[HD] Gears of War 3 - Carmine Buys Life Insurance

[annihlator3]

i want that suit! :D

[Dased808]

This makes me mad

[MrCamerongriffin]

Lol jk

[MrCamerongriffin]

FAKE!

[toybox1908]

@DoneRightReviews No they didn't, Anthony got shot, Ben got ate.

[MrFilibusters]

Haha Carmine

[SuperKracker9]

this pisses me of

[xXMAILMANXx1]

is it just me or does carmine sound like a ninja turtle

[Iisthatrandomguy]

LoL Ignatious Carmine took an arrow to the knee!!! XPXPXPXPXP

[hellopants123]

all the carmines have the same voice AHHHHHHH

[adsoiderful]

...but then i took a torque bow the knee

[civiccruiser117]

*chills* Torque bow tag, bad shit.

lost my leg because of it. The other guy lost his head..

[halloilikecereal]

he's a carmine.....he'll need it XD

[gummilord4486]

wot about ignatios carmine he died in a tradgic game of tourque bow tag. "haha u got me" (BOOOOM). who plays tourque bow tag huh u shoot arrows at people and make them explode i know how to play touque bow tag

[Junedude433]

@gummilord4486 yes, we know what the video says.And if you're gonna do it, do it right. Check this.

Carmine: "What about Ignatios Carmine?"

Mr Whatshisname: "Ignatios? He died in a tragic game of Touque Bow Tag."

Ignatios: "Haha, you got m- AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!"

Mr. Whatshisname: "Who plays Tourque Bow Tag? You shoot arrows at people and make them explode!"

Carmine: "I know how to play Tourque Bow Tag..."

[candr1001]

where are my car ke ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Moldymessiah98]

carmine game think up any name then think up a way to die

[Moldymessiah98]

carmine game stupid carmine crossed chuck norris nuph said

[5282890]

C is the only one with a survival instinct

[SoCalWhiteboyXx]

lol the way kim looks at anthony when he stands up :50

[cmiller8492]

deidric carmine? hahaah

[sexy4thing]

Here kitty kitty...........i love that part!

[jmad127]

i know how to play torque bow tag

[monsterking398]

carmine comprando seguros de vida? no le van a servir

[Twiztify]

WHY DON'T WE JUST PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!?

[jamanese87]

I would have been in the game longer, then i took a longshot to the head.

[SomeDumbKid1]

I thinkl Clay Carmine was adopted...

[gamerclay13returns]

Clayton carmine has my first name..:D Wait Clayton carmine is the last of the 4 carmine bro'

[jimmykudo222]

@gamerclay13returns Yeah well the Cole Train has my first name :P

[gamerclay13returns]

the urine sample is so extra XD

[lolzpro12]

Lol they actually made a torque bow tag playlist XD

[TheReviewAirsoft]

Remember the ending of GOW 3 at RAAM's Shadow DLC.Where the COG soldier who looked like Carmine got shot in the head?

I wrote this in the Walkthrough "Wow,he just got Carmine'd."

[mommieslittlekiller]

Yeah it was dedrick carmine

[stewiegriffin2507]

@TheAkuandr3zShow he didnt say he was claton he said he was i think detred carmine

[524silverstripes]

I loved the toque bow tag event on gears of way 3

[TheAkuandr3zShow]

Assuming that was the last of the Carmines (Clayton) he was way out of character. The last one inherited all the badass from the other two.

[mommieslittlekiller]

I played a very fun game of tourqe bow tag with my friends, then I went inside and played gears of war 3.

[MrGchrome]

carmine is like the caboose of gears

[Joebari192]

I've watched this a few times and can't get over how funny it is.

[geoffj13]

judging by the colour of his piss, he had to have been dehydrated like a motherfucker

[caca20149]

1:04 did he say jet carmine

[MegaLegoChris]

Can i have your autograph Carmine

[xGEn3rAaLXxLEE]

They should make Torque Bow Tag a game mode in Gears of War 3.

[KopperNeoman]

@xGEn3rAaLXxLEE They did for a bit.

