Balls.

[payawaytomorrow]

Come back;((

[losingsleep333]

CHRIS PLEASE COME BACK WE MISS YOU

[mattman117]

Ⓑⓐⓛⓛⓢ  ⓣⓞ ⓨⓞⓤ!!

[kikkin55]

@mattman117 how the fck u do that

[GlassRose67]

rat's ARE fucking gross!!!

I just swearded :3

[buttcometjacob]

lol rats are very fucking disgusting...no animal should go without fur

[MandyyyYo]

Gayest shit ever

[MikeCheck25]

Does anyone know the name of the song that starts at 3:45?

[clowcard79]

CHRIS!!!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU REPLIED TO MY EMAIL!?!?!?! I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU REALLY ARE A PANDA, REALLY DID MARRY PERVY, REALLY DID ADOPT COLTY, AND REALLY DID BECOME NEIGHBORS WITH PEDOBEAR!!!!!! Okay?

[Karenoikkonani]

Fuck you, I have two very sweet rats.

[timeoftea224]

Crhis I love youre show. Though veiwers have been going down. Maybe you should take a proper holiday.

No Cameras.

No Colty.

No Pervy.

Just Relax.

[giorgospapaleukas]

cos hes fucking Spieberg's son, sorry, f*****g Spielberg's son

[DawnInferno]

ur made of shit @nickandedwardrock

[narutofangirl1230]

IM GOTH AND I HATE YOU NOW

[D0TperiodD0T]

Hmm kinky.

[deadlyhips]

Chris your show views have gone from 50,000+ to 10,000 or less. What happened Chris? :(

-Sarah, Australia

[gsgsgstdsss]

do u get ur muic form garage band

[randombugluver]

iu bet he does...i hear this stuff on it all the time while i use it

[darthspeaks]

Butt-TAUCKS! LOL

[Holliluvzyew]

GOOOO PEANUTSSS! ;D

[SpazzInc]

Hahaha i have 3 rats total but one of them chases my cat around like that.....YAY 4 the Attack rat! (and rats r not gross there cute!)

[xVxxxGhostxxxVx]

UR FUNNEH

[maat369]

I TINK U NEED 2 LERN HOW 2 SPEL

[xVxxxGhostxxxVx]

I was trying to use an internet language of sorts called "lolspeak". I'm sorry if my radical use of words somehow confused you. I hope this comment will clear things up.

[poopsoup9000]

you need to LEARN how to SPELL, too

[BOBODEKAT]

princes bublegum!

[iheartskatinNY]

the last princess bubble gum and this is balls was funny

[Bmk87ca]

lol "i just sweareded"

[suzi32]

the only time rats are gross is when they AREN'T pets.

[ACDBF2]

swearded lol :)

[USsoldier75]

nom nom nom!!!!! hehekekeke I feel like cybering! 3

[GTA188199]

Just bite it's head off Nibbler

[VampireSimba009]

Put on more Alphabet With Pervy!! 'cause I'm a perv myself~ Just kidding!!

[KittyKissies]

i love rodents, their adorable... but them huge ones r kinda freaky X.x

[BaybeeBethanyOx]

i love чour show tbh (: its the best. nmw anчone saчs.

[BooNube]

Love the show Chris, but I wish the iTunes feed was up to date!

[LenaKemp]

chris....you goes strange o_O

[Deqiced]

This is marvelous. :D

[Sitamama]

Lucky for us cause we like to look too :)

Chris is Lord!

[OneoftheImmortals]

hmmm. One would think a few guys would show you pix of their boyfriends buttocks. Then again, maybe they think you would steal their bf. Never mind.

;-{)

[baseballa101]

rofl bun.

[fancoy]

rats are just nasty, always, even some people are able to kiss them (without tongue I suppose).

And I love the hypnotic silly music at the end. It makes me feel a goonie.

[ghalgaryth]

For all you balls fans, if you wanna see more balls go to my page and watch "nice balls".

[KatieElmsley]

So very right, Christopher.

Balls are nasty.

[songtruth]

you gained weight! but you're still hot. balls. funny!!

[zeldanerd13]

I swearded.

