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  • Is this for real??

  • lol im a JROTC Cadet here and i have not see something this stupid in a like a long run... this was probly the most nerviouse peple who would ever report to the board

  • america , putting the "oops" in "troops"

    

  • holy shit

  • Hey I feel you dude I find sitting in a side ways chair hard too

  • Fucking SGM makes privates retarded. His presence causes the brain to instantly stop working. It isn't until most reach e-4 that they can even look him in the eye.

  • ha ha ha ha.. wtttffffffffff..... he knows the whole creed but he cant sit the fuck down in a chair.. fuckin idiot lol.. and to @lilphear YUT!!!!

  • Ha! I know gates!

  • OORAH MARINE CORP....KILL!!!

  • funny as hell

  • lol @ the dumbshits who think this is real.

  • This was stupid.

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  • i don't get it

  • no...

  • Seems fake and staged, no one is that dumb, and I know it's the ARMY, and they are a lil bit nicer, but even in the ARMY they would light up a PFC in dress uniform without a shave smirking at the Sgt Maj. This is stupid!

  • Once again stupid americans.

  • No way this is real.

  • This is fake

  • Lmfaoooooooooo

  • lol

  • How is that a fail? You are to do as your told, no matter what it is. He did as instructed.

  • @DDeVille1 your a dumb ass!

  • @DDeVille1 Sure. But first, use common sense. 

  • this is an idiot first class, who trained this individual, shame on you....this are the first ones to get killed, thanks to very poooor training and lack of common sense

  • @asrael1111 their not the first ones to get killed, they get their brothers killed!

  • this is what the new ARMY looks like.....thank God I am a old school army vet. Basic in Fort Bliss TX class of 86

  • @asrael1111 Hey brother, even the Marine Corps is going soft, damn Mothers Of America!

  • @195WTF What the hell is mother of america

  • and the army claims marines are retarted SMH LOL

  • @thatguycruz none of my Devil Dogs would do such a thing, EVER!

  • @shawnp62: This was just a parody and these guys aren't JROTC/ROTC for sure. The third guy I might know and I've been in that building before. Heck..I graduated in that same building.

  • You are sick clowns you know that ?

  • lolwtf.

  • one of my NCOs said when he went to a board for e-5...... his chair was like that and he refused to sit in it.....he was the only on out of 30 e-4s to pass the board

  • I can't understand a word the black guy says...

  • This is hella FAKE funny but FAKE. The first kid has his head gear in his hand. Top of that in a SOM board if u pause for a minute they give u time to remember, they are pvt's. Second if a kid is ate up like the second guy the squad leader would be eaten alive after he was kicked out. This was clowning though, good stuff!!

  • Are any of you sure this isn't a bunch of JROTC/ROTC wannabes? Hell, I'm career AF, and SNCO/NCO boards have been tough and no-bullshit, they sure wouldn't have a camera around. MSgt S Sones, USAF 21 May 1980 - Present

  • soooo sittin here talkin to an army brat who is now active air force w/ me, and we've worked joint command and her dad is a SGM, we came to the lol conclusion that HAS to be a practice board, hands down lol

  • The third guy said the creed wrong, as most Soldiers do. It is "I always maintain my arms..." not "I will always". Erks me everytime

  • I don't expect anything less from a 447 MOSI.

  • Where do those soldiers come from?

  • I think this is the board for when your are in BCT or AIT n r tryin to be soldier of the cycle.... Since sum of the comments r correct most r PFC's and PV2's... It can't b a promotion board... Lol come on if he would hve lifted the chair they would hve said sumthing like who told yu to tht wat he should have done was ask permission to speak then ask to fix the chair... Either way too funny

  • .... and there are no patches on the right arm which is unusual... these soldiers should have deployed.... plus why are they in acus and not dress uniform???

  • There are NEVER cameras at the board and these "ncos" seem too young to be board members...

  • This is REAL. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knew a buddy, who was related to some guy, who was cousins with a guy who had a freind who knew somebody who knew the soldier running the camera.

    This is a Natioanl Guard unit in Nor Cal that has a lot of "ate up" soldiers.

  • ... i say Ft. Gordon 15th signal

  • Not fake.  Boards make people do the dumbest shit.

