Pre Valentines Day Rant

[TheMelodyMir]

Forever alone face just TROLLed ME UP , Lmao!

[jasondarlene89]

damn he can sing lol

[MikiNishimura7]

when he said, hold onto your seats.....i actually held my seat ;) ;) ;)

[arinaforever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD. THIS IS SO GOOD. GOD. XD

[arinaforever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD. THIS IS SO GOOD. GOD. XD

[arinaforever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD. THIS IS SO GOOD. GOD. XD

[arinaforever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD. THIS IS SO GOOD. GOD. XD

[OnyxWhiteKnife]

Lol sickening man -.-

[katyperrylover1998]

THIS VIDEO WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!! *blows* :D haha

[nobrain123]

FOREVER ALONE. HAHA

[MrDoRnal]

Dee Kosh you said, angry bird, WoW, Left for dead. HOW CAN YOU MISS OUT DOTA!?

[OllieGforyou]

Dope, you should check out my video about valentines day on my channel!

[BoyMeansGirl]

Lotion for masturbate?

[IWasHereOpps24]

LMAO THE FOREVERALONE PART was unexpected

[elleluvkpop]

the part when u blew the camera.. eeww ur breath stinks. HAHA!!

[jamiepurplezxc]

Spread LOVE , Not SEX. HAHA. #Foreveralone!

[JDefrOn]

lol! i like ya. blooooody ass xD

[GrandReaperV]

Dee Kosh is ur Bro in Bedok Green Secondary ? Just askin .

[gatzerbyzer]

I'm a convert.. I'm going to go to you everytime I need to hear ANOTHER person rant about Sg. Love love! <3

[iamthQueenAngell]

Single people gonna love your video like I do HA :D

[DiGiv0lvE]

#foreveralone TOGETHER!!! LOLOLOL!! Spread love not SEX.

[yanieccentric]

be my valentines please dear....so that when we r together, i can stuff a pillow into ur mouth! f******g loud sia ur voice, think the whole block can hear ur voice. y u so stressed up?? but i love the part whn u said "spread love not sex" very much true...! (kajian menunjukan ramai anak haram dilahirkan 9bln selepas valentine..renung2kan lah..) 

[lDracox3l]

I want you to feel so bad after this video, that you want to stick YOUR HEAD, into an DONKEY'S ARSE!

[Jintard]

I don't think Aaron Tan or Steven Lim is worth making such a big fuss about. One is a middle aged man who obviously hasn't matured, the other is acting like a little spoiled brat in 2008~2009 what they call an 'ah beng'. You guys are just making a big wooha out of it because you have nothing better or more interesting to do in your life than watch 2 immature guys scold each other on the internet.

[foliefolie]

why is deekosh's video these days are quite depressing? his expression is not as funny as before D:

[alwr333]

<3 D double E K O S H ! xD

Next vid: Aaron Tan vs Steven Lim pl0x!

[ThePrasadmagar]

yo homie, where are the videos of u defaming xiaxue? i realized that xiaxue's blog entry ranting about you bagging off her popularity has also been deleted.. how much did u pay her to make it disappear?

[MSSEA94]

the cockroach part killed me

[Prieget]

Next video: aaron tan and steven lim please! Haha

[jenn565633]

DEEKOSH. THATS NOT EVEN STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. YOU'RE REPEATING DUDE.

[hamtr0]

@BelmontSoh HAHA holy shit. Since when will people get jealous over getting top comments ? Oh yeah, forgot that it's your life. It's probably some huge achievement for you. Soz.

[sinofasin]

deekosh, about time you make a video to counter the latest aaron tan video

[CRweisheng]

faster reply to the steven lim and aaron tan thing! LOL

[Renwzy]

'Spread Love,Not Sex' im quoting that,also Kumar would disagree

[brendajaydnn143]

Hahaha when you rage it's so hilarious! and you're awesome. (Y)

[Hatsuranzxc]

Forever alone TT

[TheWhadzable]

Thumbs up for a DEE KOSH Video Response on Aaron Tan's fight withh STEVEN LIM KORKOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weirdwardrobe]

So amazing. Hahahaa

[natashaellyana]

' Spread love, not sex. Spread love, not sex' TROLL

[AuditionGuy258]

Dee Kosh. You Referee for Steven Lim Vs Aaron Tan ah? Got Singapore Championship Belt?

