The White House The Nozzle

[Super1313Duper]

HAHAHAHAHA, deni picko :D

[SsSLAURSsS]

5:16 they are chasing meeee hahaha:))that was funny:))

[dawsonoo7]

yay finally found this ! I was looking for the conclusion of your nozzle quest for a while now!

[45timeslamerthanu]

They're chasing meeeee!! Lol

[xXMansoniteYankeeXx]

"Bottom line is that it's inappropriate"

"Right."

Win.

[gbcustom57]

4.03 ... I just pissed myself laughing at this

[majesticated1]

Makes me wanna eat some dorritos. :D

[kaciisbored]

:( it's ok Danny sometimes things just go wrong

[rubickscube6666]

at 5:10 i srsly thought that the arc was the size of a foot. so when danny ran in i was like wtf why is he so small...

[nata122]

your totes making me hungry with those chips.. i think i'm going to get some right meow.

[iwuvsweeney]

1:32 Most attractive laugh ever... laughed.

[urbanburglary]

I have never wanted tortilla chips so bad.

[mbfroggie]

Whose sculpture thingy did you knock over???

You're so rude!

[floraoptica]

You're crazy Danny, and that's why I love you, my precious, sweet little peach.

[YouGotAnEmail]

now i know how to bomb obama

[Adonik]

I must say, this was an fun thing. all pumped up for weeks and now it happened!

[KushinaKazama]

pause at 1:12!

[OverlordJake]

lol, it was awesome how you smashed it to put it in the box.

-Paul

[TheBestGoodbye]

GOD DAMN! HE OWNS he straight smashed that

[indycardvr1]

dude that is awsome! you should do more vids like this one going to random places and runnin from people without guns

[iwuvsweeney]

oh my god 5:14 - 5:20

xD could you be any more awesome

[salenche]

dany u are the best i love your shows keep going

[cld118]

*THERE CHASING ME! HAHA!* o_O* love you danny!!!

[robertlovestwilight]

they're**

[cld118]

thank yer. irony=i hate people who mispell things:D

[robertlovestwilight]

:) its just a pet peev of mine.

[kakimedragon]

As much as I love you, i hate you at the same time. Godamnit, why must it be nachos and stuff, Sheesh. Talk about a major craving.

[WobbaLobba90]

You are better than sex !

[MizukiGotClaws]

LOL... you're amazing.

[dojkica007]

one of them looked asian the other one looked nine.

fuck me man i laughed so hard on that hahahhaha

[GTASACheater101]

30 seconds of you eating chips.....

GENIUS!

[memyselfandsean2]

genius

[mas9999999999]

@GTASACheater101 lol wut

[exail93]

genius

[BoLeglav]

genius indeed....

[dantephyzer]

I will never get tired of this! xD

[HouseAddict8240]

how about a bigger box hahahha

[pederasii]

2 expensive :D

[Shananani]

shit, danny

you're amazing

[brooklynsweeta]

nice boobs on the top right on the painting .. lmaooo

[Er0y]

Your mission was accomplished in my mind Danny. Well done.

[MsAddictionObsession]

lol ive been to that musuem! and u can build the arch urself so its cool that he knocked it down...really funny tho! i love danny!

[pilphh]

lol

[dragonkurt1]

Hahahahaha you actually made me drop out of bed and rofl when you destroyed that sculpture

[terga1]

hhahaha i banged my head in the desk laughing hahahaa

[devonika91]

lol wow lol ily

haha

[aendes]

I cant believe you owned that sculpture HAH! So funny, ddnt expect that. They could probably just put it back up easily anyways.

[gingerkid11111]

"there chasing me,because they dont have guns"

[kipfulness]

Rofl, you owned that sculpture.

[338jon]

DC has some Great Architecture... though it's 2nd to detroit LOL

[b52goats]

wtf is that suppose to mean?