[wallyloiterer]

new haircut? :/

by the way,

im lovin that jazzy

tune at the end.

[GeneticallyDesigned]

What ar eyou tlaking about? I hate that stupid tune at the end...It makes my speakers shake....my cheap walmart speakers.... *glare*

No no, I dont really care.

[damon79]

You have balls... I like balls

[UgIzZz]

MAIL BATTOX!

[relive98]

theres a catchy tune that comes up on chriss show quite often, this time its around 3:45. does anyone know where its from? it sounds very familiar and its been haunting me for a while

[0xblackheartx0]

princess bubblegum roawks...she looks lyk my rat when i was three...died when i was 3 too my rat lived one day onli after coming home with mi sobs...

[LivingDog94]

COMB YOUR HAIR! ... hippie.

great show - I laughed once - from beginning to end - PSYCH!

[Random0Chick0731]

wow, you just wasted your time typing up a very bad insult -that sadly, took you over 5 minutes to think up- thinking that anybody here really cares about your rude opinion. Good one...

[Corvis4]

You said "Shits" sir.

[GeneralHasslehoff]

See here I drew the line here right here at his balls!

[clownz313]

this guy looks like tom from myspace

[lcooke]

Fuck you Chris, rats are wonderful.

[BloodyPancakes]

princess bubblegum :3

[xKAtHERiNEx3]

COME TO CONNECTICUT PLEASEEE!

[cpinill]

hahahahahaha GREAT SHOW!!!

In the cutedown I'm voting for Princess Bubblegum just to annoy Chris!

[tykecrazy101]

i luv rats AND IM NOT GOTH OR EMO

[ds99]

I have to thank the girl who left the photos of her boyfriend. Man he's awesome! His butt is to die for, and his face is also very attractive. I love him. I love his photos.

Thanks for posting them Chris.

[Sean2122dd]

hey chris why don't you upload in high quality?

[Modzio666]

this is balls lol

[truthseeker168]

keep it up buddy

[KissHolic]

dude...I love you...

[ilovekbanda]

i love your show! i have been telling everyone about your show...people don't laugh, they don't understand...probabally because i am a sick person.

[Loridins]

i dont know if anyone has told you this, but chris, you have the most beautiful teeth ive ever seen.

[Reggomenra]

Princess Bubblegum....

[RavenNagisa]

Hmm.. Well Technically he did show a semi mutant. That white rat was an albino. They don't often survive in the natral world. Because they lack camoflage. So it was kind of a mutated rat...I mean how many Albino people or ponies or puppies do you see around!! Rats are more common in albinism but some are specifically bred like that.

[XLilMissKathrynX]

It wasn't a fucking albino - IT HAD A BROWN PATCH ON ITS BACK!! DUH!

[xXNSYNCLoverxX]

Rats are fucking gross! I just swearded...LMAO!!!!!

[ashaly1000]

I just swearded xDDDDD

[UNSCnemesishaloplayr]

I LOLed hardcore at this episode...i love when he bleeps his swears so much!! ITS SO F***KIN AWESOME!!! =D LOVE YOU CHRIS...HATE ON THOSE RATS HARDCORE!

[CuntryFugger]

"Derrick with a mustang and mustache Derrick?"

lol That's Funny As Hell xD!

[cmhoutman]

Derrick with a mustang and mustache Derrick? LMAO I swear that's you....

[ActionBOB107]

awsome vid chris! anywho that violin song clip played every now and then is really cool i was just wondering if anyone could tell me the name or something of it? i know i sound stupid but could someone please tell me. its driving me crazy!

[CrimsonTheOriginal]

Chris fucking wins! he is the fuckin bomb diggity!!!

[GretchenDawntreader]

this episode has a disturbing lack of scarred, mutated or otherwise hard-to-look-at pets. Is Chris caving to that one emailer a few episodes ago complaining of the non-cute nature of such pets?

Granted the rat is kind of scary, but it's apparently intact, still has a tail, isn't blind or rheumy in one or both eyes (and has both eyes) so what's the deal Chris?

[Denyarrhea]

I own rats and they are great companions. I wish more people understood how sweet they are.

[crazybilby]

U just get filthier as u go on don't u chris?

