The Expendables: Casting Call (EXCLUSIVE AUDIO FOOTAGE)

[jgraz42]

this is fucking hilarious....

[tratorta]

You should make for the expendables 2...this shit is incredibly funny :)

[neochilds]

hahaha Sly to Seagal--"I do not even understand what you are saying" hahaaha

[hershysquirts187]

im gunna kick ya balls and rip them off with my bare teeth

[pett125]

nice bullshit

[Unkn0wnGuy]

LOL well done!

[BYOSProductions]

you should do one for the sequel...well maybe it's too late but still lol

[1stonestanding]

Nice edit.

[ExtraStrongGeneral]

If the last guy is deaf.... why is he on the phone?

[sidcabral]

Seagal for Batman

[sidcabral]

Seagal should play Batman.he would look good behind the mask.if u watch marked for death,check out the scene after he tosses the jamaican out the window.he gets back in the car he turns his head and says 'he thought he could fly'.I said 'its fn Batman'.plus batman rarely throws kicks,and the aikido would work well.

[RandomHL]

You do a very good Seagal.

[RolfLarsson]

This is the best Stallone impression I have ever heard in my life. And the best Nick Cage.

[raulcitraro]

Make more of these. I am still cracking up!!

[JDBCreations]

@raulcitraro Thank you! I made an impression video similar to this one called Celebrities Reach Out to Charlie Sheen. Check it out!

[raulcitraro]

@JDBCreations , I just checked it out. Funny as well. However, I may say, Kick-Ass was a great movie where Nicholas Cage was in.

[raulcitraro]

This is hilarious!!. ,,keep up the good work.

[jetli5365]

Steven Seagal i like you. you are my 2nd favorite Martial artists movie actor but if you keep talking about taking people down kicking there balls in my # 1 favorite martial artists Jet Li is going to come over there and kick your ass big time and you will fall down so hard you won`t get back up.

[TopL4m3r]

HAHAHAHAH although the arnold impression wasnt precise, it was funny as hell as it showed his goofiness xD Sly and nic cage were also nice... your pacino huaah was too slow, youre supposed to say it quickly :D

[ClubPenguinDisney]

moar! van damme was aweome haha!

[KingOfRock8887]

Seagul: Who you working for? lmfao

[lllexoduslll]

WORST ARNOLD IMPERSONATION EVER!!!!

Stallone, Seagal and Pacino were good though.

[N0GGINB0NKER]

His Lou sounds kinda like peter griffin

[ferdz461]

hahahaahaahahahahaah ......bwahahaahah this is  hilarious!!!! hahahaaha

[John2137]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo oh man i cant stop laughing 

[babyface4assassin]

The funny thing is, Van Damme is going to be in Expendables 2! lol

[MegaMaverick1994]

I thought this was real at first.. I was wondering why nic cage is talking like a retard

[Primus85]

looooool, jc is the best one, "with me, jean claude van damme" Epic

[xxoangel1992]

this fake? lol

[Skarrz72]

such a freaking waste of time.

[elopson25]

LMAO!! ur good man!

[Pitereczek100]

I like it , a lot :)

[FeelRapp]

jean claude van damme sounds more like bruce lee...

[chess747]

I thought it would be shit but the segal one made me laugh well done lol

[danning1]

Stallone should have reminded Pacino that he did blow away a lot of people at the end of "Scarface!"

[TheDanceofjoy]

hahhahahaahahah lol Great !

[BrewForJad]

LMFAOOOOO!? Steven Seagal would absolutely BREAK Stallone VERY easily,no doubt.

[hershysquirts187]

this might be the funniest thing i have ever heard

[JDBCreations]

@hershysquirts187 Thanks, if you enjoyed this then you should check out my other impression video: Celebrities Reach Out to Charlie Sheen.

[HOLOKRON]

Really coolman !! prety awesome !! Your Nic Cage is pretty swell !!

[jassy345]

al pacino was priceless

[EduardYT]

arnold FTW lol

[jeager1999]

I know its fake, but come on. That was funny. Although the JCVD impression was a little off. At times I was waiting for him to say. "For me to poop on."

[CassiusChrysanthe]

ammmaaaazing! hahaha

great skills((:

[Loverboy1093]

Nice try audio editing!

[JDBCreations]

@Loverboy1093 I plan on re-working the audio to this soon. It was all recorded on my cell phone to get that "phone-ish" sound.

[JDBCreations]

@makedonia1903 lol, this whole video is just a joke dude. In reality he turned down a chance to be in this movie cause he didn't like the producer.