[hipeiyue]

Awesome troll face. And.. what's with angry birds?

[TimonRAWR]

Some people want a social life. Unfortunately life ain't fair :(

[ianlee321]

Singaporean whatthebuck

[SAB13XIII]

"because its more impor... oh my gawd. cockroach..." hahaha 3:35

[BushOfCheese]

ohmaigod, cockroach. *inserts epic face here*

[Triplek97]

He dies lol

[st3ff3vanz]

did u even breath? ahaha xD

[fear4maplesea]

Jealous uh? Go find a valentine's date at orchard alot pinoy hang out there.. OR you can delete them if you are "sick and tired" OR you can hide their posts.. OR you are an attention seeking fag. :)

[slackingEmo]

this video on replay, cuz i love it that much!

[juppiecookies]

VERY TRUE!! I saw so many facebook post about valentine days... and i almost misunderstood that valentine day was brought forward or something -.-

[i0wns]

I'm gonna spend my valentines days with my twin girlfriends (: left and right hand !

[coolknight93]

ONE WORD: AGREED.

[LalaBella124]

'not only because they're more important, but bec- OH MY GOD. cockroach. Hehehe.'

Brb dying of laughter at that.

[Evelynforeveralone23]

I feel the same way!

[Doraemon96]

LOOOOL. Couples have a freedom of speech anywhere, just not inappropriate stuff. I love you is not inappropriate . And it's nth wrong abt celebrating valentines cos most of th countries do. It's like trending to remember th guy who died, it's no use grieving over his death anw. Celebrating is to appreciate his creation of valentines. Anw, I like your vids . Except this :/

[neoneoz4]

you actually have a decent accent.

[TheFarisah]

Hahahha , u mke me lol ^^ wee~

[bocandorra]

nice blow job!

[rexonaSMiLey]

hahaha true... =)

[TrillionariePPS]

i dun care how others feel.. u r absolutely hilarious to me ... LOL for cockroach..

[MsXuntamedx]

I bet he stopped recording the video a while at OMG A COCKROACH and went to assassin mode to kill the cockroach :D

[LakshithaRamesh]

"Valentine's day is about this dude St Valentine, who DIED. YES, ladies and gentlemen, he fricking DIED. HE WAS KILLED, PEOPLE. And how do you celebrate that? By makin' loooooove to yo girl, making looooooove to yo guy!" xD

[craziefunkyakira]

"OMG COCKROACH" HAHAHAHAAHHA!

[yapqilong]

This "Pre Valentines Day Rant" video is a bit contradicting? (as THIS VIDEO ITSELF is a pre valentines day rant. isn't it? =D *no offence*)

[babynanaish]

is like u lah

[babynanaish]

u are just jealous becoz u don't have gf what hehehehe

[hweeching01]

DIAM LAH

[RockyRadiation]

Level:forever alone

[ShuYee1314]

wasting tweet space.. classic !!

[randomhuman435]

foreveralone o_o 

[cherylfoo]

Haha but if you don't like seeing people's lovely dovey tweets or Facebook status you can "unfriendly" them on Facebook or "unfollow" them on twitter. And you ask people to follow you on Facebook and twitter but you feel annoyed with the comments or tweets? But I understand how you feel. Just delete them if you don't like what they post.

[BlackOfTheNight]

i got blown away...

[blackguys]

problem?

[snipeize]

Dee Kosh, comedian, singer, master of accents. Called up a piano teacher and he sounded exactly like you and I thought FUCK ITS DEE KOSH. Hired! Turns out he looks like Steven Lim. fml. Love the 9GAG face btw. hoe yeahhhh.

[BenPBL]

@snipeize its not a 9gag face, its called a troll face or forever alone face

[SUPEReded01]

you jelly bro? ^^

[scarletjy]

tweeting and fb part's so fucking true.

[HLmilkcarton]

Forever alone much?

[LunaSpades]

Haha! Spread love!~ not sex! LOL

[Amalina166]

LOL. When you were talking about the Single people part and you were saying they like to complain about all the couples taking pictures and stuff. And you just complained about couples taking pictures and stuff. I love you for being different.

