HetaOni 9 - part 1/2 [ENG / POR subs]

[mythwatcher07]

BAD STEROID STEVE!!!!!!! BAD!!!!!!!!!1

[Vulpix70]

ZOMFGBBQ! I was so into the vid that I didn't read the comments before I watched and well, when Steriod Steve showed up, I choked on my Jolly Rancher and screamed for Germany. ;A;

[BeingHumanAintEasy]

0:01 *reads comments.... notes Steroid Steve at 10:17*

*Watches Video*

09:50 "Oh shit the comments..."

10:00: *glares at screen*

10:05: *biting nails*

10:10: *buttocks clenches*

10:17: *OMFG!!!! IKDJFADSJFHKEJFKAJFKJABEFKJBDJ­*

Ah Hetaoni :)

[CherryWolfGirl]

HOLY SHIT STERIOD STEVE SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME

[Sanzoline]

Well someone's been working out...

[Temariwindscythe]

@.@ What the frig is going on. I'm so confused! Italy, what are you doing?????

[lillypop1996]

10:17

This is my fifth time watching this, and it's 1:11 am right now and I still get freaked out by steroid steve. It.... Just freaks me out and I'm just like,

"HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE ABCDEFG STEVE COMES IN!!!"

[kristelmiller729]

romano: "did you break all of the clocks?"

me: "how- how did you know about that?!"

Italy : "how- how did you know about that?!"

me: O.O

[Saranyaaful]

*uglier version of steve arrived*

I THREW TALISMANS ALL OVER MY SCREEN, NOTHING HAPPENED WHAT THE HELL

[AloisT98]

DAMMIT STEVE, WOULD YA QUIT POPPIN IN OUT OF NOWHERE YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE!

[mexiisama]

Also, the ending just tore my heart. ; __ ; ''

Seriously, the way Italy walked back while calling out for Germany. *bawls*

[mexiisama]

"Do not touch or feed the nations."

Lmao, Spain.

[AussieClass]

I saw that alein and I shit myself. I almost fell out of my chair I was like

ZAT ZING IZ GUNNA COME THROUGH ZEE DOOR ANY MINUTE!!!

[ILUVKAKASHISQUAD7]

Me: sadness, Italy...:(

10:19

Me: WTFLIP! ROFL! OMGOODNESS WTFLIP HAPPENED TO STEVE???

Cannot stop laughing.

[ILUVKAKASHISQUAD7]

Haha Spain, you're so funny!

[nguyesab]

HOW DID STEVE GET THAT BIG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TheAquaelle]

Now whay, how the hell got Steve this big.....o__o!

[xxxsailorjupiterxxx1]

HOLY FUHRER! WHY THE FRUK IS HE THAT BIG?!?!?!?! SPAIN HUNGARY ITALY TURKEY, THAT WAS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CapuRen]

Great Steve... I'm sure you wanted to impress them all with your muscles but...I think you overdid it a little :3

[SpeedXaaa]

I literally screamed at 10:21. O_O

I think it was because of Steve's giantness. ._. GAH WTF T^T

[xKatjee]

Romano & Spain: *Appear in front of the opening to the way out*

Me: YESH NOW GET A FREAKIN' ROPE AND PULL THEM ALL OUT

Italy: *Runs away*

Spain: *Goes down*

Me: NUOOOO Y U NO LISTEN TO ME DDD8

[tomatolove15]

me: *sobbing because of Italy sadness*

steve: lol im a fucking giant now! hey remember when they used to play the scary music to warn you that i was coming? well fuck that! here i am!!!

me: JGAKLJDGKLASJOIGAJLEJLKAJFDHGO­IU4EIOWA *flips table*

[awesomeness8418]

6:39 France: "i can't belive it..is her for real?"

Me- In the wise words of Poland, like, totally.

[SodaCat17]

guys guys guys.

it's simple.

Steve realized Spain was here, and in France's words:

/L'amour/ got the best of him, so he worked out just a tad ;)

[CrunchBandicoot]

Romano: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

LOL I had to do it.

[kisaLuver]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITALY YOU IDIOTAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries*

Mom: Are you okay?

Me: SILENCE, I'M IN MOURNING!!!!!!

[PuddingxRenax3]

Did anyone else shit bricks when Steve came in the room? e__o

[TotallyAwesome148141]

Holy **** Steve! You nearly gave me a heart attack!