[hobogamer81]

arnold si the best one lol.

[cinna71]

lol

[iamthemindfreakable]

hey why didnt u share the voice call between me and sylvester

[JDBCreations]

@iamthemindfreakable lol, you talked to him?

[iamthemindfreakable]

@JDBCreations :D



[raxxie]

that was entertaining.. lol

[blastmybrainoff]

lol 4:16-4:20

[drewwerdna]

Funny shit, thanks!

[mikespeed100]

you stopped jackin your dick for 5 minutes and 11 secs and this is the result???

[JDBCreations]

@mikespeed100 I have you know that I was jackin' my dick during the entire creation of this video! Also, any moron would know that I didn't spend exactly 5 minutes and 11 seconds making this. I guess Sly must have spent 103 minutes making The Expendables.

[jetsonic69]

STEVEN SEAGAL

SLVESTER STALLONE

BRUCE WILLIS

ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMM

SEND THEM ALL INTO LIBYA AND IRAN AND IRAQ AND NORTH KOREA

:) BUT AL PACINO AND ROBERT DENIRO?? DAMM

THATS JUST CRAZY

IS CHARLIE SHEEN , WESLEY SNIPES AND JACKIE CHAN AVAILABLE?? :)

[HappyJackProduction1]

lol, not bad

[Eminem4233]

Ferrigno should b in da next one

[csisession9]

GOOD IMPERSINATIONS

[KingOfRock8887]

lmfao at Steven Seagul

[fbnloco]

faaaaaaaakee as hell!...

[askadetra]

it's all fake.

[masknn]

FAKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gardian5]

LMAO this is fake... LOL.... I love it we got to save the animals

[citizenpoet]

Who cares? God!

[GodBlessYou2008]

lol fuck! you got me completely! XD cracked out to death now!

[deneheat101]

LMFAO,this is so fake,haha!

[RyanLies]

Cage and Stallone are perfect xD

[mastermic52]

freakin funny as hell!!!!! 

[JOKAWILD26]

aggggg,,, i hate the sound of typing on a video clip,,, u should have just posted the damm thing up for us to read, without the stupid ass typing noise edit

[terminator95]

Cage " that would be swell "  :)

[4illegalalien]

Sly, this is not the 90s anymore sly.... I've changed.

[J0k3r4U]

LOL @ al pacino!

xD

[J0k3r4U]

Why does Jean Claude sound Mexican?!

:O

[J0k3r4U]

WOW! the nick cage impression is amazing!

xD

[razexxx20]

Of course this is fake you tools :D but you must admit it its funny as hell :p

[killswitchred19]

"...no time for games..whoohaa!" great stuff!

[satansmetal666]

LMFAO at seagal

[Rick951]

Van Damme sounds like Peter Lorre.

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

Van Damme was horrible, Arine was good at the start but went a little weird, Pacino was decent and the rest were fucking amazing (Y)

[cubencis]

haha soo good. jean claude van damn sounded like a perfect mix of jcvd and ren from ren and stimpy

[potatoelover95]

haha nikolas cage is a douche bag

[atama23]

Great work funny funny shit !!! :)

Loved the expendables though nothing beats the old school action movie

[Machinetti]

WHATA BULLSHIT THOUGHT IT WAS REAL WHEN I READ BUT THAN SAW THE FAKE COMPUTER VOICE BULLSHIT

[palpatine17]

JCVD: "Sly, what is the character?!!!" xDDD

[Megaliolik]

its this true or fake i cant catch it :D

[mardamek1]

van damme is hillarious loool what a fag. can't believe I was such a big fan of him when I was a kid....

[startup97]

@mardamek1 Don't worry! It's all fake!

[mardamek1]

@startup97 I know it's fake, but a pretty close "impersonation" nonetheless. so, that's why when I heard

Van Damme, even though I knew it was made-up, I got the same feel I would get if I heard the real Van Damme talk. that's why I posted that comment.

[VETTE23956]

sum hilarious shyt

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

fake but funny you wankers

[mattyp110]

lol sad cunt

[SuperArschloch3000]

THIS IS FAKE SHID

[faen123321]

@SuperArschloch3000 NO shit shearlock....... :P

[ryanthesoldier]

fake

[macserpico]

Steven was the best !