GODDAMNIT EPIC LET US MAKE CUSTOM GAMES FOR PRIVATE MATCHES...

Ya know, like Halo. Replays too. Y U NO.

[naruto491875]

I Knowww Howww To Play Torque Bow Tag - XD EPIC

[wierdguy40]

Da I know how to play TORQUE bow tag

[slayerLOCUST]

this is funny a'f

[shotchipmunk77]

Thats alot of urine... HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

[KopperNeoman]

Goddamnit, Jed. Stop sprinting into Berserkers, we don't have the fucking comet mutation on gfjsdghsdfkehtfgfds

[oFolzy]

this should have loads more views

[felixmarrero220]

Hilarius

[dingieoner]

TORQUE BOW TAG IS MY FAVORITE GAME AFTER I FOUND MY KEYS IN CID

[Nkb0206]

"WHO PLAYS TORQUE BOW TAG?? YOU SHOOT ARROWS AT PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEM EXPLODE"

not gonna lie... I would if I could.

[codemonkeygirl27]

umm i know how to play tourje bow tag

[credix123]

Kool

[BUMZchannel]

They have got to be running out of Carmines at this point

[duelgundam]

2:39

"SCREW YOU,PAL! COS' I AM NOT GETTING SHOT IN THIS OFF-*Longshot fires**head explodes*

me(COG Gear):ALRIGHT! WHICH SLIMEBAG JUST FIRED THAT SHOT?

Locust Sniper:just trying to prove a point *reloads Longshot*,10 bucks,dude

Theron Guard:argh,god dammit....

[623callum]

Since he said ''Ok dr phill'' I always say it if the teacher is shouting or anything i find it funny xD

[SoCalWhiteboyXx]

kind of sounds like a ninja turtle huh? hahah funny shit. CARMINE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

[ItheSwick]

They should do a sequel with Clay Carmine... Love to see the look on that Suit's face

[KopperNeoman]

@ItheSwick We know how that'll end.

The insurance guy pisses Clay off and either...

A) Gets murdered messily in a tragic game of Torque Bow Tag

B) Bribes Clay with bacon to leave

[armageddonpro17]

@elmojon20 Its not humor, idiot. Its some shitty chain-mail. Please post your chain-shits in some place where people actually give a shit about them. In other words, post things that are relevant to the video.

[Gsyk1370]

what about the carmine who got his arm ripped off and beaten with it in the gow3 story mode.

P.S. i legitemately thought that was clayton carmine who died in that scene, until i got to the end of the game.

[armageddonpro17]

@Gsyk1370 That was a gear named Jynx/jinx (dont know which of the two names it was) as Anya screamed his name before he got his arm ripped off by the grenadier.

[Gsyk1370]

@armageddonpro17 i must have just missed it the first time around

[mom93072]

Xavier carmine

[moviethisguy]

how many gears will they make? will we ever see willfred carmine?

[Shooter25630]

@moviethisguy Gears 3 is the final one that will be done by epic. not sure if another team will pick it up or not most likely not.

[girness055]

at least clay dosnt die. again if you beat gears 3 youll see 

[lastbornsnake]

here kitty kitty!

[stringa01]

hes like the kenny of Gears

[korey1555]

LOL. Anthony's death "dude"

[FalloutMassacure]

the cole train runs on whole grain baby!!!!!!!WHOOOOO!!!!

[nunubatman]

the carmine name is cursed u hear me

[nunubatman]

that is one big ass train

[nunubatman]

does any think clayton get life insurance

[generalsoapful]

who shoot him????

( the goast of his dead cuzin)

[gears98killer]

Trollolololololololololololol

[xXQU1CKXxXSC0P3RXx]

Anthony,Ben,Clay,Dan,Eric,Fran­k,Gary,Herbert,Isaac,Jack,Kyle­,Luis,Mark,Nick,  Oscar,Peter,Quinn,Ryan,Shaun,T­eddy,Ulysses,Victor,Will,Xavie­r,Yenerd,Zack Carmine

[yugioh5djrules]

@xXQU1CKXxXSC0P3RXx they all died

THE END

except clay oh yah spoiler

[EasterEggSpecial]

if theres a next gears of war there will be a derek carmine!!! :D thumbs up if u agree

[armageddonpro17]

@elmojon20 Idiot.