[RedWizardFox]

YES ROMANO AND SPAIN FINALLY ARRIVE!! woohoo

[NinaNokori]

Spain looks so casual compared to the other characters...

Or is it just me? :0

[Toshiro485]

D: "don't feed or touch the nations" WHY .3. I WANTED TO POKE BRITIAN AND GET HIM MAD! and touch prussia to gain his awsomeness T3T

[Crazyrandomanimegirl]

@Toshiro485 Dub fan?? :3

[HetaliaPrussia994]

"Don't touch or feed the nations!?"

so now spain is smart,funny,and sexy!!!

I want him

[maylinx0x]

D:

[TearStainedAngel24]

And so the plot thickens...

[TeamSwitz4life]

Holy crap... Steve scared the shit out of me this time O.o

[hannahTH3]

*italy's talking near the end*

Me:From what the comments say, is steve supposed to-

*Really huge steve comes in the room*

Me:O_O WTF!? ITALY NOOOOO

[peeplperson122]

oh. meh. gawd. STEVE IS ON STERIODS!!!!!!

[ShinyWartortle8]

NOOOOOOOO STEVE DON'T HURT VENEZIANO!!!

[awesomeness8418]

10:24 me- OH NOES! STEVE IS ON STEROIDS!!!

[DemonicFireDragon]

Oh I am SO making a fanfic about the end of this part! Watching this has solidified my resolve. Now to start typing it~

[bel0vedl0veless]

OMG!! STEVE YOU LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN BEFORE!!! D:< DON'T TOUCH ITALY!!!

[Anna464]

And the funny thing is that they could have been saved right there x]

But then again, it would have to end here and that's no fun, now is it?

[kiku974]

Or 8:30

[kiku974]

8:31 if u look closely italy's curl bounces

[SaturnPlanetPower555]

._____.' I feel as if Italy is even stupider in HetaOni than in Hetalia itself.

Step 1: Tell Spain & Romano to grab some rope.

Step 2: Release the other nations from the jail thingy

Step 3: get them all in the cave place

Step 4: tell Spain & Romano to throw down the rope

Step 5: Climb up rope one by one

Step 6: live happily ever after.

[Dezzy13ish]

@SaturnPlanetPower555 don't forget to save the mochi.

[angelamongthestars]

@SaturnPlanetPower555 That would be too easy, and god knows this can't be easy.

[taylorswiftsflower]

spains pic looks really... Omigod...*smiles like a creep*

[BaymarCook98]

@taylorswiftsflower I was thinking the same thing

[avatrcrazy]

2:32

Me: ITALY......TELL ROMANO AND SPAIN TO GET A F*CKING LADER!!!!

[TheJolteonMaster]

6:50 yeah you tell him Germany.

[Inumaru12]

It scares the fuck out of me that the enemies just randomly show up with no sound and the fact they can follow you out of rooms is even worse. :(

[madhatterdragon2]

Italy: All this time.....Really all this time... I...

Me: HURRY UP DAMNIT!

Italy: ...with them... from here..

Me: Wait so-

*Steve pops outta nowhere*

Me: HOLLLY SHIT!!! *falls outta chair*  MOOOOOMMMY!

.... And this is my second time watching this :D

[1964lmb]

NOO ITALY!!!! D=

[kriss6841]

Steve must have been taking steroids!

[knuckjack]

Damn Romano, I love you when you're so tsundere.

*I am Spanish <3*

[psoel1]

O.O Steve...da fck! you cant just come outta no where with the body of a giant gorilla! D= v_v Plz Italy be ok! PLZ!!! =''(

[FirestarWarrior808]

OMG SPAINS ICON IS SMEXY.

[PuPumkinSmash]

QQAQQ steve scared the hell outta me... and if I were italy I'd faint or squeal to death

[pein1231000]

steve why.....why the fuck

[MZSSPTearsoftheHeart]

bcuz of the first million times Steve randomly entered im always watching the doors to b prepped, i let my guard down, looked up nd THERES A FRIGGIN GORRILLA ALIEN!!!! HOLY HELL!!!! ITALY I'LL SAVE U -face hits screen- damnit DX

[RussianFrench]

SCREW STEVE, SPAIN'S ICON IS HOT <3

[VeadaTheBat]

I shat brix TAT Run Italy!