... lol :P

[Jackthemeat]

wow this is how you make your living? good luck

[hughesmaes]

Chris,you rock.I just watch your show and you make me smile,lol.Proud to be in the cult ^_^

[dougtubeporter]

i am totally 1000% in love with you.i had to share

[betterbringatowl]

It's a fact rats and other rodents poop uncontrollably, but they taste divine.

[BearBoi69]

I'm sorry, but rats ARE nasty. All they do is eat and shit, shit and eat. Now, if you want to talk about cute, you should have some snakes. Snakes rock. I feed my pet snakes rats. They are very high in nutritional value, above mice and hamsters. Its true! And before anybody bitches, snakes dont have the luxury of choosing to be vegetarian; they eat what they eat. Deal with it.

[somegy1217]

Replace rats with babies-instant comedy.

[BearBoi69]

I agree!

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[falwk]

Yea, pretty much what all living things do is to eat and shit.

Dont bitch about rats, they dont have the luxury of choosing their biology. Deal with it.

[BearBoi69]

I can and do deal with it - once a week on feeding day. :)

[sparklekitten16]

Buh-TOCKS!!

[Lyden93]

this show is getting...old.

[MaxRaine]

Sweared'd =D

All rats aren't gross... Pet rats are generally cute =D Only huge, wet sewer rats are gross =P

[ammoore89]

I sweareded.

[wamouse]

Princess Bubbleguuuum.

I love the cat with the chainsaw, the music in the background of that pcicture is awesome. ^^

[GoGoMonkeyPartySocks]

DUDE. I wanna see them balls. O_O

And uhh.. I can't wait for the announcement. :O It's gotta be better news than what I received yesterday. :]

[CIeopatra]

Balls indeed Chris. Balls indeed.

[xxDarkstreamxx]

lol.

yeah, youve lost it. :P

im warming up to your cohost.

I CANT WAIT FOR THE SURPRISE. :D

[kaypizzle33]

I just swearded.

[Star3Wars3]

It isn't hard to make a MEEEEEP noise....

[dominatedbyme]

I love how its called Balls

[lesmcluffalot]

You know what I hate more then anything else in the world? Man Purses. I get the feeling you use one like Mr. Pregnant. Just use a back pack, they are so much better.

[GoGoMonkeyPartySocks]

Haha.. ^-^;; Random rant there, cluff, eh?

[luvyaAdamo]

i sweared !!!

[sesshoumarulover1]

There is nothing wrong with rats. they're acually really clean sweet creatures...... but it was seriously wierd......

[rekkuzo87]

Win.

[DaHighTower]

chris you're one of the most consistently entertaining people on youtube. you're basicly the only popular person on youtube who's quality has always remained high.

Thanks for the great show

[M8719]

i dont understand what your problem is with rats...they are just a little different from a less furry cat...that was weird.....

[sesshoumarulover1]

i totaly agree GO RATS!

[rachelthefirst]

rats are ^()&*^ are grose

[sesshoumarulover1]

are not they're accually really clean animals... *puts nose in air*

[ronnoc1074]

Zack is super cute. I want one.

[lis880]

um i prefer female buttocks i promise youd get alot more views

[emokidintraining]

THAT WAS BALLS.

ily chris :P

[kickasscinema]

hahahaha!

[sueishere25]

Now I have to check out those buttocks!!

[L0LUNIC0RN]

come to d-town, otherwise known as detroit.

[marilynmanson25]

DIE PENUTS!

i am a teenage goth girl-ratz rule!!!

[marilynmanson25]

oh shut up!!!! not you chris, u freakin rock! this idiot who wants to sell us tv on our compters!!!

[Robbybobbybabby]

Dirk is one ugly dude.

[AveryGrace123]

Lol! Great video!

[Viper91089]

Chris you should come to NYC so us Northeasters can see you =]

[SdUdExDo]

Lmfao :D

[sasbabeuk]

Princess Bubblegum is plain nasty. It looks like she has no hair.

[L0LUNIC0RN]

maybe thats because she doesnt have hair

[hottydelia]

dude...you bleeping rock. love you!

[guhpol]

ha ha

[Nadia2887]

Excellent episode.