  • Seems legit

  • Fake anyone

  • That's just plain embarrassing, I couldn't believe someone could take direct orders like that. That was rather smart on his part actually though.

  • Why is every fucking comment a paragraph?

  • In this situation, what would be the right thing to do when asked to be seated witth he chair like that?

  • I bet that last soldier was one of the original members of Fighting Gravity XD

  • I have to call bullshit on this one

  • Wow is all I can say.

  • LOL I AM ALSO AN AMERICAN DUMBASS. XD

  • that was the most funniest thing ive seen so far LMAO

  • Is this real life? Surely he's not that dimwitted...

  • @highfiveforjesus :

    So, the first time I saw this I wasn't sure if it was real or not (I've watched promotion boards and Soldier of the Month boards and seen things like this)...

    But I believe this is fake for a few reasons, but the primary reason is that there are not enough members on the board.

    Also, the reaction of the board members and their overall volume indicates they expect this and that it is rehearsed.

  • @highfiveforjesus :

    So, the first time I saw this I wasn't sure if it was real or not (I've watched promotion boards and Soldier of the Month boards and seen things like this)...

    But I believe this is fake for a few reasons, but the primary reason is that there are not enough members on the board and that the board is so fast and is in a gym.

    Also, the reaction of the board members and their overall volume indicates they expect this and that it is rehearsed.

  • @maswens . I know for a fact that it is taking place in a battalion conference room on fort gordon somewhere. Signal units do things differently than the rest of the Army. I believe its real

  • lmao

  • The kid who did the soldiers creed "right" messed it up. He said "I will always maintain" instead of "I always maintain"

  • @dahvievanity1995 "do know about renewable energy"-"they ar'nt burning as much resources as we use"-You said something?

    "you no better than Hitler"-Common per the crimes you committed, it makes us Germans look good seriously.

    "We are trying to convert to renewable"-Reusing beer cans and pizza boxes doesn't really count, you do know that right?

    "scrawny ass to a pulp"-I'm so scared. Can you even move from your seat?

  • @dahvievanity1995 "Europe is made of a bunch of countries therefore it would be easier for EU"-You dont seem to know what the term EUROPE and what the term EUROPEN UNION means.

    "where they're from and not whom they are"-Europeans at-least know where the country is located, if someone tells them the name. Americans don't even know that. Check mate.

    "ar'nt burning as much resources as we use"-Nah you burn so many resources cause you don't know anything about renewable energy.

  • lmao

  • WALKING DIAGNALY COMMUNIST, DONT KNOW THE CREED COMMUNIST, WALKING LIKE YOUR ON THE BLOCK COMMUNIST, FORGETTING HOW TO REPORT COMMUNIST, NOT SHAVING COMMUNIST, HAVING A TEA PARTY COMMUNIST, NOT KNOCKING HARD ENOUGH COMMUNIST, TRYING TO DEFY GRAVITY COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOO 

  • Typical US--- no brain at all!!! LOL.... but one question.... why you show us the muppetshow?...

  • Typical US--- no brain at all!!! LOL

  • bahaha!!! that is some funny shit. especially the end, the sergeant gets up and says, "alright, i am done with this."

  • ROFFL. STILL FUNNY AS SHIT EVEN IF ITS STAGED

  • STAGED!!

    

  • @ teranex your obviously retarded or mentally handicapped in some form or another if you think U.S military lost any of the wars. I think everyone is well aware that if we want we can easily annihilate any asshole out there of it isn't for politics getting in the way, whoever disagrees is just naive. Quit livin in your stupid state of denial and accept reality. Be glad there are still places on the map named Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq. If anything maybe there are a little better than the pat

  • @silverhelms "lost any of the wars"-Yea like vietnam or Korea lol. Not to mention the EU and China would easily counter any US aggression if it was directed against them.

  • @Teranex dream on bro. din't loose Vietnam or Korea but pulled out before committing genocide.if you stop watching too much tv and step outside in the real world a bit more you'll realize its gonna be a long while before china or EU are anywhere close to making it "easy" for a counterstrike to any US aggression if at all they decide to step up to the challenge.

  • @silverhelms lol? I dont suppose you know your history then you pulled out because their was no way you would win. admitedly you didnt lose but you pulled out of vietnam because you were losing dont try and make yourself look better than you were. Why else do youthink everyone thinks its a waste of lives that war?