[SuperArschloch3000]

@macserpico SEAGAL IS A DESTROYER VAN DAMME HAD A FIGHT WITH HIM AND THATS FUN MEN NICHOLAS CAGE IS NOT BAD AT ALL

[GhostGMD]

this sucks

[wanaply9]

No look it up,, Stallone is on record saying, "Seagal wanted nothing to do with him, He was to strong"

[wanaply9]

Van Damme and seagal dont get along, Vann damme punked him off at a party at Stallones house in the 90's,, Seagual wanted nothing to do with him!

[BloodyFingerz]

LOL!!

[Jizzle76]

This is SO awesome! Well done :-)

[shadowstalker1120]

Your Nic Cage was really good. Made me laugh.

[crabbypants1978]

All your impersonations were quite good and I laugh a good deal, but you need to work on your AHHNOOLLDD. I give thumbs up anyways for making me laugh and I will send it to a friends,.... LOL LONGMOWA..

[32JSE]

This was good! I hope Van Damme and Seagal will be in the sequel, of the expendables. Atleast it has been rumored, that there is a 2nd one coming.

[JDBCreations]

@32JSE Its pretty much a given that there will be a sequel. Van Damme will probably be in it. I think he sees that he made a big mistake by turning down part 1. Plus all the fans want him in a sequel more then any other action star. Seagal may be difficult to get though. He doesn't like the producer and hes just all around more stuborn and arrogant. He's already had a bit of a comeback with his new show Lawman and his role as the villian in Machette. So he may think he doesn't need Expendables.

[32JSE]

@JDBCreations Yeah, i heard that Seagal was invited to the original one but he turned down because he didn't like the producer. Even Chuck Norris has been rumored in the sequel. I think it would be cool if the sequel would have Seagal, Noris and Van Damme.

[Jermainesmit21]

@JDBCreations Nope it was not a mistake. If you seen him what he is doing then you would understand.

[JDBCreations]

@Jermainesmit21 Hmm, I'm not sure if I agree. The Expendables would have given him more exposure and money to finance his own personal projects. Then his future movies would have stood a greater chance of being released theatrically. Expendables seems to have helped Dolph out. It was something that would've just all around really helped his career. It would've been the break that he deserves... but its all good cause theres a pretty good chance he'll be in a sequel.

[Jermainesmit21]

@JDBCreations His own project was not money. It was for himself. Sometimes money does not matter one bit of you do it for you own respect and to get back in a good feeling about yourself.

It is way more important for him to do that project (a real fight with a thai fighter. 35 years old dude) And show himself and the world is back to who he was. And not the drinking one. You have to understand what he is comming from else you would never understand why he found his own project more important

[JDBCreations]

@Jermainesmit21 I totally understand making a project for the sake of personal expression and art. Its the work thats important not the money... but still, you need money to make movies. I'm saying that The Expendables would've made him money to fund his personal projects. Plus exposure is important too. The more people that see your stuff the better. I think Van Damme has really grown and matured as an actor. You can really see that in his movies from the 00's like In Hell and Replicant.

[TheFighter2047]

@JDBCreations Is this real or not.

[wanaply9]

@32JSE

Van Damme and seagal dont get along, Vann damme punked him off at a party at Stallones house in the 90's,, Seagual wanted nothing to do with him!

[32JSE]

@wanaply9 Actually Seagal said, that he would fight him when he is sober, but he was drunk.

[GriffyBoyGamer]

@32JSE check imdb it says their is going to be a sequel and look for a video with van damme talking about being in expendables 2

[waken1000]

@32JSE to answer your question is yes and may be but not confirmed arnold and ferrigno

[1011saint]

whoa at 1:51 i was like WTF cause damn jean claude got old

[17jun1989]

Arnold and Van Damme was Hilarious. Great Impressions and some were actually true stories with Van Damme and others.

[Reimix2009]

soldado universal fue puros coñasos, vamdam no dijo nada en toda la pelicula....

postdate: good video

[elijah212100]

Lmao

[BenjtheMan]

LOL at the VanDam part.,...

[torturo1]

Sly don´t worry :DDD

[74917]

This is great. Genius.

[ANiD74]

man you are very good, im a foreigner, i can't speak english as a native english person but i reconized thier voices good; and i mostly see thier movies in dubbed soundtrack , so i can tell you are a PRO

+5

[JDBCreations]

@ANiD74 Why thank you! Glad to know this has world wide appeal.

[duderancher13]

All of the impressions are great, dude (Pacino and Van Damme are my favorites). The only criticism that I would make is the Arnold is way too exaggerated. But it seems that everyone that impersonates him is guilty of this.