[UltimateWhitepony17]

*sees the thing coming in* whoooaaah , Its kinda Big ... *6 sec later*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAAAAAAAAAMN

[TsumeTheGreyWolf]

..wait a lil now.. no... NO!!!

ITALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y!!!!!!!!!!! *has to cover my mouth to not scream it irl*

[TsumeTheGreyWolf]

OMFG!!! STEVE SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!! ...AND WHEN DID HE START GOING TO A GYM!? e____e

..he looks like a fucking alien gorilla...

[IamCloversoul]

Spain: Where are the rest of them?

Italy: I locked them in a dungon cell so I could sacrifice myself to the monster cause we've been trapped by a monster who looks like Tommy but isn't and.....bye~ :D

[PockyKouky]

@Shockerdahedgehog

same here i always shocked this fat badass =_=

[Shockerdahedgehog]

I almost had a heart attack when Steve came in.

[goanime15]

me: * shouting at my mother about where her slippers are at* *turns face back to screen.*

Holy mother of Sh..............! i nearly piss my pants when i saw steve. Woah man i knew everything was going way to smoothly to be true.

[D3athM3adow]

STEVE HUNGRY! STEVE WANT EATS!

[kogastar08]

I laughed and squealed like the fan girl i am when Romano and Spain showed up...then i squealed even more when Italy and Romano had there little chat the i laughed when Spain found the others in the cell. then i poundered with italy as he tried to find the metal......then i wet my pants when Giant-mega-fucking-huge-ass-sc­ary-monster-Steve poped in randomly.....how i the 7 layers of hell did he fit through the door?

[kogastar08]

Me when Italy is thinking

"Yes! you arent't alone yet!!"

Monster pops into door

"HOLY FUCK!! yeah you got big there....have you been working out?

Italy backs into wall.

"Hey! it looks good on you! dont take it out on Italy!"

Screen goes black

"NOO!! NOOOO NOT ITALY!! TAKE ME INSTEAD"

[Starfallz095]

Spamano <333333

Those two are so super fucking cute :3

[Codessrain]

no...no...no...NONONONONONONON ITALY YOU GODDAMN IDIOT!! 

[madhatterdragon2]

Spain: Huh? A zoo? A world zoo? Do not touch or feed the nations?!

*excuse me I'm still hysterically laughing*

nd LONG LIVE SPAMANO~!

[CrunchBandicoot]

The music that starts in 0:26 sounds like the song "Burn" (The Cure). Heta Oni is officially more awesome because of this :D

[TheLozzter5000]

STERIOD STEVE, WTF, JUST WTF

[MegaSlimShadyLover]

What the fuck Steve.

Steroids much?

[ffttt10]

HOW DID STEVE FIT THROUGH THE DOOR????????0.o

[IkanisuShikari]

Me: -sees steve- HOLY MOTHER OF- -screech-

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Me: I'm sorry, the video scared me!

Mom: You've been scared of that all day! Stop watching it! You need sleep!

Me: -pout, goes to watch the rest with a muzzle over my mouth-

[XxkykawaiixX]

Italy: with them....from here...

*Steve pops up with massive body*

Me: HOLY SHIT!!!! *scrolls down fast* >.<

[zierrana]

The irony of "insane 5min chest workout" as a video suggestion...

[iamnotokay24]

Damn, spain is like, smoking hot..

[XSwitchbladeXSaintX]

"Don't feed or touch the nations!?" - brilliant, Spain. :)

[Dariyoukai458]

Who doesn't Romano just go get more rope so everyone can climb out? Or they could pile up some chairs...

[russiafangirl1]

*feeling sad for italy*

*me* aw italy its ok

*buff steve enters*

*my heart jumped* HOLY FUCKIN HELL

[llamas56]

@russiafangirl1

My heart jumped,

then I screamed.

My mom yelled at me,

because she had a headache.

[ForbiddenCuppycakes]

OMG AWWWWWWW <3

Romano is worried about Spain and Italy!! <3 WAHHHHH TOO CUTE TTUTT

[ForbiddenCuppycakes]

OMFG SMEXY SPAIN ICON *7*

YAYZZZZ!!! <3

ANTONIO TE AMO! <3<3<3

[cosplaypreductions]

lol... steve bought steroids from the toilet...

[Vocaloid134]

OMG! WHAT THE HELL STEVE?!?!

[Birdlovemi112]

HOLY SHET STEVE??? YOU GOT??? WHAT?

