wouldn't you want to know Him?
@3rdwise behemoth and leviathan could be talking about dragons also. do you believe in dragons? didnt think so. you have to first prove that god exists to actually say any of this is real, lets say i have a box. and i tell you that there is a pink unicorn in this box, you open it and you see nothing so you ask "where is it?" i tell you its invisible, would you believe me? and if you didnt what if i told you that there is a book written about it? your god is no different then any other fairy tale
hey Whitechapel, you DO believe in God, at least a little or you wouldn't bother arguing about it. No sane man would actually argue about flying pigs or fairy tales because there's no doubt in his mind that they don't exist.
@3rdwise no i dont believe in god, i argue about it because it corrupts peoples minds and blinds them from the truth, it uses fear to get people to think a certain way and not question.
@whitechapel0095 Name one problem that might arise from someone believing...I'm eager to hear of this big problem that you're so deeply concerned with.
@3rdwise lets sit back and think about all the wars, crusades, and tensions have arose from religion...way more then i could name, it teaches people to not question how the world is around them and just follow no matter what, it teaches kids that they are going to be tortured and burned forever if they don't think a certain way, and all of the people that picket homosexuals funerals? guess who they are. Christians, and Catholics. and people that hear voices in their head are praised.
@whitechapel0095 yea , there is no perfect group for you to join, we're all flawed humans and many use their "religion" as their excuse to act out. But The Bible is where we got all of our laws and morals from and it;s also what this country was founded upon and until recently (as we're drifting away from God) we have been the best country in the world because of our Christian forefathers. But whatever, If you don't want to know the true creator of this world it's your free will.
@3rdwise we didn't get our laws and morals from there. there is this interesting thing that we have built into us that's called sympathizing. everyone can do it to a certain extent, when someone does something bad to you and you don't like it then naturally its marked as bad. when someone does something good to you and you like it then its marked as good. its as simple as that, if you go to a book that talks about slavery, genocide, rape, homosexual bashing, and child killing then you are sick.
@whitechapel0095 "that we built into us" very subtly put in their buudy. When? instead of having a definite non changing answer you guys say things like, "millions of years ago", instead of saying we come from apes (since that sounds absurd) you say, "a very distant cousins over millions of years". You guys sound like the same people that sell time shares.
@3rdwise you obviously dont understand evolution. we didnt come from apes, we share a common ancestor from 6 million years ago, then that common ancestor produced two branches, one of which went to us humans, and the other one went to chimpanzees and bonobos, we are all cousins. and not descended from chimpanzees, and then the gorillas both share a common ancestor with both us and the chimpanzee. we are all cousins, we didnt simply come from apes.
@whitechapel0095 I understand that "distant cousins and millions of years ago" sounds better than "came from apes".. You say 6 mill years ago, that number changes every year. So you think all this was made by accident? Cambrian strata, big bang...seriously? Look brother, We as humans have been trying to create life FOREVER and the most we could do is create a little mutant cell, that's with all of our $, time and wisdom, with us purposely trying to, but all this world was on accident by a bang?
@whitechapel0095 I'm not hating on your way of thinking but I think to say it's a coincedence is a stretch...I urge you to read the Bible. If the age of our earth bothers you, consider this. In Genesis God is said to have created plants that bear fruit with seeds (already full grown) and is said to have made man & woman full grown. So to see the world with age already built in isn't a surprise...No one knows how old the earth is except God.
@3rdwise coincidence, I know...I spelled it wrong.. lol I urge you to pray and ask God to reveal Himself to you...Seriously! Try it! What do you have to lose? If there is a creator of this marvelous life wouldn't you want to know Him?
Look at the sky. Do you really think that the shaky scientists that constantly change their minds know how ALL THIS WAS PERFECTLY MADE. Do you seriously think that another human like me and you actually figured this out? You know better than that. It's in your heart to seek God
@3rdwise theres a thing about these "shaky scientists" they actually have evidence and proof. the scientific method ever heard of it? its that system that scientists use to formulate theorys and laws. what do religious people use? thats right...a book that was written in ancient times.
@whitechapel0095 And do these scientists ever prove eachother wrong? Are they always figuring "something new" out? All the men who wrote The Bible all agreed about the same things. Even though it was written by many men in different times...No group of scientists would EVER agree so completely. They would all have to write their own seperate books. That's another thing thats makes The Bible so unique and true, they all completely agreed because God purposely had The Bible wriiten for us.