[cubbie2o2o]

Sorry but I think you sold out to your original fans when you stopped swearing. I loved your shows because of the carelessness of everything. Maybe I just love swearing but I'm probably not the only one who loves it.

[mechadaveo]

I'm pretty sure he's making a point to people who complain about his swearing. After all, he didn't bleep them all out...

[cubbie2o2o]

Yeah, he did say Fuck without it bleeped. Maybe I haven't lost all hope:).

[Moonmourner]

XD!!!

[goose1977]

oh man, now i have to wait for another secret anouncement? chris had better be coming 2 ohio bahaha

[chaoticpix93]

damn straight. Damn there's a lot of (bleep)ing people in (bleep)ing Ohio, don't you (bleep)ing agree? It'd be great if he came to COLUMBUS! *Dances*

[goose1977]

YES! and if he said "do not fly in from california..." lol you know, when he said "no not fly in from ohio"... ahaha good times... lol

[HighHeelzMusic]

bla blab i dont understand what he ask...

greetz high-heelz...

[wolfdemonryu]

I don't come for this bloody sick junk i just want to see some cute shizznit not so much groddy stuffs

[llVIU]

you're pretty slow then

[BottleOfCola]

Dear Chris,

Have I told you lately that i'm completly inlove with you?

[saishusong19]

haha i f*ckin love this :D

[VerbelX]

ROFL Effin Gross xD

[Yelnatsinthepit]

I got shirts today! they are totally jokes! aannnnnnnddddd, the pen is freakin awesome! oh, and i wonder what the big announcement is?

[Yelnatsinthepit]

I got shirts today! they are totally jokes! aannnnnnnddddd, the pen is freakin awesome!

[jtheman20]

rats ARE fucking gross

[theroseofsharon47]

Oop's a meant the rat

Derk also has a semi beard; and I do not like it at all.

[theroseofsharon47]

Let's see. I have no words; but, here thay are. Do you do this for a living? and, please quit acting like you have a beardish. Women either want a beard or not; and I do not like beards. O.K. let's see anything but she rat!

[Guesty52]

I just swearded lmao

[wccrispy]

I'm glad someone else caught that and quoted it! Chris is beyond words sometimes. lol

[wamouse]

I love the tags.

it's like: love, puppies, kittens.

ass, butts, balls.

LOL

[Petrades]

Princess Bubblegum... LOL

[Oestaira]

your video tags are nearly as hilarious as the show itself

[eilpvbdz]

rofl nice show man. you rock :) 5/5

[bunnythedepraved]

eww. rats.

[ger6111]

i wanna see balls!!!!!

[pyrokitsune1]

me too :(

Why must you draw the line THERE? Why not draw a censor line over the eyes like everyone else?

[sqwishdabug]

Yes, rats are nasty

[scotto40]

I think you are the cute one.

[mellxbelle]

AHHAHA I LOVE YOU

-.o

[holluchan]

Hey. I like Peanuts.

Also. Thank you. I was wondering where the swear editor went!

[2000dodgedurango]

Chris, show Dirk's ball. i think we can handle it.

[ducttapeheart]

Rats are fucking gross. Also, that kitty is sooooo the bitch.

[themurge]

My flatmate has a pet rat. It smells disgusting, craps on all the furniture and bites. So yeah- never get one. Ever.

[101lol]

RATS ARE F'in' GROSS

[HotPiratesWench]

fing gross.

[Walenski]

I always wanted a rat. I like rats. That said, I also really like goth chicks. Tall ones, with fucked up parents.

[geets55]

hahahah they are grosssss!

[cutetoiletwater]

thanks for making another show this week to help me get through the living hell that is high school ;)

[mcnallyfromthevalley]

i h8 peanuts

[bdriz16]

Agreed, I'm sure Chris got really stoned the night he came up with that idea and started playing with a giant bag of styrofoam peanuts. Maybe funny if it were some sort of inside joke, but not funny on the show.

I vote Cooper by the way.

[umahuma4]

i vote for towels ( really stoned )

[rayjme]

u mean, u just swore...teehee xD

[marzielol]

"See this here? I put a line over your boyfriend's balls."

LMAO