[338jon]

it's a joke (because detroit sucks)

[sagwakitty15]

yeah... sorry about how crap D.C. is

our homless people are just friendly... and drun..... and one almost molested me when i was 9... and our police officers somtimes get tired of being awful at what they do... so they actually do their job... so ya.. DC sucks

sorry

[BlackGator48]

Where did the buying douche nozzles vid go :(

[DanielMaher3D]

haha I had to go to that damn museum for a field trip once

[WiseLotus]

and we love you tastey nacho bite

[msg2jboy]

u should send them dildoes

[LenaCS]

ahaha

[AlexFoogla]

Did you acually crash into that shit at the national history building thingy? xDDD

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@AlexFoogla Yeah he did but it's easily rebuildable. I've seen stuff like that before, it's mostly something that random people can build but they still don't want people fuckin with it like that... lol

[gabberjammer]

okay, from now on, march 7th is douchenozzle day

[Ninjakunai42094]

Gotta mark my calendar!

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[catsrules247]

Cuz they didnt have guns!! oh ya know. Lmao!!

[LePeanutButter]

I love the chasing part!

Ha!

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[shefshofabsehr]

GRIMEY PILULARS

[veronicachic]

LMAOOO im too pansy to do that at a museum :o

[Millz360]

"their chasing me!" lmao great ^^

[sebbyrules]

This episode rules. I wish there were more like this!

[Kuhzia]

Hahaha! By far the best video I have watched on YouTube thus far, except maybe the one by sxephil where he talks to RBC Centura.

[NapalmXD]

lol!

[Maryangel24]

"they're chasing me...cause they have no guns" oh my god, hahahaha!!

[Kissy731]

It looked like one of the secret service guys wanted to laugh. :)

[tinyb2003]

"They're Chasing Me!!! AHAHAHAHA!!"

fucking hilarious

[thunderbird5898]

I almost peed my pants when u ran thru the arch of boxes!

[0v3rk1ll2006]

why didnt u just get a bigger box?

[MarcLovesEmo]

because a small one is cheaper=D

[FootClanLeader]

I wish I could have seen the clerks face when you bought all those duches. That would be tit-tacular!

[unknownlock1]

That was fucking hilarious. One of the best I've seen so far.

[melissaandzach9]

lol you gots some ballss :)

i want doretos

[hotcoffee15]

fucking epic

[stephenbrazier]

OMG. Rebel (;

[DistracticusPrime]

mmm, you're making me hungry.

[StevenNatoli]

haha i was eating chips while watching this

[Live2dance100]

me too! lol

[Ninjakunai42094]

And I.... pork chop :C

[OmegaXF]

You are the shit!!!!

100 sama-dollars!!!!!

[OmegaXF]

You are the shit!!!!

100 sama-dollars!!!!!

[tittleabbo]

"Theire chaising me"

[Mierda142]

lol @ 'they're chasing meeee ahahahaah'

[vokaslance]

5:13 - 5:20...made me laugh

[jauracakes]

For reals!

[waltrulz]

you mailed the white house, like 100 duaches

[saftelskeren]

326

[Rhams3y]

cause they didnt have guns

[IQness]

lol.... douche

[cloudiadesuini14]

I L O V E Y O U.

[Idosander]

lol dude this can't get any stupier

[gprentice303]

you're funny as balls. (i couldnt think of ANYTHING else to say)

[JagdJab]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO

They're chasing me hahahah

LOLOLOL

you have to do that again

[dvddude13]

HAHAHAHA

"Because they DONT HAVE GUNS"

[KamikazeCaptain]

how long did it take you to make that "crown" to have to just smash it like that?

[VoodooZombo]

6 hours, lol

[xbedroomeyes]

hahaha. completely appreciated the use of tomfoolery.

[ste4test]

HaHaHAHaaaHAHAHAhHHAhHAHAhAhA AWSOMEEEEE JOOB dude ahahah

[McNugget4409]

You remind me of Jim Carry.

[overclocked221]

i told my friend the same thing haha

[LArocca2013]

fucking hillarious..... nice job

[YouRockOnDude]

I love how happy he looks on the subway

[Atoutlem0nde]

"So the bottom line is... it's inappropriate."