@whitechapel0095 Where in the Bible does it say the earth is flat? Though we all did think that at one time, it's amazing how the carefully chosen words of God never once said this planet is flat, (though many possibly thought that to be true).
Actually now that you mention it, here's Isaiah 40:22, "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."
@3rdwise if you dont know the difference between a circle and a sphere. a circle is flat, and a sphere isnt. so you really cant use that as evidence, you just proved my point that they said it was a flat circle, not a sphere.
@whitechapel0095 I just found that now because I tried to find the word flat anywhere and it's not there. Why do you spread falsehoods about what's in the Bible if you haven't read it? There's only 1 person (or thing) that is taking much pleasure in that.....
He could turn water into wine...but didn't see that coming...
I could watch this all day long
andlyndav 4 months ago
NOT IN THE BEARD MAN THAT AIN'T RIGHT
TheLordofShell 9 months ago
HA HA HA !! AWESOME
growupordie 10 months ago
Everyone rebels against God. The real rebels of today are those who read the Bible and publically portray their faith in their creator while the popular, cool thing is to act like we all happened by accident long ago but no ones really clarified all that. Somehow we're all still here and the Bible's the only thing that hasen't been proven wrong.
3rdwise 10 months ago
@3rdwise wait...did you just say the bible is the only thing that hasn't been proven wrong? what about the time when the bible said the earth was flat, or when it said that the earth is only 6000 years old, or how about when it said that disease is caused by demons and sin....yeah science definitely hasn't proven the bible wrong once *cough* idiot *cough*
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 First of all, you calling me an idiot reminds me of a child talking. When has anyone proved the exact date of the world? What used to be called carbon dating is no longer. What non believers used to think was their "100 % perfect way" of dating the world eventually was found out to be wrong. And guess what that circle will never stop. I urge you to read the Bible. Never listed anywhere as the only way diseases are caused...Never anywhere.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise our dates are way more accurate then your dates. if the earth is only 6000 years old then how do you explain dinosaur fossils? it never mentioned dinosaurs in the bible. science has proved the bible wrong way more than the bible has proved itself right. you have no evidence that anything in your story book even happened. that book was written way after this so called person named "Jesus" died and the person that wrote the book didnt even personally know him.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 dude, read job 40 and 41, your "dinos" are called "behemoth" and "leviathan". You should actually read the book and then we could have a thorough discussion about it. I never claimed to know the exact date of the world, nor do I care. What I do care about is having a genuine relationship with the creator of this world. Imagine there being a creator to all this, wouldn't you want to know Him?
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise behemoth and leviathan could be talking about dragons also. do you believe in dragons? didnt think so. you have to first prove that god exists to actually say any of this is real, lets say i have a box. and i tell you that there is a pink unicorn in this box, you open it and you see nothing so you ask "where is it?" i tell you its invisible, would you believe me? and if you didnt what if i told you that there is a book written about it? your god is no different then any other fairy tale
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
hey Whitechapel, you DO believe in God, at least a little or you wouldn't bother arguing about it. No sane man would actually argue about flying pigs or fairy tales because there's no doubt in his mind that they don't exist.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise no i dont believe in god, i argue about it because it corrupts peoples minds and blinds them from the truth, it uses fear to get people to think a certain way and not question.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 Name one problem that might arise from someone believing...I'm eager to hear of this big problem that you're so deeply concerned with.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise lets sit back and think about all the wars, crusades, and tensions have arose from religion...way more then i could name, it teaches people to not question how the world is around them and just follow no matter what, it teaches kids that they are going to be tortured and burned forever if they don't think a certain way, and all of the people that picket homosexuals funerals? guess who they are. Christians, and Catholics. and people that hear voices in their head are praised.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 yea , there is no perfect group for you to join, we're all flawed humans and many use their "religion" as their excuse to act out. But The Bible is where we got all of our laws and morals from and it;s also what this country was founded upon and until recently (as we're drifting away from God) we have been the best country in the world because of our Christian forefathers. But whatever, If you don't want to know the true creator of this world it's your free will.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise we didn't get our laws and morals from there. there is this interesting thing that we have built into us that's called sympathizing. everyone can do it to a certain extent, when someone does something bad to you and you don't like it then naturally its marked as bad. when someone does something good to you and you like it then its marked as good. its as simple as that, if you go to a book that talks about slavery, genocide, rape, homosexual bashing, and child killing then you are sick.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 "that we built into us" very subtly put in their buudy. When? instead of having a definite non changing answer you guys say things like, "millions of years ago", instead of saying we come from apes (since that sounds absurd) you say, "a very distant cousins over millions of years". You guys sound like the same people that sell time shares.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise you obviously dont understand evolution. we didnt come from apes, we share a common ancestor from 6 million years ago, then that common ancestor produced two branches, one of which went to us humans, and the other one went to chimpanzees and bonobos, we are all cousins. and not descended from chimpanzees, and then the gorillas both share a common ancestor with both us and the chimpanzee. we are all cousins, we didnt simply come from apes.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 I understand that "distant cousins and millions of years ago" sounds better than "came from apes".. You say 6 mill years ago, that number changes every year. So you think all this was made by accident? Cambrian strata, big bang...seriously? Look brother, We as humans have been trying to create life FOREVER and the most we could do is create a little mutant cell, that's with all of our $, time and wisdom, with us purposely trying to, but all this world was on accident by a bang?