[MasterSaxophonePlaya]

Whats about Clayton?

[DigitalGame18]

@MasterSaxophonePlaya

He lives.

[MisterFlyingMushroom]

@MasterSaxophonePlaya clay (my favorite gears charector) LIVES :D

[jakoson7]

anthony got shot by a sniper rifle to the head, crashed landed a helicopter and still lived (illegitimate child???)

[john1112371]

kenny carmine

[AlexxxxxSaysHi]

if he had 4 brothers that would make 5 -.-

[heliosis01]

12 Carmines watched this.

[athonycarmine0312]

theres maby gears of war 4 becase if u show carmine the ropes he says i hav 4 brothers but 3 now it in gears of war 2

[yoda2287]

Should mention, they werent flesh eating insects, they were antibodies 

[fchulopkis]

If you still don`t have Gears of War 3 get it now: goo.gl\k3U6R

[FruitNinja98]

What is wrong with family?

[CHAWP3R]

somehow i knew carmine was going to die in this video

[SovietcomandoV2]

Wait u forgot the best one of all. Jimmy carmine. U know him bet u dont cause i kill him!

[shortstuff780]

well there is always gears of war 3 carmine (cant think of his name) but he didnt die.. :)

[spartanhector]

I find this kinda funny I find this kinda sad

[handyman646]

@spartanhector the dreams in which carmine is dying is the best i ever had

[CBass2016]

@spartanhector And the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had.

[WTFudge192]

Use the bottle of piss as jarate. Forst thought i had when i saw it.

[zero777jaren]

saw that one coming... if the carmines dont see their death coming to them every time theres a sharp tiped object, maybe they dont deserv the life insurance xD



[meEVIL1000]

A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you dont post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry dont't want this to happen to me

[Thegrandhighoracle]

@meEVIL1000 Grats, you're stupid!

[Zarospwnzz]

@meEVIL1000 I have read this exact story in an urban legend book and read the comment on at least 4 vids and nothing has happened to me

[KopperNeoman]

@meEVIL1000 *pulls out Lancer and beats the killer in a chainsaw duel while playing Gears at 3 am*

[crocodile18nic100]

wtf he has a helmet

[XPvtCabooseX]

I thought this was pretty funny at first, but when he whipped out that urine sample I just died laughing!!!! LOL!!!!! XD

[fracc90]

i want that outfit....

[ChicksDigTheBaird]

He always did love animals..

[monkeywest12]

12 people dont know how to play torque bow tag

[tutoriallzzz]

Insurance fraud much?

[RocketeerRaccoon]

Then came Clay, the only Carmine that can't screw up.

[Brandinokthx]

@ 1:46 pause it and it looks AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[Brandinokthx]

carmine should have shoved the urine sample down his throats and cut his body in half with the lancer LOL.

[1stWoR1dDyNASTY]

Torque Bow Tag:

1) You have 5 respawns

2) Carmine has 1

[1stWoR1dDyNASTY]

Why are their no female Carmines? Carmine's parents must only want boys?

[ventusdude88]

poor b.carmine :(

[Missxblchic]

Lmao, "Who play's Torkbow Tagg??" xD

[Dnffforever]

@Missxblchic Torque Bow Tag.

[dinoman89]

@Missxblchic I KNOW how to play Torque bow tag...

[flattoprulez]

haha I love how there's torque bow tag on Gears 3 cause of this. SO MUCH FUN.

[SockMonkeyMadness]

Anthony Carmine Benjamin Carmine Clayton Carmine Demetri Carmine Evin Carmine Franklin Carmine Gareth Carmine Hans Carmine Ignatius Carmine Jed Carmine Kishon Carmine (look it up) Lebron Carmine Michael Carmine Nick Carmine Oscar Carmine Paul Carmine Quinlan Carmine Robert Carmine Sherman Carmine Tim Carmine Ulfred Carmine Virgil Carmine Will Carmine Xavior Carmine Youseff Carmine Zack Carmine There is your alphabetical Carmine family. Youtube users beware all these men.