[TheFarrah81]

will you marry me?LOL.I need a crazy spouse like you to brighten up my life.haha

[redchocomo]

The cockroach part is so random and freaking funny!

[zarcane100]

32 single people out there :D

[thy1998]

Did he just say he uses TIMELINE?! :O

[Alicialoveyou99]

I laugh soooo hard at the cockroach part XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Super random!(Didnt see it coming :DDDD)

[sanjev21]

What i noticed that people are more expressive or creative tend to be gayish.May or may not be actual gay.

I do like this character whom is expressive.

[SplashPaintSplash]

Basket you confirm no gf LOL hahahahahaha

[b3nnj1]

faggot ftw.

[miszrokr]

Ya lah. This one senget a bit mah. So no gf thats why can say all this shit. Haiyerrrr

[OgyStar]

waste of tweet space. lol.

[tudali0928]

gay...



[aqil55100]

Forever alone guys :(

[MinoriBSnoob]

True,u dun have to spread to everyone who u love,unless u want "share" ur girlf/boyf the love too.

[Eyqarh]

At first, when he post the forever alone picture , i was like `aww´ when he said he was kidding, i was like, wth? hahaha lmao. ><

[101blanko]

HATER here

[Sound3663]

Dee Kosh is definitely better than Amos Yee. Amos' jokes about CNY isn't even funny. But Dee Kosh ones are.

[Iqbaleh]

Love it when he says 'dammit'

[kinky201]

is he just jealous?

[starymeteor]

@kinky201 he can get more than1 girl liking him. preist lo

[LimYQS]

LOL! 6:36!!! EPIC!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE MUSIC!!! HAHAhAHAHA!!!!! 9GAG AND 4CHAN PEOPLE! HAHAHA!

[whiteknightfive]

The pathetic mock self deprecation you start your videos off with don't make you look any less like a bloody pretentious disgrace to the country.

Also, spare us the bitterness (or better still, your presence altogether). You don't have to feel left out on valentine's day, perhaps consider expressing some affection for your beloved right hand.

[affygotswag]

I agree 100%.

[BelmontSoh]

"If Justin Bieber can release 'Under The Mistletoe' on Halloween, I can release my Valentines' video before Valentines, DAMMIT"

[hamtr0]

@BelmontSoh any reason why you just quoted a sentence from the video we all obviously watched ?

[BelmontSoh]

@hamtr0 Any reason that you're jealous I got top comment for quoting a sentence from the video everyone watched ?

[Immysuperwoman]

LOL Mr. Forever Alone

[LakshithaRamesh]

"I want to hurt your feelings. I want you to feel so bad that you wanna stick your head into a donkey's ARSE" LOL i just died.

[SHINee4evashawol]

spread love!!...........

not sex.... :)

[DrSexyification]

Epic Tag Dee Kosh

[desmondtkging]

_l_



[RuudSarzo]

Check out the tags XD

[ko0ldudeZz]

PEEPS! YOU NEEDA WATCH THE VIDEO TO THE END! THUMBS UP TO SHOW EVERY1.

[faifiasco]

im pretty sure you wanted to say single little bastard instead of person! hahahha

[NIMAL592]

Im pretty sure his drunk when he was makin this vid.

[TheSpartan93]

All the girls out there...Dee Kosh is single

[m0ckingj4y]

this is so embarrassing stop trying so hard

[SexCyberGuideCom]

nice video

[chanjunhao00]

Youtube this

watch?v=O47sQLaIU0s

Listen to a good song :)

[befriend2]

Spread love not sex!! Hahaha. Love it.

[zunairHusain]

High 5 deekosh !!! Forever alone !!! Btw why he say D double e kosh .... Its simple if u tell Dee kosh !!! am i right ?



[ManCityRoxTS]

@hakim230794 I am not a dumbass I passed all my exams and never failed my life is great and u are a keyboard worrior

[hakim230794]

@ManCityRoxTS lol,if i am a keyboard warrior,i will be ranting at you with my caps lock on and flaming you.Fail much to differentiate a normal youtube user/keyboard warrior? and have you ever heard of other races than chinese/malay?

[danialkiut]

no valentine,no die man!