[mdstvigil]

Holy shit! WTF happened to steve!?

[makemejelly31]

Steve's hips don't lie. Did you guys see those things swing??

[WillisDCade]

omg its fucking boflex version 3.0

[HakuYowane101]

O.O did Steve- you know- OMIGAMMIT STEVE INVADED ITALY'S VITAL REGIONS!!!!

[fluffykittehs7]

@HakuYowane101

All you need now is to say "awesome" in at least everyother sentence, and you would sound SO MUCH like prussia...

[Hiphopboogie]

I've seen this so many times and my question is still the same. How the hell did steroid Steve fit through the door. o_o I mean it's impossible.

[OtakuBishounengirl]

holy shit! steve?! O_e wtf hav u been doing? that fucking scared the shit outta me! >.<

[Monkey25sox]

DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!1  STERIOIDS MUCH?!?!

[loveyallyangu]

HOLY SH- I was expecting a Thing to walk through that door, but it made me jump with how BIG it was. O_o

[sealandfan02]

@loveyallyangu That's what-- y'know what, nevermind...

[Rheesepuffs97]

at the end it looked like steve was doing the chimmey with the music...

[bmacfan]

Uh, Steve...Who let you into Chris Redfield's steriod room?

WAS IT BOB?!?!

I knew he was trouble...

[XxGlamourousBlondexX]

I think I speak for everyone when I say.......

WTF?

Honestly....I've been wondering where Steve was....obviously he's been bench-pressing or something. -_-;

[Blackrain7070]

*At end where Steve appears*

Me: OH NO! D:

Germany: OH NO! D:

Japan: OH NO! D:

Steve: OH YEAH! >D

[bmacfan]

@Blackrain7070 Yes. Just YES.

[crazygangsterhobo]

HOLY SHIT STEVE SCARED MEH D:

[thetreeclan1]

is Steve on something...

[leppaberry]

Steve's been working out.

[LightArchangel9000]

who's steve?*gets shot*

[LadyPyrien]

@LightArchangel9000 steve is the ao oni's name lol well...fan given name i think o.o

[LightArchangel9000]

@LadyPyrien hehe of all the names....XD

[TheDarkOzo]

*is laughing while reading the comments*

*Steve pops up, and I start laughing to death again*

Steve has been to the gym!

[LunaWing118]

I can't take Steve seriously with all the steroid comments



[CV01ArthurKirkland]

10:18

fuck, that scared me

[iYume143]

"I FOUND YOU, VENEZIANOOO!"

Am I the only one who half-expected Romano to jump on Italy?

[XXmaplegirl]

D'X NOOOOO~ ITALY~!!!!!!!

[Animechick7797]

Me: 10:16 awww...you finally understand ita-- 10:18 *enter steve* FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

My mom: What did you just say!?

My Grandma: What the hell!? you scared me!!

Me: RUN ITA RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ﺧ益ﺨ)

[badspellersuntie12]

I jumped three feet into the air when steve walked into the room. I was sitting.

[kink94735]

Me: o .< -eats cookie-

Italy:When all this time, with them..from here..

-monster comes it-

Me: -drops cookie- O oO

[CrazyMangaka]

Italy:With them...here...

*Enters Steve full of steroids*

Me: O.O THAT'S CHEATING!

[Greengirl2121]

Italy- With them here...

*steve enters with Gorilla body*

MOTHER OF FUCK 

[KingdomFantasy669]

Me: -First reaction of Steve in this vid- Fuck Steve, are you on steroids or Prussia's magic mushrooms? -Cue wailing for Italy-

[Sunruner]

Oh damn, 11 and 12 are here D,=

I didn't cry, but I got all warm and happy-feeling watching Romano talk to Veneziano for the first half of the video <3

[BrokenAbyssChain]

I was wondering why Steve had not been randomly appearing and trying to fuck shit up...He was too busy body building. -_-"

[EmeraldEyesOfThunder]

Romano : I FOUND YOU, VENIZIANOOO!

Me : OYUS! Hide and seek much~

Italy : Wh-what??

*Italy's Mind : Oh, fuck.*

(Yes, he's changed a lot, so I believe he would swear to himself. Trololol.)