3rdwise 1 month ago
@whitechapel0095 I'm not hating on your way of thinking but I think to say it's a coincedence is a stretch...I urge you to read the Bible. If the age of our earth bothers you, consider this. In Genesis God is said to have created plants that bear fruit with seeds (already full grown) and is said to have made man & woman full grown. So to see the world with age already built in isn't a surprise...No one knows how old the earth is except God.
3rdwise 1 month ago
@3rdwise coincidence, I know...I spelled it wrong.. lol I urge you to pray and ask God to reveal Himself to you...Seriously! Try it! What do you have to lose? If there is a creator of this marvelous life wouldn't you want to know Him?
3rdwise 1 month ago
You think our conscience happened by ourselves or by accident? Really?
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise our conscience? its from our brain, our emotions mixed with thoughts. our brain has evolved over many many years.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 That's enough for now, I urge you to actaully read The Bible...It's the truth behind all the lies you've ever been told!
3rdwise 6 months ago
Look at the sky. Do you really think that the shaky scientists that constantly change their minds know how ALL THIS WAS PERFECTLY MADE. Do you seriously think that another human like me and you actually figured this out? You know better than that. It's in your heart to seek God
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise theres a thing about these "shaky scientists" they actually have evidence and proof. the scientific method ever heard of it? its that system that scientists use to formulate theorys and laws. what do religious people use? thats right...a book that was written in ancient times.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 And do these scientists ever prove eachother wrong? Are they always figuring "something new" out? All the men who wrote The Bible all agreed about the same things. Even though it was written by many men in different times...No group of scientists would EVER agree so completely. They would all have to write their own seperate books. That's another thing thats makes The Bible so unique and true, they all completely agreed because God purposely had The Bible wriiten for us.
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise they all agreed because it said that if they didnt then they would go to hell and be tortured and burned forever.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 Where in the Bible does it say the earth is flat? Though we all did think that at one time, it's amazing how the carefully chosen words of God never once said this planet is flat, (though many possibly thought that to be true).
Actually now that you mention it, here's Isaiah 40:22, "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise if you dont know the difference between a circle and a sphere. a circle is flat, and a sphere isnt. so you really cant use that as evidence, you just proved my point that they said it was a flat circle, not a sphere.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
@whitechapel0095 I just found that now because I tried to find the word flat anywhere and it's not there. Why do you spread falsehoods about what's in the Bible if you haven't read it? There's only 1 person (or thing) that is taking much pleasure in that.....
3rdwise 6 months ago
@3rdwise im not spreading falsehoods, i only spread the truth.
whitechapel0095 6 months ago
Very nice
McSpic88 11 months ago
haha. still makes me laugh
sekojinkono 11 months ago
i broke the replay button
BloodRedCypher 1 year ago
ROFLOLMFAO
neomysterio 1 year ago
LOLERBLADES
InhumanAfflicti0n 1 year ago
lol
S33kAnD3sTrOY 1 year ago
What is this from originally?
BadGuacamole 1 year ago
@BadGuacamole I believe it is originally from The Living Bible (1952) series. The short clip above was reused in the movie Religulous (2008).
sonson8472 1 year ago
@sonson8472
Thanks. Yeah I just saw Religulous a few days ago
BadGuacamole 1 year ago
wow facking sxc ha ha ha =D
te3bagizHxC 1 year ago
love it
darkstar0609 2 years ago
on now that was pure epic
willwork4superpowazz 2 years ago
Good one, can someone make a loop?
PETN 2 years ago
sounds good =)
alexcondurache 2 years ago