That's hilarious.

[arracutie]

lolz, 5:42...hilarious facial expression. :) This vid made me hungry! :( lol

[Slance1Himself]

"cuz they didn't have guns" :D

[SdUdExDo]

LMFAO

[OMGArdillas]

Genius! Sheer genius...and yet it also contains the right amount of shenanigans and maturity that makes everything enjoyable!

[UnchainedProductions]

dude ur a cock sucker dont watch it if u dont like it fuck you

[GOTOWNAGE]

were you enjoying thos chips ? and p.s herbert is watching you go to the bathroom..

[HannaSimpson]

haha

genius

[SmokeSomeTree]

fuck you asshole, you dont have to watch it

[jline43]

go eat a dick asshole

[jline43]

if you hate the gradual report so much don't watch it...simple solution

[MuscleMeatHead]

lmao

[XBokuNoKuroiMayuX]

OMG THAT WAS SO CLEVER BADDMANAZ!!!

[WordToudai]

LoLz You PHAIL

Just do, go cry.

[gonzon22]

Badmanaz, from the bottom of my heart... you should have been a stillborn. I hope you live in a flood zone and a tsunami fills up your house at 3am and you drown trying to swim out of your submerged home. Do us all a favor and learn how to suck bullets out of a gun. If you don't have a gun... remember when slicing your wrists, it's down the road not across the street.

[baddmanaz]

hey, that's 2 d's!

[gonzon22]

Oh... sorry about that. I know you eunuchs are sensitive about those things.

Have a good day and don't forget to eat shit and choke.

[RHKing23]

dats exactly how i eat chips..hahhahahaa....

[TheSarahJade]

i love you too...and now i want doritos

[kickerqb01]

wow, this is freaking hilarious, i almost died of laughter at the end, keep up the funny vids

[ImaLemonMnM]

You have a reeeeeeeally big mouth.

[ohrobin51]

that was hilarious

[Ethaninreallife]

Congrats on at least trying, We can always count on Dan, Come home soon!

[MrToySoldier]

to many big words for that guard to follow your explanation.

[Krazychris135]

Omg, ROFLCOPTER! They're chasing me!!

[xRoflCoptoRx]

LAWL :P

[francishughes81]

omg, danny, you are so hilarious.

[gottalovethe90s]

ha ha ha your my idol mann !!!

bah ha ha

b.c they didnt have guns

[neifpolo]

lolololol you wrecked the box-arc-thing AWeheheheSOME!

[simcitysaver]

Oh Yeah!

ahah You're so wicked

READ MY COMMENT IN NEXT VIDEO.

[superflyingguru]

id l ike to c wat happens wen the people that were chasing u find this on youtube 4 years from now lol

[shutmeup16]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

too bad the the douche bag "bush man" wont get it hahahahahah!!

[sxcdanual]

that was the single greatest thing i have ever seen on youtube. WOW! ur insanely funny you should actually get a show like andy milonockis on MTV or sommat because that was absolutley great

[tater1264]

im serious

[tater1264]

dude you should make a movie "jackass.. danny style"

[tungstun75]

Just a couple of things:

1) The "nine year old" secrete service guy is a good friend of mine and thought it was pretty funny. Incidently, his wife is very excited that he is on youtube.

2) Unfortunately it was the video camera that he spotted that made him toe the line with you.

3) Finally, secrete service guys don't have safeties on their weapons and like I said, I know the guy pretty well and . . . um . . .good decision. He's from Tennessee.

[lil55p]

hilarious!!

[MrOmniscient]

Danny! Great video, thanks for that. It wasnt a total failure, you totally cheered those 9 year olds up... and you also pissed off some architects, nice vid.

[Nic33rd]

Damn guns. Aw, well, this little Nacho Bite is happy nonetheless. You're looking good, Danny.

[sarkasmi83]

Oh oh crap, I'm already too late! Well..