[HouseOrdos]

Anyone read the calander in gears? it makes a referance to this vid!

[TheAce707]

Ignacious Carmine lol. Love Torque bow tag.

[C0GSniper]

He sounded JUST like Sammy from Blue Mountain State when he said "Screw you pal!"

[H1V3XBoss]

2:42

[H1V3XBoss]

Mabye threres a whole alphabet of carmines

[IXSocrates]

@H1V3XBoss there's 4..

[DavidNation292]

Woah woah woah woah ok Dr. Phil!

[BeautifuButPsychotic]

Was that Michael Gough doing the voice again?

[EveryDayHater]

clayton dies... :P he gets his arm ripped off, Daniel Carmine is in the helicopter

[l4dhunter200]

@EveryDayHater no he doesn't

[TheUltimateLee]

@EveryDayHater Nah, the guy with his arm ripped off is some random Gear, Clayton was in the chopper :)

[reno2131]

clayton is the only one who gets Life Insurance

[axfergusonyahbolt]

theres four carmines their all brothers

[cyberchimchar13]

@axfergusonyahbolt unblock me

[zola910]

Anthony Benjamin Clayton as easy as ABC oh wait Anotony Benjamin Clayton ABC thumbs up if u noticed they go in ABC

[EFSpartan]

RANDOM RED SHIRT!

[TheMorfiend]

FPS Doug killed Carmine.

[bedofrazors94]

on the Gears 3 event calendar it says:

Torque Bow Tag

Like the Torque Bow? So do we! Join this special playlist and start taggin!

+Who plays Torque Bow tag?

+Ignacious Carmine for one...

+And now you can, too!

:D

[shaji20]

@bedofrazors94 i came here just to type that :P but you got here first

[bedofrazors94]

@shaji20 haha, sorry man XD

[AssassinSi]

@bedofrazors94 Lol good to know i was not the only one to see that :)

[aldearey]

At 1 21 Sherman Carmaine burned up looking for his car keys in a pool of imulsion LMAO.

[blacktherion23]

im going to play torque bog tag ASAP! iT'VE LIVE ON GEARS 3

[iStaySwagginEm]

FALSE ADVERTISING WITH THE HD BRO! ):

[JmoneyCruz75]

this is funny

[heffman102]

so theres a benjamin carmine and a franklin carmine? thumbs up if you get the hint

[juggernut108]

@heffman102 i don't get it

[suckapunch565]

@heffman102 That's why he's on the $100 dollar bill...

[103Kitsune]

I thought The voice was pretty good...even sounded like a carmine =D

good job

[predotarx47]

He always loved animals

[yeagerzombie]

actually carmine is an italian name in origin, so most likely the carmines would be from the east or west coast

[Caratenboy45]

lol at 2:23 clayton runs in with a retro lancer charge and tackles him out the window

[BiGGTunaFish]

trading either savage kantus or commando dom for preferably the liquid green skins or any other characters or 1600 ms points pm me for details

[thucster5]

I think they were buying life insurance.

[shockdrone67]

Torque bow tag!!!

[liljoeved6]

carmine rules he is best just like kenny from south park thumbs up if you HATE cartman

[NoobZoneVideos]

@liljoeved6 Except he's not the same person. Their brothers

[ponkieponkz]

@liljoeved6 I simply adore the little fatty ! :D

[liljoeved6]

carmine nice armore sick ! you are bad ass !!!!!!!!

[jerkoftheweek200]

Why is there a horse behind carmine who puts a horse as a decoration item???

[MrSgtlovejoy]

press 7 for rednecks



[zodiaccurse12]

I am petitioning this to be a official Gears of War Super Bowl commercial

[Smokey94462]

what was the first name of the Carmine that gets killed by the berserker?

[afec89]

looking for his car keys hahaha!