[deboohno]

SO.MUCH.RAGE

[ManCityRoxTS]

Gay Singaporean pathetic Malay young man who is scared IOC the army

[hakim230794]

@ManCityRoxTS he is not malay u dumbass

[BennyNgYK]

@0:21 Dee, Pls Use Mouth wash

[Daniel1etch]

Spread love nt sex? Love IS sex brother... :)))

[kevinkcannon]

AMEN BRO! AMEN

[kira29125]

lol forever alone! and OMG... a cockroach! hahhaha

[nothinglim28]

3:35...

I cant seem to stop watching that part..

-Amused-

[kiyu172]

LOL COCKROACH

[Xodusism]

PRE CUM FTW.

[HTCahHTC]

cb your voice fucking irritating but that's how you've made people like me smile :) thanks! #foreveralone

[123woolala456]

My facebook was flood with valentine too. I don't do the stupid valentine thingy at all. Its so stupid. Lol.Anyway great video.

[123woolala456]

HAHA. Can i know what you do to the cockroach? :)

[vianecstasy]

oh my gosh.. your voice is truly amazing... lol... but you should really understand that those stuff you talk about, people can't help it. And some people just say it out loud. I mean, its their choice. If you feel offended or anything, just walk away or unfollow or delete them. or just ignore.

[XoxoYouHui]

6:36 LOLOL!



[MelinaKDallas]

omg ur face when u saw the cockroach HAHA

[nicolep20101]

"Making out, eating cake, sitting on the toilet" (Y)

[sitixkevin96]

ouch it hurts me by he way he said.... single loser ouch

[lalalalas11]

LOL FOREVER ALONE ! AHAHA the troll face

[7410nickpro]

sammydee just won u by more subcriber than u lols

[1994NW]

hell i feel like that too.. i hate couples that just cannot stay apart for a sec

[lawlzlolx]

I tried asking one of my close friends and she was to shy to go out with me :( #foreveralone

[shadowlago95]

Not a lot of singles are complaining

Im single and i didnt complain

[VincenthShutter]

LOL i laugh at the last part!

[Gurllxiiaocass]

Hey Dee Kosh, thanks for uploading this vid. I was telling my friends about Valentines day history and none of them believed me until this vid was uploaded. Thanks!

[TheLittleScarlet]

LOL PRE CUM HAHAHA!! :D

[BabyCristalful]

#ETERNITYALONE#

[streetkiller495]

LOL

[applecaramel123]

"Into a donkey's arse" is equal to "Into and ass' ass" xD

[Rainism59]

wtf??? precum??

[thesianguy]

gosh that cockroach was so random...

[ervincua]

of*

[ervincua]

P.D.A

PUBLIC DISPLAY OR AFFECTION

[kn0ckingIN]

@ervincua Correction, Public Display OF Affection

[elcomsgikz]

All so damn TRUEEE!!! Especially the first part, it was CNY but all I saw was valentine statuses and tweets-.-

[msdogluver1]

OMG, you're hilarious XD 

[herocreature]

For Dee Kosh , Me & those who are single , Happy Pre Friendship Day!

#foreveralone

[Sound3663]

So true. Although I'm attached, I feel so disgusted seeing those posts on Facebook/Twitter. If they really love each other, there isn't a need to proclaim it on Facebook. It's really irritating.

[premraj18]

15 years. Single not valentines AND HAPPY!

[ktwf24]

OH my god ?!?!?! COCKroach lol.

[honmegan]

Thanks for ranting, I'm NOMNOMNOM ANNOYED SEEING THOSE BRAINLESS POST!

[sillything0624]

DeeKosh is foreveralone..... its okay, you can go to 9gag for entertainment..

[TheOslai1998]

I believe you're talking about me kosh

[WoShiClownx3]

deekosh could you make a foreveralone shirt? I WOULD LOVE TO BUY THAT LOL!

[koolbow1951]

hey dee...If ur sick of hearing this kind of convo in twitter...there is this button called unfollow and on facebook unfriend...so use ur bain...no offence but its the fact..

[HauntedCurtains]

"pre cum" lol good example xD

[BenRawk]

I actually grabbed my chair.

[AllThingsKawaiiFan]

No i meant Singaporeans :L :P