[pathen101]

make a vid on Childhood obesity plz D-man...D!

[pathen101]

cuz they dont have guns!!! super LOL .....super

[woodypiper08]

HAHA how long did it take you take make the "crown"? lol

[blarfgaincentral]

I didn't know that douch nozzles were a sturdy building material. .... that just gave me an Idea. And yes, that is idea with a capital 'I'.

This episode was unusually artistic in my opinon.

What was that painting in the backround? Do you know the artist?

.... Okay, i think i'm done. Oh yeah... Have my babies, Danny.

[buzkill]

super fun! XD

[DangerHat]

LOL!

[simcitysaver]

THEY'RE CHASING ME! HUAHAHA!

[ademetal]

they're chasing me!

In england if you send something in the mail between the point it's sent from and it's official destination it becomes property of the queen.... so lets send 100 pounds of marujana(I dunno how to spell it) and get the queen arrested for possesion! - ed byrne

another thing about the queen.... she can go into a playground and mow down all the children with an uzi, and she cannot be sent to prison 'cause she has immunity from the british law system. don't piss of THE QUEEN

[bloodocean07]

destroying that arch was funny

[tall891u]

haha it doesn't matter we all knew what was gonna happen, good episode anyway.

[mnr8788]

ummm..... cani have a chip? and dude dont just give up like that. bummer.... so much for the whole lesson you were trying to teach the president.

[OfcrFarva]

I WANT MY MONEY BACK FOR THE NOZZLE!! hahaha jk i didnt buy one haha. because i knew better. its cool though Danny youre still a funny bastard, keep on truckin'.

[richac2010]

That was kind of lame. I could have told you that they wouldn't let you in the white house or near it, etc... I was expecting something a little more strategic. Anyway, the crown was cool. I wish you would have ditched out the money to ship the crown properly. Then at least the people who checked the mail would have a good laugh (better laugh). Still a good episode, though. Loved that you carried the douche nozzles around in D.C.

[Pneumatic123]

I guess if you aren't going to get shot by secret service agents or arrested for heaving trash onto the lawn of the white house... Watching you travel around Washington DC with a giant sculpture made of douche nozzles is the next best thing. :)

What was the arch-o-boxes you knocked down? I hope it wasn't some 5th graders assignment that he slaved over (of-course with the "help" of his father who happens to be an engineer). That would just be tragic.

[Nelmistro]

Dame...after watching this video I'm in the mood for some Doritos cool ranch

[sevendueceoffsuit]

Well it's the thought that counts.

[kaleajamison]

Love IT!!

[upindust]

too bad you couldn't send it in full and include an explanation. they actually say the president has a great sense of humor(saw him do a roast on comedy central)

[surfinjuli]

Friggin funny!! Look out, every where the guards have no guns! *L*

[Maclaffy]

watch?v=bY4DvVpQ30k

[FleaMaster69]

haha!!! kudos my good man. you went the distance...

Nacho bites... haha...

haha... douche crown... how awesome would it be if bush had put that on his head...

HA!

and made some kinda statment to the US like: I know that the crown is awesome, but the awesome... belongs to... danny.... danny? danny...

that would have been.... totally victory dood...

you rock forever

[kinkei123]

Hahahaha

THEYRE CHASING ME

[Hawkoon]

I bet the President is watching this now, laughing his arse off, wanting that crown xD

But the destroying that .. thing was pointless. Admittingly, kinda funny, but hey, someone spent a lot of time constructig that!

[tadshackles]

Rad video Danny.

And, those chips look delicious! can I have some?

[ETL19]

/facepalm ...

[TeleShaman]

theres gotta be some sort of metaphor there for destroying the douche nozzle crown by trying to fit it into a box.

[K3N51NGTON]

lol well um yea i would have paid for the box if u would have just waited and i would have mailed u money cause i want to see what the president says with his oil mining ass

[mefien]

You sir, are a brave and funny man. :)

[rrrconserve]

Those chips look delicious.