[BIGDANNY77]

This was good! I got a good laugh! Great Impersonations!

[PizzaSalladLand]

haha " its fake" no shit retards !

[peachygotit]

I love it..who ahhhh...Cage and Segal... and lmfao at Arnold!! hahahah

[Shotoshorinryuchun]

DON'T POLLUTE!!!!!!

[jimpurdie]

fake.

[EazyMeezy1]

LMAO!!!

[Scotto91]

it was all going pretty good, but the Arnie impression kinda flopped lol ;D

[jerryfudala]

3:22 HAHAHA "what are u talkin about??!"

[watchmen22]

no time for games.... Hooaa.

[asthon1986]

lol hahaha!!

[BYOSProductions]

190 people are twilight kiss-asses

[jakefernandez2013]

this is so fake

[Brownboyla1]

LMFAOL....

[tepsy1993]

good job. i give nicolas cage and sly 99% accurate

[gymbhoy67]

WHAT A LOOAD OF BULLSHIT !!

[cordeliafire]

Van Damme sounds like Ren Hoek

[dennytothez]

@cordeliafire hahahahahahahhahahah!!! xD indeed !!

[onibashu]

SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY

[pornpan96]

no van damme ,that faggot is no good.. now way,, thanks

[MrFeliu]

lmaaaooo these voice impersonations are funny lol

[TheOozedes]

yeah i enjoyed that very playfully done keep up the voices :)

[niyazamedi]

i like

[Liamcardtricks]

this is so fukin fake

[4illegalalien]

Sly I am different... This is not the 90s anymore sly. I've changed.

[mirageshade]

That was hilarious. You're very talented! Cheers!

[TaylorSunnyshinee]

This is fake, beyond belief.

[nusucker]

I lol´ed by Jean Claude Van Damme WHAT IS THE STORY SLY.

[rugnev]

Stallone, Cage, and Seagal were spot on... Van Damme sounded too creepy, and Arnie was just weird... and no one really cares about or knows what Ferrigno talks like normally anyway. Pacino was good in terms of the sound of his voice, but in terms of the way he was speaking it was a bit off. But like I said, I'm really impressed with 3 of the voices, well done!

[JDBCreations]

@rugnev Thank you, this is good feedback. I need to work on the Van Damme and Arnie voices. Pacino's voice is patterned after the way he speaks in Scent of a Woman. I'm not sure if alot of people know about this movie, but it won him an Oscar. You're being a little harsh on poor Louie lol. Thats why I just kinda added him as a bonus voice I guess.

[Secundas]

@JDBCreations I disagree with rugnev and the other critics. All the voices are hilarious. The fact that Van Damme, Arnie, and Pacino are exaggerated only makes them funnier. It's been months since I first watched this, and my friends and I still laugh about this video and copy your impressions.

[JDBCreations]

@Secundas Thank you, thats good to hear. Glad you guys like it!

[jasonwkeller76]

Are these conversations real?? lol

[OmegaSaiyan92]

@jasonwkeller76 i don't think so

[bizi999]

So fake omg... its so obviouse thats not them saying it

[cybermental]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[antwonrandell]

damn their so old they should make a commercial for viagra or somthin but they are fuckin awsome sill thumbs up if so!!!

[jakal911]

"I don't even understand what you are saying..." LMAO.

2:40 LOL.

[51STW]

Steven Seagal made me laugh so fucking hardXDDD

[BulgarianTuber]

ha ha ahahahahah

[FxThanos]

Steven Seagal FTW!!

[geniemist]

this is fucking hilarious...

[JohnnyMurata]

Nice work on Al Pacino's voice ;)

[gashidukagjib]

very very very nice voices :P

[ducatiprofessional]

you made Sly sound like a 5th grade school dropout and JCVD sound like a runaway columbian drug dealer

[AlphaSeiya]

lol......that was really good bro

[bethzy77]

this was incredible i laugh a lot the vioce of nich arnold and sly were very similar but ther were some lines from mivies too but anyway the best was when sly and nicholas cage conversated man and arnold voice was really funny but identical too is at if arnold made a movie been a clown he would sound like that and it would be funnier if al pacino said "say hello to my little friend"line in some part and make sly argue with him but everithing was incredibly cool thumps up if agree

[owadave]

All the impersonations were good except Van Damme who sounded Mexican. lol

[pibitopoxi]

The voice of Nicholas Cage it´s so real that i think that conversatiuon really happened.

[tifahentai]

Al Pacino would work well if he was in character of Tony Montana.