  • @TheUltimatekill69 i guess when your talking about any war your taking into account minimizing collateral damage? remove that factor and then see how quick any war is won.

  • @silverhelms well yes obviously but america didnt pull out because of this they pulled out because of their losses and because their was no way you could win in any state. If anyway the viet cong would have whiped out your army. but of course i know how americans like to be the best at everything and how proud they are so you keep thinking what you think.

  • i dont understand

  • I have heard of soldiers actually doing that with the chair BUT the whole thing seemed staged for the video...

  • LMAO wow i have seen it all now.

  • I did this at a mock board after seeing this video just to see what my soldier would do...fucker sat on the legs at seated attention... Not the right answer either but better than this guy. I'm going to upload it soon.

  • lmao

  • That last guy brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. "Take a seat, you deserve it, take a seat" guy looks all confused "what the?!?" "the hell he doing?"

  • I don't get this video. What was he supposed to have done with the chair?

  • @thewhitebrazilian Dip Stick!? Flip it upright and "Take a Seat" like he was instructed to do!

  • @thewhitebrazilian flip it over and sit in it normally

  • @thewhitebrazilian --- Really? What would you do if someone told you to sit in a chair and it was tipped over? Hmm..pick it up and sit in it. It's called using your brain.

  • i ment 3:34

  • thumbs up for the seargent saying "what the..." at 0:34

  • @Agent1W Little bit of both actually

  • Please tell my this is not Fort Gordon.

  • @hhds113 oh but of course! fkn A

  • it is funny though. and a realistic punishment for the person who didnt know the creed, the second soldier who was just hooah hooah..... he would have been told to go outside and do pushups next to the first.

  • im a veteran and i vouch that this IS fake, though probably real soldiers. not necessarily 1sg or sgm participating though, probably just e5/6 and below in it.....a sgm wouldnt have need to participate in this. people in acu's aren't wearing patches. im not going through it again but i dont believe the second person knocked. the last soldier who knew the creed would have righted the chair, thats just ridiculous.

  • @chaseleif - I think it was staged BUT my 1SG told me that he had a soldier do the same thing that last one did with the chair - no shit.

  • I dont care if it's staged or not...it's pretty funny

  • This video was staged. If this was a real time SOMB (Soldier of the month board) Then why isn't the SGM or the board members which should be 1SG's wearing their unit patch or combat patch if they even deployed. If this was a real time Board this would have never been filmed and put on YouTube. It obviously shows that the ARMY has incompetent soldiers and LEADERS that think its a f*ing GAME. The ARMY wouldn't embarrass their organization like this. But then again there is always a possibility.

  • The only question I would ask that private is "Private Porky, what is AR 600-9?"

  • lmfao XD fail

  • Ah..good old fort gordon

  • @sonnyseven you are a fag.

  • ya know I mighta done the same thing. You see, in the ARMY thats the Sarges' chair. PFC logic: If he wants his chair like that- dont f'n touch it.

  • @bart672 thats why I prefer PEOPLE logic. Pick the chair up and fuckin sit in it.

  • Lol !!!!

  • Idiots!

  • FAKE & WACK

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  • he say he was inteligent ?????i don´t thinks so !!! but he got imagination !!

  • that did not just happen

  • Funny how it's close to Navy birthday.

  • @ApexElevn I have a 98 ASVAB. 142 GT score. I'm a Marine. You may need a higher ASVAB for the Chair Force, but you need bigger balls to join the Marine Corps. OOH RAH.

  • @SONYSSEVEN lol cool.

  • @SONYSSEVEN marines arent worth a damn...theyre still the navys bitch and always will be

  • @SONYSSEVEN its takes some sort of balls to join any military... just some aren't as hard as others.. no need to talk smack about other branches of the military, hot head.

  • @SONYSSEVEN What would keep you alive in combat, your brain or your balls? And no, I do not mean combat vs. an bitchy, impudent wife lol.

  • what was he supposed to do?

  • @armyraider911 How about pick up the chair so he could sit down?