[Nikki777100]

OAO Steve ate too much Steroids. God, I need a bigger axe, because the one I've stolen from Denmark is too small. OAO

[BloonsPerson]

@Nikki777100 spain has an axe maybe we could take his :3

[Nikki777100]

@BloonsPerson Good Idea. >:D *destroys Den's axe accidentally* Oops. oAo

[RachDubberz]

Steve: *Walks in all buff*

Me: Not really paying attention and expecting it to be little steve* OH HOLY JESUS!!!!!

[ArtisticBrainiac]

STEVE EVOLUTION. I just started cracking up at that moment!! ^.^

[Fowl36]

I think some giant ate Steve ._.

[IsisStarlights]

Why didn't America just pull the bars open?

[aceluffy40]

Romano: Say my full name!

I loved that little back and forth between them! Romano is Italy just as much as Italy is...In other news....HOLY HECK! STEVE'S GINORMOUS!

[peacelovegenius]

... What is wrong with the alien???

[katara15]

2nd time watching it and I cried again when Italy called for Germany. ;_;

[ashleykayy14]

@katara15 .... Me too ._.

[impmongirl]

O....mai..SHIFT KEYS!!! Freakin gorilla!

[SebastianLoverr]

What... Steve is evolving?

*steve evolves*

Congratulations! Your Steve involved into Gorilla Steve!

[VictoriaQuodRex]

I squealed a little at Romano.

[phia343]

Antonio and Lovino to the rescue! And holy crap that Thing got huge.

[cherrimrocks]

uhh...can't italy just tell spain and romano that if they go inside the mansion they'll get trapped too? and can't they just go find another friggin ladder and help them out of there?

[kareatheangel234]

i was just thinking.......if ur able 2 see over the cell bars......can't they jump over it? o.o;

[juliewayiero]

@kareatheangel234 pfft, i tought the same indeed 8D

but nevermind it, its a game 8DDDDDD

[kareatheangel234]

@juliewayiero but they're stupid for not actually trying that method -.-;

[juliewayiero]

@kareatheangel234 they are stupid seriously 8D

why didnt anyone think of throwing a rope or something through that hole in the end of the tunnel?

did you ever notice they never really tried to go out through the front door? 8D

i mean srly... wth?

[LittleNincompoops]

@juliewayiero the front door was locked after they entered

[juliewayiero]

@LittleNincompoops sorry, my memory sucks 8D I cant remember such a thing...

but they never tried the rope thing thats a fact.

[KenChanCake]

@juliewayiero Japan did around the beginning. The door I mean.

[kareatheangel234]

@juliewayiero right? XD i mean Romano and Spain were OUTSIDE they could looked for a really long tree branch or something. lawlz

but in the beginning when the mochi tried 2 get out through the front door he couldn't cause it was locked from the inside right? :o so he ran and hid ._.;

[EpicOranges2Point0]

Why couldn't Spain and Romano just gotten a rope or another ladder and lowered it down so Italy could go get everyone and escape?

[TheMidnightCootie]

I thought that the old alien (Steve?) would have a hard time getting through doors with its big head... but I just don't even want to know how this gorilla got in. XD

[rubyXkurosaki]

FUCKSHITCRAP! Who else screamed?

[TheLocalOtaku85]

Something about that flow of time thing reminds me of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon : Explorers of Time/Darkness

[vocaloidkiko7]

THAT CRAP SCARED THE HE** OUT OF ME!!!

I WAS LIKE aww italy the the alian came and i was like FJKLPJKHGOF! 0__0

RUNNNNNNN!

[awesomeareme]

When we learned about n italy and s italy at school, it turns out s italy does have a name and it's not romano... i was pissed at my teacher

[pxnxd68]

@awesomeareme What's his name then?!

[awesomeareme]

@pxnxd68 I believe the book said it was called Mezzogiorno which means sunny place or something

[pxnxd68]

@awesomeareme Romano, sunny place? Pfft.

[awesomeareme]

@pxnxd68 lol I know right?

[pxnxd68]

@awesomeareme Pfft. That is all

[LadyBakura92]

@awesomeareme s italy is called "mezzogiorno" (midday) because from north italy, when it's midday the sun looks like it's standing upon the southern part of the nation (of course it isn't, it's just an illusion) I'm italian...from the north ( btw sorry for my english u.u), usually we refer to s italy as "sud italia"(s italy), or simply "sud" (the south)...romano simply means "someone who lives in roma (rome)" and veneziano "someone who lives in venezia (venice)" romano's also a rare given name

[piercetheromance]

I screamed and almost dropped my laptop when Steve came into the room. ._.