  • Wow what a fail

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  • This is such a pog unit baha

  • lmfao

  • ok the second guy fucked up as soon as he walked through the door

  • AHAHHA "im done" and flails his hand like saying "fuck this" AHAHA

  • Wow that dumbass pit up the chair and then sit in it

  • obv fake

  • OMFG! stupid cherries

    

  • @JoeCaliforniah

    Com on man, we're all on the same team, fighting for the same reason. Chill out.

  • can we get some subtitles?

  • Makes me feel like a champion at my board lmao

  • Lmao the funniest part is when he sits in the chair the guy says "what the hell is he doing?"lmao

  • ummm, someone pls explain whats going on?

  • @ingram182 HAHAHAHAHA, i did not watched the whole thing through before typing that last comment. That man needs a promotion, pronto

  • lol wtf

  • it's a fail cause its a US army.

  • @JoeCaliforniah not putting down my brothers in the Army, but here's a prime example at why to get in the AirForce you need a higher ASVAB score! ha ha

  • @ApexElevn u try too hard.

  • POG NCO equals spc4 in Grunt units

  • Dammit !

    I want to know which Soldier won this board ?

    I want to know if the Soldiers even studied or practiced ?

    I want to know what Junior NCO's helped prep these Soldiers ?

    I want to know if the Senior NCO's really had time for this crap ?

    Thanks for posting this world wide for the terrorists to see... great opsec !

    Inquiring minds want to know...you know ?

    Hooh, Hooh, Hooh, Army Strong

  • @tustincaoc

    Probably at the schoolhouse, not alot of NCOs guys to help out.

  • @tustincaoc Right... because somehow posting this helps the terrorists win. Opsec? Seriously? C'mon guy, nothing in here is an opsec violation. If you're mad that the army is being made to look dumb, just say so. Don't go citing opsec and terrorists.

  • HAHA, MADE MY DAY!

  • it fake....,stupid...lol

  • @Lcturbo94 qq?

  • to bad things like this happens because kids are so scared of their superiors , i have seen kids shit themselves before asking their Drill Sergeant to use the latrines or bathrooms

  • @maximusprr It is the game an abuser plays.... make strict rules, then change them.

  • I don't take this at heart. It's all for good fun:) I thought it was interesting. I'm sure this is a joke.

  • The sad thing is, this is usually how it goes when privates that don't prepare come in to Soldier of the Month boards.

  • typical army clowns

  • a lot of military people are like this for real but i think this was just a prank... because real world the sargeant would have literally kicked him in the ass for dumb ass shit like that.

  • @69Jarhead69 Hey, we're not the one's that brainwash our recruits into believing they're "elite".

  • everyone that thinks this is real...come on. i didn't see unit patches, unit crests on shoulder boards. the second one didn't even enter properly. everything was wrong about this. don't judge the Army based on this. any real unit the SGM would have ripped all of them a new one instead of just letting them out so easy. obviously a joke.

  • @thompson8305 You're accusing all of the people in this video of committing felonies? Because that's pretty god damn stupid. Your points are worthless unless all of these people are impersonating military personnel. If they're just joking, who the fuck cares if they're not wearing a unit patch?

  • @promontorium i said i think you took my statement wrong. all i'm trying to say is that if this was a real board the sergeant major or first sergeant would have done more than just tell them to leave. are you in the army? i don't give a fuck if they are real or not, all i'm saying is soldiers wouldn't do this normally. calm down promont

  • hahahohohahahoho

  • And people say Marines are stupid.

  • FAKE... but funny as hell still cuz some boards really are like this!

  • how is that funny, this is pathetic. nasty pieces of sh*t. no bearing or discipline. no honor or commitment to what their supposed to stand for

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  • So no one won?

  • Funniest shit ever. This is really how boards are too in the Army. I been to plenty of them.

  • We aren't there to fight anymore. We took care of our problems asshole. Now we're there to help the Afghani people recover from the war that we waged against them. Fuck you why don't you get your ass off the couch and try playing call of duty with a real gun usuing yourself instead of a digital character faggot? Bet you wont have much to say once you see what it's like to have your buddy shot in the leg right next to you. Fuck off

  • 3:30, lololol

  • Haha your ohviously not in the military. Army Boot Camp? WTF! Haha we have BCT FAGGOT. And you can look it up bitch. Tell me where the Marines go for Airborne pussy. Ft. Benning, GA. HOOOOAHH MUTHAFUCKA!